#JFC ANON

[lavendermoonlitskies]

This whole phenomenon of “what-about-ism” is craaazyyy

Like, anon really thought that their opinion is the ONLY OPINION in their community, and therefore they had the right to tell another trans person how to talk about THEIR OWN EXPERIENCE

Just a reminder to everyone that you’re actually not the only person on the planet, and other people similar to you have different views on different things. Your opinion is not and will never be “the right one.” That’s not what an opinion is. Shut the fuck up

don't use "ftm" it's outdated and offensive. it implies that the trans person was their agab, which we never were. i was always a boy, never a girl who became a boy.

i'm 35 years old. i've been IDing as trans or something similar to trans for nearly 20 years. i was probably calling myself FTM while you were playing tag during recess, anon.

i WAS a girl. i IDed as a girl early in my life. i recognized myself as a girl, called myself a girl, lived as a girl, and was a girl. who then IDed as a man. hence, F t M.

spend more time worrying about yourself instead of strangers on the internet, anon.

sorry not sorry if this comes off as needlessly hostile, but i've been getting a lot of shit from a lot of teenage trans kids about the language i use to describe my own goddamn experience, and i'm growing real fuckin weary of it.

i have elder trans friends who call themselves transsexuals and transvestites and trannies. are you going to seriously go to a 60-year-old trans person who survived the reagan years and tell her she's not allowed to use certain language to describe herself because it might offend the delicate sensibilities of some teenager on the internet?

do yourself a favor and log off, find some real-life trans people who are over the age of 20 or 25, and spend time talking to them instead of getting all holier-than-thou at random strangers on tumblr.

[drenched-in-sunlight]

Do you ship Godwyn and Fortissax? (p.s I LOVE your art! It's amazing!)

i mean if it were the pre-DLC version where i drew him purely on vibe going with whatever was popular in the fandom at the time (cuz i didn't have an actual take on him yet)... yeah maybe?

but the current version im drawing with bracelets and different hairstyle, no, i don't.... because i have a specific interpretation of his relationship with Fortissax, they are at most just close friends to me (actually i don't even believe that because the DLC dragon quest really got me looking sideway at any human that got love from dragons...like why all of them require the dragons to sacrifice so much for some random person that gave them nothing in return leave those creatures alone holy shit at least Nameless King forsake everything to stand by the dragons' side)

[lorelune]

PLEASE I NEED MORE OF YOUR EMBARRASSED JY THOUGHTS...!!! The brainworms have got to me

anon i’m holding your hand so tenderly. embarrassed jing yuan is so delightful because it really is such a change of form for him. he carries himself so steadfastly and calmly, that seeing him flustered or embarrassed is just… a treat. something to savor. when you first are getting together, entering that not-so-casual dance of skinship, it happens quite often. you’ll surprise him with a kiss on the cheek and his cheeks go pink so quickly. the general blushes quite easily around you!! the first time you’re out, tucked against his side and slide a hand to rest on his inner thigh and ask if he an take you home— the blush goes all the way up to his ears. probably down his neck too (if he wasn’t so covered up.)

when you actually fuck for the first time… god he’s so embarrassed he came so early. the combination of how you felt and looked beneath him was just too much. he hides his face in your neck for a bit and leaves a few (unnecessarily apologetic hickies) while he’s three fingers deep in you, mixing his spent and your slick and hoping you’ll give him a second try (after the two… three hour wait he requires. he’s old ya know.) you, of course, do and like!! embarrassed general?? a sight for just you <3

[banghyunnie]

Chris being so lost in pleasure and yet still so dominant… he‘d hold you down with a grip that bruising while babbling about how he needs to fill you up, pressing you down with his own body weight while his hips rut into you uncontrollably, really just no thoughts head empty he needs you and whatever he needs he‘ll just take

~🤍

Yes yes yes this is yummy anon omgggg🤤

The way he gets so lost in the pleasure, the way you clench around him so perfectly, that he just pays no mind to you. He'd usually be so sweet and caring but if he has a bad day, some built up anger he needs to get out, it's over(with permission ofc). Fucked out dom chris who sees you as his own little fleshlight. Practically drooling on your back as the jumbled curse words fall from his lips. Arching his back up and looking down, watching himself thrust in and out of you, mouth gaping a little as he inhales sharply. He'd look so pretty, ruining his toy, hair damp and sticking to his forehead, barely able to make words as he ruins what's his :((

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

You know that fancy elven robe/dress you have? I think it would suit A!A perfect. Probably something he'd wear to bed haha

...I- hng...

