#JIMMY DIE NOW
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STOP POSTING ABOUT MOUTHWASHING! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Mouthwashing stuff. I-I showed a mouthwash bottle to my friend and started dancing with it and I said "hey jimbo HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a blonde guy with blue eyes and said "CAPTAIN CURLY" I looked at a toy horse and I go "POLLE SAYS:" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
#mouthwashing#this feels so cringe#but whatever#I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE ITS ALL OVER MY FYP AND IM MAKING IT WORSE BECAUSE I NEED MORE#THIS GAME WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME#JIMMY DIE#JIMMY DIE NOW#I love swansea he’s so awesome#I CANT GET THIS GAME OUT OF MY HEAD#IM FUCKING SAD#IM SO FUCKING SAD#WEIRD ORGAN YOU SUCK I HATE YOU#oh and don’t even get me started on the voice acting videos. strawman if you seeing this ill fucking get you /silly /j#DUDE HIS VOICE ACTING IS SO COOL#THE WAY HE VOICES JIMMY ALMOST MAKES ME HATE HIM LESS but then you realize that he still ran away in the end#And him apologizing was all in his head#fuck does mw have a server. I need to dump my questions.#if this game ever gets some kind of crazy sequel or we find out what happens next I will explode
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just had to make a counterpart picture to this!
#now they're all there :)#sillies!!#The erebus girlies make me so happy and it is sad they're not as popular#rare Fairholme spotting!!#they are all so handsome smh#Dundy is a mean girl but like he is like that to everyone dw#you can still come sit with them#Gore's swearer is white bc i think erebites have white sweaters and terrors blue ones and I will die on that hill even if its not true#my art#the terror#erebus lieutenants#james walter fairholme#graham gore#henry le vesconte#Jimmy forever looks like mumbo jumbo i cant fix it sorry#“how we gonna get out of the pack ice” “it's actually quite simple-” ahh
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Me, finding a polycules that fixes all my problems with several ships: *evil laughter* Soon no canon ship will be safe from me!
#Jimmy x Lois x clark#Bernard x Tim x conner#Sam x tuck x Danny#Jack x Maddie x Vlad#Bruce x Talia x Selina#I’ll admit that one isn’t my fave#But it’s still okay#Timberkon#thats the one that set this in place#And I now will die on that hill#I’m also a multi shipper#And a crossover shipper#so it gets real crazy real fast#dc#Don’t worry billy Batson is safe he’s aroace#But I may or may not put him in a qpr with Damian and Jon#I said nobody was safe#And I meant it#anyway bye!#Wait I forgot to add one#Or two#Dick x Kori x Wally#I think that’s his name#Idk I forgot#Oh also#Clark x Bruce x diana#shush no judging#Other then that ship I mostly hc Diana to be aroace#And even then I make the trinity ship a qpr mostly#Peter x MJ x Ned
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Chat I do not think Lizzie is making it past next week
#ldshadowlady#wild life smp#life series#wlsmp spoilers#life series spoilers#wild life spoilers#traffic spoilers#spoilers below in tags btw#Like her sacrificing a life for Jimmy like 100% guaranteed he would not die this session#but I fear that now neither Jimmy or Lizzie are going to make it past next session#And I was hoping for a Lizzie win this season too 💔
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they are so :( <3
#i cannot do this right now#crying and sobbing#lizzie broke his curse just for him to die right after#owwwwie </3#secret life#jimmy solidarity#ldshadowlady#secret life spoilers
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WHY DO ALL THE MUSICIANS I LIKE TURN OUT TO BE SEX OFFENDERS
#melanie martinez#amanda palmer#neil gaiman#(<- how did i not know they were married until now)#jimmy urine#mindless self indulgence#die antwoord
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by the way im being so genuine and serious IF YOU HAVE WATCHED JIMMY SOLIDARITY'S EVO SMP (not grian i love you grian but this is not about him) PLEASE DM ME OR SEND ME AN ASK OR JUST REPLY OR REBLOG THIS I DESPERATELY NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH SOMEONE BUT NOBODYYYYYYYYY HAS SEEN IT AND ITS KILLING ME BECAUSE ITS AWESOME. I WILL BECOME YOUR BEST CLOSEST MOST INCREDIBLE FRIEND I JUST NEED TO TALK ABOUT THAT FUCKING GUY. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#moss chitchat#i cant stress how serious i am. i will be your best friend your ride or die I NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE POST-DRAGON SCENE WITH SOMEONE#google. show me jimmmy solidaritys characters relationship with lonliness NOW.#solidaritygaming#jimmy solidarity#evo smp#evolution smp#evo
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guys!!!!!! false god by tswift is so ranchers coded!!!!!!!!
