#It was for SHOOTING too. COME ON.

[mxldito]

Hey. Coyote managed to get a Messy Crit ON ONE FUCKING HUNGER DICE after flopping all their other recent dice rolls. So as punishment, I'm boiling them in oil! Say your goodbyes because I'm turning their GOOFY ASS into TEMPURA.

[wiihtigo]

its DIY

[holivyanne]

i know phineas as dr. d's apprentice is a fun hc thats been around a lot but i just love the idea of candace being the one who ends up as his intern, she'd be like,, the opposite of carl in owca, you CANNOT convince me she wouldnt say "no" to his face when asked something ridiculous AND that he wouldnt just be annoyed and ignore her. its the fact that they are sooo similar in some ways to the point that they would be annoyed at each other all the time, it would be a fun dynamic to see me thinks

[captainmyveryowndreamland]

The suitors all call Odysseus "old King" like ??? Do they not know his name or who he is? Did they just see a posting "Looking for new king of Ithaca against Queen's will, dw about who you're replacing" and a bunch of dudebros just went hell yeah lets go?

The only time some of them seem to have any knowledge of the old kings personality is when one guy is like "this guy cunning" and another goes "smartest king around tbf" and that is IT. Saying "he's more cunning than I thought" about the guy who's basically responsible for bringing down Troy is CRAZY. Which leads me to believe that that guy doesn't actually know that this is THE Odysseus. which, again, CRAZY.

[you-know-cchio]

my favorite type of scene is when all four of them are onstage but two of them are having a conversation for the audience to hear and the other two are silently stagecrafting whatever they want.

bonus: luke playing two characters at once while the other three play ping pong in the background

[fantastic-nonsense]

genuinely agonizing to love Jason Todd and have to deal with the 80% of his fans who have the most godawful criminal justice politics of all time

[silkieluv]

I seriously hate it when people start to villainize characters (let’s say, Kai) just to make more (let’s say, Jay) angst

Like no Rodrick, Kai didn’t beat Jay up for flirting with Nya. You know why? Because by that time Jay was better than Kai (Jay got more training since it was just the start and he joined 2nd, not 4th), and then Kai and Jay spend like every hour of the day together whether it’s training, eating or just chilling.

Yes, Kai will always be Nya's #1, but to the point he would beat Jay up?? Are you demented??

No, Jane, Nya wasn’t abusive towards Jay and forced him into a relationship. That in your sick head so you could have a reason for their breakup so you could ship Jay and Cole! (No hate to Bruise. Bruise supremacy)

NO, ALEX, OKAY? SKYLOR ISNT HOMOPHOBIC AND HER AND KAI DIDNT BREAK UP BECAUSE SHE FOUND OUT KAI ALSO LIKES BOYS.

NO, DENNIS, JAY KAI AND COLE WOULD NEVER BULLY ZANE TO HURT HIM THEN LAUGH AT HIM

SHUT UP, KIM. ED AND EDNA ARE BEAUITFUL PARENTS AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF TRYING TO TURN THEM EVIL JUST FOR MORE JAY ANGST.

Shame 🫵🏻.

[ohitslen]

Intrusive thoughts

[royaltea000]

YO! Being a drawing, what’s there to be afraid of!

[toyboy-molloy]

part one | final

“So, what now?”

“Well, first thing's first, Henry,” Hans explained, as if he was talking to a child, “you’re going to have to let go of me.”

Henry didn’t like the sound of that, for more reasons than one but he did as he was told. He was now further into the water than he’d been since the Rocktower Pond fiasco. And he hated it. But Hans looked very pleased so there was that.

“Excellent, Henry.” Hans slapped him on the shoulder, pride etched on his face. “I knew you wouldn’t let a bit of water get the better of you.” Henry smiled, resisting the urge to grab onto Hans for support. “Now, you can practice your strokes.”

“How do I do that?”

“Much the same as yesterday, but on your front,” Hans noticed Henry’s panicked expression and reassured him, “I’ll be right by your side. I won’t let go of you.”

