#Iyk you think this is what this would look like

[emmalovesfitzloved]

I made a thing lol

[redr0sewrites]

ATSV Characters with a Goth S/o

heeeeeyyyyyy guys 😇 *slowly sliding the 100+ REQUESTS in my inbox to the side to make room for a new special interest*

🥀Cw: none, mostly fluff!!!

🥀Pairing(s): Hobie x reader, Miles x reader, Miguel x reader, Spot x reader

Hobie

he would LOVE any type of alternative partner tbh- he just LOOOVESSS that ur goth and will support you 100%

people who go against societies expectations/standards and don't fit in with the norm intrigue him, and your style is probably what piqued his interest in the first place

y'all definitely wear matching fits sorry i don't make the rules- hobie just can't pass up the opportunity to match w you!!! whenever you go to meetings within the spider society he always brings you along, regardless of whether or not you're a spiderperson and hobie loves showing off you and your style

MAJOR "THATS MY PARTNER‼️" VIBES

look me in the eyes and tell me hobia would not absolutely rock some funky eyeliner LIKEEEEE- he def lets you practice on him and will do your makeup for you too!!!

hobie loves thrifting with you, there is no way he isn't a major thrifter and you both definitely DIY a lot of your clothes

HE MAKES YOU GUYS MATCHING PUNK BATTLE VESTS FOR YOUR ANNIVERSARY, AND MAKES SURE THAT IT MATCHES UR AESTHETIC AS WELL!!

hobie absolutely has BLESSED music taste, but while he usually listens to rock, punk, dad rock, or post-punk type of music, i def see him enjoying more gothic/new wave music- especially if u introduce it to him!!!

i see him enjoying bauhaus, sisters or mercy, scary bitches, etc- he'll also give YOU a lot of music recommendations and help to expand ur taste!

hobie would also accompany you to any protests or conventions that you wanted to attend, and would act as your scary dog privileges

YOU TWO DEFINITELY GO TO CONCERTS TOGETHER OMG. I TOTALLY SEE THAT AS A SPONTANEOUS DATE THAT YOU TWO ENJOY A LOT

honestly hobie is a lovely partner to have if you are goth, and he's not only supportive but VERY enthusiastic about your fashion and lifestyle!

Miles

hes such a sweetheart!!! he definitely supports you if you're goth and asks a LOOOT of questions lmao

miles draws you and your fashion a lot, and will def design makeup or eyeliner ideas for you too!!! while ik this is more associated with punk, i also see miles drawing you a few custom patches and stuff like that

your kind of like his muse in a way, and miles just really enjoys sketching you, especially since you have such a unique aesthetic and such cool outfits

HE HAS DEFINITELY GRAFFITIED U SOMEWHERE‼️

he loves watching you get ready and do your makeup. seeing you do perfect eyeliner wings and heavy makeup in general lowkey relaxes him, and he just loves admiring you

im sorry but miles knows absolutely nothing about goth music or culture, ur gonna have to introduce him to a lot of the songs/bands!!!

while i don't think he's huge on the music at first, i think it would grow on him over time. its definitely the type of thing that he loves because YOU love it, and he sees how mu much you enjoy it so he starts listening to it as well so he can talk to you about it

i think his favorite band would be the cure, and his fav songs would either be boys dont cry or the walk (both by the cure- idk why thats so specific but they just kinda fit his vibe yk?)

miles likes holding hands a lot, and he loves when you wear rings or gloves or something along those lines because it just reminds him so much of you! your hands just feel different compared to other peoples and he just loves how unique you are

if you have a lot of piercings, miles would definitely ask about them or buy you specific jewelry for piercings!!!!

overall, very very cute and supportive about your style!!! (he lowkey gives bi wife energy, and iyk what in talking ab then ily mwah)

Miguel

he's pretty indifferent to your style at first, i don't see him as the type to judge much based on appearances. its your personality that really throws him for a loop, and a part of him admires your dedication to making yourself look how you want to look and truly living to be your best self, regardless of what others think

if you think miles knows nothing about being goth then be prepared for miguel bc he knows NOTHINGGGG- no music, no history, no political views, zero, zilch, nada, goose egg

if he cares about you i do see him being intrigued about your style, and once you two are officially dating is when he'll show more interest in your personal fashion sense

he strikes me as the type to like, NEVER listen to music, so he literally only listens to the music you like!!! he does find himself occasionally humming the tune of some strawberry switchblade song or casually listening to a siouxsie and the banshees song while he works, and over time you influence him a LOT with your music taste. he definitely associates any and all goth music with YOU, and that's probably why he starts enjoying it.

he's a "hand on you at all times" type of guy, and while he is rarely touchy with others, miguel is definitely keeping you close. your fashion makes that convenient for him, and he loves pulling you into a kiss by grabbing onto your belt loop or something of the sort

miguel loves how you look with and without makeup on and isn't afraid to tell you that, however, he really likes it if you incorporate his colors or color scheme into your makeup one day. he'll never admit it, but you keep catching him admiring you with the smallest smirk on his face every few seconds

if anyone ever gave u shit for what you wear and how you dress, especially someone in the spider society, you'd practically have to restrain miguel from drop kicking them across nueva york- he doesn't want anyone to be rude to you , and while he knows you can stand up for yourself, he just gets protective at times

Spot

goth? whats that???

he's lowkey such a nerd, and spends too much time being science-y and planning on how to beat spiderman to actually get caught up on fashion

spot doesn't know how he pulled you tbh, but he appreciates you nonetheless!!! he thinks you and your aesthetic are something to be admired, and will unabashedly tell EVERYONE he knows about you

he will shoplift any clothing or jewelry that you want, and he'll even take you to other dimensions where there are better alternative clothes as well

spot doesn't really have a face to do makeup on, but he'll offer to do yours for you! surprisingly enough he's pretty good at it, though he does work pretty slowly

spot loves fiddling with your accessories, whenever he's standing near you he's always reaching out to touch you in some way shape or form. he loves playing with any chains or necklaces you wear, and will help adjust them so that they lay correctly

he helps you get ready in the morning!!!!! if ur the type of goth to wear corsets, he makes lacing them up SO easy and will gladly do it for you

i personally hc that spot HATES seeing himself in mirrors/pictures, it reminds him sm of what he used to look like, but he LOVES taking photos of you and your style!! whenever you are wearing a cute outfit or have funky makeup on, spot adores just taking photos of you

if you ever did a makeup look inspired by him and his spots he would probably CRY :(

URGRHHRHHRRR I LOVE ATSV SMMMMMMM!!!! this post will DEFINITELY have a pt2 w more characters!!!!! i swear tho atsv literally pulled me out of the most horrendous burnout ever i FELT the artblock and writing block lift off of my body as i watched it. IM SO INVESTED I MADE A SPIDERSONA...

