#JESUS CHRIST (thats a nickname)

[puppyeared]

eepiest little man in the building

[neroposting]

! THIS IS UNOFFICIAL . ONLY A HEADCANON

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST GUY EVERRR!!!!!

YYYYEEEAAAAAH !!!!!! YIIIPPPEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

[hauntingblue]

Sabaody time.... I am so fucking scared

FIRST OFF I KNOW THATS NOT WHAT HE SAID!!!!

Another one for the sanji faces hall of fame

Luffy should have stuck with the fritters.... I know the end of this........

More for the hall of faces (? Got confused)

OH FUCK HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!

AJDKAJSK TELL HIM USOPP!!!

AJDHAKSBIASNAOAJ!!!!!! COLD!!!!

Califa wearing jabra's shirt bc nami ripped all her clothes 💀💀 wild

Franky and usopp team up with the sunny

Usopp once again just telling the truth

Look at him... 🧍🏻‍♂️

Conqueror's haki tease..... yeah

This just..... yeah.......

GET A JOB!!! LEAVE THEM ALONE!!!

Is he clocking that sanji had to cross the red line so he sure as hell didn't do it with pirates bc he doesn't know how...... or am I reaching (yeah)

Incredible use of the gag here btw

Shakky.... my queen... why does rayleigh have a former amazon lily empress and kuja pirate hidden away in a nasty bar in sabaody.... how can he do that... girl.... that love sickness really got her bad... and the man is gay for a dead man. Damn. WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

SHAKKY WHAT IS GOING ON!!! WDYM HE HAS A GIRL!!! RAYLEIGH WHAT ARE YOU DOING???? open relationship???? What is their deal. I am so curious now ajdhajnsns

Luffy is looking at the camera (?) Like he is wondering what their deal is too... he gets me

Also am I crazy to think that killer would uave been related to the shandians just by the way he looks.... the pants like wiper wears and the long hair like kalgara... also introduced fighting urouge who is a skypiean.... do you see my vision.... maybe oda went naaah with this and that's why his design changed after the timeskip but here??? Idk

Look at this fucking loser..... AHDJAHSKA

I so want to know what is going to happen to kid because he has been doing terrible things to people but we never get into that... maybe shanks was the consequences.... but anyways he is right here lmao... "aren't we kinda cute killer??"

They want each other so bad.... "and he's got bad manners 😏😈"

AN OLD MAN WHO WHAT also haki introduction hello 👋🏻 so I was right about luffy and the bull ALSO CHAPTER 500!! CRAZY!!! ONLY 630 MORE TO GO

Sanji smoking three cigarettes akdjsisjl he is STRESSED

Nami once again not having enough money to save someone she cares about we should all kill ourselves

Hachi blaming himself for being a pirate when even nami is worried about him right now.... we need to kill the celestial dragons

The fucking cover for this volume..... do they know....

Look at these fucking freaks

Usopp landed butt first into the tenryuubito 💀💀💀 Here we fucking go...

[skylordhorus]

pov: you are me and you click on the trending uk politics tag because u apparently want to suffer, see a fuckin unironic teresa may fanblog, then another and another and THEN find that theres a fucking community on tumblr called re/chblr that treats nazis like their ~teehee little blorbos~ and now your hair is standing on end from the fight or flight response that has kicked in

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

i love you our life now and forever

[sapphic-kpop-fics]

Sitting Pretty (Huh Yunjin x Reader) Smut

Strap on…. Thats it that’s the description.

You don’t quite remember how you got here, sinking down onto your girlfriend’s strap after it was just supposed to be an afternoon hangout watching movies in her room. But here you were, only your shirt on as you hover over Yunjin’s lap and she was in a sports bra and some shorts, looking up at you with lust filled eyes. Her hands guiding your hips downward until your thighs are touching, sighing as you do so.

“You take me so well baby.” Yunjin’s voice is deep, raspy and thick with desire.

Her words make you grind down into her but her hands tighten her grip making you stop.

“Be patient.” Her lips move to your neck to bite and kiss, not making marks as you had a schedule this week. And her hands slither up your shirt to grope your chest, fingers rolling over and pinching your nipples.

“Mm, fuck. Jen please.” You beg as you rest your forehead on hers. The pure desperation in your voice makes her thrust up into you which you take as permission to start moving up and down.

She moves her hands back to your hips just to rest there, her thumbs rubbing over your skin.

“You feel so good around me.” She mumbles, consumed by how turned on she is at the site of you bouncing in her lap, “so tight.”

Your whimpers grow with her words, nails digging into the back of her shoulders. The base of the strap rubs against Yunjin, breathy and deep moans leaving her mouth which is right by your ear.

“Fuck Jen.”

“Does that feel good baby?” you lazily nod at her question, “you like how I feel inside of you?”

Yunjin noticed your pace had slowed, and frustrated tears filled your eyes.

“Come on, keep going.” She said lifting your chin to look at her.

“I can’t-“

The aching in your thighs took over as you moved, you wanted to reach your release but it was tiring.

“Need my help pretty girl?”

“Yes please.” You whisper

Yunjin doesn’t hesitate to grab your hips tightly and thrust into you at a quicker pace making you moan loudly.

“Be quiet, baby. You don’t want the other hearing do you?”, You had forgotten that your other members or at least two of them were in the living room currently as your girlfriend fucked you mercilessly, “or would you like that? Huh? You want them to hear what I’m doing to you don’t you? How good I’m fucking you?”