[simplydnp]

helloo, i just read your tags under the sexual fantasies jumper post. what is the stickers on collar bones in hotel beds referring to? if you dont mind me asking :)

am i really doing this so late at night. ohgod.

i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed that i remembered the exact date and month these stories from ii (which is almost 6 fucking years ago) were posted. but i knew. whatever.

throwback to april 25th, 2018 and we got these videos posted on the same day

and you can take your guess what we concluded the stickers were for 😔😔😔

[strebcr]

My brother in christ, when people try to blorbofy REAL LIFE ACTUAL SLAVE OWNERS, COLONISTS, ECT I'm allowed to tell you to fuck off!

Infact FUCK OFF LMFAOOOO 🖕🖕

[ohbo-ohno]

omgomgomgomggggg u mentioned reader locked in a cage watching her stuffed bear through the bars and my mind immediately started racing. do u think when they have her locked up they sit just outside the bars teasing her with her stuffed bear shaking him around just outside her reach? taunting her and cooing when tears slide down her cheeks😭they throw a blanket over ur cage and leave u there for “puppy’s nap time” i’m actually shaking

oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my

this is a little long one because both of these concepts have killed me and i lost control of myself

im shaking. hyperventilating. quivering. i am an unrecognizable person after reading these asks.

forced into a cage fucking GETS ME!!! noncon puppy play you will always be famous. both of my noncon/dubcon ghostsoap puppyplay things (say that five times fast) have johnny falling into a type of subspace really quickly so i haven't actually gotten to write a lot of a forced puppy reacting badly and i want to so MUCH!!! might do it with ghostsoap in a follow up to the thing i just posted honestly. it's so fucking delicious

but anyways. in this au the cage you get shoved in isn't johnny's cage, it's one they made for you so you can keep them company during their murderous free time. that means the cage is small, you-sized :( you can't sit up straight in it, can't stretch your legs out the whole way, can't even really kneel straight up. a tiny little space for a tiny little girl oh im going to be SICK

i like the idea of reader having a little nest of her own in their cabin, filled with soft things for her to relax into (and, of course, a hook for them to leash her to) so i feel like her cage in the basement is probably a little ugly. probably no blankets or pillows, shoved in the middle of the room somewhere so there's no place where you can hide (aka press yourself against the wall), leaves you exposed and vulnerable and cold. poor little puppy :( crying and sniffling and begging them not to force you in, but they just chuckle and ruffle your hair a bit, force you to your knees.

all that being said: your little bear johnny and bear simon are in the bad cage with you <3

the stuffy (im calling it a bear but fill in an animal if you'd like) is a total comfort object for you, something that has gone through every bad thing right by your side. when they fuck you, you almost always have the bear in your arms. when they force you to their torture dungeon, the bear is either in your arms or in your eyeline. maybe one of the times they hunt you simon slips the little bear into your arms while johnny is fucking you in the dirt, smirks a little when you thank him and hold it tight to your chest.

if you get really worked up from what they're doing one of them throws an old blanket over your cage. it makes everything so much worse - you can't see anything, you're left alone in this cold dark space, and you can still hear every sound of pain and the tools your kidnappers are using. but for some reason you feel more vulnerable in the dark (like a bird lol) so you go quiet, hunch down real low and squeeze your eyes shut so you can't see the bloodstains on the blanket. simon on johnny think they're helping you cause you don't sound nearly as scared when you can't see anything <3 gives them horrible ideas involving blindfolds but that's another thing

johnny keeping your bear from you. it's like the two of you want me dead. “do you wanna come out now?🥺” “you want your bear??🥺” “are you gonna be a good girl now???🥺🥺” and "teasing her with her stuffed bear shaking him around just outside her reach? taunting her and cooing when tears slide down her cheeks" like im so fucking GONE it's actually not even funny.

