#It’s BIBLICALLY CANON
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#wincest#sam winchester#dean winchester#supernatural#spn#sam and dean#jared padalecki#jensen ackles#chuck shurley#chuck spn#chuck supernatural#God himself ships wincest#It’s BIBLICALLY CANON
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You can talk about what you wished had happened, or what you think should’ve happened, but when it comes to what actually happened, Jason is not the prodigal son, Bruce did not slaughter a fatted calf for his return!
#Do you understand the metaphor I’m putting down? This right here is why there’s like 8000 Bruce & Jason fix it fics on ao3#people want the warm and fuzzies for these two and by god is canon not giving you that#Not to get all biblical about it. But being the prodigal son requires a warm welcoming when you return doesn’t it?#Jason Todd#Bruce Wayne#Dc#Though I guess you could consider the n52 return to the fray to be Jason’s prodigal son moment. Though I wouldn’t exactly call the wingman#suit the finest robes. Also that would imply confession and complete forgiveness neither of which have happened#I’m being too literal about the Bible metaphor I’ll stop now
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This is Sanusona to me
#IT'S CANON I CAN'T BELIEVE IT#biblically accurate sanusona#one piece#usopp#cat burglar nami#black leg sanji#sanuso#sanami#usonami#sanusona
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i loved this scene in episode 10
#biblically accurate nandermo#nandermo kiss#watercolor art#my art#wwdits art#what we do in the shadows#nandermo art#nandermo fanart#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz#wwdits tv#wwdits fx#wwdits s6#wwdits s6 spoilers#canon nandermo#traditional art
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oh, no. it's another au ⚠️⚠️⚠️ somniphobia spoilers, if you are... worried about that... 👍
and this one is just -- 100% silly
without further ado, Go my scarab: Somniphobia AU, But (animatronic) Moon actually has to be Sam's Dad Now. No take-backs. That teenage boy ghost is your son.
additional sketches & rambling below cut 👇
Let's go on a walk down memory lane together, shall we?
I, Pom, am doing a little research into Sun & Moon, because well, this is FNAF. The ghosts-inside-robots series. I am mildly concerned that the robot has a ghost inside it that I should really, really, know about.
Enter: Moondrop Hologram from Tales of the Pizzaplex Novellas, Somniphobia
Alright, I say. In a spin-off, there is a hypothetical Dad Moon. And so, I read Somniphobia. And then, I draw silly shitposts bc thats what I do.
the FNAF SB fathers support group (Freddy & Roxy) gains another member
#pom yaps#this is so silly. enjoy#i can draw them biblical-y adjacent. when asked nicely /silly#tales from the pizzaplex#somniphobia moon#somniphobia moondrop#au but of a spinoff novella that probably isnt even canon#But Hey. That is the beauty of FNAF#sillies#pom draws#all the “soft moons” i create are in such weird au's. sorry besties#soup thank u for listening to the insanity. this au is ummm#.. yea :)
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in the #fnaf tag there are a lot of sun x y/n so i decided to participate with these drawings :3
#@mandyoka#sundrop#sunnydrop#sunrise#fnaf#sun x y/n#fnaf fanart#idk anymore#sundrop x reader#daycare attendant#daycare attendant x y/n#canon daycare attendant#biblically accurate daycare attendant
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Charlie, trying to cheer Adam up: Hey I know Hell can be a bit much, and we do have bad stuff happen to us but it’s not all bad! There’s parts of Hell that are just so different, and it can be amazing. And hey, your son Cain is here! He’s actually kind of a big deal, the very first overlord and all. He’s retired now and is the leader of the biblical settlement outside of pentagram city if you want to……Adam?
Sinner Adam, staring down at Charlie with wide eyes because Heaven told him all his kids chose to be reincarnated because the winner and sinner system hadn’t been set up yet until when Adam died: Cain’s here?
Vaggie, going ice cold from surprise as she sees desperation on Adam’s face for the first time: Oh shit he was human underneath all that asshole
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin hotel charlie#hazbin hotel vaggie#sinner adam#cw cursing#biblical references#Watch me use the Bible for nothing it was ever meant to be used for#Lmao it’s my religion issues and I’ll use it when I NEED IT#Adam: My boy?#Meanwhile Cain hundreds of miles away thinks his dad has hated him for ten thousand years#I’ve gone off the rails with canon#Charlie: I must state a family reunion immediately
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so all ive been able to think about is gotham for the past several days, and more specifically how gothamite culture has to be SO drastically different and jarring to literally anywhere else in the world. Like even other super cities like metropolis, or central city, or wherever else are at least KINDA normal. Like yea u have superman or wonderwoman or the flash but they dont really have to deal with the same level of bs as Gotham.