#IVE BEEN POSTING SO MANY OF THESE#i'm sorry it's just. so them#i should make a tag for my song rambling i feel like i do enough of it to warrant that#nya's playlist#<- yes. using that now#anyways let me talk about false god#'we were crazy to think that this could work remember how i said id die for you honey'#HELLO!! tango saying id die for you about the canary curse.....#'we were stupid to jump in the ocean separating us' empires vs hermitcraft 'remember how id fly to you' the rift????#'i still do it for you babe' hmmmmmm yes Yes.#'they all warned us about times like this' they all warned them that things would be different between soulmates after double life ended...#since the bond/link/wtv was gone...... and everyone told them that but they Didn't Believe it#'the road gets hard and you get lost when you're led by blind faith'#blind faith that things will work out.... that the universe was right when it paired them together.....#'but we might just get away with this' !!!!!!!!#LIKE!!!!!#'even if it's a false god we still worship this love' EVEN IF THE SOULMATE PAIRINGS WERE TOTALLY RANDOM. WED STILL WORSHIP THIS LOVE!!!!!!!#'i know heavens a thing i go there when you touch me honey hell is when i fight with you'#NOTHING INTELLIGENT TO ADD TO THAT ONE. JUST INCOHERENT SCREAMJNG BC THEMMMMM!!!!!!!#sorry i love them so bad chat SO BAD#'you can't talk to me when im like this daring you to leave me just so i can try and scare you'#dies. crawls away and literally dies#trafficblr#hermitblr#solidaritygaming#jimmy solidarity#tangotek#solidaritek#rancher duo#nya talks
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Ya know, if there is an End possibility on the server, AND they find it, what a season for there TO be considering all damage is essentially permanent. Everyone’s talking about Elytra and Chorus Fruit possibilities but uh. Guys. There’s a Dragon in there
#how many people would die from that fight alone with perma-owchies mode on#even right now like if someone found it next session somehow there is still. a Dragon#I absolutely know that they can beat the dragon. NORMALLY. and like this. but at what cost#life series#secret life#secret life smp#robot rambles#they get in there and Grian promptly commands the Dragon to only Aggro onto Jimmy for the bit#fr though if Jimmy goes out due to the dragon this season that’d be very… thematic
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having a normal one watching Bdubs lim life tonight and thinking about how when Bdubs betrayed Tango in last life, Skizz told Tango that for the sake of team best he had to go and forgive him.
But when Bdubs boogey kills Skizz in lim life before team ties is even really formed, Skizz is allowed to have it out for Bdubs for almost the entire first half of the season, even when the clockers ally with them and it would've been easier to let sleeping dogs lie.
Tango, the perpetually extraneous and undervalued member of his alliances...the too often shoved aside and betrayed...being told it was his duty to the team to forgive bdubs and move on....
But no one—especially not Tango—tried to tell Skizz to let it go.