Your teeth bite into her shoulder as she speaks, her hips hitting against you even quicker now. You’re sure the others could definitely hear the sound of her skin against yours but no, your moans are the biggest concern.

“No.” You finally answer.

“Aw don’t be shy. Tell the truth. Don’t you want them to know how well I treat my baby?”

“Mhm”

“Yeah? My pretty baby.”

You lean back to rest your hands on her knees so she has a full view of her strap going in and out of you, a moan leaves her at the sight, her hand instinctively going to rub circles over your clit not that she can reach comfortably.

“Holy shit Yunjin.” You gasp out, the fingers resting on her knees tighten and your legs shake as you feel your orgasm approaching, “I’m so fucking close.” You say, moaning between each word.

“Yeah? Gonna cum all over my cock,baby?” She growled quickening her hips speed, the hand not on your pussy wrapping around your throat not squeezing just simply resting there, threatening to tighten, “you can do it, cum for me.” It wasn’t demanding but encouraging, it’s like your body as a switch on Yunjins voice can control because as soon as she says the words your body is shaking and moans are leaving your mouth as you fold over her, your head resting on her shoulder again.

“Ah, that’s enough.” You say to get Yunjin to stop her thrusts which continues after you had finished, “Jesus Christ Jen.” Is all you can say.

“You okay, baby?”

Baby, the nickname was common from her but the drastic change in tone surprises you every time, how one second she’s rasping it into your ear as she’s fucking you and the next her tone is sweet and kind as she’s checking on you.

“Never better.” You say as you pull yourself off of Yunjin, groaning at the feeling of emptiness and the strap slides out of you.

A knock startles the both of you.

“…guys”

Chaewon. Fuck.

[luversgirl]

TO BE SO LONELY, part two

summary: after the pouges forget her special day, y/n meets someone the pouges aren’t too pleased with. (heres part one if you haven’t read it yet)

notes: here is the long awaited pt two, im sorry this took to long. i’m in the middle of finals and im trying to get back into writing (p.s theirs another important note after the fic)

warnings: language?

after the big fight at the chateau rafe drove them to the beach, more specifically the one they first interacted at.

y/n quickly slipped off the helmet and walked towards the water without a word said.

as she got closer and closer she placed the helmet and shopping bag down and continued walking.

“y/n!” rafe yelled trying to catch up.

“y/n!” he yelled again a bit more sternly making her stop in her tracks.

he quickly caught up seeing as he was walking very fast to keep up with her “please talk to me” he softly spoke as he stopped in front of her.

“there’s nothing for me to say” she spoke back clearly lying as many tears rolled down her face.

“you’re allowed to be upset y/n” rafe says placing his hands on her face, wiping her tears away.

“how come everyone forgets me” y/n’s voice cracks as she speaks.

after y/n broke down at the beach rafe thought it would be best for her to stay at the cameron household for the night.

waking up to the sun peaking through out the expensive silky curtains the rougtledge girl rubbed her eyes.

her eyebrows furrowed at the unfamiliar smell of the sheets she was laying on, turning her body around she saw a sleeping rafe.

she sat up, carefully doing her best to to wake rafe and succeeding.

y/n’s eyes gazed around the room that was clearly rafes. it pleasantly surprised her how organized his room was, the way all his expensive colognes were organized, no laundry on the floor and the pictures of his family and him displayed along the walls.

“good morning” y/n turned to rafe who was now rubbing his eyes as she was minutes before.

“good morning” she smiled as he pulled her closer kissing the top on her head.

“how you feeling baby” rafe asks.

“better now thanks to you” y/n grins looking up at him “what time is it?”

rafe grabs his phone from the nightstand by his side “its 12” he says.

“i have a shift at 1” y/n sighs leaning against rafe.

“can you cancel it?” rafe trys to reason.

y/n chuckles “thats not exactly how a job works, wheres my phone?” she asks.

“under your pillow” y/n reaches for it, hopingit doesn’t explode with messages when it powers on “i also put it on silent so we could sleep through the night” rafe chuckles.

“thank you” y/n smile up at him before checking “jesus christ” she quickly says as she was right about the phone blowing up and

scrolls through all the missed notifications.

“you okay?” rafe asks observing her face.

closing her eyes, y/n takes a deep breath then setting her phone down onto the bed and started to get out of the plush cameron bed.

“woah, woah, woah, where you going sweet thing?” rafe quickly followed now standing in front of her with his hands on each side of her face caressing her soft cheekbones with his thumbs.

“rafe” y/n smiles and tilts her head up looking at the tall boy.

“you know, not all of us can be kooks” sending him a sad smile.

shortly after rafes constant attempts to get y/n not to go to work he accepted his loss in the battle and dropped her off.

she was 2 hours into her shift and nothing had gone wrong yet, but of course she knew something was bound to happen seeing as her brother and his friends new where she worked so it was all just a matter of time.

as soon as her break hits she’s pushing the back door of the the store open for some fresh air only to be met with the pouges.

“what do you guys want” y/n spoke sitting on her usual break bench and gave into her fate.

“i don’t understand why’d you do this to us” john b speaks up first.

y/n eyebrows furrow “i didn’t ‘do’ anything to do” she emphasizes the ‘do’ “not everything is about you bee” using her brother nickname only reserved for her.

“i never said tha-“ john b interjects.

