#JIMMY DIE NOW

[scotting4geggstones]

STOP POSTING ABOUT MOUTHWASHING! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Mouthwashing stuff. I-I showed a mouthwash bottle to my friend and started dancing with it and I said "hey jimbo HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a blonde guy with blue eyes and said "CAPTAIN CURLY" I looked at a toy horse and I go "POLLE SAYS:" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

[chipchopclipclop]

few more scratchings before i forget about them

[to-be-a-dreamer]

It says something that Jimmy killed Joel and was immediately forgiven and Joel even said he was proud of him for such a clean kill but Grian IMMEDIATELY declared Jimmy as his sworn enemy until the end of the series and I don’t think it says anything about the quality of their relationships more than it does the fact that Joel is known for being unhinged and insane but he’s actually pretty chill most of the time and doesn’t really care or hold grudges whereas Grian is normally rational and put together outwardly but the SECOND you cross him all bets are off friendship cancelled you’re mortal enemies now the canary curse is back because the coal miner brought a gun

[dykedvonte]

I think a big misunderstanding is the power people give Curly to actually change things about the way the pony express operates or could’ve done things on the Tulpar.

We are talking about a company that docks pay for bad synergy despite mandated psych evals that should tell which staff members would work well together, only allots for 5 hours of sleep despite having literally no other tasks to truly do and locks all resources behind the access of one person. The last one is likely to manage resources and make it easier to justify collective punishment and blaming one person for it; someone needs something in “excess” or the captain gives in? It’s all on them your pay is docked. Instant resentment.

It’s insidious how the company works, it’s by design to distract you from coming after them, to force tensions to line their own pockets. With all the restrictions and forced interactions, altercations are bound to happen. 5 hours of sleep a day, limited sources of entertainment, no real tasks… the monotony alone would cause bad cabin fever, mix that with just only one absolute mediator and you get the exact environment that allows shit like in the game to happen.

The idea he could just complain and try to throw his weight around to get them to dig into their pocket for the crews comfort is laughable and misses the predatory and dehumanizing aspect of capitalism the Pony Express represents. Curly was and is still just another asset to them. Being a top show pony doesn’t mean he’s anywhere close to the actual top. He is the top of the working ladder, not whoever’s in corporate, he wouldn’t even be on the bottom step unlike what Jimmy perceives. The resounding recommendations he would get are almost mocking as they throw him out like nothing just like the rest. Being a shitty fucking company, how much do you bet they’d mean anything anyways, especially since he wanted to leave the field all together.

He made a fuss and they didn’t listen, he says he should’ve done more but you can tell he knows it wouldn’t have changed anything. Jobs like this are willing to make a sacrifice if it means even a penny more. Curly makes a bigger fuss they likely would’ve just found an “unrelated” reason to fire him, hired a more pliable guy or, terrifyingly, promoted Jimmy. The company was failing, going to shut down whether anything happened on the ship or not. But knowing that they were shutting down and that everyone, including him, would be out of a job with this being their last paycheck, he had to factor in not destroying the last bit of their financial stabilities combined with every other issue on the vessel and his own. He gets another cryopod or locks and then he has to break to them that they are not only fired but there will be substantial cuts to their paychecks due to the “upgrades” (things that already should’ve been in place on their part) on top of anything else that could be docked along the way.

You can blame him for saying it so early into the trip but then again, if he mentioned it later who’s to say it wouldn’t have been worse? On the capitalism side alone how would people in a galaxy away from home, out of a job and already stir crazy react? Don’t get me started on how Jimmy would have reacted if he realized he only had two days left to fix what would be a very hard to miss “problem” in his head…

I can’t even consider explaining this as devils advocate because it’s just facts of the world we and they live in and factors that heavily affected the situation. People are just so quick to make claims on the ease of the choices when P.E literally makes it hard to choose to do anything but suck it up.

[tubbytarchia]

Sorry I seriously can't stop thinking about "Jimmy please hidef". This is bad and incomprehensible but. What is hiding gonna do for him Joel. Are you frantically throwing just whatever out there. Is it upsetting that you couldn't do anything last time and you can't do anything this time and really have no room to tell him what to do regardless because he's not an ally? But you want him to survive, you want him in the top 10, you want him in the top 5; at the very least, anything but for him to be the first one to die, and he plummets to red this early. Are you worried? All you can do or think of is to tell him to hide? In some impossible space in which he can't be hurt? Are you scared?

