#Ive connected the dots

[mizuphae]

for centuries, men have frequently used the pronoun "she" to refer to inanimate objects such as boats, cars, and houses, which is likely a result of an unconscious instinct stemming from the objectification of women and is a display of heterosexual masculinity.

in an interview, max said "everybody names the car a girl. i'm like no, it’s a guy. why should it be a girl?". this contrasts his fellow drivers who often address their cars as "she" and the f1 sport as we know it, which is a heterosexual and male-dominated sport. in this essay i will

[mintedwitcher]

Absolutely NOBODY EVER is allowed to say that Tommy doesn't like Buck just as much (if not more) than Buck likes Tommy. Nobody EVER can say that. This man worked a 10+ hour shift fighting a fire that left him Covered in soot, and his FIRST THOUGHT once it was over, was to get his ass to the hospital to be there for his date with Evan. Without stopping to change or shower or even wipe his damn face. No one is EVER allowed to say that Tommy doesn't care about Evan Buckley. I am going to bat for this man.

(Also something something "I walked through fire every day of my life because of you"/"love me anyway"/"sorry I'm late, that fire was a beast"/"so are you" invisible string theory okay goodbye)

[jigsaw1974]

guys..... Cyclone.......cyclone's are measured using the Beaufort Scale and Saffir-Simpson scale ...... Beau ..... Simpson ..... Cyclone......

[justanotherhh]

Alastor: I'm an evil unknowable monster that only does things for strange manipulative Machiavellian purposes and i am never affected emotionally by anything

Rosie and Mimzy: he's an anxious aroace sweetheart who'll do anything for people he likes and is hugely protective to the point of self-destruction, but if you let him know this he might disintegrate, so we let him know he's very scary and formidable every once in awhile to boost his confidence- YES ALASTOR YOU'RE A DEPRAVED LOATHSOME TERROR OF THE INCOMPREHENSIBLE ELDRITCH KIND! YOUR ABILITY TO CAUSE CARNAGE IS WIDELY KNOWN! YOUR PRESENCE FILLS PEOPLE WITH DREAD 👍

[skyeoak]

The main difference between Archives and Protocol so far is that the Magnus Institute was a tea workplace and the OIAR is a coffee workplace

What makes a person a monster? Tea

What makes a monster a person? Coffee

[sweeneydino]

Big chin

[arseteta]

webbonso jaguar teammates!au

[mashbrainrot]

extremely loveable characters from 70s TV shows who are freakishly good at their jobs, have a strong sense of justice, enjoy being annoying, and fucking hate guns: lieutenant columbo 🤝 hawkeye pierce

[kirchefuchs]

I've finally started playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles at my sister's insistence, and I'm loving every bit of it.

Anyways, here's a meme I definitely didn't finish drawing at 3 am last night :]

[malewife-babygrrl]

OKAY WAIT

So hobie's laces are yellow and blue. Yellow symbolises antiracism, and blue indicates you've killed a cop

.........

Did hobie kill the captain in his universe

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

...cinematic...parallels?

[thunderon]

wait y’all shauna saying “my hands aren’t shaking because im afraid they’re shaking because how badly i want to do this” when she’s pointing the gun at that man and now we get that flashback of shauna’s hands shaking after she beat lottie within an inch of her life…. hey im not okay

[bloodybellycomb]

The horror genre is a fantastic litmus test for seeing the overall fears and anxieties of specific eras, like how the invasion of the body snatchers highlighted the red scare of secret communist spies in the 1970s.

With that in mind, I think that the late 2010s and early 2020s have seen a massive rise in something I call "bureaucratic horror", in which the horror stems from working a dead-end office job that treats people like disposable cogs in a corporate machine, with the business itself so large and domineering, that it seems like a Lovecraftian, cosmic horror monster to those forced to work within its domain.

With the middle-class shrinking, office jobs have become emblematic of an almost bygone era. Office jobs are boring and tedious and very few people would dream of becoming an office worker. However, for decades, these jobs offered a type of stable, comfortable, job security that is becoming unfathomable for most young people. Office jobs are viewed as dredge work, which characters harbor open disdain for but there is an inability to quit, due to the allure of a consistent income.

Bureaucratic horror plays on the tension that stems from the resentment and hatred for office jobs, while also dangling a monetary reward just out of reach, and thus these stories portray workplaces as bastions of horrifying scenarios in which the characters must play their part in this capitalist system, no matter what, and that's terrifying.

[alchemical-rhapsodaire]

OK, see, here's the thing:

I'm fine with Rei and Kazuki being friends only. That's absolutely fine! A family doesn't need to have two parents that have romantic feelings for each other! And also, we need more queerplatonic relationships and platonic life partner representation in media anyways! So, screw romance!

But then. The mf show pulls this sh*t on me:

LIKE, KAZUKI, MY DUDE WHY YOU HAVE THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYES HUH?

That scene is the definition of "and his gaze softened" YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE

P.A. WORKS WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS TO MEEEEE

[anonduck07]

Max winning his 4th title in Las Vegas... Daniel driving around Las Vegas in the Red Bull for the USA Road trip vid... Daniel's one point steal...Las Vegas will always be theirs

[s3znl-gr3znl]

Known facts about houses

Hard outer shell

Meat inside

Conclusion: houses are crustaceans