“but thats what you meant, you know i’m actually happy?” y/n humourless laughs then begins to raises her voice “i don’t remember the last time i’ve even been this happy and the second you find out its not in a way you ‘approve’ of you want to try and take it from me”

“we-“ jj tries to interject something else but y/n doesn’t even give him the chance as she grows angrier every time they say something.

“you know he hasn’t bothered you guys in months but you’re all too self absorbed in your fucking shit to even see that and where the fuck was all this when john started dating sarah” y/n’s voice quivers but also grows louder as she stands up “huh?”

“i always supported you and sarah” y/n addresses the young couple making eye contact with the cameron who continued to remain silent “nice to know kindness is a one way street with you guys”

“y/n we never meant to try take away your happiness” kie spits out as y/n starts towards the door.

she turns around to face the pouges “then what were you trying to do?” they all look down at the ground or just stay silent.

“that’s what i thought”

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[pinazee]

Season 3 time!

Ghosts!

And oh baby are they coming out swinging with all that juicy drama. Prepare yourselves ya’ll, im about to read way too much into things.

How come we’ve never seen Ray?? He’s henrys partner; given cop lore i would think he’d be a pretty significant person in his and probably shawns life, especially since he seems to be a voice of reason trying to get henry not to go through with arresting his son. Does he show up later? I don’t remember.

“Oo i have rights, thatll be new and fun” -i know that this line is probably just shawn being a bit dramatic but like, it cut me deep.

“This officially ends your chances of being a cop” -its just really sad that henry thinks thats whats going to make him rethink his actions. But also, i think this means Shawn was thinking of going down that path up until his mom left, because maddy even says when she left she thought he was going to be okay. Given Shawns character its kind of surprising he didn’t rebel against his dad long before that. Personally, i think shawn knew his arguments with his dad made things worse between his parents so he did what his dad wanted to keep the peace. Then when maddy left, well, there was no reason to keep the peace anymore.

Now, the henry of it all. This just makes me so sad. And i know they kind of say it’s the reason he retired later, that he regretted it, but i cant believe he ever thought this would “scare him straight,” and the way its shot certainly doesn’t seem like henry ever tried to connect with him. Like, if they wanted us to sympathize with henry later, they could have given us a shot of henry having second thoughts or even explained how Shawn was using the fact that henry was a cop to get away with breaking the law because he never thought his own dad would arrest him. They could have explained how shawns actions were becoming more and more reckless and henry didn’t know what else to do. But i think the reason they didn’t was because shawn is our protagonist and they didn’t want to muck up his character that much. I think it could’ve added some depth, personally. The way its shot though, it just makes henry look like an ass, sticking to the law unwaveringly without any remorse. (Sidenote-i can see how gus’s parents would think shawn was a bad influence)

Hes so rough with him :( (also baby lassie! Aww look at his little mustache)

I had to look up pinochet. Thats a heck of a reference.

Completely overlooked that haversham warmed his hot coco in a teapot. What an idiot (thats brilliant)

I love that each person in the show is like a dork for something. Juliet has weird football facts, carlton has westerns and guns, shawn has a few but i think favors movies, and gus has literally everything

I love the mystery of this ep! They make you think shawns solving one case (the ghost), and then you find out he is the ghost and they make you think Shawn had that one plan but then psych!turns out hes really looking for dirt the whole time. Also, shawn has to know quite a bit about business to pull that summary out of his hat. I might add it to his list of random skills.

Why would she have to clear henry for twisting his ankle? Also, now that i think about it, henry doesn’t seem the type to 1. Actually talk to a shrink or 2. Think highly enough of them to want to date one. So i have to imagine young maddy was a smoke show and he lost all sensibility.

I love that she calls him goose. Thats such a cute little nickname- that i need to know the origin of. Was this a goose and maverick thing? Was she maverick? Also, we get some more insight into shawns gifts because it implies he can remember everything hes heard thanks to his mother. So thats neat, and a cool way to show his “powers” didn’t necessarily all come from henry. Its nice to see maddy gave him something other than abandonment issues.

Ohmygod its so sad that shawn thinks his dad would sabotage him with his own mother jesus christ this family.

I wanted to end this with my thoughts on Maddy. I love that we see bits of shawns personality that came from her. He got her charisma, certain aspects of her humor, certain ways of speaking (like when carlton says, “then you wouldnt be opposed to me patting you down,” and maddy deadpan replied, “actually im very opposed to that.” It just sounded like something shawn would say). i love how the episode frames the narrative from shawns perspective too by putting maddy on a pedestal. Shes a very likable person. She takes his side when he tells her henry never told him she was coming, tells henry to buy him a phone, goes toe to toe with lassie and keenly gets him to open up.

But come on. This lady sucks.

First of all, SHAWN HASNT SEEN HIS MOM IN 3 YEARS, mind you the show says they’ve been doing Psych for about a year, so thats two years where he’s bouncing from job to job and not once did he visit her. And she was out of the country apparently and never told him she was back- why wouldn’t you let your kid know you were coming back to the country? She couldn’t shoot him an email or texted?

I would argue she is almost a worse parent by the sheer neglect alone. She gives off the impression of someone having never wanted to be a mom. she never seems to be around when shawn was little, we never see or hear of shawns mom sticking up for him against henrys teachings, and she straight up abandoned him the first chance she saw. And then on top of that, fails to communicate with him.