you get real puppy-like when they make you beg for your bear. little paws held out, eyes all big and teary, panting and wiggling around cause you want your toy so badly. simon telling you to take the stuffy with your teeth, and you whine because you don't want to bite your bear!!!! but he says johnny and i bite you all the time, puppy, if you can take it so can your bear so you finally lean forward, get a little loose hold on the stuffy's leg where johnny's holds it out

but he's so mean, because he doesn't let it go :( just smiles real big at the sight of you on your knees, little puppy toy between your teeth. go on, he'd say take it, lass. and you try!!! you tug it a little, shake your head a bit, but he won't let go!! he won't give you your bear!!!

until simon tells him to, a gruff that's enough tug o' war, johnny, she's been a good girl. hand it over. and then the stuffy is yours again, finally. you'd tuck it up right in your arms, hold it close to your chest and bury you nose in the soft fur with your eyes squeezed shut. you ignore the little coos from above you, fully throw yourself into loving on your bear

[sluttywonwoo]

trying so hard not to be a bitch about the tour thing and then jeonghan and jun. and it has NOTHING to do with them (obviously have to fulfill their duties no hate to my baby loves) and everything to do with Pledis and Hybe bcs what the actual fuck???? why was there no tour in 2023??? They had the whole fucking year

they did do a tour in 2023 ☹️ it went on for almost a year but it was only in asia.

apparently they felt that staying continental would be more profitable than a world tour 🤷🏻‍♀️ fucking sucks though ☹️ esp bc they told the stops that were missing members in 2022 that they’d come back as 13

[brw]

The only way the Wonder Man show can be good if it's just Simon and Hank's homemade porn tapes for 6-8 hours randomly interspersed with Simon monologuing about his fucked up childhood to an increasingly concerned interviewer.

When Kevin Feige said that Wonder Man would be like nothing the MCU has seen before, he meant it's the first time we will see CGI furry hole and balls onscreen ❤️ #trust

[cute-girls-from-vns-anime-manga]

Anon approaches the Ponytail Pope and asks him "Ponytail Pope, are long ponytails or short ponytails better?"

The Ponytail Pope sat in silence for a while, then commanded Anon to reach for his wallet.

"How much do you have in bills?" The Ponytail Pope asked. Anon told him he had $30 in bills.

"Suppose you were to have $30 in coins as well, which would have the greater mass?"

Anon told the Ponytail Pope it would be the coins, by a long way.

"But which," the Ponytail Pope asked, "would have the greater value?"

And Anon was enlightened.

Well put anon

[superfallingstars]

snape deserved everything he got and worse. he was an incel creep and james was ALWAYS the better person by far.

gonna say something real crazy here, buck wild, just balls to the wall insane – but what if they were both bad? what if it’s bad to join a fascist hate movement and be mean to children as a fully grown adult and teacher, but it’s also bad to bully someone and threaten to take off their underwear in front of a crowd? and it’s bad to try to manipulate a girl into going out with you by saying you’ll stop bullying her friend if she accepts? what if that part when james says he doesn’t like snape because of “the fact that he exists” is in there for a reason? i know this is a really bonkers take, just cuckoo crazypants, to imagine that two people can be bad at the same time. and it’s probably even crazier to suggest that it actually doesn’t even matter who is better than who, and that this whole argument is a pointless endeavor, and that trying to play judge jury and executioner with fictional characters is an unproductive and frankly dumb way to engage with media

[vanmarkus]

I also think it’s sad that people really read past all the heartfelt introspection about how growing up Latino influences his actions and just went to him being gay. If that’s how you see him, that’s perfectly fine, but to ignore what is actually being said at every twist and turn is also exhausting. Ryan is clearly excited about exploring how Eddie’s culture shaped him and I’m personally looking forward to him getting a developed character arc. Sorry, but not everything is about him being gay. Like Ryan said, to understand Eddie, you have to understand growing up Latino.