[misconceivedcapricorn]

Chat I do not think Lizzie is making it past next week

[iridescentis]

they are so :( <3

[mossfeathers]

by the way im being so genuine and serious IF YOU HAVE WATCHED JIMMY SOLIDARITY'S EVO SMP (not grian i love you grian but this is not about him) PLEASE DM ME OR SEND ME AN ASK OR JUST REPLY OR REBLOG THIS I DESPERATELY NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH SOMEONE BUT NOBODYYYYYYYYY HAS SEEN IT AND ITS KILLING ME BECAUSE ITS AWESOME. I WILL BECOME YOUR BEST CLOSEST MOST INCREDIBLE FRIEND I JUST NEED TO TALK ABOUT THAT FUCKING GUY. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[orlaite2]

my daddy and my mommy and my daddy and my mooommy

[creative-robot]

Ya know, if there is an End possibility on the server, AND they find it, what a season for there TO be considering all damage is essentially permanent. Everyone’s talking about Elytra and Chorus Fruit possibilities but uh. Guys. There’s a Dragon in there

[canarydarity]

having a normal one watching Bdubs lim life tonight and thinking about how when Bdubs betrayed Tango in last life, Skizz told Tango that for the sake of team best he had to go and forgive him.

But when Bdubs boogey kills Skizz in lim life before team ties is even really formed, Skizz is allowed to have it out for Bdubs for almost the entire first half of the season, even when the clockers ally with them and it would've been easier to let sleeping dogs lie.

Tango, the perpetually extraneous and undervalued member of his alliances...the too often shoved aside and betrayed...being told it was his duty to the team to forgive bdubs and move on....

But no one—especially not Tango—tried to tell Skizz to let it go.

[bonefall]

Do BB!Jay and Poppy ever become friends again? Obviously there's... the Whole Kits Thing but IDK I just like seeing them be friends. I think they should have been friends in canon but god forbid Jayfeather hangs out with anyone except the Three (and Hollyleaf before she dies and then she dies again)

It doesn't happen for years. Poppyfrost wanted to move on SO bad, and she's chronically avoidant of any legitimate problems. If left to her own devices, she would have kept dodging him until the day she died.

(Poppy with her garden like "I Just Want To Grill.")

I think what changed was Dovewing leaving.

Poppyfrost is one of the last people who talks to her before she Hits Da Bricks, not knowing that she was close to a boiling point. She was FINALLY going to be brave about it and chat with her 'niece' after being distant her whole life so far. And uh... it didn't end well.

Too little too little too late, really. But it killed her, that when she finally mustered up the courage it basically pushed Dovewing over the edge.

But after that, with Dovewing leaving completely and disavowing her garbage family for how they all hurt her or failed to protect her, Jayfeather can't keep doing this shit. Poppyfrost avoiding him and refusing to talk about it

He KNOWS it's just as hard on her as it is on him. And that her breath catches uncomfortably when she looks at him. How long are they going to live like this? Badly pretending that nothing happened while they're both obviously in the middle of a big mess of their mutual making?

I haven't written on it yet but I imagine he cornered her while alone, and ended up actually, legitimately chasing her down. Like,

"Poppyfrost. You're bottling something up again."

"Aaaaaahaha idk what you mean. What. Huh."

"Yes you do, this is getting absolutely ridiculous. I'm blind not stupid, you can't pretend our secret codebreaking lovechild didn't--"

"BYE"

"What do you MEAN BYE IM- HEY!! POPPYFROST!!!!"

Something about the way that EVERY time Poppyfrost turns her head, Jayfeather is there. Once a comfort, then an inescapability, and someday... back to something comfortable.

Never the way it was, but better than it is when she's bolting through the woods trying to pretend her problems don't exist.

[stormyoceans]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GZRIUk3aQAAGGgZ?format=jpg&name=large

Someone please tell me this is really happening👀🙏

[PROCEEDS TO RECREATE ISABELLE ADJANI GOING TITS OFF INSANE IN THE TUNNEL SCENE OF POSSESSION IN THE OFFICE BATHROOM]

WASN'T SEA ALSO SPOTTED AT THE GMMTV BUILDING TODAY AND WEREN'T THEY BOTH SEEN WITH P'THA TOO OH THEY WERE SO THERE TO DISCUSS THEIR NEW SERIES AND MAKE THE FINAL PREPARATIONS BEFORE FILMING THE MOCK TRAILER I CAN FEEL IT IN MY TIDDIES AND DEEP INTO MY HEART OF HEARTS IT’S TIME TO DUST OFF THE CLOWN SHOES AND SET THE WIG IN PLACE AND PUT THE MAKE UP ON (who am i kidding, it never came off, that shit’s permanent at this point) LIKE NOT TO BRING UP THE SIGNS AGAIN BUT THEY ARE INDEED SIGNING FR THIS TIME AND IM READY TO GO ABSOLUTELY BALLS TO THE WALL BATSHIT FUCKING CRAZY DERANGED ABOUT IT

EVEN WITH ALL OUR CLOWNERY WE WILL BE THE PREVAILING CLOWNS FOR ALL FUTURE CLOWNS TO LOOK UP TO AND THAT'S THAT ON THAT

[the-somwthing]

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[jils-things]

anya................................. mmy. girl.....

[thirdtimed]

thinking about the jimmy scar pearl venn diagram and absolutely just disintegrating over it