“You said that yesterday,” Henry grumbled but allowed himself to be positioned so he was floating on his front, assisted by the water and Hans. He shut his eyes, shaking his head, “okay, what next?”

“Practice kicking your legs under the water,” Hans explained softly, watching Henry’s attempts, “good. And move your arms as if you’re paddling, you can always experiment with different strokes when you're familiar. And don’t forget your breathing.”

Henry still didn’t open his eyes but he nodded in understanding, hoping he was doing at least somewhat competently. He could feel himself starting to panic, his chest tightening and his breathing quickening. Maybe that’s why he asked, “can you sing to me?”

“What?”

“Please,” Henry almost begged through gritted teeth, trying not to think too hard about what he was actually doing, “you’ve got a beautiful voice.”

“Oh, um, thank you,” Hans blushed, grateful Henry couldn’t see, “how do you know anyway? I don’t think you’ve ever heard me singing.”

Henry chuckled, “you clearly don’t remember what happens when you’ve been drinking.”

“Ah, well, there you go,” Hans sighed, shaking his head solemnly, “of course I sound good if you're drunk. Besides, I only know bawdy tavern verses. Not romantic ballads.”

“You don’t have to try so hard with me” Henry teased, still concentrating on his movements, “I’m not a wench you’re trying to woo.”

“You don’t need me to sing to you, Henry.”

Hans smiled knowingly, slowly and gently removing his hands from Henry’s body and, for a brief moment, Henry was swimming. Like an inexperienced, struggling puppy but it was a start. When he realised what was happened, Henry wrenched his eyes open and he began flailing again, reaching out for something to grab onto. His feet touched the ground and he stood, breathing heavily.

“Did you see that?” Henry exclaimed ecstatically, throwing his arms around Hans in a delightedly warm embrace, “I did it, I was swimming!”

Hans laughed with him, returning the hug fondly, “of course you did it, Henry. You can do anything! I’m so proud of you.”

Still caught up in his euphoria, Henry broke the hug and kissed Hans. It was brief, spontaneous and full of genuine happiness. He broke away, grinning, “come on, let’s go celebrate with that wine we brought with us.”

Henry winked, bounding off towards the shore leaving a pleasantly stunned Hans standing in the middle of the lake wondering what had just happened.

[ezralva]

Gege is still recovering and goes on extended hiatus but turns out was secretly drawing and now releasing this new official art of Yuuji and Choso! 😭 they look so relax and happy, outside having picnic together! Choso is napping on the rattan mattress while smiling and Yuuji is waving at the cameraman. Between them two cans of beverage. The left one a can of tea and the other one written either Pokka or Ponka? (Pokka Sapporo is a JP's manufacturer of canned and bottled beverages)

This is an official art by Gege Akutami that will be made into lenticular bookmark as natsucomi freebie in (participating) bookstores coming July

[bixiaoshi]

Stay close to me, don’t go away — アリア《離れずにそばにいて》

happy belated birthday gaby (˶ > ₃ < ˶)♡ @kimdokjas

[splootdoolies]

Vivid BAD SQUAD headcanons!!

[skunkes]

[you-know-cchio]

wow two nickels!

[averycutesalamander]

i have extremely neutral opinions about SMAUs (social media AUs) but i just thought about what Boothill's role would be in one and im kind of losing my mind about it.

his account handle is @.silvergunshura and he literally only posts clumsy nature photos and occasional pics of his gun. a handful of videos that are just the sound of the wilds. never puts any captions or tags on his posts. extremely long unacknowledged absences with no schedule. double-digit amount of followers at an absolute maximum. absolutely no interaction with his audience. or anyone else on the platform actually. quite frankly he doesn't pay any attention to his following in the slightest. bro simply cannot be bothered. for all he cares he is sending these photos to the void and there are no other users on the platform.