[sugarsluts]

AHHHHHH 100 ALREADY GUYS ITS BEEN LIKE 11 DAYS WTH. YALL ARE PERVS BUT IDC I LOVE ALL OF YALL. idc if I’m over reacting I didn’t think this would happen. IS THIS HOW TIK TOKERS FEEL WHEN THEY HIT 1 MIL

Find rant below 😜

I’m so fucking grateful I have an army people that enjoy reading my dirties fantasies. Makes me kinda want to post more than fantasies iyk what I mean. But yes tysm to all of the sexy af daddies that are following me and all of the female sugarsluts LIKE HONESTLY I LOVE YALL

I want to post something to celebrate, I’m thinking maybe a long ass smut dedicated personally to all of y’all (I’ll take requests 😏)

Maybe i should do a face reveal so y’all can know what your favourite slut looks like 🤔 like this post if you want that babes

Anyways yeah thank y’all so much. I wanted to @ every one of my followers but Tumblr wouldn’t let me so I just did:

My first follower: @thedommydaddy

My 100th follower: @netz20-24

Honourable mentions (the people the Tumblr think are my biggest fans): @jinirl @minibog1 @xgrimexx @cant-get-enoughh10 @soh0rny4u @trouderss @matthewlakesblog @softiedom @neeedydom

But in general for the last time, thank you for everyone who followed, liked, reblogged, anything 😘😘😘😘😘💕💕

[agaypanic]

heyy just wondering if you could maybe write a benny x male!morgan!reader like the readers ethans brother and theyre not out to ethan and theure having a sleepover and everyones there and benny kr the reader accidentally does something like maybe they kiss or say something that would imply theure together and yeah idk sorry im bad at explaining but iyk what mean thanks for reading.

Secret's Out (Benny Weir X Male!Morgan!Reader)

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Summary: You’ve been secretly dating your brother’s best friend Benny for a few months, keeping it private because neither of you are out yet. Bidding each other good night during a sleepover with the gang changes that.

A/N: this feels so rushed im sorry

***

Pretending that you weren’t dating someone you spent practically all your time with sucked. Unless you were in a totally private place, you overthought every interaction you had with your boyfriend.

It also didn’t help that your boyfriend was best friends with your brother, who could be known to be overdramatic and didn’t know that either of you even liked guys.

“Y/n, it’s gonna be fine.” Benny tried reassuring you while the two of you played a video game. “We’ve hung out with the gang loads of times, and we’ve never given anything away.” 

“But this is different, Bens. This is our first group sleepover since we started dating.” You killed one of the NPCs attacking you before pausing the game to take a sip of water. “And I know how cranky you get when I don’t give you head scratches to fall asleep.”

Benny scoffed, and without looking at the screen, you knew he was rolling his eyes even though you both knew it was true.

“I do not get cranky.”

“Sure you don’t.”

Some silence passed, and Benny sensed you overthinking about what’s supposed to be a fun hangout with your friends.

“It’s gonna be fine, N/n.”

“I dunno, I’m pretty irresistible. You might have a hard time containing yourself.” Benny snorted while you unpaused the game. “After we fight the boss, I gotta go. I’m helping Ethan set everything up for tonight.”

“Oh! Can you get me-”

“Marshmallows? Yeah.” Benny paused the game, staring into his webcam to make it feel like he was looking directly at you.

“How did you know?”

“You ask for them every time you sleep over because you keep trying to beat your own record. Now come on, let’s play before I have to log off.”

“God, you know me so well.”

***

The whole night, you and Benny tried to keep a bit of a distance from each other. Not enough for your friends or brother to wonder if something had happened between the two of you, but enough to make sure you weren’t tempted to do something that could out either of you. It sounded like an easy task, but sometimes, it was hard to keep your hands off Benny.

Feeling brave, you and Benny held hands underneath a blanket while sitting on the couch watching a scary movie. If it was just the two of you, he’d argue that he was holding your hand to comfort you through the movie. But you knew from the flinches and hand squeezes during gruesome moments or jumpscares that it was because Benny was a little scaredy cat.

As the credits rolled, you yawned. The movie hadn’t affected you; if anything, it just made you tired. Benny, on the other hand, was trying to hide behind you.

“Benny, it’s just a movie. It’s not real.” Ethan said while munching on some leftover popcorn.

“You don’t know that, E,” Benny said, looking at your brother from over your shoulder. “It could be based on a true story.”

“Oh yeah. I remember the story of the werewolf that ravaged an entire town in one night.” Erica said, seeming serious. “I think that happened a few cities over from here.”

“What?” Benny replied with a squeak, eyes widening.

“Guys, stop scaring him!” You reprimanded with a small smile. “I’m beat; I’m gonna go to bed. Night.” You twisted around to look at Benny. “Good night, scaredy cat.”

“I’m not scared,” Benny grumbled before giving you a quick peck on the lips. “I’ll probably go to sleep in a bit.”

You nodded, getting up and going to the pile of blankets and pillows in the parlor. Too tired, you just laid yourself in the middle of the comfortable pile and closed your eyes.

Then your eyes suddenly widened, replaying what had just happened in your head. You scrambled to your feet and slowly walked back into the living room, where everyone’s gaze was flitting between you and Benny. Your boyfriend looked around the room, confused by all the eyes.

“What?”

“You just kissed my brother, B,” Ethan answered, looking beyond confused. Benny’s eyes widened, as if he had just realized what he had done.

“What are you, gay?” Rory asked. His tone was slightly off, making everyone look at him. He flinched from the sudden attention. “What? I’m genuinely asking!”

“Y/n. Benny.” Ethan said carefully, unsure of how to approach this situation. “Anything you wanna tell us?”

You and Benny looked at each other, having a silent conversation. You figured that you might as well tell them now, because Benny trying to say that he kissed his best friend’s brother just for the hell of it probably wouldn’t be believable. Benny nodded, allowing you to take the wheel.

“Benny and I have been dating for a few months.” You finally said, trying to sound casual. You didn’t know how your friends would react to you two liking guys, let alone that you were dating each other. So you hoped that acting like it wasn’t a big deal would make them react as if it wasn’t.

“What?!” Ethan squeaked. “A few months? Why didn’t you tell us?”

“Neither of us are out, and we had no idea how you guys would react!” You said, scratching the back of your neck. “Plus, I knew either way that you’d freak out.”

“I’m not freaking out,” Ethan said with a freaked-out look. He sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. “I’m happy for you guys, I promise. But Benny, out of everyone, you decided to date my brother?”

“Look at him!” Benny replied, pointing at you. “I can’t say no to that face, E!”

“We’re happy for you two,” Sarah said to you and Benny with a smile. She looked at Erica and Rory, who kept looking at the two of you. “Right, guys?”