#and like. now im thinking about how no one is ever really ride or die for tango. ever#people are allied with him but no one PRIORITIZES him#as a team rancher fan myself id be tempted to argue Jimmy is but you can just as easily point to how that was in a way self serving#and I dont just mean with the soulmate mechanic so worrying about tango was worrying about himself for jimmy#but i mean it in the way of jimmy was so worried about tango because#jimmy was worried about HIMSELF being the thing that hindered him and dragged him down#whihc is not to say that jimmy didnt also worry about tango#but it is to say that the dl rule set played heavily on jimmys insecurities and fears#he was most of the time worried about himself. YES because of how that affected tango. but also because it served his guilt complex#and so his intentions were colored by that as someone whos incredibly willing to make himself the problem whenevr he sees fit#whihc is again nothing on him hes my fave ya know i love the guy#i just mean even in double life where by design it shouldve happened tango wasnt made anyones top priority#not in the way that we come to see it across many other pairs. not in the obsessive worrying about his safety#or just in the general Being Weird About Each Other Way#sure you could argue skizz and tango last life...tango was for a while skizzs priority—until skizz shifted his sights to team best#even when team best wasnt giving their all backt o him that was skizzs focus#and if tango were really his priority over the wellbeing of the team such as it was for bdubs and etho#skizz wouldnt have tried to make tango forgive bdubs after he was betrayed#skizz wouldnt have kept asking tango to give more and more to a team he got little if not nothing out of over and over.....just#GAH! NO ONES EVER DEVOTED TO TANGO!!! NO ONE EVER CHOOSES TANGO TO BE THEIR //PERSON// THEIR. HES NEVER SOMEONES TOP PRIORITY#again im nto saying teh ranchers werent devoted to each other you know i love them more than anything in the whole world#i just mean. not in exactly the way i mean....#and not completely when jimmy was so (understadnably) preoccupied with trying not to carry on his curse again#especially while attached to someone else#worm says
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Do BB!Jay and Poppy ever become friends again? Obviously there's... the Whole Kits Thing but IDK I just like seeing them be friends. I think they should have been friends in canon but god forbid Jayfeather hangs out with anyone except the Three (and Hollyleaf before she dies and then she dies again)
It doesn't happen for years. Poppyfrost wanted to move on SO bad, and she's chronically avoidant of any legitimate problems. If left to her own devices, she would have kept dodging him until the day she died.
(Poppy with her garden like "I Just Want To Grill.")
I think what changed was Dovewing leaving.
Poppyfrost is one of the last people who talks to her before she Hits Da Bricks, not knowing that she was close to a boiling point. She was FINALLY going to be brave about it and chat with her 'niece' after being distant her whole life so far. And uh... it didn't end well.
Too little too little too late, really. But it killed her, that when she finally mustered up the courage it basically pushed Dovewing over the edge.
But after that, with Dovewing leaving completely and disavowing her garbage family for how they all hurt her or failed to protect her, Jayfeather can't keep doing this shit. Poppyfrost avoiding him and refusing to talk about it
He KNOWS it's just as hard on her as it is on him. And that her breath catches uncomfortably when she looks at him. How long are they going to live like this? Badly pretending that nothing happened while they're both obviously in the middle of a big mess of their mutual making?
I haven't written on it yet but I imagine he cornered her while alone, and ended up actually, legitimately chasing her down. Like,
"Poppyfrost. You're bottling something up again."
"Aaaaaahaha idk what you mean. What. Huh."
"Yes you do, this is getting absolutely ridiculous. I'm blind not stupid, you can't pretend our secret codebreaking lovechild didn't--"
"BYE"
"What do you MEAN BYE IM- HEY!! POPPYFROST!!!!"
Something about the way that EVERY time Poppyfrost turns her head, Jayfeather is there. Once a comfort, then an inescapability, and someday... back to something comfortable.
Never the way it was, but better than it is when she's bolting through the woods trying to pretend her problems don't exist.
#Poppyfrost: I bottle it all up in here and one day I will die 8)#Also tw death but#Jimmy Buffet died and he meant a lot to me so I AM now laying here imagining an AMV in my head to Margaritaville lmao#Jay and Poppy wasting away again in margaritaville. Girl they are searching for their lost shaker of salt.#Bone babble#BB!Poppyfrost#BB!Jayfeather#Better bones au#Jay is here like ''why do all of my female family members vanish into the aether after emotional confrontations''#'WHY are you running?! WHHY are you RUNNING?"
