Neopets is so funny right now. It's a 24-year-old website and half its pages haven't been updated in 15 years. Its ostensible audience is children. The core active audience appears to be nostalgic 20-40-year-olds. Old code means no accounts or pets can ever be renamed. The virtual pound is full of virtual pets named after Justin Bieber. It has an economy and inflation is rampant. New ownership is combating this with the stimulus of random super-rare items via daily quests and events, while the equivalent of Neopian Upper-Crust complain that their investments are deflating. You can't say seaweed or grapes.
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The thing about jakks is when that even if they ship more than just sonic, do you really think Terrence Jacob Samson, who is going through his 3rd divorce and hasn't played a game since ring around the rosie would see a box of sonic toys and think to grab more than just sonic while restocking the shelves. And no one buys the leftover sonics on the shelves cause i dont need Sonic, but this time, he's doing his taxes or sonic but he's holding a chili dog
what in the world are you talking about
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POs are officially open for my huge scorpion hotpot shaker charm (until apr 1)!! 🦂✨
🔗 shop here!!
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I should've figured Bobby would notice the lack of participation XD HOWEVER just because I didn't do the Contest doesn't mean I wasn't there! I crushed all the other mini games! But of course he didn't notice anything not harvest related XD
Honestly the more I read this, the more confused I get about what tone he's going for
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D'hash Tia and Miko Striker may not be playing the upcoming ffxiv expansion, but my retainers Dannieboy and Capitalester are ready to do so many menial tasks for me
(bonus: my catgirl under the cut)
(excuse the shitty quality lolol)
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the statue of Mystra having text that says she is known to be a jealous goddess after I romanced gale was amusing as fuck
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Howdy there, I’m just a simple cowboy and was wondering if you have a spare second if you could explain Ko-fi to a simple fella like me
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Heyo! Ko-fi is a platform for receiving tips / donations! But some ppl also use it for other purposes like accepting commissions or selling digital goods :)
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