#It's fanon for a reason babes;)

[squidsquidsquidsquidsquidgame]

Hello! First of all, I want to say that I love your writing. I saw that you write for BIGBANG, and here’s my idea ;) The reader is a highly successful solo artist, as acclaimed as G-Dragon, and has been secretly dating him for a few months. Both try to keep everything under wraps, away from the spotlight... or at least they try. Over time, fans of both began to suspect the relationship. The reason? Instagram posts. You shared photos at specific locations: a cozy restaurant, an exclusive Chanel event... and just a few hours later, G-Dragon posted a selfie from the exact same place. Coincidence? Definitely not. But the real chaos started on a completely unexpected day. You were doing a relaxed live stream at his house, answering fan questions and talking about your new album. Everything was going well... until, out of nowhere, he walked into the room while you were still live, completely unaware and tired from work, not even realizing you were broadcasting. He greeted you with a sweet kiss before you could say anything, and the chat went wild, causing both of you to end up revealing the relationship.

Dating who?!

Character: Gdragon/Jiyong X fem!reader

Summary:✨️ As above✨️

warnings: none

One Fanon part where everything goes well

And one canon part...and oh boy we know how things end when kpop idols date

FANON

The first rule you both agreed on: no one finds out.

It wasn't even about shame or secrets—it was about peace. Being two of the most talked-about artists in South Korea meant headlines erupted over the smallest things: outfit choices, lyrics, friendships. So dating each other? That would be media meltdown. Paparazzi whiplash. Fanbase wars. TikTok theories for months.

And so, the game of quiet glances and sneaky night drives began.

The second rule? No Instagram giveaways.

You tried. You really did.

But apparently, your fanbases had the deductive skills of MI6. You posted a blurry, romantic shot of a candlelit table at a restaurant in Hannam-dong—captioned with a simple “mood.” Three hours later, Ji-Yong uploaded a mirror selfie from the men’s room of the same place. Different angle. Same red roses in the background. Fans noticed.

Then came the Chanel event in Paris. You didn’t post photos together, of course not. But yours showed the left wing of the venue. His? The right. Same lighting. Same minute.

One fan wrote on X:

“I don’t mean to be a delulu, but G-Dragon and [Y/N] are either the best coordinated strangers on earth or they’re literally dating.”

Over 2 million likes.

And yet, both of you denied nothing, confirmed nothing. It was kind of fun, actually—this cat-and-mouse game. A private world in plain sight.

Until the Tuesday livestream.

It wasn’t even meant to be dramatic. You were at his place, in his studio, promoting your upcoming album in an easy, stripped-down way. You had tea. You wore one of his hoodies, oversized and soft, with the sleeves swallowing your hands. Fans in the comments were loving it.

> “Are you at home?”

> “No way, that’s not your studio???”

> “Why do those shelves look familiar...”

> “You and G-Dragon got the same interior designer, huh?”

You laughed it off. “I’m borrowing a friend’s space while mine gets renovated. But anyway! Track five on the album is actually—”

The door creaked.

And there he was.

G-Dragon himself, eyes sleepy, shirt untucked, running a hand through his hair as he stepped in without looking up. “Babe, did you eat—”

He froze mid-step, seeing your face. You froze too.

He blinked at the open laptop camera. “…Are you live?”

You didn’t answer fast enough.He just sighed, chuckled softly, walked over, and pressed a lazy kiss to your forehead. “Hi, guys,” he mumbled like it was no big deal—like he wasn’t one of the most recognizable people in Asia casually appearing in your frame and confirming months of fan speculation with one sleepy gesture.

The chat exploded.

> “DID HE JUST CALL YOU BABE???”

> “I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW ITTTT”

> “REPLAY BUTTON WHERE”

> “not g-dragon being boyfriend-coded omg”

> “YALL IM SHAKING”

You covered your face in embarrassment. He laughed behind you and whispered, “Should we just tell them?”

You peeked through your fingers. “I guess there’s no hiding now.

”He winked at the camera. “Hi, I’m Ji-Yong. I’ve been dating this amazing woman for a few months now. Please be kind.”

And just like that, your soft secret turned into the world’s favorite headline.

The funny thing? Neither of you regretted it.

Turns out, being seen was kind of beautiful—especially when the person beside you made everything feel like home.

CANON

Nobody really expected you and G-Dragon to fall in love.

You weren’t supposed to.

You were both titans of the industry, solo artists with global reputations, designer deals, and fanbases who practically monitored your every breath. But somewhere between mutual respect and quiet moments behind closed doors, it happened. A look across the room during an awards afterparty. A shared drink in a hidden corner of an upscale lounge. A hand brushing yours that lingered just a little too long.

And suddenly, the most powerful secret in K-pop was born.

Months of subtle glances, hushed laughter, and carefully planned getaways. You had both become masters of misdirection—separate exits, private cars, burner phones. Your DMs were a graveyard of deleted messages. But even professionals slip.It started small.

An Instagram story of you at a dimly-lit Michelin-star restaurant in Itaewon. Soft jazz playing in the background, a wine glass in your hand.

Three hours later, G-Dragon posted a selfie from the same place. Different angle. Same wine. Same jazz.

Fans caught on fast.

Reddit threads bloomed like cherry blossoms in spring. TikToks with freeze-frames and arrows pointing out identical candle placements. Some fans were rooting for you, calling you the king and queen of Korean music. Others weren’t so nice.

The theories were manageable, though. Deniable. You and Jiyong brushed it off behind closed doors, joking about it under blankets while watching reruns of Reply 1988

Then came the Chanel event.

You were invited first. Posted a picture in front of a mirrored wall in a black velvet dress, the city lights blurred behind you.

He posted later, tagging no one, but standing in front of that same mirrored wall, half-smiling in a pinstripe suit.

By then, chaos was a simmer. The media hadn't touched it yet. You thought you had time.

But then that livestream happened.

You were tired. Relaxed. Sitting in his apartment, curled up on the couch with your new album playing softly in the background. You decided to go live—nothing fancy, just chatting with fans about your inspiration and the writing process.

The living room lights were dim. You looked soft and natural in a hoodie—his hoodie.At first, everything went fine. Fans were distracted by your music updates, asking about your upcoming music video and joking about how cozy the vibe looked. Then—he came in.

Jiyong entered the room, hair messy, shirt untucked, visibly exhausted from a long day. His eyes barely registered the phone propped up. He mumbled, “Hey, baby,” and kissed the top of your head like it was the most natural thing in the world.

You froze.

The chat exploded.

"WAIT."

"IS THAT GD??"

"THEY'RE DATING???"

"Y/N LOOKS LIKE THEY WANT TO DIE"

"SOMEONE SCREEN RECORD THIS NOW"

Jiyong blinked at the camera. Slowly. "…Oh. You're live?"

You scrambled to end it. Too late. Twitter had already caught fire.

The headlines the next morning were merciless:

> “G-Dragon and [Y/N]: K-pop’s Power Couple Exposed?”

> “Dispatch Was Right: A Timeline of Their Hidden Romance”

> “YG and [Your Company] Respond to Dating Scandal”

The companies were furious.

The higher-ups called emergency meetings. Public image teams panicked.

The decision was swift, brutal, clinical: breakup. Apology videos. No exceptions.You both fought it. You begged behind closed doors. But the industry didn’t care about love. It cared about contracts, money, and optics.

You filmed the apology videos separately. Black background. Neutral clothing. Voice trembling.

You were forced to say you had made “a poor decision that caused confusion to fans.”

Jiyong was made to say he "deeply respected [you] as an artist" but that the rumors were “misunderstandings.”

You didn’t speak for a while after that. What was there to say?

But one night—weeks later—you got a text from him.

> "Same place as our first date. 11PM. Come if you want."

You went.

He was waiting at your usual booth, eyes tired but soft. You sat down silently.

After a long moment, he reached across the table, fingers brushing yours.

“I know the whole world wants us to pretend we never happened,” he said, “but I don’t think I can lie about you forever.”

You didn’t answer. You didn’t have to.

You squeezed his hand instead.

And this time, when the server brought the wine, G-Dragon pulled out his phone and snapped a photo. He posted it in real time.

And across the city, in a quiet apartment, you did the same.

Let them talk.

[gaywineauntsstuff]

saw someone say that jason is really the only one that bruce wanted and chose to adopted y’all are playing with right now

Yall Bruce’s babies are his babies even when he’s a shit parent

Like okay

I get it?