“Yeah, man, totally!” Rory said with a fangy smile. Erica took a moment to say something.

“Y/n could do better.” She shrugged, making you snort and Benny pout.

[blueysobssesions]

Interview #1 !

(Just interviewing RE men that's all =] )

Lights off or Lights on? (Iyk what I mean)

Leon kennedy ~

: Lights off or lights on?

Leon : You guys should know me better than that. The answer is pretty obvious.

Lights off

: Knew it! Why tho?

Leon : ...I don't like to feel like I'm being watched while I do... that.

: ... (Knows that's not the real reason)

Leon : ... Okay fine, it gets me... Excited. What kind of interviewer are y- !?

: Next!

Chris Redfield ~

: Lights off or lights on?

Chris : lights on

: why?

Chris : Well, it's... more intimate with them on.

: Intimate I see?

Chris : Yeah it just hits different that way I guess, makes us more connected.

Carlos Oliveira ~

: lights off or lights on?

Carlos : Wow! What a great question! I would say... Lights on, of course!

: hm, why?

Carlos : Well, I like to see them at the moment, you know? I mean, their so beautiful that they deserve to be looked at.

: 😩

Piers Nivans ~

: Lights off or lights on?

Piers : Errr, I-ummm... A-a-ah... I didn't expect that... Uh... Lights off?

: and why?

Piers : I like having a little mystery, It keeps things a bit interesting. Y'know? What did you think I was gonna say?

: lights on...?

Piers : Oh really now? Well I mean, lights on has it's benefits too. I get to see how beautiful they are and all

Albert Wesker ~

: Lights off or lights on?

Albert : Any way my darling likes ~ It's up to them, personally, I prefer lights on

Jack Krauser ~

: Lights off or lights on?

Jack : Hmmm... I-I suppose... Off

: why?

Jake: Heh, is that not what YOU want..?

: *blushed*

[gyubby99]

@disneyanddisneyships headcanons for mals mom because i

She treats lilly like her own daughter. In hell when she feels like Aponi is not included enough in mother daughter bonding with mal, she makes sure she joins as well because she knew exactly what kind of mother deborah was

Carmellia is just so generous fr. She gives the hotel crew snacks

She never found love again because Mal was enough for her. Literally no one could compare to her own baby. Her hope and lifeline.

She had a chance to go to heaven and redeem herself, but she chose to stay because Mal didn’t wanna leave hell.

Teaches Vox how to cook because all he probably knows is to make cereals and sandwiches

every time Mallory (when she was little) would come home to Japan Carmellia always checked her body for bruises to make sure. Whenever she bathes her she would always check and make sure nothing is getting covered up.

the mom aponi wished deborah was fr. She’s such a great parent it was a shame James had more power over her.

like she would not just check on Mal but on Aponi as well.

this means she does not threaten only Vox iyk what i mean

But with her gentleness comes with a “stern asian mother who would throw sandal”

only she can call mal “Mallory”

”the right person isn’t something you find.. it’s something that finds you.. all of a sudden.. without warning. It’s not a necessity that you need to have to survive.. It’s more of a luxury. We all long for pretty jewels but not having them doesn’t make us worthless now, does it?” Carmellia says, comforting a heartbroken aponi in hamilton au getting cheated on

no like fr James probably cheated on her with even more women. Al was the lesser of two evils

so she gets it and she understands.

like.. instead of aponi thinking “it’s easy for them to say because they’re in a happy relationship (Mal for example)” she thinks she’s speaking facts

babysat emma obvi

Okay while Ma was a great mom she still needed help and I guess Emma just really likes her grandma

Carmellia: “oh, there’s two of you now.” *she says to Mal seeing how hyper toddler Emma was*

While I love aponi killing James I think his ex wife fucking him up slays

Like lils babe save some for a very much vengeful mother who would fuck someone up with a sandal and a knife

OH SHE DEFINITELY LOOKS OUT FOR OTHERS OUTSIDE OF THE HOTEL

SHE LOVES CORDELIA

She makes sushi VERY loudly when Chaz is around, looking straight into his eyes

so I guess mal is her mother’s daughter

One time Carmellia was like “Oh, I wanna watch my daughter perform!” And when she actually saw her perform, half the time she was like “🫣”

Also Roxxie!! She’s very supportive of her! Aponi’s friends are important to her as well because she’s basically been a daughter to her.

she’s kinda scary asf tho because how can someone that nice be able to survive hell for years hmmmm

Vox wondered that aloud and told Mal they were VERY alike

Mal: it’s almost like she’s my mom

Vox is like “im a powerful overlord yet here I am in a fucking apron with my wife’s mom and I am TERRIFIED”

Aside from all the “protective mom who threatens boyfriend” stuff her and Vox got along well

and ofcourse, Carmellia showing Mal baby pictures to him.

Mal: MOM NO—

how did she get them, you say? *I.M.P jingle plays in the background*

Aponi: ..why do you care so much about me? I’m only your daughter’s best friend.

Carmellia: That doesn’t mean I should care less..

basically she had everyone with mommy issues wrapped around her finger

hell, even Alastor likes her

[ohmyeyesmyeyes]

write it down in a calendar - george russell

george russell social media au - george x f!reader

warnings: swearing, immature jokes

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ynofficial: snow on the beach, weird, but fuckin beautiful

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landonorris: what is this who is that

ynofficial: ur mum

landonorris: how mature

charlesleclerc: do i know this person

georgerussell63: i would also like to ask that question

ynofficial: maybe how am i supposed to know who you know or don't know??????

mickschumacher: 👀

ynofficial: shh

alex_albon: mick tell us what you know right now

mickschumacher: i've been sworn to secrecy

landonorris: i'll pay you

mickschumacher: i'm loyal to y/n but i won't say no i need the tips

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georgerussell: i'll stick to skiing

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alex_albon: wtf is happening rn

alex_ albon: i didn't even know you met someone!!!!

landonorris: yes we are feeling #veryleftout

charlesleclerc: insufferable posh boy

lilymhe: oh no george you got charles using big english words

georgerussell63: oh fuck

mickschumacher: i only know 1 person who knows how to snowboard apart from me

landonorris: MICK ISTG STOP BEING SO CRYPTIC

danielricciardo: you guys are so dumb (respectfully)

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ynofficial: boom bitches

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alex_albon: GEOERGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

landororris: GEORGE YOU TRAITOR YOU HAD US THINKING IT WAS MICK

mickschumacher: what no i have my own girlfriend and y/n told me because we’ve known each other for ages 😭

landonorris: george russell the type of person to lie to his friends about his girlfriend

alex_albon: george russell the kind of guy to commit to arsefoolery to deceive his friends

georgerussell63: but it was funny

alex_albon: george russell the kind of guy to lie to his friends and find it funny

danielricciardo: george russell the kind of guy to tell me he was in a relationship before albono and lando

georgerussell63: thanks mate

alex_albon: YOU TOLD DANIEL AND NOT ME

georgerussell63: HE WALKED IN ON US OK IT WASN'T INTENTIONAL

charlesleclerc: george russell the kind of guy to pose for every 'candid' photo ever taken of him

ynofficial: he looks accidentally gorgeous though, right???