Lastly, I cant believe maddy (a psychologist mind you!) never talked to shawn about any of this years ago. She assumed henry would explain it all, but what part of his personality ever gave her the impression that henry could have an open and honest conversation with Shawn? And shawn says they used to talk all the time, but, like, how long ago because it seems like they haven’t had any real conversations in a long time. So its not just that she left him physically, but she also left him on his own to handle the emotional burden, because his dad certainly couldn’t talk about it. Shes the one who left shawn to pick up the pieces, not henry.

I mean its no wonder shawn struggles to form long lasting relationships.

P.S

Boneless shawn! Boneless shawn! My heart is filled with so much warm nostalgia it might burst! I remember when this first aired i laughed so goddamn much!

[sprite-periodt]

💖Teases that would absolutely destroy me (aside from literally every tease in existence)  an important thread💖🙈

"Laugh for me, *insert literally any pet name* " LIKE???? AAAAAAAA

"You're laugh is so cute/adorable" like it's really not but thank you /)/////(\. OR EVEN "I love your giggles!" SHHHHHHHHHHHHH OK?

Literally any tease consisting of my name and or nickname lIKE DON'T DO THIS TO MEEEEEE

Asking if I'm going to be good for them like if you ask me to ofc I'm going to ////

Piggybacking on that calling me a good girl likeeeee Mmfmfmfmfmfmfmm 🙈

O calling me cute in anyway is a good one too ehe /)//////(\

BABY TALK JESUS CHRIST THE FUCKING BABY TALK LIKE STFU

And relating to that just making me feel little and silly will literally destroy me like a random ass example: walking 2 fingers up my body to any of my spots? Gone. Absolutely obliterated.

Saying "Yes *insert pet name*?" when I call out your name because I'm too flustered or being t-worded too much OR BOTH(Can you tell I have a thing for pet names yet)

Telling me I'm doing so well like AAAAAA

Flat out asking me if you can tickle me lIKE EXCUSE ME OFC YOU CAN AAAAA

Calling me any form of lee like: "shy little lee" or "cute lee" or possibly the worst of all of these that I've thought of although these are already flustering enough "squirmy lee" LIKE SHUT UP????

Annoyingly/affectionately calling me a brat when I'm definitely being one because I dunno it just does something for me

"Did you really think you'd get away with this?" SHUT I KNEW I WASN'T THATS THE POINT EVEN THO YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY

Saying the word over and over again or saying coochie coochie coo. Like that's it I'm passing away. ✋🏾😶

Calling me in any way ticklish like "Aw so ticklish" or the worst "Such a ticklish little lee" swapping the word out for the word sensitive works too LIKE STFU I KNOW

Asking me "Aw does it tickle?~" LIKE SHUT. STFU. OFC IT DOES AND YOU KNOW IT FUCKSJAKDJWKFK

Calling me tickle bug lIKE AAAAAA /)//////(\

Asking if I like *insert any spot* being tickled like goodbye I'm a blushy giggly puddle of goo 🙈

COUNTING GOT DAMN RIBS LIKE I JUST KNOW THIS WOULD MAKE ME LOSE IT SO BAD LIKE ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?????

Wiggling your fingers toward me like s T O P

Literally just saying uh oh. Like shhhhhhhhhhh

Saying "There it is~" OR EVEN "There's that laugh~" When I finally burst after holding it in LIKE SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUOSHUTUOSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

In addition to that pointing out that I'm very giggly LIKE O I WONDER WHY??? O////(\

Literally talking about my laughter in any way will destroy me like another example:

"Aw who's laughter is that?" LITERALLY SHUTSHUTSHUTSHUTSHUTSH-

Asking me "What's so funny?" "What's so funny huh?" OVER AND OVER LIKE STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME SHORT CIRCUIT DAMN IT

Threatening me that the tickle monster is coming for me like ssSSSSSSHHHHHHHHUSH DAMNIT

Describing to me word for word how you're going to wreck me LIKENSWLFJEKEMFKMF/)//////(\

Making me admit in any way that I like and want it like jesus🙈…..

Admitting that you want to make me blush LIKE I AM MELTINGGGGGG

Saying "I'm going to get youuu~" FUHUCKING HELL

Pointing out that I can't say the word and then proceeding to relentlessly tease me about it like hNNnNNnNNNnnnNN-

Threatening me and saying "if you keep doing this I'm going to *insert them describing how they're going to wreck me*

"Arms up!" SBSIDABWKFOEKEL

[speedydestinydream]

Post "Fight or Flight" Episode Thoughts

(general thoughts after watching episode 2 of the milliot spinoff; seeing if my predictions were right and just talking about the episode)

!SPOILERS FOR THE NEW TMF EPISODE UNDER THE CUT; POSTED AFTER THE RELEASE OF THE EPISODE!

For reference, my pre episode prediction post

• Okay so they did show the video advertisement, and Elliot didn't really freeze up BUT he did stutter a lot which is fair, Milly didn't really speak but thats fair since it's. His gardening club

• Elliot was STRUGGLING with pulling out that fucking weed. Bro you can use a weed cutter THIS IS WHY THEY WERE MADE

• SEAAAANNNNN MOMENTTT YEAAAAHHHHH it's mostly his voice behind the camera but STILL. Also poor guy man accidentally ate compost RIP (Elliot being so apologetic for it,,, Elliot you are me and I am you.)

