mattyriddlesbitch

[mattyriddlesbitch]

the divorce just got finalized today. hell yeah, your girl is free.

[mattyriddlesbitch]

Nobody submitted any requests :( i'll leave my requests open for a few more days then and i'll start writing again soon. im just relaxing today, so maybe tomorrow.

[mattyriddlesbitch]

i feel bad not having written anything for you guys in months. i got the kids in preschool but they ended up getting hand, foot, and mouth disease and they haven't gone back yet. and im still dealing with everything with the divorce bc it turns out i didnt send in the right documents, so i did 2 days ago, they just got it filed and sent over to the judge yesterday and now we wait. they said typically it's been taking a week in our county for the judge to sign, so im hoping by the end of next week, it'll be signed and done. i started that second job too, so it's been busy. 😮‍💨 the kids should be back in school next week and maybe i can start writing then. I'll open requests until Monday, so send some in for me!

[mattyriddlesbitch]

omfg this week. i called the courts and there's a form to request the judge to move forward with the divorce agreement without my husband's signature, so i filled that out and sent it in and they just said we had to drop off all the paperwork to him so my mom dropped it off to his mom lmao. now he has 7 calendar days to either say "hey this isnt the same stipulation i signed" or request the judge to put the divorce on hold. but i dont think he knows he can do that and im not telling him. and i think he's in another state rn fucking his new girl, so he'll have less days to figure this out once he gets home lmaooooo. bro wanted mediation even tho we're on the last step, like fuck that. you keep delaying your payments and I'm not doing that anymore. if the judge signs off on the divorce after the 7th day, he starts paying me next month. and that's all i fucking want at this point.

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can a bitch catch a break? we're on the last step of the divorce and this dick wants a mediation. motherfucker, i have OUR CHILDREN to take care of, i dont have time for this bullshit. and if we go to mediation, they're gonna see you make more than i reported and make you pay me more. it is in your own best interest to just sign the fucking papers. omfg. it's like he's just delaying this to avoid the fucking payments. HE STILL HASN'T EVEN SEEN HIS KIDS!

[mattyriddlesbitch]

google, how do i get my man pregnant?

[mattyriddlesbitch]

FUCKING FINALLY MY HUSBAND IS TAKING THE STUPID DIVORCE CLASSES. i was so close to submitting the class waiver for him. once he's done we can do the final paperwork and sign it and submit it and then we just wait on the judge to sign off on it. almost fucking done with that dumbass.

[mattyriddlesbitch]

chat, please! this man! he's the biggest fucking gentleman ever. he always tries to open the door for me and if he forgets, he gets mad at himself. i have not paid for a single thing. at all. like we even got groceries for myself and he paid for them. that was the first date btw. ughhhh, i hate myself for getting into a relationship again, but this is the sweetest, kindest, funniest man ive been with. i cant, chat. someone sedate me.

chat, i think i kinda sorta got a boyfriend? not like completely officially? but he wants to keep seeing me and not for hooking up? and he said he likes me? w? i think? he's like genuinely the cutest and sweetest guy ever. he complimented me 90% of the time and wanted to hold my hand or touch me the whole time. he wants to see me again tomorrow(or i guess technically today). and he legit does not gaf that i have kids, he's like "idk how to interact with them but ill try" lmao. and he can pick me up without a struggle? hot. 6' too. im cooked, chat.

[mattyriddlesbitch]

update, chat, confirmed to be my boyfriend now. he calls me princess and boo and baby and i adore him. this was supposed to be slut season, but fuck if i aint a romantic 😩

chat, i think i kinda sorta got a boyfriend? not like completely officially? but he wants to keep seeing me and not for hooking up? and he said he likes me? w? i think? he's like genuinely the cutest and sweetest guy ever. he complimented me 90% of the time and wanted to hold my hand or touch me the whole time. he wants to see me again tomorrow(or i guess technically today). and he legit does not gaf that i have kids, he's like "idk how to interact with them but ill try" lmao. and he can pick me up without a struggle? hot. 6' too. im cooked, chat.

[mattyriddlesbitch]

chat, i think i kinda sorta got a boyfriend? not like completely officially? but he wants to keep seeing me and not for hooking up? and he said he likes me? w? i think? he's like genuinely the cutest and sweetest guy ever. he complimented me 90% of the time and wanted to hold my hand or touch me the whole time. he wants to see me again tomorrow(or i guess technically today). and he legit does not gaf that i have kids, he's like "idk how to interact with them but ill try" lmao. and he can pick me up without a struggle? hot. 6' too. im cooked, chat.

[mattyriddlesbitch]

This song-SNEAKING OUT OF HEAVEN by Waterparks-is such Mattheo Riddle x Sweetheart!Reader vibes.

[mattyriddlesbitch]

I am so devastatingly devoted to grumpy x sunshine dynamics, so I say hard yes, but follow your writer heart queen🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

I really really wanna do the grumpy x sunshine series but I'm also not in a very romantic headspace lol so it would be super angsty for a bit probably. I'll try writing it next week when I get some free time. idk how many more chapters im gonna make tbh so we'll all be surprised lmao.

[mattyriddlesbitch]

Unfortunately reblogs were turned off but that post is important for people in fandoms to see

[mattyriddlesbitch]

should i continue that grumpy x sunshine series? or should i do smth else? im just not sure what to write now lmao.

[mattyriddlesbitch]

might start doing a fwb fic thing for the boys since im starting to get some. 👀 who's down?

[mattyriddlesbitch]

i know i’m way to attached to fictional men because i genuinely look at them and think ugh i miss my boyfriend so much🥲🥲 i sometimes accidentally say it out loud too but i play it off with a smooth oh i meant my ex boyfriend. which i also miss. fuck me right in the ass at this point lmao

that's fair. it's gotten to the point my family calls Sebastian Stan my boyfriend or my husband. god i love him. i feel that.

[mattyriddlesbitch]

fwb!Mattheo that tells you he doesn't want you fucking other guys during you're arrangement

fwb!Mattheo who drops anybody he was talking to in favor of you, after all, it's fair since he asked the same of you

fwb!Mattheo who talks dirty to you 90% of the time and the other 10% is trying to get to know you better without being too obvious

fwb!Mattheo who won't admit it, but get jealous over anyone talking to you and especially making you laugh but won't actually do anything about it but glare

fwb!Mattheo who suddenly starts having more gentle sex with you and taking his time worshipping every part of you he can reach

fwb!Mattheo who suddenly starts letting you stay the night and makes excuses why he can't leave if he's at your place

fwb!Mattheo taking up much more of your time than at the beginning claiming it's because he's just horny but really he just wants to see you but he'll never admit that

fwb!Mattheo who randomly starts taking you on dates without calling them dates, just spaced out enough to not cause much questioning from you and if you do he'll just say something like "What? I can't hang out with my friend just because we're fucking?"

fwb!Mattheo who casually tells you to take over a drawer or two at his place so you don't have to leave as much, but tells you it's for convenience and he isn't using them anyways(he was but cleared out the drawers out of frustration the weekend prior after you left)

fwb!Mattheo who won't start the conversation himself, but if you ask anything along the lines of "what are we?", he'll be quick to say "my girl/boyfriend" before trying to play it off at first, but eventually admitting his feelings if you start questioning him.

fwb!Mattheo that turns into boyfriend!Mattheo