charlesleclerc: not as gorgeous as me

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georgerussell63: happy four years to my best girl

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alex_albon: back tf up FOUR YEARS

landonorris: your name is in the list in red and underlined russell

charlesleclerc: FOUR YEARS???? i mean congrats i guess

ynofficial: nah he's just joking it's only 2 years and it's not even our anniversary

alex_albon: still: WHAT

danielricciardo: but i caught you guys 3 years ago?

georgerussell63: 3? you sure?

danielricciardo: positive

lewishamilton: how do you forget how long you've been dating? the number one rule of relationships is to write it down in a calendar

georgerussell63: i honestly have no idea

ynsibling: you guys actually met when you were 7, mum said she went to uni with george's dad and we used to have playdates as kids, i just texted her now...

ynofficial: wtf

georgerussell63: wtf

alex_albon: so you don't actually know how long you've been dating OR how long you've known each other???? karma really is my boyfriend

mickschumacher: i have a picture of you guys from when george was still in f2 and you guys were TOGETHER together iyk what i mean...

ynofficial: wait i think that was before we broke up the first time charlesleclerc: the FIRST time????

georgerussell63: i thought we broke up in my first year in f1?

danielricciardo: george was in f2 four fucking years ago guys get a grip, you're practically a married couple at this rate

ynofficial: actually...

charlesleclerc: i'm logging off, someone knock on my door when this is sorted out

landonorris: omg we all went to vegas two years ago...

georgerussell63: i just found the marriage certificate lmao

mickschumacher: lmao????? LMAO????? YOU'RE DISASTERS, BOTH OF YOU!!!!!

fan1: they should both be investigated for being criminally confused

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estebanocon: are you guys even living together?

ynofficial: yes and no but also maybe not so idk

estebanocon: what are you certain of?

georgerussell63: our love lol (i'm panicking right now)

TWO MONTHS LATER

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georgerussell63 and ynofficial:

mini us when we were 7

we were 18 when we started dating which means it's six years instead of four (we're not counting the three months we broke up when we were 20)

we are NOT married (george found UNsigned marriage certificates) but we are GETTING married (we don't have any actual engagement photos because george did it in bed but you can have the makeshift ring because we haven't bought one yet)

to lewis: we don't know the exact date but it's somewhere in october of 2016 but the only date you need to worry about is the 18th August 2023 because that's when we're getting married for real

we're turning comments off because we're cowards

private message from: alex_albon

alex_albon: r u preggers too or is the sudden engagement enough? i feel like i don't know who you guys are. i think this is my villain origin story yk

[bxbblykoo]

their favorite types of kisses

genre: pure fluff date: 12/21/21

note: this has been a draft for months now and i never got around to finishing it :// but since it’s winter break, i’m gonna try to crank out as much as i can !! also happy holidays <3

#heeseung

forehead kisses

idk something in me just feels like heeseung would love giving forehead kissies

anytime he leaves the house, he would never forget to give you a kiss and tell you how much he loves you

also, he loves when you lay ur head in his lap and he’d just constantly lean down and smother you in kisses and compliments you how on how amazing u are :((

plus, this man is like 6ft tall (and super strong) so it would just work out so perfectly

i feel like he would also really love receiving forehead kisses and he finds it really cute when you wrap ur arms around his neck :)

#jay

shoulder kisses

just imagine him wrapping his arms around your waist and pressing his head against your shoulders, then lightly pressing his lips against them (AHHHH)

he especially likes to give you shoulder kissies when u guys are watching a movie or when ur cooking for him (which is kinda rare cuz he does most of the cooking)

i don’t think he would do it super often but it ALWAYS give you butterflies

he’s thinks it’s really adorable when he gives you a shoulder kiss out of the blue and you get really surprised and wide-eyed :O

i think jay wouldn’t mind receiving shoulder kisses but he especially loves giving them to you because of u always give the best reactions !!

#jake

neck kisses

definitely does it any chance he gets and he think it’s really funny when you get all ticklish 

would probably just do it so he can annoy you, like you’d tell him to stop and then 5 mins later, he’s just back to smothering kisses all over you

when ur trying to get work done, he think’s it’s the perfect time to give you a heart attack by sneaking up one you and randomly giving you a neck kiss and when you try to tell him to go away, his excuse would for sure be “it’s bcuz i luv u” 

no but seriously he’s always giving u kisses but you secretly love it (who wouldn’t?) and he loves receiving them just as much 

#sunghoon

hand kisses

my heart is just telling me that sunghoon has a thing for hands cuz you guys see how he’s always trying to look for someone’s hand?

 i feel like when he’s bored, he’ll just immediately look for ur hand and just play with ur fingers and sometimes he’ll just give you a little peck on ur knuckles or the back of ur hand

sunghoon also gives off major prince vibes iyk what i mean so it’s kinda fitting :))

i don’t think he’ll do it too often but u definitely a ton of butterflies because it seems like it’s straight from a fairytale

honestly, i think he loves receiving them just as much as giving them so...

#sunoo

lip kisses

i feel like sunoo is a simple person so i think he just likes the classic lip kiss but like a little peck yk

he definitely thinks ur psychic and puckers his lips in hopes you’ll get his message, and pretends to be upset when u don’t give him a kiss right away

definitely gives kisses a lot like a lot, like whenever he gets the chance, he just has to give you a kiss

lowkey i feel like a sunoo is a pda type of person, like not too crazy, but he def likes showing off ur relationship cuz y’all are just #goals 😍

i think he loves receiving them just as much as giving them and he gets really giggly when u give him one

#jungwon

nose kisses

jungwon just gives off nose kiss vibes yk like i just feel like he would really enjoy giving people nose kisses

i think he would give them at super random times like you’d be brushing ur teeth or smth and he would make u turn around just so he can kiss you

he’ll be super gentle when gives u a nose kiss and he also likes to just give you kisses all over ur face

he likes receiving them but is always caught off guard when you boop his nose after u give one to him

he def gets really shy after receiving one and his cheeks get all red and he likes to hide in ur neck afterwards

#ni-ki

cheek kisses

we’ve all seen the way that ni-ki squishes sunoo’s cheeks right?

i think he’ll just squish ur cheeks whenever he gets the chance but he’ll love kissing them even more

as much as he loves giving you kisses, he also just loves to annoy you with them and he finds it adorable when you try to shoo him away

i think he would pretend he doesn’t like receiving them but it’s super obvious cuz he’ll get all giggly and then the next second, he’s like “stop it” 🙄

u guys definitely compete to see who can give the other person more kisses but it usually just ends up with u giving up and ni-ki giving u kisses all over ur face