To be honest I thought black gold was oil tho??? Not compost? Idk

• Elli. Elliot. Elliot Thornton. Why did I just watch you bite into a tomato like an apple.

• Did he change shirts into the exact same shirt after that take cause he definitely had tomato juice on his shirt lol 😭

• Elliot practicing conversations in the mirror 🤨 Giving me huge Jake vibes here JUST LOOK AT HIM

• RAINBOW DASH SHIRT OH MY GOD MILLY IS AN MLP FAN (she is so rainbow dash)

• Milly has a father‼️‼️

• oh god cyberbullying... Elliot NOOOOOO

also for the students that were typing those replies. How stupid do you have to be to cyberbully someone on THE SCHOOLS OFFICAL GACHABOOK POST. WHERE THE FACULTY CAN SEE IT. USE YOUR BRAINS PLEASE

• Also... Bradley's last name is Buckley I think? Bradley Buckley? (the @ on one of the replies of the post)

• "Nothing will change. I'll always be pathetic." ELLIOTTTTTT NOOOOO

• MILLY FIGHTING BECAUSE THEY CALLED THEIR VIDEO ADVERTISEMENT CRINGE. I WAS RIGHT SHE WAS FIGHTING PARTLY IN DEFENSE OF ELLIOT LETSSS GOOOOOO

• I WAS RIGGGHHTTT ELLIOT WAS HORRIFIED BY MILLY FIGHTING BUT DIDNT WANT TO GRT INVOLVED BECAUSE HE DIDNT WANT TO UPSET MILLY OR EMBARRASS HIMSELF I WAS RRRIIGGGGHHTHT

• "Stop fighting this isnt you 🥺" - Elliot, probably

• OH MY GOD I WAS RIGGGHHTTT FAYE AND DOMINIC JOIN THE GARDENING CLUB I WAS RIGHT!!!!!

• Ms. Cherry is PISSSSEDDDD

• ELLIOT OH MY GOD???? YOU FAINTED??????? THAT CAME OUT OF LEFT FIELD I DIDNT NOT EXPECT THAT OH MY GOD.

• I WAS RIGJT WE DID SEE NEW STAFF (the nurse!!) She seems nice :3

• Elliot: "Oh lord... I wanna die...!"

Milly: "Yeah, he's ok. He's back to normal." LMAO. poor Elliot bro

• He PASSED OUT and still doesn't wanna go home??? Elliot take the free go home excuse it's ok

• awwwwwhhhj he's blushinggg

• FAYE AND DOMINICCCC!!!!

• Faye and Dominic wanted to be friends with Elliot but thought he was avoiding them and Elliot wanted to be friends with Faye and Dominic but was too scared to talk to them,,,, awwhwwhwhw friiieeennndddssshiiipppp

• damn these two are PASSIONATE about their animals

• BRADLEY (PINEAPPLE GUY 🍍) JOINING THE GARDENING CLUB???? MY PREDICTION WAS RIGHT?!??!?! OH MY GOD?!?!?!?!

• He sounds like a really sweet guy

• Bradley. Is blushing. Oh my god

• Man these guys all LOVE Elliot. Treating him like Jake 2.0 LMAAOOOO (seriously tho I'm so happy Elliot has 4 friends now WWOWOOOOO)

• His height compared to Milly I. He's SO FUCKING TALL WHAT. He's gotta be a senior atleast right???? Jesus christ how old is he

• "Who died and made you president of this club?" Dominic you are going up the ranks of my favorite tmf characters at an alarmingly quick rate I'm afraid that when I'm done typing this you'll be in my top 5

• JUMPING UP AND DOWN THEYRE SO SILLYYY

• Clozy Crunch? Wonder if it tastes good 🤔

• BRADLEY CANONICALLY BENCHES 100KG????? THATS LIKE 220.462 POUNDS?????? HES A HIGHERSCHOOL???? OH MY GOD??!??!?!

• THE MUSIC CLUB YEAHAHAHAH

• So real Hailey, princess is a stupid nickname fr

• "Hate is a strong word-" Jake bullied you for 2 years???

"Hate isn't strong enough of a word for me." Real Zander real

• THEY CUT ZANDER OFF BEFORE HE COULD CURSE. LET ZANDER SAY FUCK PLEASEEEE

#letzandersayfuck2024 rip 😞

• awwwhh Elliot's symbolism with the pink cactus flower that's cute

• God they're so awkward I love them

• Milly you are blushing RED girl

• JAKE AND ELLIOT INTERACTION OMG?????

• Hes just gonna. Leave the paper towel on the floor?? 😭 I mean I wouldn't wanna touch it either but atleast kick it to the bathroom??? Jake???

• Jake reprimending himself for embarrassing himself in front of someone and Elliot celebrating the fact he built up the nerve to talk to someone... oh how the tables turn

• AWWW DOMINIC WITH A FLOWER CROWN

• Faye are you HOLDING A FUCKING SPIDER

• Aww butterfly on Bradley's nose

• They're all BUDDIES

• Good ass episode and I was right with a lot of my predictions omg. How did that happen 😭

• Elliot I wanna see more of you and your club YOU WERE FUCKING AWESOME

Anyway that's all I just had to talk about this episode cause it was SSOOOOOSOSOOSOO good. I was literally screaming while it was premiering I was so overjoyed

[earnestlyegos]

*headbutts the qnappb over*

What are some nicknames yall use for each other, and is there any story behind them?