Sincerely, a queer Mexican

mm yeah, i say this over and over again but a lot of so called Eddie fans tend to seemingly not even like the actual character

not to mention how many people tend to ignore A Whole Chunk of his character in favour of fanon and like, fine, yeah, engage with the fandom and the character however you want, because he isn't real and i may find it incredibly annoying when that chunk tends to be his background (on the contrary; also when said background is only acknowledged in sexual scenarios, but that's a whole other can of worms) it is everyone's right to do and enjoy whatever fictional stuff they feel like enjoying

but when a real life person who is actually, irrefutably latino, says that he is latino and then fuckwits on tumblr dot com feel like they have the right to debate if he's brown enough to identify with his own ethnicity...... yeah let's not go there

as for the focus on the gay Eddie storyline that may or may not happen; we've been here for years and again, everyone can do and speculate whatever they want about the character, but in my experience people who put more emphasis on him being gay (in fanon) than him coming from a latino family (canon) are the people who base their own identity on a single marker as well...

again, not much to be done about that, but i wholeheartedly understand your frustration and i hope you can find people who care about the character in a way that makes you enjoy it and makes you feel comfortable to engage with as well <3

[bloggingboutburgers]

I'm here to bonce back on the "non tagging x reader content" when... Shippers do the EXACT same thing and get no flacks in returns?

ESPECIALLY mlm ones?

I mean why even bother? You either drool over those two men kissing or you're just a raging homophobe! Simple as that ! 😌 😇

You have no idea of the numbers of shipper accounts i had to block because they posted content for that ship that i hate without tagging it as shipping. And nobody bats an eye, everyone is cool with that because everyone ASSUMES you're into this.

And then they say shits like "Wow x reader is such a HATE CRIME am I right?" And everyone's agreed with them and you can't say shit in response because all the fandom back them up. (True story, i wish i made that one up)

And as a sex/romance repulsed aroace woman who's only comfortable with x reader fanfics to safely explore those complicated feeling the fuck am I supposed to do? I would get gutted on the street by the entire fandom.

And before everyone slash my throat : everyone should tag their content. No matter what it is. Shipping, x reader, whatever...

But why everyone is so comfortable shitting on the x reader community while the shippers get to do everything they want without any pushback????

Like idk how to say it, all the goods the x reader community gave me. Its the only community who accepted me in ANY fandoms i have been as an aroace woman, all the rest of the fandoms bullied me and tried to chase me away because i """"shipped myself""""" with male characters i saw as aroace coded too. The x reader community welcomed me and helped me carve my own space while the rest gave me fucking slack because I saw those characters as aroace instead of gay. (Because it is apparently the only valid queer interprétation ever)

Like fuck man...

This community is the only one who accepted to listen to me rambling about how those character were aroace coded and cheered for me writing about them while i was bullied off my first account because i did not agree with the popular ship.

I met more aroace people writing nsfw/romantic fics (YES I TAG THEM ALL) about those characters than i ever met in my entire life. HELL, each and every single Friend I made on this site came to me to thank me for my writing and they ALL turned out to be sex/romance repulsed aroace people.

TLDR : why is it always the x reader community that get flacked for doing something the shippers do since the very begining of fandoms without any repercussion?

Its getting old.

Sincerely an aroace sex/romance woman that will never let go of her x reader fanfics.

...OK ima be honest on that one

Personally I don't dig shipping OR xreader, I kinda put them in a "nope don't wanna read it" same bag

So yeah I don't get why people wouldn't see them on a same scale of value.

Literally people like different things and some would rather read different things and some wouldn't and everything's fine let's seriously just tag stuff to make our life easier and stop judging each other.

The absolute state of all of this. Jeeeeesus. That's part of why I don't even bother in fanfiction spaces anymore. That and the fac there's hardly ever anything that'd interest me anyway, I guess.

[tethered-heartstrings]

I know that was a joke post but now I am genuinely curious what Hannibal would want (and be allowed) to have as his last meal.

let me start off by saying this started one place and took a huge turn (sorry) but... this got me thinking. my assumption is he was tried in maryland. maryland abolished the death penalty in 2013, but if he was tried under federal and not state, death penalty is still technically on the table in all 50 states.

unlike other states, maryland does not offer a special last meal to those about to be executed, and they are offered whatever is on the menu at the prison they are residing. i don't think that if he was charged federally it would have necessarily changed his food situation.

given that hannibal was held at bshci, he probably would have had whatever they were serving that day. we saw in s2 with will that it wasn't anything particularly exciting. canned/processed/boxed food. the more gourmet meals he got while imprisoned were definitely due to a special deal he had with alana. it's not directly specified in the show to my knowledge, but pretty sure he got special privileges for helping her and margot. but also if it means hearing him complain less, all the better.

that being said, there is a chance alana would break the maryland tradition and actually offer him a special meal. most requests deny alcohol or tobacco, but again, we're humoring a special meal.