That being said here are a list of things that I think are extremely normal to Gotham, and other things that happen in thay horrible little city:
• the episode of Hot Ones with Brucie Wayne where no one thinks he’ll even be able to stand the 2nd or 3rd wing but he eats all of them with no reaction, and Sean Evans (or the in universe equivalent) just sits there like “wow no one has ever had literally no reaction before this is really crazy, and Bruce Wayne of all people?” Afterwards Bruce has second thoughts and realizes that maybe he should have played up his reaction to the spice a bit more. People Inside of Gotham are a little shocked because everytime he eats in public it is the most boring, bland, flavorless food imaginable. (he handled the spice so well because Batman is ready for all potential threats and forms of torture. Ridiculous levels of spice included)
• Gotham schools offer courses in self defense. In some school districts its actually mandatory, thats usually in old gotham or downtown gotham. In more affluent areas, self defense is still taught in schools, but most kids are sent to some ritzy trainer to make sure they can defend themselves.
• No one even blinks when theres a new vigilante by the time Damian comes around. Theres still a little buzz but by the time Duke shows up, people are like “Oh cool another one. HEY BRO WHATS YOUR NAME.” I saw someone post here about how when the Wayne kids get mad at Bruce, they go to Selina and make public appearances as Stray, Catwomans sidekick. I personally believe that Tim was the first one to do it but Dick does it the most, and gothamites didnt even need to get used to Stray showing up sometimes, nor did people really care that Stray was always wildly different heights, shapes, colors, etc. the additude is kinda like “I have taxes and job security to worry about. If a new vigilante is what were doing then so be it.”
• People tend to think that Gothamites aren’t smart, but that city is home to the Richest, smartest, most creative people alive. They mostly just lack morals. Like Dr. Freeze, Harley Quinn, hell even The Riddler are all insanely intelligent. Half of Gothams Villains have at minimum 2 Doctorates in something or other. Gotham generates a lot of cash as a whole, and small businesses thrive there. They have high employment rates, and most citizens have their associates despite everything happening around them. People who have never been to Gotham before expect to have to talk down to the citizens but Gothamites just kinda roll their eyes at them and carry on about their merriment.
• Gothamites CONSTANTLY says “because I’m Batman” when they don’t want to explain themselves. Kids hear it a lot from parents and they also get “If you don’t go to sleep, Condiment Man i gonna come and cover you in stinky relish.” Because truly what else is condiment man good for.
• Gothamites who work at BatBurger and typically work the night shift are used to visits from Batman, Robin, Red Hood, Cat Woman, Harley Quinn, etc. Sometimes they remember the workers and ask about their family, and how life is, and other things like that. Theres some barely 18 y/o who just graduated high school who worls at Bat Burger, and asked Red Hood to help him impress his gf by saying theyre friends. He like fuck it why not and tells the gf that the kid helped him save an old lady’s cat in a tree and now theyre bffs. She totally believes it. Score.
• I see the Gotham thinks Batman is Bruce Wayne’s boyfriend theories and raise you: Its pretty common knowledge that Bruce Wayne is Batman, just no one has the heart to tell him. Also theyre scared he will quit if anyone brings it up. So from this Gothamites created the joke that BW and batman are dating and when asked about it in an interview, dick grayson is like “……yes! My adoptive father is dating the guy who dressed up like a bat every night…!”
• this cuased and arguement between Bruce and Dick because no! Bruce isnt dating Batman! (stray was seen again that week) HE IS BATMAN! But fuck now the public thinks theyre a couple so now bruce gets asked about it and hes like “haha yes my spooky bat bf is who i love very dearly!” As punishment He makes Dick bring him flowers in the batsuit because “as far as he is concerned, this is his shithead son’s fault.” Thats a direct quote btw. Little does he know this somehow ties back to Tim Drake before they met.
