The Three Fairy Godmothers Pt 1
Part 2
Anna smiles towards her sisters, her pink curly hair bouncing with her.
"I can finally meet this Fiona girl! She seems so exciting!" Anna smiles.
Elsie mutters, "If only a certain someone didn't curse her."
Jenny asks, "Did you say something?"
Elsie frowns, "Nothing, Jenny."
Jenny growls, "It's Fairy Godmother! How many times do I have to say it?"
Elsie winces, hiding from Jenny's anger.
"Sorry, Fairy Godmother. So, where's your son?" Elsie asks.
Jenny sighs, "He should be with Fiona now. In the Palace."
Anna exclaims, "That's right! I remember hearing in the news that Fiona is coming back to Far Far Away! This is gonna be so exciting!"
Suddenly, all the fairies get a tingle.
"A Princess is crying! Bubble up, girls!" Elsie exclaims.
The girls float away in bubbles.
***
"Your fallen tears have called to me
So hear comes my sweet remedy
I know what every princess needs
For her to live life happily!"
The girl's bubbles pop, causing them all to jump in shock seeing which princess in front of them.
"Fiona?" Elsie and Anna whisper.
Fairy Godmother exclaims, "Oh my dear... Oh, look at you... You're all um..."
The female ogre in front of them raises her eyebrows in confusion.
"Grown up!" Fairy Godmother finishes.
Fiona asks, "Um... Who are you?"
Anna gives Fiona a great big hug and smiles, "We, Princess Fiona, are your Hairy Dogfathers!"
Elsie tries not to giggle and corrects Anna, "Fairy Godmothers. I think you've been hanging around Helen too long, Anna."
Fiona asks, "I have Fairy Godmothers-?"
Fairy Godmother interrupts, "Shush shush shush! Darling, I'm here to make it all better!"
Anna gasps in shock, "What are we, chopped liver?"
Fairy Godmother ignores both her sisters and continues, "With... just... a!"
Elsie rolls her eyes as Fairy Godmother starts singing and messing up Fiona's room.
"Wave of my magic wand,
Your troubles will soon be gone!
With a flick of the wrist
In just a flash
You'll land a prince with a ton of cash!
A high priced dress made by mice
No less!
Some crystal blessed pumps
Enormous dress!"
Anna frowns, "Jenny always goes so over the top with this part."
Fiona looks terrified of everything happening, including the gold dress that just appeared on her body.
"Worries will vanish
Your soul will cleanse!
Confide in your very own furniture friends
Will help you set
A new fashion trend!"
Fiona gasps as a chair picks her up and drags her over to a mirror with the face of some prince.
"I'll make you fancy
I'll make you great
(The kind of gal a prince would date!)
They'll write your name on the bathroom wall!
(For happily ever after, give Fiona a call!)
A sporty carriage to ride in style,
Sexy man-boy chauffer, Kyle!
Vanish your blemishes
Tooth decay cellulite thighs will fade away
A hool and a hey
Have a Bichon Frise!"
Elsie whispers to Anna, "I think Jenny's going too far, Fiona looks annoyed."
Anna nods in agreement when Fiona yells, "STOP!"
Everything stops and Elsie turns Fiona's dress back to what it was before, a lovely dark green.
"Look, thank you very much, Fairy Godmothers, but... I really don't need all of this!" Fiona exclaims.
Every living thing in the room except for Anna and Elsie gasp at Fiona's words. The now living furniture looks insulted at Fiona. Suddenly, there's a knocking on Fiona's door. A bookshelf moves in front of the door for some reason confusing Anna.
"Fiona? Fiona?"
When the owner of the voice can't open the door, he practically breaks it down, throwing the bookshelf to the other end of the room. The girls then see the voice belongs to an ogre. Anna and Elsie glance at each other in shock. Not from the furniture being flung away, but from it being an ogre. They glance at Fiona and quickly put two and two together. A donkey comes in with the ogre.
"Oh, you got a puppy? All I got in my room was Shampoo!" the donkey exclaims, causing Anna to giggle.
Fiona hesitates, "Oh, uh... Well Fairy Godmothers... Furniture... heh... I'd like you to meet my husband, Shrek."
All the Fairies gasp, "Your husband?!"
Anna is practically fangirling, Elsie is unsure how to feel, and Jen-... Fairy Godmother, is furious.
"What- When did this happen?!" Fairy Godmother exclaims in shock.
Fiona frowns, "Shrek is the one who rescued me."
"Well that can't be right!" Fairy Godmother exclaims.
Shrek frowns, "Great! More relatives!"
Anna laughs, "Haha! He doesn't like in-laws either! Hi, I'm Anna, one of Fiona's Fairy Godmothers!"
Shrek ignores Anna as he turns towards the door.
"They were just trying to help." Fiona sighs.
