#Trashtalk

[arealtrashact]

Starclan will smite you for your wicked code breaking

StarClan can suck my primordial pouch

[dragonkid11]

Time will erode, empire will crumple, but the king will endure.

[odinsblog]

Qwhite interesting. Just a suggestion, but maybe don’t taunt others if you don’t like being taunted?

Anyway,… anybody know who ended up actually winning that game? 😉

[bringittwo]

Blonde: What, are you panicked that you actually have to fight for your man?

Brunette: Not at all, I could wait to sink my claws into you, stupid bimbo!

[silkenblankets]

A worried Master recently got their first pet. The Master is so kind, but inexperienced and eager to make their new pet’s life as easy as possible,

Their search history:

Why does my pet have a runny nose?

Signs my pet loves me?

How to comfort a crying pet?

Are milkshakes safe for pets?

- 💖

[thoughts-from-the-garbage]

as a computer technician i feel like i could write really good robotgirl x reader stuff, because i know how intimate machines work :3 if anyone would like to read that just interact with this post :3

[ishuess]

Born to slap few people across their face

Forced to be the polite shareef student ✌️

[shaggyxron]

trash this trash that, how a-bout we all come together and hype up the first chapter of the new story The Rise of Redemption that is coming out really soon

[arealtrashact]

Hey!! Love your art sm you can’t even imagine. How much time do you usually waste on a full finished piece with one character?

I love the wording of this ask.

I rarely draw one character all on their own. If you browse my art tag, most of my illustrations feature at least two characters acting off of each other

(this is simply because I have more fun drawing interactions)

That being said, I can waste anywhere between one hour and several days depending on the complexity of the piece.

An hour.

A few days.

[dragonkid11]

Travel the less trodden path through the forest, seek the narrow path to victory

Posting here because apparently I bloody forgot to do so half a week ago

[mchell0]

Watch how me and my bestie trashtalking my cousin turns into me posting how Scraptrap got created

[bringittwo]

Bang on about the girl code all you like but why should I back down to a jealous and insecure cow like you?

[silkenblankets]

HEY

LISTEN UP WHUMPEE PET OWNERS

REMEMBER YOU USED TO HAVE A LIFE?

Yeah, you got your whumpee from a box outside three weeks ago and for some reason you haven’t left their side since day 1. Don’t you wanna go out into the world? Remember what it was like to buy groceries? Have you even gone to work you lazy shoot doot head?

nO mY whUmPeE nEeDs me

freakin nitwit

I HAVE A SOLUTION FOR YOU

introducing the Pet Phone

This device is not so different from your very own smartphone.

There are fifty stimulating games for your pet! Not only will it help them learn how to use their hands, but our games will make them feel as if they have a purpose! Boot up a cooking game, and they’ll be begging to please Chef Basil.

Does your pet enjoy showing you everything and anything? Well, with the built-in camera, they can take pictures of anything they want! And when you get home, they can show you every picture of the couch they took that day.

Scared they will get kidnapped by their former enslaver while you’re working 9 to 5? You may be hesitant to give your pet a normal phone in case they stumble upon liveleak of themselves! Fear not, because the Pet Phone is extremely restricted. The only contact in their phone will be yours, and if they ever need you— you’re just a ring away.

For the low price of 29.99, give your pet the gift of (pretending to be a human for two seconds)

brought to you by humane pet enterprise (HPE)… pets follow the golden rule and so should you ❤️

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[thoughts-from-the-garbage]

cooking......

slowburn smutty robotgirl repairs.....

[erlitamaynanda]

Re-make

How to handle your trash, 5R (4-5)

4/ Refuse (Menolak)

5/ Rot (Membusuk)