and then he posts one (1) video of him at the shooting range nailing bullseyes left and right like it's nothing. barely half of his body is in frame and most of his face is covered by his hair. someone with a decent following shares it and his entire fucking profile EXPLODES because people will NOT stop talking about how hot he is and it kinda snowballs from there. people go through his entire backlog only to find ZERO other posts with his face or body in them. the best they get is little snippets of his arms. people are frothing at the fucking mouth trying to figure out who he is and nobody knows because he literally hasn't said a single word in his entire posting history. people make theory posts, which obviously gets more people invested in this new mystery. his comments are filled with people speculating about who he is and what the fuck he's doing. someone posts a massive spreadsheet detailing all of the identifiable locations in his posts, and they're literally all over the galaxy. immediately afterwards they're cancelled for some vague allegations about them being a shady intelligentsia guild member guilty of multiple human rights violations and everybody completely forgets about the spreadsheet.

Boothill posts a single blurry photo of his hand feeding a chipmunk and people lose their goddamn minds. he follows this up an hour later with a photo of the same chipmunk sitting on his shoulder that is somehow even blurrier than the last and it briefly trends on the front page. a week later he uploads a video of him playing a harmonica by a campfire, once again barely in frame, lit only by the flickering fire. people brighten the video in a desperate attempt to get a better look at his face, but there's nothing identifiable. someone posts a slightly unhinged video examining the tiniest pixels in every screencap of him that they can find, claiming that he's definitely a halovian because of some extremely blurry details, and you technically can't deny it as a possibility because there are no clear shots of where his halo or wings would be. naturally this severely divides fans, and several other theories about his species pop up over the course of a few days. many people are called morons from all sides.

the REAL drama comes when he posts a picture where he's holding what looks suspiciously like an extremely precious meteorite-formed gem that was stolen during a private IPC auction two weeks ago. this post is also notable because it's the first time he's used a caption and it's literally just "lol". naturally people quickly connects the dots and realize that he's BOOTHILL, that crazy motherfucker with the vendetta against the IPC, and why the fuck is he posting nature photos and videos of him feeding birds and shit. silvergunshura fans are instantly divided by discourse about whether or not it's ethical to be a fan. "silvergun fans dni" and "silvergun antis dni" become staples in the bios of people invested in the drama. a bunch of fans start using his substitute swears, and whether or not this is ironic is extremely debatable. the business of cyborg modifications has a moderate boom. anti-IPC sentiments have a notable increase, but now the people doing serious exposés and earnest discussion about the humanitarian crimes of the IPC that are concealed from the public are constantly called simps. there's a brief stint with a handful of Boothill copycat crimes that are all solved within the week.

people unsuccessfully try to hunt down any other potential socials to no avail, but this does spawn a massive wave of fake accounts on a million different platforms, which obviously successfully baits a ton of people. the drama gets even spicier when the moderators shut down his account. one of the mods gets doxxed by an outraged fan. even more fake accounts pop up. Boothill comes back less than a week later as @.silvercowboy244 like nothing happened. his returning post is a crooked picture of a sorta weird looking tree, and he's pointing toward the top left of the frame. the caption is just "bird?" and nobody can figure out what the FUCK that's supposed to mean, because there's no bird visible in the picture, nor is there a bird nest in the tree. conspiracy theories and decoders are immediately chomping at the bit trying to figure out if it has some kind of secret meaning.

tons of people try to use his posts to pinpoint his location for clout or the bounty money or to find him in person and beg him to let them give him head, but he never posts them exactly when they're taken, and nobody can figure out what the fuck logic he's using to pick his next destination. there's an IPC investigation. his accounts keep getting banned but he keeps coming back like a cockroach. dedicated fan archives are made to preserve all of his shitty photos. he never acknowledges any of the drama.

if you're fortunate enough to know Boothill personally and you ask him about all of that weird shit with his socials, he just shrugs and says, "yep, i keep gettin' locked out. can't remember passwords for shirt." if you ask him what he thinks of all the drama surrounding his online presence, he gives you the most bewildered expression you've ever seen on his face. "what the fork are you yappin' about?? what do you mean i got "band" ?? disk horse??? docksing???? i think you've got a few screws loose buddy" and he promptly forgets about the entire ordeal and goes back to posting blurry nature pictures like literally nothing happened.

edit: here's part two-ish lol