#gotham#in my heart of hearts i believe these things to be true and real and canon#bruce wayne#batman#jason todd#red hood#batburger#brucie wayne#ofc vi writes too#dc#biblically accurate headcanons#believe me#source: trust me bro#tim drake accidentally started the batman and brucie wayne are a thing as a troll thing on reddit in his stalker era and it just kinda stuc#lol
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Look at my little sugar cookie Dellamortes ♡
#Posting a pic of just them bc I feel bad for putting Illario in jail in the other pictures#Also I gave Illario brown eyes because it's biblical canon (The Wigmaker Job)#Illario Dellamorte#Lucanis Dellamorte#They're so cute but they're made of so much food colouring to get those colours they probably taste so bad
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various textposts i certainly have made today
#JUST in case i want to emphasize that the rpf one is not ship in any form. i forgot about the whole biblical symbolism somehow#like it is literal jesus and judas. in my head. pretend the bible is canon in pokemon for this one#new sentence#pokemon legends arceus#pokemon wielder volo#pokemon volo#pokemon akari#pokemon rei#champion cynthia#pokemon cogita#i can only assume those are their tags#eto shut up challenge
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I have a new BIG big girl job which means no time for anything with the exception of one thing... 🐻❄️💌🐍
Find me on Bsky
#elden ring#mailwives#they were apart for 5 minutes#now with biblically accurate size difference#messmer the impaler#tarnished#oc x canon#artists on tumblr#original character#shadow of the erdtree#oc#procreate#doodle#the goverment worker arc was not something i was expecting but here we are
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I skip all Hiccstrid scenes in Rtte because buffstrid is not canon💔
#am i mentally ill?#maybe#but do I also possess the power to redraw Hiccstrid scenes with buffstrid#yes#I do#hiccup#Astrid#hiccup x astrid#biblically accurate hiccstrid#hiccstrid#buffstrid#httyd#Rtte#shit post#I wish I was joking#I’ve fried my brain to the point where I just cannot watch them#and if I’m being honest a lot of the Hiccstrid scenes are kind of hard to watch anyway😭#don’t get me wrong I absolutely love the ship#however#they make me kringe#yes kringe with a k#because the normal ‘cringe’ word is used too often and too negatively just to insult people having fun#So I’m using kringe and hoping it doesn’t already mean something extremely offensive#okay I googled it it’s fine#I am now dubbing ‘kringe’ to be a friendlier version of ‘cringe’ and only to be used in a situation where you are expressing your opinion -#-and not directly insulting someone else just because they’re a little different#what the fuck was I originally on about#oh yeah I kind of find canon Hiccstrid kringe#hot take mayhaps?#idk my opinion man🤗
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omg biblically accurate F!Edd
#WIP#sketchy time#not rlly lmao Im actually sketching Stay AU F!Edd#but sometimes I get paranoid and sketch over a 'biblically accurate' version of the Stay counterparts#Idk as a way for me to not veer off too much from how they're canonically supposed to look like ig? lemao
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Camael ripe for the "my pronouns are they/them not because i'm non-binary but because i'm Literally Everyone" joke
#angel hare#i think when pulled into gabby's show they'll look l ike the ringed angel francis drew#or a more bizarre shaped biblically accurate ones#(side note those technically aren't BIBLICALLY accurate#the only ones in the bible proper are described as the classic people with wings#and the cited weird ones are from texts that are kinda dubiously canon#letters of paul i think#and in angelology those are called thrones but that stuff isn't definite canon#and even then those are considered just one of the many types#with the winged humans being in there too)
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Gwendolyn Bouchard
#biblically accurate teenage gwen#she used to be a horse girl and i will consider this canon unless it's explicitly proven that she wasn't#like this rich girl kind#i am correct#mag pod#the magnus pod#the magnus protocol#tmagp gwen#tmagp#gwendolyn bouchard#gwen bouchard#tmagp shitpost
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Floating freely in this prison made of glass
Bars of fluid, the liquid in my lungs
No boundaries to this body, an amalgam of parts
Wishing to drown, drifting instead
Dreaming of the life that I never had
#trigun#trigun stampede#vash the stampede#trigun maximum#biblically accurate vash the stampede#I just cherry picked all the parts I felt like incorporating from all canons and ran real hard with it xD#traditional art#cw body horror#cw: body horror#molten draws#pencil drawing#freeform poetry
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