Bc Jay is like the ONLY time DC makes sure to preserve the sweetness of the Batman Robin relationship

Like yall remember prime Bruce and Dick og robin run? I don’t bc I haven’t fuckinf read comics from the 40s however I actually started reading stuff from Dicks ORIGINAL Robin run. And they’re adorable, sweet, perfect, 20000/10 (most of the time we ignore mind control and the occasional Talia beef it’s fine)

I finally get good dad Bruce’s Wayne truthers

HOWEVER c o m m a

WHAT I READ WAYYYY B4 THE OG BATMAN AND ROBIN

WAS BATMAN AND ROBIN ALL STAR.

Like????? Be so fr with me you’re gonna sit here and tell me that the pedophilic, weird, abusive Batman just fully and truly exists???? (Listen maybe my media literacy is ass but I read that comic at 14 and I felt so uncomfortable)

Ew

Or like

YALL REMEMBER TIM ANF BRUCE??? THE ANIMATED SERIES?? TIMS ROBIN RUN? ADORKABLE

They were perfect

But DC??? For angst reasons

WILL RUIN TIM AND DICK SND DAMIANS RELATIONSHIP WITH BRUCE A BILLION TIMES

- Dick being fired instead of outgrowing Robin

- Bruce HITTING HIM

- TIMS WHOLE ASS 16TH BIRTHDAY

and like about 5billion ooc bits of nonsense my Bruce Wayne would never

Ever

But Jason?

Well?

His relationship with Bruce is currently awful so the only way to make it even more ouchhhhh is to make it so that they had the perfect Batman Robin relationship (which they did not but like we move)

Right so all the current comics when showing a Jaybin Robin scene just make it tooth rottingly sweet so we all sit there and go

Awww poor Jay Jay my son (but truly poor jayjay I love him)

ANYWAY

It sucks bc?? It does end up coming off like Bruce was a father to Jason and a drill sergeant to everyone else.

- hence why the Dick Grayson is a better parent than Bruce Wayne - tag exists

But like

It’s canon that Bruce literally had empty nest syndrome after Dick left. Bro was sad and missed his small bouncy blue eyed son so he got another one. He also loved this other one and this other one was not a replacement child but like. Empty nest syndrome is 100% the reason that he went and saw small, vaguely Grayson shaped baby must have.

Tim?

That’s his BABY

HAVE YALL SEEN HOW HE HOLDS TIM??? BE SO FR WITH ME IF YOU DONT THINK THERE WAS AFFECTIONATE IN THERE

And DAMIAN COME ON YALL IK WE ALL LOVE DICK AND DAMIAN FATHERSONISMS BUT LIKE BRUCE IS LIKE A DAD WHO LOVES HIS WEIRD SON VERY VERY MUCH.

Is okay

But like I do get where they’re coming from

I just think they’re wrong

The same way that like I fundamentally disagree with the Dick is an idiot Grayson truthers however, we had new 52 (a Dick who barely knew Donna is bound to be new levels of idiot) and rebirth (lobotomized male feminist Grayson) like yeah if that’s all you’ve read of him??? No shit you’re not gonna think he’s all that bright

It’s the same way I see fans of both of these nightwing runs giving Watters run shit bc “oh is everyone praising this run but Nightwing doesn’t have to be blue Jason Todd” bc he hates cops, is kinder to criminals and is generally more calculating/ broody than the last decade of Nightwing

Like the content is definitely leaning people in a certain way.

Bc lowkey dc babes I love you

But like? wtf is happening

Anyway I’m not judging the fans unless they get in my face about it. I see where they’re coming from but I think it’s a combo of fanons love of violent exaggeration (think oh Damian cut Tim’s line for no reason, Dick threw Jason in Arkham, Dick being fragile and meek) + a writing choice that appeals more to short form angst than for long term character cohesion

Anyway sorry for the rant that’s my two cents on it

[azaharinflames]

Okay but like-

The wildest takes I've seen in this episode—negative takes at that—are so laughable, I'm sorry.

Of course, these criticisms come from that side of the fandom, which we had been expecting anyway, so it's not like it surprises me. I fully expected them to hate this episode once they saw GayEddie wasn't happening, and neither was Buddie.

But the criticisms are getting to me, to the point where I find them funny.

-'Why are Tommy and Eddie acting like they're friends?' / 'Why were they 'teaming up'?'- because they are, babes. That was established as early as 704, pre-BuckTommy going canon. They get along. They have a sort of similar humor and the same skepticism. And this is good, because for the first time we have a romantic partner of Buck's getting along with his best friend and seamlessly fitting into his world. But you hate that idea, sorry, I forgot.

-'For a moment I thought it was gonna be revealed Tommy was cheating on Buck with Eddie' / 'This is foreshadowing on Buck finding out Tommy first fell for Eddie'- based on what, exactly? I'm sorry, do you think your partner getting along with your friends means they are cheating on you? My God what an insanely toxic mindset. Imagine your boyfriend teasing you with your best friend, what a crime. And also, again with the whole 'Tommy couldn't get Eddie, so he settled for Buck' - dude. dude. Tommy slept on a couch to be close to Buck in case he needed it. He listened to him and took him as seriously as possible without enabling him when Eddie couldn't have cared less. Hell, Tommy dressed up for a mummy's funeral. You don't do that for someone you're 'settling for'. Wtf.

-'Tommy and Eddie were getting along better than Tommy and Buck' - I am sensing a pattern, and it is already exhausting. But also- no. They were not 'getting better'. They were the realists opposite Buck's more dreamer personality. They are skeptical people who were trying to find the logical explanation for what was happening to him - to make him feel better and not as worried. But to say they have a better relationship than Buck and Tommy based on that is wild. Especially after the end monologue.

-'Episode was overhyped and not all that' - well, I'm sorry you hate fun (sans Denny's accident, because 911 will not let the Wilsons breathe, it seems). 805 was a genuinely great episode, and honestly, the kind of episode 911 had been missing for a long time, yet exactly what they needed.

And last, and my favorite I gotta say:

-'The characters felt ooc' - they did not. They were very much themselves in canon. But this is what happens when you watch the show through shipper-goggles and refuse to see it for what it is. But this is our canon Eddie, not the eternal savior fanon version of him that you created. This is our canon Buck, not the dumb fanon version of him. And this is our canon Tommy, not the monster fanon that you've grossly created. It's so funny to me because in this ep everyone felt so much like themself, yet they claim that isn't the case just because Eddie wasn't defending Buck (against Tommy, apparently, but for no real reason), Buck was involving Tommy in his spiraling rather than Eddie, and Tommy was being the supportive partner Buck has deserved all along.

Long story short: the episode fucking slapped. And it's a shame that some people won't let themselves enjoy it for what it is.

[sparkly-sediment]

tf2 headcanon nsfw

tw butts and stuff

eats pussy:

Medic

He’s methodical about it and def gets pleasure from the results of his work rather than the work itself

The voices say he licks more than sucks

Works in intervals like an athlete. Devours then savors, chugs then sips

Might nip at the inside of your thighs tho

preferences lean more towards bush as he always loves a challenge.

If you had a really big bush he would casually floss with it like “oh hold on I have something in my teeth” and then keep going

Uses his knowledge of pressure points for evil and maintains rigid German eye contact throughout I fear

Solid 8/10 but if you don’t like the freaky shit he says or are autistic (so dislike the eye contact) 6-7/10 but always messier than Spy

Spit dripping legs shaking

Spy

He’s pretty good at it but if you aren’t madly in love with him it feels kinda icky

JUST HIS VIBE. HIS CANON VIBE. I DON’T WANT THAT NEAR MY 🐱

fanon vibe tho 😏

His mouth is so dry and it’s clear he learned this as a business venture

Eats in the slow way brother cherishes a build up and edging perhaps

Very smug about it definitely condscending and if you like the teasing vibe then great!! But it will be there regardless he’s just like that 😔

Takes it very seriously though. He is on a mission and it will not be complete until you finish minimum of twice

Some emotional distance afterwards. Aftercare really isn’t a priority and if you hang out after he immediately smokes a cigarette and responds in grunts

6/10 score brought down by low emotional availability ty

Unless you’re Scout’s mom then 10/10 woman will see god and it will look like her man

sniper

Love is a sacrament best taken kneeling

Devours you like a madman left to starve in the bush. The type of shit to give you flashbacks during dinner. Sitting at the table and suddenly you have to breathe and crane your neck 😩

Also enjoys a bush but prefers you to be most comfortable with it + shaved pussy he will engulf

Frantic? Starts off wide and exploratory but then locks in and he’s holding your legs open and going wild

He’ll finger you during which is definitely a nice touch, but tbh he’s good enough it isn’t even necessary

Thinks making out after is hot and is good with aftercare. He wants it too because unlike some people *COUGH HACK* he wants to feel that connection

Definitely into being a bit dominant but honestly? Pet his hair and tell him how good it feels and you’re bound for life

9/10 I think he may he awkward before.