Shrek exclaims, "Good, they can help us pack! Get your coat, dear, we're leaving."
Anna and Fiona gasp, "What?!"
The donkey frowns, "Leaving? I don't wanna leave!"
Fiona asks, "When did you decide this?"
"Shortly after arriving." Shrek frowns.
Anna frowns disappointed, "Awww. But..."
Elsie puts her arm on Anna's shoulder, shaking her head.
"Look, I'm sorry." Fiona apologises.
Fairy Godmother frowns, "It's fine. We need to go anyway. If you ever need me, "Happiness is just a teardrop away"." She hands a business card to Fiona, only for Shrek to snatch it away.
"Thanks! But we got all the happiness we need. Happy, happy, happy!" Shrek frowns.
"So I see. Come along girls." Fairy Godmother orders.
The two sisters follow their sister to the floating limo carriage.
"Let's go, Kyle."
***
Elsie frowns. She could tell that Princess Fiona actually found her true love, and it wasn't her sister's son. She looks at her nephew in sadness. She knows that they'll try to split them up, but they can't! Those two were actually made for each other.
"You're thinking too loud." Jenny frowns.
Elsie turns away from Jenny and looks out the window. She knows what'll happen now. Bribe the king or blackmail him. Either way, it guilts her for ages, like last time.
"I don't know how it can get any worse!" the king's voice exclaims from outside the floating limo.
"Hello Harold." Jenny speaks up as she opens the door.
Something happens which Elsie's too distracted to take any notice of when King Harold is forced into the limo.
"Oh, hello. So... What's new?" Harold nervously smiles.
Elsie and Anna wave to him, keeping quiet the entire conversation.
"Do you remember my son, Prince Charming?" Fairy Godmother asks.
"Charming? Is that you? My Gosh! It's been years! Wh-wh-When... When did you get back?" Harold asks.
Anna and Elsie both internally groan.
"Oh, about five minutes ago, actually. AFTER I ENDURED BLISTERING WINDS, SCORCHING DESERTS! I climb to the highest room in the tallest tower-!"
Fairy Godmother interrupts, "Shush, shush shush shush. Mummy can handle this. HE ENDURED BLISTERING WINDS AND SCORCHING DESERTS! HE CLIMBED TO THE HIGHEST BLOODY ROOM OF THE TALLEST BLOODY TOWER!"
Harold attempts to diffuse Fairy Godmother's rage, but get's interrupted.
"And what does he find? Some Gender confused wolf telling him that his princess is already Married!?"
Harold exclaims, "I mean, it wasn't my fault, he didn't get there in time!"
The girls sink into the cushions for a moment.
"STOP THE CAR!"
The car stops, causing Harold to stumble in his seat.
"Harold. You forced me to do something I really didn't want to do!" Fairy Godmother exclaims while the window is rolling down.
"Where are we?" Harold asks, terrified.
"Well hi there, welcome to Friar's Fat Boy, may I take your order?"
Fairy Godmother glares, "My diet is ruined! I hope you're happy."
The girls relax a little and Elsie pats Harold's shoulder in comfort.
"Okay, Two Renaissance Wraps, no Mayo, Chili rings-"
Charming interrupts, "I'll have the Medieval Meal."
"One Medieval Meal, and Harold, Curly Fries?"
Harold frowns, "No, No thank you!"
"Sour dough, soft taco, then? What do you want?"
Anna exclaims, "I'll have the Curly Fries!"
Harold frowns, "No, really, I'm fine."
"Your order, Fairy Godmother. And this comes with the Medieval Meal." The server hands the bag of food and an axe through the window.
"Here you are dear." Fairy Godmother hands the axe to her son.
The limo drives off again.
Fairy Godmother calmly frowns, "You see, we made a deal, Harold. And I assume you don't want me to go back on my part."
Elsie always hated this part.
"Indeed not." Harold sighs.
"So Fiona and Charming will be together!" Fairy Godmother emphasizes.
Harold sighs, "Yes."
"Oh believe me Harold. It's what's best! Not only for your daughter..." She takes a bite out of her wrap, then continues with her mouth full, "But for your kingdom!"
Suddenly, Harold's kicked out of the Limo back onto his terrace.
"But what am I supposed to do about it?" Harold asks.
One of the body guards throws the axe into Harold's hands.
"Use your imagination!" Fairy Godmother glares and slams the door.
Elsie sighs as they fly to their factory.
"Oh, what's wrong now, Elsie?" Fairy Godmother frowns.
Elsie hesitates, "Nothing, sister."
Anna exclaims, "I hate this plan! Why can't you get your son to marry someone different? Fiona already has a husband! It'd just be cruel to separate them like that!"
Charming glares, "I'll have you know, Auntie, that only Fiona is for me. She's mine, and no one else's."
Elsie sighs. Here goes another hourlong ride argument.
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