-🗡

AFTER A LONG WHILE IM FINALLY FUCKING GETTING TO THIS, JESUS CHRIST!

Yancy

We use nicknames such as Yance, Yancer, BooBooBear, and thats about it! Yance is just a shorter simpler way to say his name, Yancer is based off Lancer, and BooBooBear is just a silly nickname we use to make V laugh if hes feeling down! (we also use yancy baby and yancy cat)

Eric

The only nickname we have for Eric currently is Eefy or Eef! this is because at some point, V just called him that, despite knowing his name is obviously not Ethan. But clearly, its stuck, and honestly its just kinda cute!!

Mark

We dont see him much, but a few nicknames ive heard from V are: Markie, Markimoo, and the fan favorite of Engie! its hard to come up with a nickname for him considering hes got a rather simple name.

Dark

we only have one nickname for him considering hes newer, and its Darky! we’re honestly looking for more because, well, nicknames are fun and its the easiest way to make fun of someone, so-

Damien

it is surprisingly hard to come up with a nickname for me! the only one that has ever been consistently used for YEARS is Damie! Another personal online one ive got is cowboy, and thats what i usually sign off with, but thats about it! if yall have any nickname ideas HMU LMFAO

[merwynpersonalhub]

ykw im writing this down bc my dumbass is gonna forget later relationship stuff with pardon Pomni: pardon doesnt really understand why pomni is freaking out about her new life and very chill but is kind to pomni and tries to give her advice and things even tho he doesnt wanna leave. pomni is so confused with pardon. she doesnt understand why he doesnt wanna leave and thinks he is hiding smth. she does appreciate the advice and stuff tho Caine: Pardon reallyyyy wish he could be more calmer. like jesus christ he just trying to nap and this guy just pops outta no where and basically loud and very energetic for him. he does not hate caine tho and tolerates him. Caine doesnt mind him. he wishes pardon would do more things for the adventures. caine was confused when he arrived and didnt care but after a bit he stopped caring. he thinks he slightly neat Jax: Pardon thinks its funny he is trying to get a reaction outta him. he never going to give it and going to be a slight smartass about it. really hates that jax calls him "mittens" and stupid nicknames like that but he aint gonna show it. JAX FUCKING DISLIKES THAT HE IS SO GOD DAMN MELLOW AND JUST DOESNT CARE ABOUT SHIT. he trying to find something to bug pardon so he can mess with him. besides that tho he is neat. he gossips to jax and vise versa. pardon is the only other one who gives smartass comments and he thinks its funny Kinger: pardon dislikes thats he is called a "cat" and is only called a cat or kitty. pardon feels bad for kinger due to him just...losing his brain so he gives comfort to him and ask how his day been and stuff like that. fucking sweetheart. Kinger thinks he is some sorta cat (like the rest of the cast) and will only call him kitty/cat due to it. he gets scared of him often due to him being quiet and sneaking up behind him but he pretty nice... gangle: Pardon dislikes her whining BUT will help her mask and try to make her feel better. he reallyyyy does care for her and will actively call her a little sibling to him. he the most sweetest to gangle Gangle thinks he is pretty nice. trying to help her mask and make her feel better is a nice lil thing when she is usually a character who gets pushed around alot. Ragatha: Pardon doesnt mind her. they dont see eye to eye at times but he doesnt mind her. he thinks she is a sweet person. ragatha doesnt mind him. she gets reminded of jax with pardon but she knows he not a asshole. he oddly cares for gangle and she thinks its cute zooble: Pardon doesnt..care about them so much. i wish i could add more but im just gonna wait until we get more stuff of them Zooble does NOT like pardon. he is often lazy and always somewhat in the way of what they were doing.

i think thats everyone..

[samooooo1]

(Credit for the Art, gives me so much nostalgic)

Takuma x reader

Loving embrace

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He holding you:

The dream of every person is to be held, by no one other then their greatest lover with nothing but pure love in between your hugs.

(JESUUUUS MY LOOOVE, LOVE YA, REPENT SIBLINGS AND TURN TO CHRIST :D)

And thats where you are right now, in the loving embrace of your lover Takuma, you were held so loving as your head was getting petted. You could literally feel all the love he had for you, and that feeling was .... nothing but pure perfection.

Having never felt such love from any other person.. you were... happy... no... you couldnt even discribe the feeling you had... as ... just some soft tears fell down your cheek... the feeling.. to be held is something no one can truly discribe... but having someone holding you and caresing you and making you feel like your so important, is just such a great feeling. Its a moment you share with no other, as the love you both have for another is evident, most importantly the love of Takuma for you is evident, and you ... cant stop looking at him and hugging him while he has his hands around you

You holding him:

He couldnt help but love this, the feeling he gets when he has your arms around him is very unfamiliar, having lost his sister did give him some nightmares but when that happens you held him just like you did now.. and you made him feel save.. like he wouldnt lose you like he lost his sister. In these time he actually cuddles you back but his hugs are much tighter then when he would hold you in his embrace, it just shows that he still in some way worry he might lose you like he lost his sis,eventhough he knows you nothing would happen its still haunts him which is why when he hold you tight, you useally just plant kisses all over his face.