Like when you have food and someone else starts staring like “why are you looking at me like that” but in this situation you are the food

He has a hard time approaching the subject at first and will probably just ask if he can go down on you without much prior romancing

He has an anxiety disorder 💔 but that’s the only disordered function 😏

will hold hands during

Heavy

You will see celestial beings during and after

First off, Heavy absolutely eats pussy, though his partners are typically men. He does Not care what the grooming is because if you’re at the point he wants to do this to you it will be DONE

He’s grown he don’t give a fuck

Takes eat literally lmao look how big his mouth is!!! Half the reason it’s so grand is the size of his tongue 👅 😛

Heavy is more sensitive than the others. More nurturing. He likes pleasing a woman and by god does he know how to do it

Very rare for someone to unlock this event though and he has to be kneeling on the ground with you on a bed or something because of how tall he is

Don’t make him hang off the bed babe he’s 6’5

8/10 (thick man fingers aren’t always hot)

Engineer

You know how sometimes after you cum you’ll have period cramps? Or that uncomfortable squeeze? I feel like after oral from him you’d get that. Just a premalition

It’s good. It’s decent. Not every man is a sex god but as long as you communicate with your partner and genuinely try it’s gonna be okay

He’s so into himself omg so the more vocal you are the better he thinks he’s doing ie. the better he feels

Spit. Slurp. All that ooey gooey pleasurable but nasty shit. Not to kink shame girl I would be into it too but you would definitely have to go clean up with a wet washcloth minimum

I feel like he’s REALLY good at fingering like exceptionally so. He’ll find the spot that makes you gasp and writhe and work it!!

The sensitive hands of an empath 😌

Head game not strong tho 😔

5/10 depending on his mood

7/10 if he’s drunk

Demo

The best of them all?

Demo listens really well. He wants to you enjoy yourself just as much as he does, and he knows he’s about to have a great fucking time

All over the place. Squeezes your boobs and suckles. So good. Too good. You become slightly weirded out by how well he latches but before you dislike it he moves on

His hands roam while he goes down on you and he’ll give your hand a reassuring squeeze on occasion

Panting against your inner thigh and locks in

Uses his hands during and will sink up the curl of his fingers with his tongue

You will smell a little yeasty from all the beer on his breath 😬 always go pee after sex, but if any part of him touches your vagina, you need to pH balance immediately

You’ll be walking funny 😩😩😩 enjoys hanging out after. He needs emotional security too!

His favorite activity after is to lay together and drink ❤️

10/10

Doesn’t eat pussy:

Scout

HEAR ME OUT. he doesn’t want to

Kinda guy to keep his macaroni salad separate from his meat. Doesn’t mix foods, doesn’t eat pussy, and is barely literate

It’s a hard life out here

Scout definitely has potential but it just isn’t fully realized. Very much going to be whipped into shape by his first serious girlfriend and he will be grateful for it!!

Wants to be a macho sex guy making the gals scream and tweak, but he simply is not

Fool in an endearing way so maybe he’d try if you asked and lick your thigh for a second

Pokes the labia major with his tongue thrice and goes “Heh, did you cum? “

You didn’t.

Pyro

In my head, they are not freaking

Thank you 🙏🏻

Unknown

Soldier

He might. There’s something wrong with him but he might

Either eats pussy like a rabid animal OR thinks it’s gross (also thinks blowjobs are gross I just know it would go both ways) hands are okay though

Tbh I don’t think you’d want him to eat you out 😭

Does the head things where he shakes like he’s in a watermelon eating contest

[assiraphales]

I think one of the reasons I’ve taken a more hands off approach to being in the good omens fandom is because I genuinely can’t stand a large majority of the discourse. and I love discourse! but so much of it is based on fanon evidence, not canon evidence, and some of it is so borderline entitled. ‘it’s not enough!!!! azira and crowley kissing isn’t enough!!!!’ sorry two canonically non-binary entities being in canonical love isn’t good enough? ‘aziraphale was acting ooc!!!! why did he choose heaven’ I am sorry u don’t have enough media literacy to see the provided evidence where he’s clearly weighed down by THOUSANDS of years of religious devotion and trauma. ‘crowley is a little meow meow who did nothing wrong’ babe look me in the eyes. he’s at fault too. azira and crowley have a messy relationship riddled with miscommunication. one attempt at sharing his feelings doesn’t fix that. ‘it’s to angsty!! they should have ended up together’ for the love of god it’s a three part arc. of course there’s going to be angst. this isn’t a fanfic. stop acting like it’s a fanfic!!

[liesineyes]

Pit Babe Episode 11 thoughts,

- Honestly, I hate how messy the writing is at so many places, and absolutely hate that if I start talking about everything, it feels like I am whining but that being said, they absolutely served me with the amnesia plot and KimKenta crumbs.

- Also, Alan, fuck you. I can't believe he did that to Charlie,

- I also find it hilarious that they keep asking Babe when it comes to decisions regarding Charlie's body. Charlie needs to be injected with Tony's test tube son's blood but they need Babe's consent for that?. Does that make any sense or is it just me?

- Poor Kim, we getting fanon going canon, like the script writers are on ao3 or what? Lol. But at least they are serving me.

- I almost forgave Alan when he included Kenta in the deal but nope. I don't trust Alan anymore, what if he is the one who tells Charlie about Tony being Babe's dad or tells Tony about Charlie's memory loss? I swear if he is the reason Tony got to Babe!😭

- Also can we talk about the future flashes Charlie got? what was that?

- Next episode; Kenta electrocuted .... I mean, 🥹

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

The cure t state of this fandom (*cough cough, post atyd) makes me sad and this fandom mainly doesnt vring me joy anymore (except for ur blog) now the only thing that makes me stay or interact is regulus being a loser truthers, Sirius black in general (canon nor fanon) and my newest obsession: Fem! Marauders (like whole genderbend of everyone!!!) Do u have any hcs?? My personal faves are short haired Sirius, crazy long hair remus, fem jock James (like playing sports in mini skirts and stuff), peter in cute floral cardigans that she crocheted, transfem regulus (who's sirius's loser little sister) maxi skirt goth sev and sm more!!!! Uf love to hear your ideas ♡

HELP yes yes yes anon ily these are ? so cute ? i love this sm !!! dream ask. um the before is all very very true too like FUCK FANON & loser regulus is the only regulus

fem sirius my bbygirl i LOVE HER !!!! yes yes yes but (much like male sirius) i hc her to have super long hair (hip length) till like she runs away and is at james' place where she gets a buzzcut (mommy issues) and like yes. she keeps it super cropped and CLOTHES !!! she has all clothes . she will show up to get coffee with you in a floor length gown. "i had it lying around :/". babe how do simply you have that lying around. but like grr i do love her in formal wear, not a lot of revealing clothing but like very hot yk. im thinking lots of purples. dark dark purples that almost look like black. also im getting a strong vivienne westwood vibe. oh and jewellery !!! silver girly (obv). statement rings !!!!! she's also very pierced like full ears lip eyebrow nose or septum idk naval maybe nipples when shes older . as for make up its like. dark lipstick w nothing else or dark eye make up w nothing else. i cant decide. 2492 tattoos.