[kyoshialone]

you are so galaxy brained when it comes to talking about the kyoshi novels amen and amen. anyway fuck that anon i’m curious as to what some of your favorite rangshi moments are!

omg thank u jo 🥺🥺🥺 needed to hear that

ok truly stance training is one of my favorite moments hence why it’s my blog title !! like they’re finally alone and get to be together as they are, moving on from the Trauma of it all, and they’re back to messing around and being dumb teenagers in love <3

i also fucking adore the two (2) times that we see rangi meet kyoshi at the gates of somewhere (the mansion in rok and the fire palace in sok) acting like she just showed up and ran into her there but in actuality she fucking RAN to meet her at the exact right time so she could spend as much time with her as possible but make it look like an accident. such a good move i love her <3

and when this happens outside the mansion and it follows with rangi basically threatening kyoshi’s bullies and then kyoshi Staring at rangi’s neck and being like wow her neckline is mussed :/ needs to be fixed like girl. Girl. i remember hearing abt rangshi and then i read this bit and was like Ok we’re going right in got it!!!

also!!! a classic is the flashback during the raid when kyoshi is in the basement hallway with lao ge and thinks back to her first time airbending, just being wrapped up in rangi’s love and devotion and trust that she could do it, and rangi was right! she did do it! all out of love for her glowing girl <3 there’s some beautiful beautiful art of this that i can’t for the life of me find but. iyk what i mean lmk!!

on that note, when they’re fucking running from the cops after leaving the tea house and kyoshi pauses to go huh. rangi looks beautiful in this firelight. anyway hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me! so true bestie but let’s keep running first!

i will also say on the iceberg after the blowup with tagaka and kyoshi holding rangi as she cries herself to sleep and realizing that’s how rangi sounds when she cries when she’s asleep,,,, and she just holds her. something something love languages

also the first night after they join up with the FOC and keep the good blanket for themselves and rangi gives it to kyoshi before she falls asleep and kyoshi stays up to put it over rangi instead cause they care about each other too much. just share it girlies!!!

best in sok is probably when rangi is So Fucking Pissed at kyoshi (understandably so) about the hei-ran stuff and kyoshi is like im gonna fucking die. and hei ran, with a bloody bandage on her neck, BARELY hanging on, is like you dummy. she’ll come back. she loves you. give it a week. and not five minutes later rangi STORMS in and SHOVES a bowl of noodles (that she cooked herself w firebending <3) at kyoshi cause she knew she hadn’t eaten. it’s love <3

also this is not strictly a Moment but can we talk about the way kyoshi wouldn’t succeed as the avatar without rangi… we first see her encourage kyoshi to earthbend before it’s even known she’s the avatar, she’s literally her firebending sifu, she convinced kyoshi to try airbending just a bit before waterbending For Her, and she was (part of) the inspiration for kyoshi to get past her kuruk-related waterbending block by learning healing to make sure she would never let another loved one perish before her ever again. and she didn’t.

[dippedanddripped]

Old Nollywood aesthetics and fashion may be considered trendy today, but the films were not always so well-regarded. In the 90s and early 2000s, when these movies were made and watched in parlours across Nigerian homes as they were shot, straight-to-video, they were considered as bad entertainment, or ‘low culture’. To watch and enjoy Nollywood films was to celebrate mediocrity. But today, nostalgic young Millennials and Gen Zers are overlooking the jarring audio, grainy pictures, and sometimes hammy acting, to appreciate not only the grooming and style of the actors, but the original and diverse stories that reflect unique Nigerian experiences.

It was for this reason that sisters Tochi and Ebele Anueyiagu started Nolly Babes, a nostalgic Instagram account dedicated to celebrating the cinematic period’s women. Started in December 2017, their first post was of Nollywood’s biggest star Genevieve Nnaji; a still taken from 2004 film Sharon Stone In Abuja, directed by Adim Williams. Nnaji plays the titular character, a sexually liberated young woman who uses her beauty and charm to ensnare unassuming men into doing her bidding.

The account is an ode to the female characters of old Nollywood who were often portrayed as warning examples. The storylines were steeped in moral principles rooted in the patriarchal culture and the dominant Christian religion of Southern Nigeria. A large number of the female characters were considered immoral because they kissed other women, challenged men, smoked and drank, or wore mini skirts. Today, Nolly Babes and similar accounts are reimagining these women, taking their scenes out of the moralistic context of the films, and turning them into iconic feminist personas.

The first time Nollywood content seeped into the mainstream internet consciousness can be traced back to 2017 when videos of Nollywood’s favourite comedic duo Chinedu Ikedieze and Osita Iheme, better known as Aki and Pawpaw, rose to popularity due mostly to the influence of a now-defunct Twitter account @nollywoodroll ran by Nicole, a woman based in Brazil.

Their memes became the go-to reaction videos for expressing a wide range of emotions: joy, disappointment, sadness, frustration. The appeal was in seeing children making mischief or in adult situations – drinking beer and smoking cigars, wooing bigger women, or in oversized suits shouting instructions at people twice their size. Although both Ikedieze and Iheme were in their 20s in the early 2000s when most of the films were made, they mostly played children because of their body stature. By 2019, the memes had achieved such virality that brands like Rihanna’s Fenty would use them for social media clout.

Theodora Imaan Beauvais is the curator of Yung Nollywood, another archive of clips and stills from old Nollywood paying homage to its controversial female characters, after screenshotting moments from Nollywood she found “appealing or inspirational”. Yung Nollywood is remarkably distinct from Nolly Babes for its subtitling of the films’ stills from Nollywood films, something she attributes to Tumblr. While the idea to give witty captions to the actors’ facial expressions came from watching Netflix. “I thought, ‘If someone could describe Nollywood reactions in short phrases it’d be an art form on its own,’ and I became that someone.’”

In December 2019, Tochi and Ebele hosted a Nollywood-themed party in Lagos. Nollywood actor and musician Nonso Bassey attended the party dressed in a two-piece jean set and bucket hat, a signature look of the bad boy/alpha male archetype, and a role reprised multiple times by older actors such as Hanks Anuku, Emeka Ike, and Jim Iyke. Since that party, Nonso has attended social functions and premieres in outfits that make a nod to the fashion choices of that era of Nollywood. He insists, though, that he isn’t cosplaying Nollywood characters of that era. “I’ve always been attracted to the idea of merging old world charm with a new school approach,” he said.