You also caress his hair, praising him and calling him such cute pet names like my little Teddy, my love, my boy, my moon and so much more and he cant but love these nicknames you gave him, it makes him feel special in some way he cant explain.. but in times like these he just loves you and would never let you or leave you alone as after he lost his sister he made sure that he will never lose anyone he loves and is dear to him but he most importantly wants to make sure that you always will be safe and happy by his side, as his partner for life and his future spouse.

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Random Idea that came to my mind, haha was fun, hope ya enjoyed this short head thought and I hope you have a amaizing night or day and remember Jesus loves you, God bless!!!

Bye byeeeee

;)

[thepringlesofblood]

Casting My Opinions Into The Void: d20′s Neverafter ep 1+2

this is the first d20 campaign im going to be following live and i am excited enough to do a lil post each week or so about it. mostly bc recycling and adapting and retelling and retranslating old stories that “everyone knows” is my whole shit. like i got a degree in the study of ancient greek and roman civilization (classics). my whole thing is reading old myths and plays that “everyone knows” how they go and seeing what each author/translator brings to the table.

anyway i watched episodes 1 n 2 and i am excited and my observations are below

(like if you were really into the Sisters Grimm series as a kid and are similarly excited for this lol the modernized fairytale characters in that series are literally called “Everafters” and its because it’s really good shorthand for the audience. i see you brennan i see you)

normally ppl who do the whole ‘dark/horror/thriller fairytale’ thing fuck it up bc they think it’s about the shock value, or about seeing how nasty you can get with it, so I usually avoid them, but after bingewatching a kadrillion d20 campaigns, I trust brennan to do it right. you have to find the core value/crux of what is horrifying about the story and tease it out, and play with the symbolism and icons of the original story to reflect that. and brennan fuckin delivered.

ep 1

folks, give a hand to the people who put detailed yet non-spoilery content warnings in the description. tbh dropout shows are setting the standard for sensitivity and inclusion in media. it’s so lovely to see a show w content warnings or pronouns put up onscreen and it just not be addressed. i am forever spoiled for any other kind of media tbh

at some point in the past, brennan found out he could make a really good realistic choking/gagging noise, and he has used it in every campaign since.

i appreciate the ‘scare off the meek early’ approach of it all.

th. the briars. the concept. the dead princes - UGH good backstory yall

i very much like the idea of becoming a ranger out of necessity, and because plants obey you on account of that whole feeding-on-your-blood thing

puss in boots using ‘pib’ as a nickname instead. of ‘puss’ or ‘boots’ - inspired

also zac is using his ‘smart little shit’ voice like he did w lapin and i am v excited.

look ill say it - the little red hen did nothing wrong and thats on that. i read that one when i was very little, it was on electric company or sesame st or between the lions, and i’ve always liked it.

so......anyone see how mother goose’s husband has the last name hubbard? like old mother hubbard lol

also there really is a Jack in so many stories, i’m glad we’re addressing this. little shit gets up to so much trouble

it feels like I have seen so many tired rewritings of little red riding hood, even though I can’t think of any off the top of my head. it’s usually a sort of surface-deep ‘girl power!’ situation. i’ve never seen one like this. i LOVE it. it was terrifying. the fact that we all just sort of accept ‘barbarian’ as a normal dnd class is kind of wild tbh, i like exploring that rage and its source.

Ep 2

saying the actual nursery rhyme in the context of being the nursery rhyme is so powerful. i fully didn’t understand what was happening to nat king cole (v powerful) until he was gone.

also, herr drosselmeyer - fantastic get. you have to talk about the sugar plum fairy at some point and they already went in hard on her in acoc so i love that they were like you know what, it’s weird uncle time.

(context: herr drosselmeyer is clara’s eccentric uncle with a bunch of automatons and he gives her the nutcracker)

also every production ive seen has his drip immaculate. 

my gender is this man’s cloak

Murph is the fucking ball again

“Please tell me how you’re a monster too so I don’t feel so alone” - Jesus Christ Emily Axford

Almost getting distracted by a bird instead of picking up v obvious plot hooks: pt 2

cinderella.......dude

Brennan really looked at K’s finale scene from mismag and went “how DID the mice get lithium?”

The POV of the mice - simplifying it makes it sound ridiculous, but if you really dig into the idea of the mice as sentient beings it’s horrifying.

Dude the symbolism…stepmother eating her kids bc they were always either a tool or an obstacle to her, of course they would be a sacrifice to her hunger for power.

i’ve always liked endings that have the stepsisters reconciling w cinderella bc in the end they were also victims of abuse and it wasn’t the same or the same degree of abuse as cinderella but they were still constantly on thin ice

can you tell that i rewatched d20 live recently and sobbed at adaine and aelwyn’s ending?

Cinderella stabbing the fairy godmother with the broken heel of the shoe that symbolizes both the ending she was meant for and the life that she was forced into. Turning that into glass armor. dude.

The pumpkin carriage rotting bc the fairy godmother is trying to make the happily ever after stay exactly how it is forever but nature decays and time passes and she can’t acknowledge that without realizing both that her role is in the story is over and not only does cinderella not need her anymore, cinderella doesn’t want her anymore, and maybe never wanted her in the first place. 