REMUS !!! LUPIN !!! IS !!! WHIMSIGOTH !!! but not purples and blacks. greens and browns. brown leather shoes . long long skirts. she has a skirt collection. its insane. it would be a rare sight to see her in a pants. lots of layering, too !!! she runs cold and will wear 3 shirts and 3 skirts . they all look ugly but once she puts them on its gorgeous. ALSO JEWELLERY !!!!!!!!!!!! she has so much jewelry. accessories in general. she is knee deep in poverty and it because she has 4927 belts and bags and necklaces and rings and bracelets and earrings and body jewelry. not any piercings except her basic ear piercing, though. (shes scared of needles). ALSO HER W CRAZY LONG HAIR ?? yum. delicious. she has like curly hair (2b/2c) and its frizzy because she never takes care of it and its REALLY long like goes to her waist and to her knees when straightened and its like freaky. she doesnt like straightening her hair because she likes the crazy witch look. i love this. also she has moles. idk if male remus does but female remus lupin does and i know this because i kiss them every night before i go to bed.

fem jock james fem jock james fem jock james. shed bedazzle her quidditch jerseys (her mom would) (she can't sow) and wear tiny shorts for reasons that are Definitely Not Slutty. also !! she wears sarees . all the time. and you can see her abs and her BICEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and she has like short curly hair and wears big winged eyeliner and LOVES highlighter like she is SHINING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nude lipsticks w brown lipliner and KOHL !!! and male james has this too but important to mention dimples!! oh and piercings. a few on her ears (her first non-lobe one was in solidarity with sirius since sirius was doing it at james' place and was scared, but after they fucked around a little james really wanted a few more !!!) and a nose piercing . maybe a naval piercing once she's out of hogwarts. and ACNE SCARS AHHHH JAMES POTTERS ACNE SCARS IM GAY . also she also dresses like a homeless man. as in shell come in one day with a cute pink saree and her make up done and the next day in clothes that look like they belong to hagrid (size wise) or a raccoon (aesthetic wise). and um she may have a lot of clothes but what youll find her in most often is sweatpants and a SLUTTY tank top. (and spiderman sandals)

peter is fluctuates between romantic goth and cottage core. what unites her? corsets. she wears corsets. she will wear them 24/7 if she could (remus reminds her to not wear them too long!). she loves dramatic sleeves and hair accessories. im thinking mid-backish but she she curls them often so they sit a bit below her shoulders. hair accessories shes a sucker for flowers, dried or fresh depending on the aesthetic. also !! flared jeans. made for her. flared jeans with embroidery and she has all her friends' initials or like a moon and antlers and a paw print yk for her girlss !! ALSO very good at make up. eye make up in particular. she taught sirius how to do her make up and before peter got into goth culture herself shed dress sirius up ("i am not your dress up doll!" "but youre pretty like one" "STOP TRYING TO WOO ME!!!!"). fake freckles because hers fade in the winter. bangs era never faded.

LOSER REGULUS YUMMY. copied every single outfit sirius wore for like YEARS till sirius screamed and cried and hit her. parents thought her want to wear feminine clothing was because she wanted to be like her sister. shes also very formal but, like, less slutty form fitting clothes + no piercings. make up is always immaculate. still steals sirius' clothes but is more subtle about it. screams when there is one (1) possibility that she may get a stain on her. hair is almost always up in a lose bun w some face framing. mascara blindness lowkey.

you raise me goth severus i raise you specifically 1920s inspired goth severus. pin straight hair that falls over her shoulders (does not grow further no matter what she does) (though honestly she hasnt done much). wears only black (shes dedicated). flapper dresses but to her ankles. flats or t-shaped heels. is naturally pale and makes herself lighter with make up so her black black lipstick stands out. she has naturally thin lips so she tries overlining for a while (epic fail!!). her eye make up is never as intricate as she hopes but then she finds out the beauty of VIELS and wears one always. lace headpieces she spends hours on, learning from her mother or lily, and shes so fucking proud of them yk. very intricate beading on her dresses!!! she does half them herself, she guys her dresses matt and makes cool designs on them (or at least she plans to, most of them ending up resembling lilies). long gloves !!! her hands are fucked from her potion work and writing and she adores long gloves.

i love these sm please 29484 more fun asks

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Ik this has been said b4 multiple times but the am of misogyny in this fandom will litr be the death of me one day btw.."tonks transorms into sirius for remus!!" "Lily hermione are just self inserts and mary sues" "marlene is a female sirius black !!" "Unpopular opinion but lily is kinda annoying...but also shes a hot babe badass mom friend baddie who um who um who who um" "au where rosekiller raise neville, wolfstar raise ted and jegulus raise harry! But its ok lily gets w pandora and they have sm fun being mom friend hot babes tghtr !!" "i acc hate tonks a bit for getting in the way of wolfstar LOL dont hate me 💀💀" "regulus is such a sad boy and so interesting and so me sigh ik hes like a litr murderer and im not justifying that but hes so 🥺🥺 but andromeda barely did anything and i highly dislike her for not fighting in the war" sorry but imo they ship all the females characters tghtr so they can get away w pushing them to the side and not giving them any xtics or personalities so they can play w their favr male characters (who arent even recognizable as tneir canon selves bc ppl rather add 456788999 'hcs' than explore the characters that are alrdy there (bc theyre women)) sirius is so annoying once they made him feminine. "I love the slytherin skittles evan barty regulus and the mom friends ..doris and um. Piper??" "Lily is an evil bitch for marrying potter but snape didnt do anything when he bullied kids as an adult for yrs" "dracos situation makes me so sad...hermione was an absolute bitch tho lolll like girl nbdy gaf u had to leave ur family and obliviate them so you can fight a war thats litr being done against you for the pure reason youre muggleborn and you were called slurs at like. 12" shut up shut up omigoddd the fanoners and the snape wives and even the canon truthers all have one thing in common and it's their (sometimes not so) subtle hatred of women.

[cyberluvzu]

I don't know if you will want to do it, but can you make headcanons of Ben Drowned? (The fanon version of him, not the canon where he is a child 💀)

I've been seeing some of your headcanons and I loved how you write !! (This is my first request, I don't even know if I'm doing it right ✋😭)

That's it have a great day <3

BEN DROWNED HEADCANONS

AJJGSKSHSK THANK YOU SM ILY. ALSO I ABSOLUTELY LOVE BEN SMSMSMSMMS. You're literally so nice I'm sobbing. I ALSO WASN'T SURE IF YOU MEANT GENERAL OR ROMANTIC HEADCANONS. YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY TOO :3 <3!!!!!! MWAH MWAH MWAHHHHHH!!!!

(I also had to edit this while it was posted bc I accidentally clicked post 😭😭)

General Headcanons

- Pothead

- LMAO SORRY

- But he would probably smoke weed here and there

- Hungry when he's high

- I also like to think that he has longer hair, just long enough to be put in a pony tail

- He mostly keeps his hair up

- Would probably dress more comfy if he's just relaxing at home

- Video game shirts, basketball shorts, sweatpants, PJ pants

- If he has to like actually get dressed for any reason he would just wear something comfortable but not exactly pajamas

- More like baggy clothes, y'know?

- Buys dumb shit with his money

- "Oh look a bag of mini plastic ducks"

- "I NEED IT"

- Likes to hack games, but when other people do it he gets mad

- He takes it as a challenge and pops through that person's screen to absolutely terrify them

- He thinks it's hilarious

- Going off of that, he LOVES to scare people

- Specifically likes when people have over the top reactions to it because he thinks it's the funniest shit ever

- Would definitely watch those 2 hour long YouTube video essays on a topic he's never heard of

- Frequently falls down YouTube rabbit holes because of it too

- Also knows random facts about obscure topics because of that

- Takes GREAT care of his PC

- It's in absolutely top notch condition

- I like to think that he's not THAT messy like some people see him as

- More of a "I'll put everything in separate piles" messy

- Surprising clean-ish room

- Loves brain rot

- In like an ironic way though

Romantic

- Let's you play with his hair

- Loves the feeling of your nails scratching his scalp

- Gives you dumb pet names

- Will absolutely call you the most cheesy, diabolical pet name and act like it's normal

- LOVESSS taking naps with you

- Like genuinely adores it

- Also really likes nose kisses

- You kiss him on the nose

- He's all yours

- ALSOOOO WOULD DEFINITELY WAKE YOU UP TO PLAY GAMES WITH YOU

- "Babe can we play Minecraft"

- "It's 3am, Ben"

- He loves you and wants to play with you

- He would definitely do most of the hard work (cheat)

- Makes sure you have the best items in games

- Loves when you wrap around him

- Big fan of hugs, especially yours

- He loves how you feel and smell

- NOT IN A WEIRD WAY 😭

- He just really likes you

- Will absolutely flirt with you in the stupidest ways possible

- Tries to pay attention to you, but if he's distracted by a game, you'll lose his full attention for a couple of hours

- He will eventually remember that he has a partner and will go bother you

- HE LOVESSS TO ANNOY YOU

- Will poke you when he wants attention or needs something from you

- Has a shit eating grin on his face the whole time

- If you get upset at him he'll fake being overdramatically upset just to make you laugh

- Loves seeing you giggle, laugh, or smile

- He would definitely let you borrow his clothes

- He thinks you're the cutest thing ever in his clothes

- Looks forward to getting into bed with you and talking about a new game he started, his day, or just about anything

- He's sweet, but can also be a complete dick

- IN LIKE A JOKING WAY

- He wouldn't really be mean to you

- Just annoying

- He's secretly hoping you kiss him to shut him up

- Would buy you and him matching jewelry

- Your name in his phone would probably be "player 1"

- Or something cheesy like that

- He loves being cringey and cheesy with you

- He's just really comfortable around you and loves you

- Sometimes he might not know how to express it because of how extreme it feels

- But he does get the point across eventually

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HELLO!!! So basically I didn't proof read this for shit 😭. BUTTTTT that's bc I accidentally hit post when I wasn't ready. BUT I HOPED Y'ALL ENJOYED, SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN POSTING AS MUCH!!!!! MWAHHHHH!!!!

