#It's just so funny to me

[soaps-mohawk]

Building off of the anon who said Simon has beef with Omega's bear; I saw that and immediately imagined those TikToks where the boyfriends wait for their partners to leave the room so they can punch their Squishmallows and other stuffed animals. Imagine Simon just *throttling* the bear for the hell of it and Omega catches him and bans him from her nest for a week for bullying her bear 😭

Definitely happens when he's just chilling in her nest and the bear is just sitting there staring at him with those beady eyes wearing his shirt.

Gets up to berate it and things get heated and the reader walks out of the bathroom and sees him throttling it. Gets all upset about her precious ghost bear and how it didn't do anything to him and boots him out of the nest 🤣

Goes pouting to Johnny and Johnny's just like..."You beat up an innocent teddy bear? You deserve it." 😂

[chibitorra]

Loid Forger is so fucking funny.

Like he’s this world renown spy. He’s very sharp and quick-witted. He’s able to pick a person out of a crowd by simply their gait or decode an incredibly obscure SSS conversation about some wine.

But 73 chapters into this story and he still hasn’t picked up on the fact that his daughter is a fucking telepath, or that his wife kills people on the reg.

Like, what is this man even doing lmao

[shinedoitsulikeabright]

I love it when Epic artists design Poseidon with horse features because it implies he's had them since birth (or at least it does to me). And that makes the whole lore behind him being the god of horses even funnier.

Like bro was trying to impress Demeter by making the most beautiful animal in the world and, after a bunch of attempts, he looked at himself in the mirror and was like "Eureka!"

[youre-so-right]

"modern theys and old fashioned thems" has got to be one of the top ten things julian casablancas has said. in my personal opinion

[rosekasa]

post kwami's choice marinette couldn't POSSIBLY be THAT normal about chat noir so quickly SURELY. bc i cant stop imagining adrien sitting next to his girlfriend on the bench at school while she sketches on her iPad -- STILL having not managed to even hold her hand yet -- and just as he's about to compliment how cute the little cat she just drew is she accidentally minimises the canvas and an entire gallery of self insert art of her kissing chat noir on the mouth pop up and she SHRIEKS.

[they-didnt-last]

currently reading the lockwood and co books, and nothing could have prepared me for how much lucy fucking hates george in them. literally every chance she gets, she just roasts the shit out of him. she will be describing the most mundane of actions and still find a way to insult him. absolute hater behavior, i'm obsessed

[danaris112]

I still can't get over how Yosuke's little brother is just a magical bear from another dimension

[nootcatt]

"Jesus!" Says the great eldrich entity in my head, the fragment of the king in yellow that has strayed so far from his true self that he is more human than me now, "FUCK!!!"

[faeriekit]

The audience for Pokémon: 8+

The fan content:

[radiosummons]

I'm having a lot of fun with Link's inherent Tony Hawkness lmao

[doom-dreaming]

I love finding wild screenshots on Halopedia.

No one is looking in the same direction. Linda is staring directly at the camera like some sort of armored cryptid.

[racemeyibo]

Max double-fisting G&T's while doing media duties, fantastic.

[mattyriddlesbitch]

The fact that my pegging poll has more votes already than my 3k celebration poll says so much about my followers. Perverts, all of you. Disgusting.

[cads-the-cat]

Is it weird that i hope there will be another spelling mistake on the EU/UK merch, whether out there intentionally or not?

[pearlynia]

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

How'd you spend your last day of 2023? For me I just read a fic about Harry Potter's dead father and Harry Potter's dead dogfather's long dead brother falling in love over and over again till 4am🧍🏻‍♀️

[alcoholttm]

i still love to this day that in brotherhood the story of how the elrics took down yoki in youswell was summed up in a montage and by the end of it the nobody in the room was even listening to him