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Someone please tell me this is really happening👀🙏

[PROCEEDS TO RECREATE ISABELLE ADJANI GOING TITS OFF INSANE IN THE TUNNEL SCENE OF POSSESSION IN THE OFFICE BATHROOM]
WASN'T SEA ALSO SPOTTED AT THE GMMTV BUILDING TODAY AND WEREN'T THEY BOTH SEEN WITH P'THA TOO OH THEY WERE SO THERE TO DISCUSS THEIR NEW SERIES AND MAKE THE FINAL PREPARATIONS BEFORE FILMING THE MOCK TRAILER I CAN FEEL IT IN MY TIDDIES AND DEEP INTO MY HEART OF HEARTS IT’S TIME TO DUST OFF THE CLOWN SHOES AND SET THE WIG IN PLACE AND PUT THE MAKE UP ON (who am i kidding, it never came off, that shit’s permanent at this point) LIKE NOT TO BRING UP THE SIGNS AGAIN BUT THEY ARE INDEED SIGNING FR THIS TIME AND IM READY TO GO ABSOLUTELY BALLS TO THE WALL BATSHIT FUCKING CRAZY DERANGED ABOUT IT
EVEN WITH ALL OUR CLOWNERY WE WILL BE THE PREVAILING CLOWNS FOR ALL FUTURE CLOWNS TO LOOK UP TO AND THAT'S THAT ON THAT
#OKAY BUT LIKE SERIOUSLY#in 2024 they had to ride the last twilight hype train i get it whatever#but they can't let the JIMMYSEA HYPE die down now that it's at its peak#so not giving them a new series for 2025 wouldn't benefit anyone#SO LOOK AT ME @ P'THA#ANYWAY THANK YOU FOR SENDING ME THIS ANON IM NOW SPIRALLING IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE#I NEED THEM TO ANNOUNCE THE DATE FOR GMMTV 2025 SOON OR IM GONNA LIVEBLOG IT FROM THE PSYCH WARD#ANYWAY x2. i hope you're having a wonderful day anon!!!!! 💜#jimmy jitaraphol#jimmysea#gmmtv 2025#m: ask
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#I get Phoenix Jimmy headcanons now but I just am NOT on board because#I saw someone trying to push it a long time ago before any curse breaking#and I thought the reasoning was (no offense to them) so stupid and it’s even affecting me to this day 😭#I’m sorry phoenix jimmy truthers I I I I I just can’t take it seriously 😭#ok just so nobody asks I guess I should explain the old reason (IF THIS WAS YOU IM SO SO SORRY I JUST DIDNT LIKE THIS ONE THING)#they said he should be a phoenix instead of a canary cuz ‘canaries die but he always comes back next season so he should be a phoenix’#like FIRST OF ALL: so does everybody wtf#SECOND OF ALL: canaries DONT DIE (unless the miners suck or somethin). they just pass out. so YES you can reuse them.#THIRD OF ALL: the symbolism behind the headcanon has NOTHING to do with him Coming Back so WHY would we use a phoenix instead of a canary#so yeah. the headcanon NOW makes sense since the symbolism is ‘he broke the curse of death’ which totally works with a phoenix#so I DONT hate this modern version but I’m stuck thinking about the old one every time I see it 😭😭#but like nah phoenix jimmy is cool especially with his soulmate n all#I just love him being a birdie. he’s silly like one. forget death canaries are friendly and like to sing just like jim
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anya................................. mmy. girl.....
#jimmy................. die by my blade now#mouthwashing hours#its so. sad. knowing that theyll all be in the ship together. for a few years. and . anya.. anything coulve happened#ohhhh i feel a vein popping bro#keeping it as vague as possible but i think given how long im playing u guys know where im at maybe#i know i said i was tired but. i went back AHH
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I want a Jimmy x Cindy mini comic so bad I'm about to explode. Man I miss having content on these two brain cells
#I'm lying any art will do I'll eat your sketches made on a napkin!#I made art for a challenge with my friend and now I want to see other people's art for my mentally support ship#you know my brain could have chosen millions of fandoms over the years but this one has been stuck for decade#yuppies#I will die for silly domestics sketches with jc#damn this economy lol#jimmy neutron#shitposting#shipposting#¿#jimmy x cindy#gull just ignore it I'm sleepy
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i want so much for jimmy to not die first because scott and tango both give him a life
#i think it could happen now scott has promised him one ex pet that i don’t think tango will want skizz to die first#which is probably what happens if it’s not jimmy#flower husbands#ranchers#limited life#limited life smp
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