[starrylayle]

Hello starry ✨

What are some worst fandom takes you have seen?

What kind of fic would you write to "shithead Regulus Black" fest?

Most importantantly, what is going on in the greyhart universe right now???

Hey bat!! Sorry for the late reply I’ve been so busy lately. I'm literally so embarrassed it’s been over a month never gonna ask for asks again byeeee

Anywaysssss, u always ask the me the most self indulgent asks tho so thank u so much 🫡🫡

Worst Fandom Takes I've Seen:

Damn this is difficult. there are so many shit takes floating around hmmmm let's start with the easy ones.

Twinkification of sirius black. ranted about this on my blog already so i'll keep it short. it sucks. also fun fact, i used to be a total marauders fanon fan until the butchering of sirius' character (+ the rise of jegulus). So really, it was just sirius’ character assassination that made question fanon marauders. Remus fanonization hasn’t bothered me till quite recently lol.

That sirius and Remus are soulmates. Like they’re literally my otp,, but they’re not perfect for each other I’m sorry. They’re probably better with other people (Dni remadora stans tho). Buuuut, that’s part of the reason I like them so much!! Because they’re so shit for each other. People who say their soulmates often sugarcoat their relationship and get mad when ‘actual’ wolfstar depict them as ‘toxic’

Regulus was forced into being a death eater by friends and family. Bffr that boy had a Voldemort mood board. His parents were probably more concerned for him lmaoo

‘James Potter is the sun’. Babes that man was an arsehole 💅🏼💅🏼. If he’s the sun then that’s because he thinks so highly of himself not because he’s a sunshine loll

‘All the marauder’s characters must be white becoz poc didn’t exist in the seventies and our saviour jkr said so’ bffr 🙄🙄

‘Remus would bully james and sirius’ or ‘Remus was the smartest’ or ‘Remus was a roadman/skinhead’ or ‘Remus had abs’ or….

‘Blah blah *extreme terf rhetoric* blah blah

What kind of fic I would write for the ‘shit head regulus black fest’

Hmm idk. Can’t imagine writing about reggie. Well if this is specifically about reg being a shithead than maybe I’d write about all the awful things he’d said about sirius before sirius ran away or smth.

Greyhart shenanigans

Oh they’re going great. No lube no protection and all that. Mysteriously tho, every one of lockhart’s book seems to feature a hot buff werewolf character. Fans are starting to ship them and thus the omegaverse in the hp universe was born 😇

[jackoshadows]

Why not? thought Jon. They are all convinced she is a princess. Val looked the part and rode as if she had been born on horseback. A warrior princess, he decided, not some willowy creature who sits up in a tower, brushing her hair and waiting for some knight to rescue her. - Jon, ADwD

What Jon is actually scoffing at here is the naivete and idealism of the songs of Westeros about chivalry and knights - which is pretty standard stuff for a pragmatic character like him. No Florian the fool from the songs is going to come rescue Val. And ADwD ends with the giant actually slaying the knight trying to take the princess from the tower! Talk about subverting tropes!

Jon is not scoffing at the 'princess in the tower ' but the willowy creature brushing her hair and waiting for some knight to come rescue her.

Jon is not mocking his own mother, Lyanna Stark, or her circumstances. From everything we know of Lyanna Stark, she fits the description of the 'warrior princess' that Jon is referring to. From the little bits and pieces we get of Lyanna it's a certainty that if she were imprisoned somewhere, she would be trying her very best to escape instead of believing in some knight from the songs.

Because, you know what? Like her son, Lyanna was brutally pragmatic as well.

The mirth curdled on Robert's face. "The woman tried to forbid me to fight in the melee. She's sulking in the castle now, damn her. Your sister would never have shamed me like that." "You never knew Lyanna as I did, Robert," Ned told him. "You saw her beauty, but not the iron underneath. She would have told you that you have no business in the melee." - Eddard, AGoT

"Robert will never keep to one bed," Lyanna had told him at Winterfell, on the night long ago when their father had promised her hand to the young Lord of Storm's End. "I hear he has gotten a child on some girl in the Vale." Ned had held the babe in his arms; he could scarcely deny her, nor would he lie to his sister, but he had assured her that what Robert did before their betrothal was of no matter, that he was a good man and true who would love her with all his heart. Lyanna had only smiled. "Love is sweet, dearest Ned, but it cannot change a man's nature." - Eddard, AGoT

This idea that Jon's statement is irony considering his own mother at the TOJ also stems from the fanon that Lyanna was imprisoned by Rhaegar and the KG in the Tower of Joy and waiting for Ned to rescue her.

The higher likelihood is that the TOJ was where a pregnant Lyanna took refuge during Robert's Rebellion, safeguarded by the KG.

By the time Ned gets to the TOJ, the rebels had brutally murdered Rhaegar's children and wife and Ned was still Robert Baratheon's right hand man. If the KG fought with Ned and his men, there can be more reasons than just that they were holding Lyanna prisoner. We don't know the circumstances of what actually went down at the TOJ, why Lyanna was there and what happened when Ned got there.

So, no. Jon Snow is not scoffing at his mother Lyanna who, from everything we know of her, was not someone waiting for a knight to come rescue her.

At no point does cynical Jon Snow expect Val to save herself or be in charge of her own escape. After all, she is still a prisoner of sorts and later, a refugee at the Wall. What he is appreciating is the attempt. That Val is not sitting around trusting that someone is going to get her out. There is no one and Jon cannot help her. And yet she tries. That is what he admires.

Just like with Alys Karstark who comes to him for help in escaping the clutches of her uncle. What he admires is her bravery in the actions she takes to gain back power.

Arianne Martell's chapter is literally titled 'Princess in the tower' and no knight comes to save her either while the pragmatic and cunning Arianne attempts to use the serving girls to get a message out to her confidantes while agonizing over what is going on. It does not succeed but she still tries.

And like Jon Snow scoffing at the songs of knights rescuing ladies, Arya similarly mocks the songs of ladies throwing themselves off towers because their prince is dead.

He is a man of the Night's Watch, she thought, as he sang about some stupid lady throwing herself off some stupid tower because her stupid prince was dead. The lady should go kill the ones who killed her prince. -AFFC, Cat of the Canals

What's the point in killing oneself rather than seeking justice for the death of a loved one?

Speaking of Arya, nowhere is this more evident than with Jon's attempts at saving Arya Stark. In ADwD 'Arya Stark' is literally a princess in the tower. For the Northern rebels fighting to overthrow the Boltons and consider Robb Stark to be their king, according to GRRM's World of Ice and Fire app (the official app guide to ASOIAF), Bran and Rickon are princes and Arya is a princess.

From Jon Snow's perspective Arya is held prisoner in Winterfell by Ramsay and while he knows Arya fights back, he also knows there's no chance for Arya to win.

He'd had Mikken make a sword for Arya once, a bravo's blade, made small to fit her hand. Needle. He wondered if she still had it. Stick them with the pointy end, he'd told her, but if she tried to stick the Bastard, it could mean her life. - Jon, ADwD

Like Lyanna before her, Arya is a warrior princess and yet Jon Snow also knows that it's going to be hard for Arya to successfully get to him at the Wall. Which is why he attempts twice to help her - once by sending Mance to go get her and the second time when he breaks his sworn oaths and rallies the Freefolk to attack the Warden of the North. Jon is not expecting Arya to successfully execute her own escape from the powerful Boltons. He is not mocking Arya or Lyanna for being princesses in a tower.

