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thebananaiscold · 1 month ago

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“being an adult means spending your money on needs not wants”

That being said, this turtle plush I found at the gas station was a need

#rambles #ramblings #yes I’m an adult #Yes I bought a plush turtle #It’s the perfect size too #I can two hand it and hold it like a big burger #I like staring at it #it pleases me #it looks better irl #also it’s soft as hell

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romanceyourdemons · 6 months ago

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local asian market reorganized its shelves. consequently when i went looking for my ve wong vegetarian flavor instant noodles i unexpectedly found myself in the Good Quality Cookware And Beautiful Dishes aisle, aka the aisle of temptation, face to face with a mug (my favorite dish) with a lid (my favorite thing for a mug to have) and a heron pattern (my second-favorite bird) at a very reasonable price (i’m on a budget and i literally do not have room for another mug on my mug shelf). it was like one of those fucked up tests they give monks in shaolin movies to see if they’ve really given up earthly desires. that mug is going to haunt the broken man that i am for a long time

#i have frozen things i need to get home but i’m genuinely considering going back there for the mug #god i want it so bad #it was the perfect mug shape too #taller and skinnier than most of my mugs. just the right sized handle. god #ryddles

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edlucavalden · 6 months ago

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Oh my god.. this post was cooking i had to..

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #thistle dungeon meshi #art #izutsumi #chilchuck wasnt actually mad he just wanted sleep LOL #OH YM GOOOD THISTLE IS PERFECT FOR IZUTSUMI #maybe he has the occasional weird dreams bc of thistles magic but mb his desires being eaten made it tamer.#whats with thistle and his attraction human monster hybrids (falin and izutsumi)#i think he sees her as just some random fuckass cat #the same way how thistle was not bothered by the dragon looking like a woman now. its not his business #“whats this cat doing here? erm... anyways”#thistle the perfect size too... and the beds big and he doesn't move nearly as much... heh #ik izutsumi and yaad are buddies... but i think izutsumi is still confused tk how his doll friend turned into some old man

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largesizegirls · 2 months ago

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imaveryevilenby · 27 days ago

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i calculated the terminal velocity of a coconut

idk why i did this but I was 0.337 m/s off from the actual answer given by an online calculator so that's cool

#tell me if i did this shit wrong lol #there were a lot of assumptions cause i don't actually have a coconut here #i couldn't be fucked to calculate the projected area and drag of a coconut based on shit i couldn't test #so in reality it's a perfect sphere that's close to nasa's calculations of the drag coefficient of what a perfect sphere would be (0.5)#and the diameter of a coconut is apparently 300-450mm so i picked 375 cause why not #and used the sphere formula for that #i put in the calculations for the density of air into an online calculator too #so really it's the calculation of the terminal velocity of a perfect sphere around the same size and weight as a coconut #done as lazily as possible #and compared to another online calculator #physics #science

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modmad · 8 months ago

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A very special TPoH Update!

So of course I lead with the usual news that TPoH has updated-

Update here on the TPoH website!

Read TPoH from the start here.

but OVO WHAT'S THIS???

THAT'S RIGHT BABY! YOU WANTED THEM, WE GOT EM. ASSOK SOCKS ARE NOW UP FOR SALE ON THE TOPATOCO STORE!

and if you're looking for something extra to cosy up to your cute lil companion here, perhaps you need just a dash of... Anxiety! That's right, you can BUY it now! WHAT A DEAL!

REJOICE! Both of these wonderful items are now live on the Topatoco Store- have a look around while you're there, there's plenty of other lovely things (and The Princess and the Jester books are nearly completely sold out so if you want one of those you'd better jump on it! there's no guarantee there will ever be another run of that book so like, seriously) GO GO GO!

#TPoH update #TPoH #the property of hate #I am going to be OBNOXIOUS about these so #expect more posts for the coming months #THE SOCKS ARE SO CUTE one size only but perfect sock puppets for me even if they're a lil too big for my feet #merchy merch merch #folks im so ;v; the SOCKS. WE GOT THEM.

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journey-to-the-attic · 1 year ago

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for the anon and @aomiaocao who requested it, and anyone else who might want them - transparent gifs of the gang rolling!

procreate's done something weird with some of the dust clouds but idk how to fix it so... hopefully it's not too much of an issue ^^;

original animation here

#art #animation #obey me #staring at this for too long makes me kind of dizzy #i can't get them to sync up but i wish i could... imagine how satisfying it would look #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #jtta ik #jtta mephisto #it was also while cleaning these up that i realised mammon's keychain is on the wrong side DAMMIT #well nothing is ever perfect #i'm also realising that there are size discrepancies and stuff but WHATEVER #now you can send them rolling wherever you want!

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homelanderbutbig · 1 month ago

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i wanna give big homie the tightest hug, he's earned it by not brutally Killing anyone this week.

Homelander will always accept hugs when he's been a good boy. All you gotta do is open your arms and he'd come running for a snuggle. You know he tries his hardest not to kill people, he deserves a hug now and then!! 😂❤️

#asks #homelander #homelander x reader #g/t #size difference #my art #the perfect angle for head scratches too

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user-tardis · 10 months ago

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