#It's just so funny to me

[soaps-mohawk]

Building off of the anon who said Simon has beef with Omega's bear; I saw that and immediately imagined those TikToks where the boyfriends wait for their partners to leave the room so they can punch their Squishmallows and other stuffed animals. Imagine Simon just *throttling* the bear for the hell of it and Omega catches him and bans him from her nest for a week for bullying her bear 😭

Definitely happens when he's just chilling in her nest and the bear is just sitting there staring at him with those beady eyes wearing his shirt.

Gets up to berate it and things get heated and the reader walks out of the bathroom and sees him throttling it. Gets all upset about her precious ghost bear and how it didn't do anything to him and boots him out of the nest 🤣

Goes pouting to Johnny and Johnny's just like..."You beat up an innocent teddy bear? You deserve it." 😂

[youre-so-right]

"modern theys and old fashioned thems" has got to be one of the top ten things julian casablancas has said. in my personal opinion

[shinedoitsulikeabright]

I love it when Epic artists design Poseidon with horse features because it implies he's had them since birth (or at least it does to me). And that makes the whole lore behind him being the god of horses even funnier.

Like bro was trying to impress Demeter by making the most beautiful animal in the world and, after a bunch of attempts, he looked at himself in the mirror and was like "Eureka!"

[rosekasa]

post kwami's choice marinette couldn't POSSIBLY be THAT normal about chat noir so quickly SURELY. bc i cant stop imagining adrien sitting next to his girlfriend on the bench at school while she sketches on her iPad -- STILL having not managed to even hold her hand yet -- and just as he's about to compliment how cute the little cat she just drew is she accidentally minimises the canvas and an entire gallery of self insert art of her kissing chat noir on the mouth pop up and she SHRIEKS.

[they-didnt-last]

currently reading the lockwood and co books, and nothing could have prepared me for how much lucy fucking hates george in them. literally every chance she gets, she just roasts the shit out of him. she will be describing the most mundane of actions and still find a way to insult him. absolute hater behavior, i'm obsessed

[danaris112]

I still can't get over how Yosuke's little brother is just a magical bear from another dimension

[shakespeare-potter]

Just thinking about how

Ronald Weasley flew a magically enchanted car and ended up reaching his destination totally (ALMOST) safe AT THE AGE OF 12 ?????

Hermione Granger trapped the animagus of the stinky ass reporter who wrote shit about her and her best friend for like 6 months??? A year????

Harry Potter sass-ed out not only like half of the adults in his life but also the minister of magic!???????

How the three of them literally helped hagrid plan AND execute the escape of a legit very very illigal to keep baby dragon!????? AT THE AGE OF 11!?? AND THEY SUCCEEDED!???

STARTED A TEENAGE REBEL GROUP AT THE AGE OF 15!???

AT THE SAME TIME USED HAGRID'S HALF BRO TO LIKE PICK AND KICK UMBITCH OUT OF HOGWARTS!???? (THAT WAS AWESOME BTW)

BROKE INTO THE MINISTRY NOT ONCE BUT TWICE!???

BROKE INTO GRINGOTTS AND GOT OUT OF THERE ON A FUCKING DRAGON!???

ALMOST DIED (WELL HARRY ACTUALLY DID ) LIKE COUNTLESS OF TIMES AND STILL SURVIVED!????

WE DON'T TALK ENOUGH ABOUT THEIR CHAOTICNESS IN THIS FANDOM I SWEAR

[everything-is-as-it-was]

markiplier fans living the average phannie's wet dream rn fr

[nootcatt]

"Jesus!" Says the great eldrich entity in my head, the fragment of the king in yellow that has strayed so far from his true self that he is more human than me now, "FUCK!!!"

[radiosummons]

I'm having a lot of fun with Link's inherent Tony Hawkness lmao

[what-is-it-to-be-pk-esque]

Something I find funny about the AA vampire bite scene is that you can skip right to it without the sex scene, yet still your Tav/durge is standing there deadass butt naked for this bite

I know it's cause from a game dev perspective they just cut to the second half of the romance scene you normally get, but in-universe you can literally say to him that you want to be a vampire but don't want to have sex rn and he's like "ok," and yet still there must've been a convo off screen where you both discuss undressing in some capacity for this

Like??? bruh why are we both half naked/fully naked now then if there was no sex??? 💀 wouldn't it have made more sense to just make your character in their underwear or camp clothing for this scene if you selected the option to skip sex?

[doom-dreaming]

I love finding wild screenshots on Halopedia.

No one is looking in the same direction. Linda is staring directly at the camera like some sort of armored cryptid.

[racemeyibo]

Max double-fisting G&T's while doing media duties, fantastic.

[mattyriddlesbitch]

The fact that my pegging poll has more votes already than my 3k celebration poll says so much about my followers. Perverts, all of you. Disgusting.

[cads-the-cat]

Is it weird that i hope there will be another spelling mistake on the EU/UK merch, whether out there intentionally or not?

[pearlynia]

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

How'd you spend your last day of 2023? For me I just read a fic about Harry Potter's dead father and Harry Potter's dead dogfather's long dead brother falling in love over and over again till 4am🧍🏻‍♀️