And Jon's mockery of the naivete and idealism is not entirely wrong as we see from Sansa's story. Sansa, who naively gets taken in by Dontos and entrusts information to him because she equates him to the Florian of the songs and thinks he is there to save her.

Come to the godswood tonight, if you want to go home. Sansa had prayed so hard. Could this be her answer at last, a true knight sent to save her? "Florian," Sansa whispered. A shiver went through her. "Sweet lady, I would be your Florian," Dontos said humbly, falling to his knees before her. Nodding, Sansa took a step . . . then spun back, nervous, and softly laid a kiss on his cheek, her eyes closed. "My Florian," she whispered. "The gods heard my prayer." She flew along the river walk, past the small kitchen, and through the pig yard, her hurried footsteps lost beneath the squealing of the hogs in their pens. Home, she thought, home, he is going to take me home, he'll keep me safe, my Florian. The songs about Florian and Jonquil were her very favorites. Florian was homely too, though not so old. - Sansa, ACoK

This naivete is exactly what Jon Snow is calling out. He's not mocking the likes of Arya or Lyanna who are pragmatic types and who take action to correct wrongs rather than believing in a sexist code of chivalry. From Lyanna disguised as the knight of the laughing tree (Because Westorosi sexism means she would be mocked, scorned and chided for being a knight - look at the mockery Brienne is exposed to) and helping Howland Reed to Arya stepping in to help Mycah to Brienne stepping in to help at the inn at the crossroads is what is actually true chivalry.

Brienne is no knight and yet it is she who is attempting to rescue Sansa Stark, not some knight from the songs. It's Brienne who exemplifies what being a knight is despite not being a knight from Sansa's songs.

It's fandom that valorizes and equates the 'princess in a tower' to certain female characters and upholding some notion of traditional femininity inspiring chivalry or some such nonsense when the books themselves don't make this distinction and never has.

Like this popular post:

Now, I agree that Sansa, Jeyne and Gilly do push the Hound, Theon and Sam to help them (Though Sam has always been a helpful type of person and Theon's arc is equally about his growth and interaction with the spearwives rather than simply Jeyne inspiring chivarly in him)

However why are Sansa, Jeyne and Gilly labelled 'princess in the tower' characters? Sansa and Jeyne are prisoners certainly. But so are many other characters. Theon is a prisoner. Is he a 'prince in a tower'?

Arianne's chapter is labelled 'The princess in the tower' because she is literally imprisoned in the Spear Tower. Val is first placed in the King's Tower and later Hardin's Tower.

How is Gilly a 'Princess in the tower' type character? Because she needs help? Because she does not fight with a weapon? Gilly and Sansa have nothing at all in common. Her childhood was different, her experiences are different and her journey is different.

"As you command, my lady." A spasm of anger flashed across Gilly's face. "Don't you call me that. I'm a mother, not a lady. I'm Craster's wife and Craster's daughter, and a mother." - Sam, AFfC

ADwD has entire mountain clans and Northern houses marching in the worst winter storms and expecting to die fighting against the Boltons - for princess Arya Stark!! The Lord Commander broke sworn oaths that have held for thousands of years for Arya Stark! What is that if not Arya inspiring hope, heroism, courage and chivalry?

Can we not label Arya Stark a 'princess in the tower' character who inspires the Lord Commander to save her despite heretofore not being willing to break oaths for anyone else, including Ygritte whom he loved?

And yet she is not included with Sansa, Jeyne and Gilly because she does not fit into their idea of 'uwu soft female characters' inspiring chivalry and hope. Daenerys inspires thousands of freed slaves to fight for her. One handed Jaime - one of the most selfish characters in the books - goes back and jumps into a bear pit to save Brienne, risking his life and freedom for her.

At it's core the book is only critiquing sexist and idealistic notions of knightly chivalry with it's 'waiting for some knight to rescue them'. Lyanna, Arya, Sansa, Jeyne, Gilly, Theon, Dany, Tyrion, Jon, Sam all need help to survive, they all struggle, they all have their vulnerabilities and they all inspire others to help them.

[mintytealfox]

Hi! I'm super new to IDV and keep seeing a lot of art (official and fan) with Fools Gold and Alice! I love it all, but I was wondering is there a canon or fanon reason for their connection, or is it just a ship that developed based on their personalities? :)

EEYYYYYY~ I would LOVE for nortalice to be canon but I will be shocked if they make any coupling canon outside of psychologist (Ada Mesmer) and patient (Emil) and if they throw in Geisha's husbando and AKA mostly those who were already coupled before the manor games~

But I personally think there is potential there~ the Da Capo game (the one they are concentrating on in the main story) heavily leans on the Greek Lore of Orpheus and Eurydice~ with the cast consisting of The confirmed roles are these two: Orpheus: Novelist Eurydice: Alice/Journalist then the potential roles are as follows: Hades: Norton/Prospector/Fool's Gold Persephone: Melly/Entomologist not sure where Frederick goes, he will probably throw a wrench into this entire thing LOL

EDIT: So technically Melly and Norton could fall for each other cause of Hades and Persephone (I wouldn't be opposed to that either honestly cause that ship is my second love LOL I don't necessarily see them as romantic but I wouldn't be upset if they got together cause of the hades and persephone thing. plus whenever they are in anything together they are constantly memeing on the other and trying to get ahead at the cost of the other loool so I think they meme on each other a little too much for things to get romantical lol but who knows they could prove me wrong one day)

BUT WE AREN'T HERE TALKING ABOUT NORTMELLY RIGHT NOW LOL right now is NORTALICE TIME LOL

but I love em cause of their personalities and I feel like they would balance each other pretty well~

for example, Alice with her OCD would be calmed by Norton's matter of fact and 'it will be fine just work hard' view on things. ((that is what helps me with my OCD anyways lol is someone I trust taking my hands and saying its fine) I have an entire post about hand movements and I went into how Norton's movements are quick and precises and deliberate and Alice would need that for grounding 👀 While Norton needs a gentle touch cause that would be so unfamiliar to him that it would make him stop in his tracks I think~)) ANYWAY OFF TOPIC

Then vice versa with Norton and his gloom view on the world and Alice comes in with optimism and cheery-ness lol. She will protect her lil grumpy people LOL

Alice 👇 Norton👇

So I guess to answer your question, its definitely on their personalities and completely based on potential~ The potential and nuance is there with what we know about them so far and there is the hope that Norton will turncoat in the story, with Melly convincing him to help her save Alice 👏👏 I just like adding the little bit of spice of 'you two get together and heal together okay' I feel like they would balance each other out well~

Norton needing that softness and Alice needing that wall to lean on. And I think they would work so well together~

I hope I somewhat answered your question, I feel like I was all over the place LOL my baaaad

also I have no idea why they keep having Alice looking so down bad for Fool's Gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣BUT I LOVE IT SO DARN MUUCCHH LOOOOL (and added to the fuel for this raging fire that is my love for Nortalice)👏👏👏🤌🤌🤌🤌💞💞💞but it has me LAUGHING at the fact that on hallucinogens drugs she STILL sees Norton as a knock out BABE -WHEEEZZEEE-

[azaharinflames]

I actually ship both buddie and bucktommy, but I absolutely can't see the first going canon ever. I am so tired of buddie spaces talking about the show HAS to go there because this or that reason that make no sense. Eddie just said he's straight. In the show. There is absolutely nothing showing more than deep friendship and honestly Buck does not seem like a priority to him (rightfully so given the mess with Chris). Him being suddenly gay would replicate other storylines, namely Michael or even Tommy's himself. Like I truly would be ok with it happening because I do ship it after all and more gays in TV is good for me, it just does not make any lick of sense from a storyline perspective or for how network TV works or even real life works and that to me is just the truth.

I don't know why the buddie fandom has convinced themselves that their ship is the priority of everybody writing or watching a show so there is only one way it must go or they must all burn because they dare write a different storyline.

With Buddie I literally see 0 canon at all effectively hinting in that direction, at most we have the potential for Buck being secretly into Eddie unrequited (please god no) but from Eddie there are 0 signs. This is the kind of show that, if they want to show someone has a secret, they are making it clear in 25 different ways so everybody who's watching while doing chores can get it too. But Buddies'll see Eddie in underwear while Buck is depressed for his breakup and call it a hint. It's only a hint that you like RG in underpants babes, literally everybody else has only seen two comfortable best friends on screen. The put them next to each other a bit closer than usual and Buddies call it proof, even while their actual storylines say something else completely. At most it's proof that the show likes to jerk them around.