The party caused a cultural stir amongst Nigerians and Africans both at home and in the diaspora – every other week, there seems to be a Nollywood-themed party held either in Lagos or London. Take for instance friends and business partners Imani Okunubi and Aseosa Uwagboe, two Nigerian-British kids who grew up in the UK. Nollywood was one of the ways they could connect back to their roots. That experience informs their event brand, Lasgidi to London, targeted at Nigerians living in the UK. “We wanted to create events that were reminiscent of the Naija hall parties (Owambe) we attended as kids, as we don’t want to see that culture die,” Aseosa said. Their next owambe is a Nollywood-themed party and guests are expected to come dressed in their “best nolly Y2K aesthetic”.

Below, the Nolly Babes sisters talk about creating and hosting the first Nollywood-themed party and the cultural moment it has inspired.

How did that first event come about – please take me through it, from the planning to how it turned out?

Nolly Babes: From the inception of Nolly Babes, we knew we had to throw a party. Fashion is a huge part of what makes Nolly Babes different from other Nollywood-themed pages and we knew we were the only ones that could set Nolly Babes as the dress code and have people commit as they did. There are many iconic Nollywood scenes and scenarios. The daughter meeting her evil mother-in-law, the ominous visit to the Babalawo, the campus stroll – just the mere mention of these scenes evokes images that have been embedded in the minds of our fellow Nollywood enthusiasts. The party scene is probably the most iconic of them all. Whether it’s in a club, a mansion while mum and dad are out of town (but coming home early to crash the whole thing) or poolside, the Nolly Babes party scene has its staples: mad music, dancing, and sick outfits.

December in Lagos is notoriously hectic. On each day, there are day parties, beach hangouts, concerts, and we just knew we had to be a part of it. Our flyer was the first thing we made sure was done right, and that has been replicated (but never duplicated) many many times. We went through at least six drafts of that until we got the flyer to be a realistic replica of the home video covers from the golden era. The DJs Kemi Lijadu and vIVENDII Sounds understood the assignment and played music from the Nolly Babes era. We’re talking Tony Tetuila, Mo Hitz, Wande Coal, Plantation Boyz… We curated a special cocktail menu: Genny Colladas, Jim Iyke’s Hard Lemonade, MargaRita Dominic, and our Lagos Island Iced Tea, in tribute to Nollywood stars Genevieve Nnaji, Jim Iyke, and Rita Dominic respectively. We had a video projection on the famous red wall at Nok showing a mashup of emblematic scenes. We were partying while seeing images of a young Jim Iyke dressed just like many of the attendees were dressed. It was magical! We have an event we’re planning in New York for the summer – it’s going to be a madness.

Did you envisage it becoming the cultural movement it’s now become?

Nolly Babes: We really didn’t. We hosted the party because we knew people were taking inspiration from our page for styling jobs and music video treatments, and wanted to give everyone a chance to recreate some of their favourite looks. Now every week we see people planning Nollywood-themed parties and sending people to our page for references. It’s awesome. Toke Makinwa even recently attended a Nolly Babes-themed party and she was dressed as a character we have immortalised – Regina Askia in President’s Daughter. She killed it! Even though the character wasn’t referenced, it was clear as day and it was awesome to see that she pulled it off! Honestly, when we see people really pay attention to detail and execute the theme well it’s so, so dope.

How has TikTok helped grow Nollywood's influence? You posted a scene from Girls Cot, the famous “you stink with poverty” clip on TikTok and it went viral and birthed these recreations even by non-Africans.

Nolly Babes: We’re just happy to see that another aspect of Nollywood that we champion – the iconic scenes and one-liners – is also resonating across the world. We see Nolly Babes as an archival work and as much as we focus on beauty and looks on Instagram, it’s nice to be able to point people in the direction of the scenes that are forever embedded in our brains. These are scenes we recreated in jest ourselves before there was even a Nolly Babes to begin with, so to see it catching on TikTok is exciting and a new frontier for us to fully explore. I think what distinguishes Nolly Babes from other Nollywood pages and what contributes to our TikTok success is that we really watch Nollywood movies. We grew up watching these movies and continue to do so now so we can capture those moments in films that the casual consumer or poster of Nollywood content might not.

What are your thoughts on Nollywood’s influence on the Alté scene? Music videos of artists such as Lady Donli and Odunsi nod to the aesthetic and fashion styles of that era.

Nolly Babes: Nollywood, and specifically the aesthetic we have shone a spotlight on, is probably one of the biggest influences in terms of visuals in that scene right now. I have never seen so many Eucharia (Anunobi) eyebrows on TV and we love it! It’s awesome to see our images and scenes being used in treatments and storyboards. If we’re being candid, we think it would be great if we got the chance to step into our stylist/creative direction bag and help with the execution of the aesthetic.

“The bottom line is really that Nolly Babes has brought what was already an international cultural influence to the modern social media realm with a new lens” – Nolly Babes

How far do you see Nollywood's influence on pop culture, beyond Nigeria and Africa?

Nolly Babes: When we moved to New York we found our Dominican and South American friends had also grown up watching Nollywood films. The bottom line is really that Nolly Babes has brought what was already an international cultural influence to the modern social media realm with a new lens. Nollywood clips were online everywhere – but it was always in a comedic way. Aki and PawPaw are meme gods now, and that’s because their expressions transcend cultural boundaries. Black Twitter eats that stuff up.

Nolly Babes chooses to center the beauty, style, and iconic imagery, even the home decor with our #NollyDecor hashtag of the golden era of Nollywood. We share the makeup, accessories, fashion, iconic phrases, and scenes in a way that isn’t just comedic but inspirational and aesthetically groundbreaking. I see Nollywood being at the centre of this Y2K resurgence that is happening all over the world, from TV to runways and fashion collections. That era is coming back around and, this time, the Black experience is being revisited and centered in a way it wasn’t back in the late 90s and 2000s. (Black people) were always the originators of the trends and this time they’re tapping into the source and Nollywood, particularly the era we celebrate as Nolly Babes, is a great resource for that.

Follow Nolly Babes on Instagram

[kociomi]

tagged by @anpancari thank you!!

this looked fun but was a bit rushed bc I listed my top 10 out of the top of my head oop

(list 10 characters from 10 fandoms that you love, and tag 10 people to continue!)