now for the fun part. obviously hannibal wouldn't be given human meat. some inmates in other states asked not only for a meal but to share the meal with someone. and i think hannibal would definitely request to have a last meal with will since the last meal they had together (at least on screen) was the meal before mizumono.

and i think it would be well within the realm for hannibal to want to recreate this meal, maybe even going so far as to ask to make it himself. +/- if alana would allow for that, maybe if everything was precut and he wasn't near anything sharp. if he wanted will to share the meal with him, i'd be curious to see what will would do. he'd know hannibal was on death row, it'd be all over the news, jack would tell him, etc. and i think he would seek out the result of hannibal's trial if he was not sitting in the room as he was sentenced. knowing he indirectly put him there, and i'd place bets on him opening that hand written letter asking for his company one last time and he'd go to see hannibal and share that meal with him. to dine one last time together.

and i wonder how each of them would see it. will never answering if he wanted a sacrifice, yet one now sat across from him. how during the mizumono meal, will said "that'd make this our last supper" to which hannibal responds "of this life" which now truly is the last meal of this life, of hannibal's life. maybe for will, too, in a way. for how good could food taste or sate knowing your conjoined, blurred half is about to die, and that nagging guilt in your chest that it's your fault. and the question of if they could survive separation. and maybe the question was more up in the air when it was possibly hannibal who had to live without him, but now will is faced with the reality that he has to live without hannibal. and in some alternate life it would have been easier to stay with his wife and never see hannibal, but knowing he was alive was enough, and he'd no longer have that crutch.

but hannibal seeing it as almost a redo for before the slaughter in his kitchen. going back to a moment they had some peace, even if brief, life as he knew it was brief now. but still, someone he loved, the only person he loved, sitting across from him eating and drinking wine together. maybe in silence, i don't know. smiles would be exchanged; hannibal's genuinely happy and will's a bit sad. to be so fully and deeply and intimately seen. now there was no running away together anymore. will would leave and hannibal could only hope will would go to his execution.

and i think will would go. i don't know if it would be a "want" situation, but a "need". to see hannibal lecter taken down almost so effortlessly. the unkillable finally killed. the man he couldn't shoot the two times he had a gun in his face, the man he dropped his gun for and let himself be gutted and held by, the man he pulled a knife on and still couldn't take down. ultimately, in a way, will took him down. hannibal surrendered because will rejected him. will didn't need a weapon, he just needed words and a closed off heart. and within minutes, it'd be over.

but what happens after? the remains of inmates not claimed by family get kept in the prison cemetery. hannibal has no family to claim him, will is the closest to family he has. but what if will claims him, then what? will doesn't know what hannibal's final wishes are; to be cremated, buried? maybe he does know without hannibal having to explicitly say. to eat you like the sacrificial lamb you are.

my guess is a body executed via lethal injection (chosen method for maryland) would not be safe to eat. sodium thiopental is a barbituate like the one used for animal euthanasia, but it isn't the part of the "cocktail" that actually causes death. i know animals euthanized (with a different barbituate) and eaten can kill the animal that eats them, so there is a chance eating hannibal could do the same thing. consuming potassium chloride (the deadly part of the injection) in large quantities can cause a lot of side effects/health detriments and in theory, eating enough can cause cardiac failure, but i don't know the oral bioavailabity in comparison to iv.

as romantic as it seems, i don't think will would eat hannibal knowing it could kill him, and tbh, i don't see hannibal wanting will to knowing his death might be imminent. even if it meant being together in the afterlife, that wasn't how will was going to die. like yeah "death only by my hand" but it's not the same. maybe part of will's punishment is having to stay alive without him. i do think hannibal might if the roles were reversed, though.

if will ended up giving hannibal a graveplot (probably unmarked so it doesn't end up desecrated), or even sprinkling his ashes somewhere, i know will would visit him again. maybe not for awhile, maybe denial or anger, but he would go back. i know hannibal said he could never go back to lithuania, so maybe will takes him there and buries him next to mischa so they can be together, finally and forever. maybe he doesn't take him home, knowing how much hannibal stayed away when he was alive. there are a lot of things will could do, tbh.

[samshinechester]

I want to do Schneider with a strap, record his orgasm yells and put it on Spotify as Rammstein bonus track called "buch dich feat. Christoph Schneider"

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