When puss in boots was asked what he wanted in life and he just said ‘to be comfortable’ #relatable like I know all this is gonna end with him realizing the value of love and friendship over material goods and I 100% agree with that but i feel like this goal or some variation of it are v common today and not often addressed in stories like this

Pinocchio swearing - 10/10. Also how the fuck is Lou doing a Pinocchio voice that perfectly straddles the line between hilarious and annoying. It’s ridiculous enough to always be funny, but sustainable and varied enough that it doesn’t grate on you.

i think we’re getting into “all the princesses in all the stories are all sisters” territory and i for one am THRILLED

"mirror, mirror.......leaned up against the wall”

we learn in this adventuring party that the OG concept for lou’s pinocchio is that he snapped off his nose so he would be able to lie, which is AMAZING. i fully did not put that together.

i am v excited for this battle, and v terrified.

[ssreeder]

omg hi sreedie it almost feels like I literally just spoke to you funny that-

anyway hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii my darling dearest

screaming at how sokka is willing to set aside his deep rooted insecurity and trauma just to be an asshole and stop him from claiming a position of leadership

omg wait jet and sokka bonding bc jet is the only other person in the group that like actually knows zuko exists???? unexpected but I’m intrigued

sokka pls u have a bf TELL SUKI YOURE UNAVAILABLE

as fucked up as it is, I’m lowkey finding it incredible entertaining how easily shen has accepted the fact that he’s (he thinks) going to die bc it means his pov is so snarky lmao

NO NOT UNCONSCIOUS SHEN this is so sad he’s gonna miss zuko breathing fire this is the worst thing you could have done sreedie :((

oh but suki there IS. a reason jet and sokka don’t get along. but also I forgot how like.. idk if “peppy” is the right word but like enduringly positive suki is in the actual show and I love that you’ve still managed to capture that when usually she’s reduced to being the witty badass girlboss in a lot of fics

yeahhh I love kovi

wow look at jet learning some social awareness <3 it’s called character development

bitch I called it but tbh it was Not a hard bet to place when the options are either sokka being emo about zuko and sokka not being emo about zuko bc sokka is ALWAYS emo about zuko so obvi his fav smell is a campfire omg

shit-fire 😭

(pls tell me that’s gonna become a term of endearment later on pls I swear I’ll marry u again to make this happen)

shen why are you greeting your captor-

fulo is fucked up jesus christ THATS WHAT YOU GET SCUMBAG YOU GET YOUR DICK BURNT OFF

okay when tf did jet suddenly get so much more mature literally what did I miss

also I hate that I’m becoming a jet fan bc he’s talking sense into sokka this needs to stop

love shen running his mouth as zuko just sit there petulantly

shen get the fuck out of here with your homophobia pls and ty

HIS NAME IS CHANG I GOT IT RIGHT IN THE END I think?? I forgot what I guessed his name was whoopsies

also I never thought about jet/suki parallels but you’re so right you funky little mastermind

THE TEAPOTS what an incredible nickname I’m thriving the world is healing

AND NOW je suis up to date with itf FINALLY

love you lots like jelly tots, if I were a cat I’m be head butting you bc every update is so. good.

<3

Would it make you more intrigued to know Jet & Sokka share a tent next chapter haha??

SHEN DIES 2023!!!! I LOVE IT SOMEONE MANAGE HIS CAMPAIGN!

Pretty sure Zuko is convinced he is going to die too haha….

I love Suki but canon did her dirty in my humble opinion by reducing her to only Sokkas love interest (+ added bad-assery, but yeah I’ll try my best to do her justice)

Jet is actually really mature underneath his being a dick! & when there aren’t fire benders around making his eyebrows TWITCH he can think straight. (Ish) (pretty sure Jet is open minded to all genders haaaa)

CAT HEAD BUMP YOU BACK EX LOVEERRRR

[random-citizen2008]

I guess most people have a post pinned to the top of their page as a bio, huh? Here's mine, I suppose.

My name is Random Citizen. Well... My nickname is, anyway. My real name is Ashlyn, but Random Citizen is fine.

I'm a member of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints(mormon/lds), so I would appreciate it if you keep sacrilege and mockery of my faith off my page, please and thank you. Also swearing, I don't love swearing...

This paragraph is in purple, because purple is cool, and stuff... Anyway, I love cats. I'll never say no to a good kitten picture, so if you have cute ones, Dm me.

Here's some fandoms I'm in. Some of them I'm not super active in anymore, but I still don't mind seeing content about them:

Tangled the series

Gravity falls

Newsies

Teen wolf

TMR

Narnia

TOH

SVTFOE

Miraculous

Theres probably more that I just can't think of right now.

Idk what else to say, so heres some random facts about me, I guess.

I broke my arm when I was 5.

I'm an INFP(for anyone who know what that means).

I do choir and theater at school, but not solo stuff. I'm ensemble, and that sort of thing. I'm not talented enough for leads.

But I really like singing.

Every once in a blue moon I try to do art, but then I get frustrated and quit. It's a cycle. But I also enjoy drawing sometimes.

I have three siblings, 1 sister and 2 brothers, plus a brother-in-law. My sister and one of my brothers is older than me, and my other brother is younger. Making me a middle child.

My first cat was named Sassy.

I kind of really hate how I look, so you'll probably never see me post selfies.

I've tried to learn instruments, but don't have the motivation to keep up with practice.

I ride horses and stuff.

I'm a junior in hs.

Purple and teal(this is the closest there is to teal) are my favorite colors.

I love hoodies, they're comfy.

I love skirts, they're also comfy(but only long, flowy ones. Nothing form fitting or that falls above my knee).

Anyway, thats me. Sorry for being awkward, and also for rambling. Bye.