1. Oikawa Tooru (Haikyuu!!)

okay tbh at first it was infatuation bc mhm boi he lookin fine but later on we get to see his things in his perspective as the seasons progressed and I liked how he brings himself like he can be playful and light-hearted, but at the same time he's confident, self-assured and loyal to those who are loyal to him and I guess I liked those characteristics about him

2. Giyuu Tomioka (Kimetsu No Yaiba/Demon Slayer)

ah yes this man, this man right here – there's really not much I can explain as to why I like him but if I should summarize it: im soft for him and he needs a break™ spoiler alert: he gets his break™

3. Sherlock (BBC's Sherlock)

mayhaps am biased about this bc I like Benedict but!! I personally really like his character bc he feels real iyk what i mean? (like kudos to benedict for being able to portray such an amazing impersonation of sherlock) but sherlock really is sometimes just a misunderstood character who's sarcasm and wit i appreciate very much

4. Ki-jeong (Parasite)

man,,, if you have watched the movie I think it's understandable why I like her. although she's pretty much conniving, she's very smart and is almost always two steps ahead in everything and I guess I admire her a lot bc of this. even tho the ending was "?? ;-;???" she has a special place in my heart

5. Akaza/Hakuji (Kimetsu No Yaiba/Demon Slayer)

another one from kny bc I cant get over him 🥺 although he's a demon and does inexplicable things, his backstory really brought me to tears and I cant discuss anything further without spoiling it jsjdjsjdjs (ch 155 really did a number on me ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ)

6. Kuroo Tetsurou (Haikyuu!!)

one of my favs from the captain squad ( ꈍᴗꈍ) kuroo really just gives me the 'i like to mess around but if you need my help I'd definitely turn serious but at the same time I'll tease a lil bit here and there' vibe but besides that I just like to see his interactions with everyone in the series bc he makes me go uwu

7. Shin Ae (I Love Yoo)

this webtoon is a whole masterpiece and if you havent read it yet, you should!! shin ae is the main protagonist and i just LOVE love her character development throughout the series. she's someone I can personally relate to bc she's stubborn and would really like to settle her problems on her own, but later finds resolve through the help of others

8. Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Zuko's character development is one of my favs, bc after rewatching the whole series again, I realized and understood the reason he did the things he did, and am really proud on how he ends up in the end

9. Hawks/Keigo Takami (Boku No Hero Academia/My Hero Academia)

hawks is a simple character who only strives to make the world a place where heroes have so much free time on their hands. he was pretty much mistreated, taken away from a normal childhood and raised as some weapon – but despite everything, he still acts pretty selfless and prioritizes his goals before his own well-being and I like that about him (also another character who needs a break™)

10. Mio Akiyama (K-On!)

i can also relate to her a lot bc she's the default brains/leader of the group lol but regardless, she's creative and talented and has so much patience for the people she loves and I admire those characteristics in her– but in a shorter answer: mio = best girl.

BONUS:

Akaashi Keiji (Haikyuu!!)

Rin Okumura (Ao No Exorcist/Blue Exorcist)

Adora (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

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Jim Iyke: Actor says he won't stop calling out people who throw jabs at him online

Jim Iyke speaks with PULSE on his handling people who try to come for him online.

Let's just say if you think Jim Iyke is that celebrity you can throw jabs at and go scot-free then have a rethink because the actor said he would not relent to call you out.

The talented actor made this known while granting an exclusive interview with PULSE. He was asked why he fights back dirty when people throw jabs at him online and the actor gave a calculative analysis (Lol) of why he does that.

"I am not in competition with anybody and I can’t remember last time I looked left or right and that is why I’ extremely disagreeable if you come into my space and try to insult me or abuse my intellect and a lot of people say he’s a little bit of a savage or extreme but no, before you came into my space, before you wrote what you wrote, it took time, it went through a process, so when I cut you out, you should understand that every action gets a double reaction.

 "Mine is like a law of physics, don’t think you can come into my space and expect an opposite or equal reaction, no I would give you a triple reaction because you had no business coming here and it’s a total abuse of my fundamental rights for coming into my space," he said.

He went on to appeal to fans who feel like calling him out to take to popular blogging sites to air their opinions rather than invade his personal page.

 "That is the beauty of social media, everyone is saying it’s an open debate for everyone to air their views, no my brother, Tunde Ednut, Linda Ikeji and Pulse are there, you can go and air your views there but not on my space. By all means, I don’t go to these public spaces to comment and that is authoritative but if you come to my space, you are an adult, I usually make a point of checking, you are above 18, so you can think for yourself, so you are wrong, totally wrong," he concluded. 

 Now we all know why it is difficult to throw jabs at Jim Iyke and get away with it. Recall back in February 2018 how the actor dragged some nosy followers on Instagram.

ALSO READ: Toke Makinwa gets called out for comparing her book to that of Michelle Obama

Jim Iyke goes hard on some nosy followers on Instagram

 In February 2018, some nosy followers of Jim Iyke on Instagram got what they didn't envisage as the actor came hard on them for poking in his personal life.

Jim Iyke had posted a photo of himself on Instagram on Monday, February 26, 2018, hopefully waiting to get the usual applauds, well it looked like some of his fans weren't so impressed with his outfit and some even questioned his unending bachelorhood.

"Go and marry naw, with all Dis swag, go marry joor," one of the fans wrote. Guess what guys? Jim Iyke went all ballistic on the fan with insults.

 "Take away the stumpy footballer legs, the double chin, the beer belly, the humongous chimp head, the beady eyes, cheap clothes, the poisonous attitude, broke pockets, non-existent neck, body odour, 34IQ, Dragon breath, constant depression and zero prospects just maybe I might make a move for you and get it over with, " he replied the fan.

Just when we thought the rest of his followers would have taken a cue from the insults he reigned earlier, another fan well maybe thought he could get away from Jim Iyke's fireworks of  words, questioned the authenticity of his Gucci shoes

"Fake Gucci shoes, ask @Hushpuppi to show you correct and original #GucciShoes," he wrote. Then again Jim Iyke this time a little bit subtle but really forward came for the follower with some harsh words.

 "Nothing in this world will ever be beautiful to you. Not your wife, child parents, or friends. You're ugly inside out. It's not about me. You were created to edify everything ugly in this world. Nothing in this world can redeem you. Stay ugly," he wrote.

source https://www.newssplashy.com/2018/07/jim-iyke-actor-says-he-wont-stop.html

[olaluwe]

Nollywood actor, Jim Iyke has revealed why his relationship with actress, Rita Dominic crashed. Iyke made the revelation in an interview with Broadway TV. He said, “Rita and I met when I was just beginning to embrace fame, the comforts that came with it. The laurels and the distraction, even the destruction. “And Rita is not the kind of woman that hangs around a lot. We were very deep with each other. We still are great friends. As a matter of fact, it may surprise you that we haven’t spoken to each other in over two years. But when we meet, we are cordial, respectful. “There is that deep rooted thing of a man or woman you shared something with. “I don’t think Rita at that time was looking at longevity, truthfully. Don’t forget, I was the kid with the crazy afro, ready to start a fight. “My life was around having a good time and as many conquests as possible. So, who wants that kind of guy? So this question is futuristic in a sense. Fast-forward perhaps 10 years from now, that question may have had depth or hold water. “But then, what was there to hold on to? I mean, seriously? I was partying like a crazy person. She tried to show me another life and say listen ‘there is so much more to you’ I promise you that Rita will not hang around with a lay about. I was uncontrollable. I think we have outgrown each other now. “I would not see Rita as someone I want to get involved with because so much layers of growth and evolvement have gone on in her life and so is mine. So place the same place and situation now, it may have worked.”