Even SPN (which was a mess!!!!) at least had some writers trying to push Destiel hints for real in the show -with questionable results but at least the effort could be seen in the episodes they were in charge, and it was effort in the actual storyline not just "and now they stand very close to each other".

I hope Buddies are not the reason Tommy, actual gay rep and very good partner to Buck, will be forever gone.

Sorry for the rant, I was keeping it all in since a while!

Hi, Nonnie! I'm so glad you could safely rant here! I love a good rant.

"It's only a hint that you like RG in underpants babes." The way I snorted at this, lmao, thank you! But also, that's a great point! Perhaps not the exact same thing, but at least I have been in the same room as close friends as we were changing, and not once have I wanted to sleep with them. Crazy concept, I know.

I don't know. It's crazy. I feel like a lot of buddies do try to say that now that Buck has realized he's bi, Eddie must realize his own sexuality, but like... babes, he has. He's straight. He's said it. Buck being bi is not going to magically change that. One of my best friends came out to me a year or so ago about being a lesbian, and would you look at that? I was incredibly happy for her, and so proud that she finally felt like she could share that about herself and live her truth. But I, unfortunately, still exclusively like men. A close friend realising their sexuality did not make me change mine. Our friendship has not changed a bit, other than now, when we talk about her partners, we use the right pronouns. Crazy concept, once more, I know.

Back on topic lmao, I have to fully agree with you. Fanon Buddie can work really well, but fanon? The characters we have now do not work in that sense, not anymore. I could've seen it happening up to Season 3- 4ish, but after that? Nah. They've changed too much to really work.

It's funny you bring up SPN, because a lot of the most radical buddies come from that fandom (that I've seen). I did see a lot of: they didn't give us Destiel, they owe us Buddie type of arguments, which is a crazy statement to make, yet what I believe is the root of their need to insist Buddie is happening. Kinda like a redemption moment for them, even when it makes literally zero sense because 1. different creators, showrunners, and channel and 2. no one is literally owed anything. jfc.

But also, yes! Destiel, from what I've seen (as someone who saw only a few eps of the show and mainly has seen things in fandom spaces), did have hints, and even one of them fully admitting their feelings for the other. Buddie, at most, has an admittedly cringy scene in Season 3 and standing a bit too close to one another (everything else is platonic, I don't know what else to tell the buddies that refuse to see it. Hell, even standing close is entirely platonic as well). That's it. And sorry for dragging this for this long, but I also want to add that if they did want to start going in that direction, something like making Eddie be the main motivator for Buck waking up from his coma would've fucking slapped. Yet they didn't. And many people choose to ignore why that could be.

Lastly - yeah, I think one of the most recurring complaints they have (Tommy aside) is how the show isn't the Buddie show. It has never been and will never be, because it's an ensemble show with many rich and deep characters. And that's great! That's a big reason why I, and many people, love it. It definitely gets on my nerves how so many 'fans' demand Buck and Eddie (though who are we kidding? they ask for Eddie mainly, many care very little about Buck) to have the A plotline every damn episode and complain whenever someone else has it.

Anyway. Sorry, I answered a long rant with another long rant, but as I said, I do love a good rant! And yours was great! Also, very glad (once again) that you felt safe to rant here <3

My inbox is open for ranting, venting, giving your opinion (unpopular or popular, I'm happy to receive and discuss both), and even confessions! Though if you don't want yours posted, please make sure to say :)

Take care <3

[ach-sss-no]

SH liveblog ch7

First chapter & explanation | Previous chapter

The name of this chapter is 'A cat may look at a king' and that is what happens lol

Oh, we're starting off with 'HERE IS GOLLUM'S ROCK COLLECTION'. He actually has one in The Hobbit. Now he has a bigger one. Also he's hiding it under the bed for reasons.

When he 'looked' at his rocks, which were mostly a plain gray and looked quite similar to each other, he picked up each one and felt it over with his fingertips to explore its texture.

This passage also exists to posit/establish for this fic that Gollum values felt texture as an aesthetic sensory experience. That's a sentence now.

Gollum hears a knock on the door and goes to it. It's Aragorn. Gollum is afraid enough of him to try to get him to stay outside and talk through the door. This doesn't fly. Gollum opens the door and falls over backwards.

He overbalanced and fell into an undignified sitting position, which was how Aragorn found him. Aragorn looked wearily disgusted. "Are you alright?" he asked.

I don't think Aragorn would be disgusted by Gollum sitting on the floor all ashamed at having overbalanced and fallen. Maybe I intended Gollum to misinterpret the expression, or maybe Aragorn is supposed to be reacting to the smell in the room (and not Gollum falling over) or maybe I screwed up a little.

"Sméagol has done nothing wrong," he reiterated. "No," said Aragorn, "I am sure you are as innocent as the tiniest hobbit babe in the Shire." Gollum drummed his fingers on the floor. "I have done nothing wrong today," he said acidly.

OK this one was a little inspired by that bit in the waterfall scene where Gollum is angry to have been arrested for the crime of being in a waterfall and eating a fish and says 'we've done nothing' and Faramir says 'I think you have done crimes before you look sketch' and I'm like, dude. I love you and I know his backstory and he's a murderer but I think he's talking about five miutes ago when he was just sitting on a rock. Dude

I love Aragorn but he is not easy to write and I'm not sure I ever really 'caught on' to his dialog. I can't blame everything on Gollum's POV. Dialog is supposed to be word for word as it happened.

This conversation is awkward from Aragorn's POV and super tense for Gollum who has no idea what's going on and has had to relinquish control of his life to someone he doesn't like. The stakes are different for the two of them.

"How is that, precious?" Gollum blinked. His face felt warm, when it had not a second ago. He pressed the back of his hand to his cheek- yes, it was warm. The room was warm, but his skin usually remained cool and clammy.

This is a spurious bit of fanon, but here goes: I noticed Gollum's facial expressions seem limited in canon. So I thought it would be fun to play with the idea that the Ring was sort of numbing his reactions in a weird way that made him emote less. And without the Ring in existence those things come back. So here he's blushing for the first time in centuries and is a little confused by it.

Gollum trembled against the floor, a rabbit crouching in the grass and hoping the hawk would pass by- all the while knowing it was seen and as good as caught already.

Aragorn isn't threatening enough to cause this reaction so I think this is meant to be a bit of a flashback to the Nazgul and their fellbeasts. I should have made that a little more clear.

"Only normal orcses left, now… running about like chickenses with no head."

I think this is the first time Gollum's hinting, even slightly, at pity for the orcs. Unless 'oh eating their babies was going a little too far' counted (I'm not sure about that- it sounded more like Gollum thought it was gross rather than, uh, morally unconscionable)

"I have asked for it be cut up into pieces on your behalf," said Aragorn, "you do not have many teeth, sharp as they are. And whether you see it as such or not, I consider it cruel to throw chunks of meat to you as if you were 'some brute' without even a hint of preparation.

I think this is the first time someone points out that Gollum puts himself into living conditions most people would consider horrific. (Galil had a talk with him about hygiene last chapter but it wasn't as obvious as this)

Random aside there's a bit in LOTRO where you can get a quest from Bilbo to explore Gollum's cave and report back and he says something like 'oh I didn't know he had a slimy lean-to :/' and idk it's funny.

Gollum nodded. He could not quite make out Aragorn's expression- he suspected he had somehow said something amiss, and wondered what it was.

Actually the idea is that Aragorn feels warm and fuzzy about Gollum jumping to Frodo being important.

"The Men I send with you will not be willing to walk." "Of course not," said Gollum. "Sends little hobbitses if someone needs to walk." Aragorn's eyebrows rose. "What do you mean by that?"

I think Aragorn probably does feel as if an unfairness occurred with the burden that was put on Frodo and wishes he could have done more about it. I don't think that's a hot take or anything.

Gollum gives the appearance of cutting right to this, but also clearly doesn't have enough awareness to deliberately do that, which is why the 'What do you mean' response.

Gollum at this point has enough awareness to think 'why couldn't these big strong men do it' but not to extend that to 'oh, Aragorn would feel terrible about that and I can weaponize it if I choose'. So from his perspective this is mild grumbling and not a serious jab.

"Nothing, nothing, nice Man! Only that hobbits go a long way on foot, they do, if they needs to," said Gollum. Of course his remark had been something of a complaint but he had not expected Aragorn to take it seriously. But he didn't really know what he did expect from Aragorn.

They keep talking

"Men are… not as good at things as hobbits, that is all," said Gollum, thinking that no one wanted him to lie, but no one liked what he said when he was honest, and perhaps he should be more careful about mentioning his opinions. "That is not their fault, that they are noisy. It is because they are too big. Didn't get so big on purpose. But it is useful to be so big, sometimes, too! Men can pick up Sméagol when he gets tired, and carry nice big heavy buckets of water to take baths in, and fight orcses, and…" He tugged thoughtfully at his lower lip. Surely there was more. "Fights each other, too, sometimes, yes..." Aragorn tipped his head back and looked up at the ceiling.

I think the intent was that Aragorn is trying not to laugh. If so he's successful enough that Gollum's POV can't figure this out or convey it. :p

And indeed, we sent a hobbit when the time came to do something difficult, dangerous, and important… though he did volunteer. It was not our choice for him to try to go alone, either." [...]"But Master did not quite go alone," he said diplomatically instead. Whatever his personal feelings were towards Sam- and he was no longer sure he knew what they were- it was plain that Frodo could not have gotten far without Sam, for all sorts of reasons.

One of them being that Gollum would have killed Frodo without Sam there as a guard. He mentioned that two chapters ago.

I have even seen hobbits whose actions saved the world, and they did not believe they had done anything notable enough to change their standing in that world afterwards. In fact, one of them could not be persuaded that he had done anything that was of great import, and was utterly bewildered when he was rewarded for it- and rewarded with nothing more than basic hospitality and healing. His was an unusual case, but perhaps not as unusual as I first believed." "Hobbits can be a bit silly too," said Gollum. "All peoples is silly sometimes, eh?"  

Aragorn is of course referring to Gollum. He's meant to have been won over by Gollum implying that Frodo has been through more hardship than he should have come in for (perhaps attributing more altruism to it than Gollum feels- Gollum is thinking more of 'this is evidence that everyone sucks' but Aragorn, who is naturally empathetic, interprets it as caring for Frodo and feels warm fuzzies towards him. Because Gollum did save Frodo's life in a very tenuous sense, after all, and Aragorn cares about Frodo a lot)

Gollum misses the implied compliment completely. This is not the last time he'll do that.

"Don't want to escape," said Gollum. "Nowhere to go. Nothing to find. No home. No people. Nothing."

Maybe I should have included a tone descriptor; this is supposed to be flat. I tend to think under-describing tone is better than over-describing.

This wraps up and Aragorn goes out into the hall. He talks to a kid who's out there.

Aragorn's voice replied: "Good evening. I have a question- do you have dealings with the creature kept within?" "Sometimes, my lord. I'm here to bring him some water. He seems always to be thirsty."

Oh this is the character that turned into- well I'll save his name for the reveal. For the clumsy joke.

I'm not sure 'my lord' is the right address for the High King but I thought this character speaking would not actually know that either and would be guessing.

Aragorn talks to the guy and Gollum finds out from this that he is in fact the King. This freaks him out and he decides to leave. I feel like his motivation for leaving is tenuous. He wants to go do something useful all on his own without help for ?? reasons.

If I did a rewrite I might try 'Gollum is sick of being around people and just decides to go away, but without taking Aragorn's offer to send him off, just leaving on his own because he doesn't trust Aragorn'

"I believe he- called her big and stupid and asked how she would like it, if she were lifted thus. He has asked not to be picked up in that manner before. And she previously made an attempt to move him by nudging him with her broom, which had put him out of temper.

Gollum has motivation to go off in a snit after all.

GON OWRSELFS he wrote on the surface of the table. WIL BE BAK WEN DUN. DONT FOLLO.

I think Westron has a syllabic alphabet and Gollum wouldn't be able to make these comical misspellings but whatever. His handwriting is garbage.

The Men had made a rather silly mistake, and in the drawer of clothes he had been provided with- plain, bare items, suitable for someone who tended to get buttons caught on things and tear knees and elbows and make fabric slimy- there was a hobbit-sized mantle with a hood, made of dark gray fabric. Perfect for hiding in shadows, and the hood could be drawn low to hide the bright gleam of his eyes. It was a very silly thing to let him have.

Ohh he gets his sneaky clothes in this chapter. At all times I am withholding myself from giving him an honest to goodness makeover. I was merciful by not telling you about his haircut.

Next time: Killing Mice

[lore-grandma]

Alright guess who’s in the mood to analyze offenderman and how we could rework him because Jesus Christ it’s bad. Also yes I did actually read the wiki this time so yay?

Offenderman’s biggest issue is that he wasn’t meant to be taken seriously. He’s a parody which when he touches on heavy subjects is an issue. He also doesn’t work in the fanon “oh we’re all a family, and we only sometimes want to kill each other.” Because then he will just turn into the uncle that we don’t mention and only shows up for the reading of the will or something because we don’t want them at Christmas. You know? The creepy uncle. You can have slutty characters, hell I make them every time, but they’re not rapists and pedophiles. And yes technically in the wiki he’s not a pedophile but A he easily translates into one and B the youngest he goes after is 14, which doesn’t help his pedophile case. Also pedophile has come to mean anyone that touches kids, so yeah he’s a pedophile. I’m not going to defend him and say he’s actually (insert more specific name that I don’t remember but it doesn’t matter because 14 is still baby). He would be fine if we actually liked creepypasta’s for the pure horror, and was meant to be taken seriously. Instead of an easily rule 34ed slenderman. Now I guess I should get to the reworking bit, now something important to take note of is that I see offenderman constantly being on the move, it’s very rare that he stays in one place. So objectively he could easily be hardly mentioned. Of course it’s not hard to not mention a family member. I think he would be better if he was just searching for love but only understands love as sex and whatever romcom fairytale a primordial being could interact with. Him killing people when he’s no longer happy in the relationship for whatever reason. Killing them out of frustration like “why can’t I just be in love?!” I think I’ll be keeping the stalking bit but he’ll try to spend that time harassing the person he’s pursuing to go on a date with him. I don’t understand the red and blue rose thing, like just keep one rose man. What if I think you’re offering me both? I’m just going to have his youngest age he goes for be at 20. I just don’t want to deal with the pedophila. It’s really hard to make this character likable and no matter what the original intentions of the creator were, he just easily translates into the pedo and the rapist. I think regardless offenderman stays away from the creepypastas that are under his Brothers control.

Also side note while reading the wiki it said something about how since offenderman and humans aren’t the same species it would technically be beastiality. Which is a take I didn’t think about. So um, I’m sorry monster fuckers but that’s just added to his list of crimes. Oh also necrophila was added to the list of stuff. Which since I’m reworking him, I’ll just write it as the after scene of him killing his “lover”. Going something like “I’m so sorry babe, I didn’t mean to, you know that right? Please forgive me. You can forgive me right, I didn’t mean to hurt you.”

Anyways I’m sure the responses will be that he’s just an awful character that needs to be thrown into the fire. Which go ahead honestly, even if this was how he was supposed to be he would’ve evolved into what he is now.

Thank you and good night, I’m going to make butternut squash bread.

[exhaustedpirate]

in relation to the buddiedaydreamer911 :

“Rude to waitstaff” - babes (gn) both the micelles dates Tommy was very polite he said thank you and in a genuine way

“horrible man” - where? Tommy is the literal opposite, I guess you can take the leaving buck in the middle of the date but he’s horrible? Damn how perfect does someone have to be to be friends with you….

people seriously need to WATCH THE SHOW

I wish ppl understood that they can just dislike something without having to come up with some sort of excuse or justification that’s just so far out of the realm of reality that it becomes ridiculous.

If they want to ship buddie they can, they don’t need to come after tommy for completely fanon reasons, that don’t even make sense especially when eddie was the one ignoring his best friend to hang out with tommy but sure, eddie knew he was a horrible person 🙄

eddie had just lost his son after getting involved with the doppelgänger of his dead wife and his loyalty should be towards buck so him dropping contact with tommy makes some sort of sense (not when eddie was such a fan but whatever), it’s not bc of some weird ass theory ppl invent to make tommy into a shitty person…