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Famous Nollywood bad boy Jim Iyke who has had a long week of public revelation of his relationship with some celebrities, in a new interview with Broadway TV, opened up on why his relationship with Rita Dominic didn’t lead to marriage. He said; Rita and I met when I was just beginning to embrace fame ,the comforts that came with it.The laurels and the distraction,even the destruction. And Rita is not the kind of woman that hangs around a groth. We were very deep with eachother. We still are great friends.As a matter of fact,it may surprise you thar we haven’t spoken to each other in over two years. But when we meet,we are cordial ,respectful . There is that deep rooted thing of a man or woman you shared something with . I don’t think Rita at that time was looking at longevity, truthfully .Don’t forget,I was the kid with the crazy afro,ready to start a fight. My life was around having a good time and as many conquests as possible .So,who wants that kind of guy?So this question is futuristic in a sense. Fastforward peharps 10 years from now ,that question may have had dept or hold water . He further said their relationship crashed due to his wild behaviour and bad boy antics back then; But then,what was there to hold on to?I mean,seriously ?I was partying like a crazy person.She tried to show me another life and say listen ‘there is so much more to you ” I promise you that Rita will not hang around with a lay about . I was uncontrollable. I think we have outgrown each other now .I would not see Rita as son one I wantto get involved with because so much layers of growth and evolvement have gone on in her life and so is mine .So place the same place and situation now,it may have worked .

[gyubby99]

*deep sigh* Vox NSFW headcanons.

I know who you are

• Vox degrades, ofcourse. He probably degrades everyone except this one's pretty kinky • He laughs at you being desperate and begging for more. • "Aw, won't you look at that? You're basically begging for me to fuck your brains out, huh?" • Sadism activated you're fucked girlie • Rope? Handcuff? no, no baby.. CORDS. • That, or he pins you down and electrocutes your wrists himself. Nothing that would seriously hurt you, but something to give you just the right amount of mixed pleasure and pain. • Sometimes he gets too carried away and can seriously hurt you, but he makes it up to you somehow. • Or, if you're into shit that he's into, he might just not stop • He sighs heavily as you start taking in his dick • Chuckles darkly at you choking in his c^m and says "don't spill too much, baby.." • Feels your walls clenching around him and he's like "Yeah, that's it, you filthy whore.. hm, you like being fucked like the pathetic little slut you are, huh? Nothing but a dirty, worthless little whore that only I get to have.. ain't that right, babe?" • Uses his long, sharp ass blue fingers to "mark his territory" iyk what i mean • Borderline yandere if you ask me • He actually likes being tied down • He doesn't mind it • He's never actually been a top since Val • This was new to him • And very life changing • Fucks your brains out til it hurts and you start to shed a bit of tears • "Aftercare" more like "wheelchair" • Basically if you're into pain, you're in luck • If not then..... 😄 • If you're in a loving relationship he gives you physical affection as "aftercare" • If not he buys you stuff ig • Hes still an asshat so • He would ghost ur ass after it if it was some one night stand or a fling if he's done • But if you're in the circle of people he cares about he's okay. • He's picky • Why do i think he'd be the kind of guy who'd slap you with his d before shoving it whole in your mouth-? • If hes working he lets u suck his dick under the desk as long as you're quiet • He loves when you send him "pics" • Keeps a very hidden file full of vids of you either playing with yourself or you two getting it on • Did I mention the word "wheelchair"

[newssplashy]

Jim Iyke speaks with PULSE on his handling people who try to come for him online.

Let's just say if you think Jim Iyke is that celebrity you can throw jabs at and go scot-free then have a rethink because the actor said he would not relent to call you out.

The talented actor made this known while granting an exclusive interview with PULSE. He was asked why he fights back dirty when people throw jabs at him online and the actor gave a calculative analysis (Lol) of why he does that.

"I am not in competition with anybody and I can’t remember last time I looked left or right and that is why I’ extremely disagreeable if you come into my space and try to insult me or abuse my intellect and a lot of people say he’s a little bit of a savage or extreme but no, before you came into my space, before you wrote what you wrote, it took time, it went through a process, so when I cut you out, you should understand that every action gets a double reaction.

 "Mine is like a law of physics, don’t think you can come into my space and expect an opposite or equal reaction, no I would give you a triple reaction because you had no business coming here and it’s a total abuse of my fundamental rights for coming into my space," he said.

He went on to appeal to fans who feel like calling him out to take to popular blogging sites to air their opinions rather than invade his personal page.

 "That is the beauty of social media, everyone is saying it’s an open debate for everyone to air their views, no my brother, Tunde Ednut, Linda Ikeji and Pulse are there, you can go and air your views there but not on my space. By all means, I don’t go to these public spaces to comment and that is authoritative but if you come to my space, you are an adult, I usually make a point of checking, you are above 18, so you can think for yourself, so you are wrong, totally wrong," he concluded. 

 Now we all know why it is difficult to throw jabs at Jim Iyke and get away with it. Recall back in February 2018 how the actor dragged some nosy followers on Instagram.

ALSO READ: Toke Makinwa gets called out for comparing her book to that of Michelle Obama

Jim Iyke goes hard on some nosy followers on Instagram

 In February 2018, some nosy followers of Jim Iyke on Instagram got what they didn't envisage as the actor came hard on them for poking in his personal life.

Jim Iyke had posted a photo of himself on Instagram on Monday, February 26, 2018, hopefully waiting to get the usual applauds, well it looked like some of his fans weren't so impressed with his outfit and some even questioned his unending bachelorhood.

"Go and marry naw, with all Dis swag, go marry joor," one of the fans wrote. Guess what guys? Jim Iyke went all ballistic on the fan with insults.

 "Take away the stumpy footballer legs, the double chin, the beer belly, the humongous chimp head, the beady eyes, cheap clothes, the poisonous attitude, broke pockets, non-existent neck, body odour, 34IQ, Dragon breath, constant depression and zero prospects just maybe I might make a move for you and get it over with, " he replied the fan.

Just when we thought the rest of his followers would have taken a cue from the insults he reigned earlier, another fan well maybe thought he could get away from Jim Iyke's fireworks of  words, questioned the authenticity of his Gucci shoes

"Fake Gucci shoes, ask @Hushpuppi to show you correct and original #GucciShoes," he wrote. Then again Jim Iyke this time a little bit subtle but really forward came for the follower with some harsh words.

 "Nothing in this world will ever be beautiful to you. Not your wife, child parents, or friends. You're ugly inside out. It's not about me. You were created to edify everything ugly in this world. Nothing in this world can redeem you. Stay ugly," he wrote.

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