#Ishipit

[shipseekingshippers]

I’ll take what I can get🥲 I’ll survive on these small scenes for the rest of my life😭

[queencolondarkwing]

A Wholesome Wrestling Team for Tumblr-ites

Most people I know on tumblr don’t like wrestling.  I get it.  I didn’t at first, but have become a casual fan over time.  It is sort of like violent Cirque Du Soliel to me.  I love stage shows/acting.  I love looking at buff ladies.  I like people acting and dressing extra af.

AEW is the more ethical company (WWE has so many issues I could get into, but I won’t). There is a team for this company that I think even non-fans would appreciate.  Wholesome, silly, and talented.  Trust me - it has tumblr fandom energy. Let me introduce you to...

The Best Friends

Who is this group of besties?  Well, it started with two wrestlers.  Chuck Taylor and Trent Beretta.  Both of them are wrestlers who tend to compete as a tag team.  Their gimmick?  Being best friends. One of their main ongoing things is to randomly hug each other during the match (well...when not interrupted by other wrestlers).  Trent’s mom also plays a part in the gimmick.  It’s very cute.

Chuck Taylor pulled in the third member, Orange Cassidy (his real life best friend and roommate).  Orange Cassidy has become incredibly famous. The whole persona he has is of someone who doesn’t care.  His two bubbly besties, Chuck and Trent, will hug this cool Fonz-esque guy.  Three besties. 

Orange Cassidy is also incredibly talented.  Scary talented.  Say what you will about wrestling.  Is it scripted? Yes.  Does it still take intense athletic ability? If you do it right.  Orange Cassidy does it right.  Just watch this dude.  His abs must hurt like Hell (also ignore that the Best Friends dressed like Rick and Morty)

Now...I said that I like Wrestling has buff ladies.  While not the buffest woman in wrestling... Kris Statlander is still pretty great. Her gimmick before her ACL injury was to be “The Galaxy’s Greatest Alien” given that she is a science nerd. They dropped the gimmick for a more serious character, but she still plans to incorporate her own nerdiness here and there...Hopefully she can heal and eventually come back soon.

My current favorite member is Danhausen.  He could go the the typical creepy goth dude route...but he didn’t. He describes his character as “Conan O’Brian possessed by a demon”.  Dude is weird.  Like really weird.  And I love him. Even a wrestling reviewer, Jim Cornette, who hates gimmick wrestling admitted to liking Danhausen initially.  He is “Very Nice, Very Evil”.  He wrestles, puts curses on people, and does interviews with other wrestlers. He was in a tag team once with wrestler named, Hook, which people called Hookhausen...which is just...very tumblr shipping worthy.

There is also the past member Wheeler Yuta, who I don’t know as much about admittedly.  But from what I’ve seen - He is lovely.

Where is my roadtrip movie about all these best buds?  Seriously?  I love them.

[emmatriarchy]

@collectingmuses

[jimmysherfy]

We are gonna build the biggest ice glacier that you’ve ever seen! ❄️ Wigs: @lycanwigs ✂️ 🧊🧊🧊 🗻🗻🗻 🌨️🌨️🌨️ #holidaymatsuri #holmat #cosplay #disney #dreamworks #jelsa #genderbend #elsa #jackfrost #frozen #riseoftheguardians #cosplayer #holidaymatsuri2022 #holmat2022 #cosplayers #ishipit #disneycosplay #riseoftheguardianscosplay #idinamenzel #jelsaforever #jelsacosplay #frozen2 #disnerd #genderbendcosplay #genderbentcosplay (at Holiday Matsuri) https://www.instagram.com/p/CofikMsvgva/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[bdwarrior1]

YES WE FREAKING WON!!! PENUMBLAST IS CANNON! ITS REAL!!!!! #penumblast #penumbra #sunblast #penumbravillainous #sunblastvillainous #penumbravillanos #sunblastvillanos #villainous #villainouscomic #penumbraxsunblast #sunblastxpenumbra #villainouspenumbra #villainoussunblast #villanospenumbra #villanossunblast #villainousart #officialart #villainoussecrets #myshiphassailed #ishipit #villanos https://www.instagram.com/p/Coath2TPe8g/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[hoodiesnatcher]

*whispers to you from bush*

-And something i don't talk about enough on here is the fact that I have met many couples out there that fit the 4chumblr vibe

[sivonni]

Asi + Alaz || because we were so close… These two are such a mess. I love them. 

[splatoonosha]

STOP ORDERING SAME DAY SHIPPING WITH ISHIPIT!!!!!!!!!!!

An inside employee reveals “yeah when someone orders same day shipping with us, the make us take the lowkey illegal trucks with the souped up engines, im like 16 man-“

Truly horrifying stuff, when asked for details on any modifications he stated

“Yeah those things would go i dont know like.. 200mph and we were made to FLOOR IT!”

Please save the poor teen workers of Ishipit, CEO JEFF-REEF MAKOS has yet to comment on the situation.

[therese-lokidottir]

Me in the bg like: okay but can Dar Benn show up in Loki? Can she be like his Sigyn? Can they fall in love? #ishipit

Honestly, right now nothing would make me happier. I'm already preemptively shipping them so hard. If the MCU wanted to have a twist that drew me in it would be Dar-Benn is Sigyn

[seffien]

OH MY GOSH. SINCE WE KNOW WHAT THE AGENTS’ SPLASHTAGS LOOK LIKE WHAT DO THEIR LOCKERS LOOK LIKE?? you don’t have to make lockers for each one that sounds like a long time but like, WHAT’S SOME STUFF IN THEM???

captain, 4, and 8

locker contains:

a few weapons

snacks (courtesy of 8)

a photo stand with the photo inside being from inkopolis square

at the bottom, a few games and comic books (also courtesy of 8)

at the top, a few hats

agent 3

locker contains:

everything in this promo image minus the huge bow and mister shrug statue. when her locker got taller, though, she crammer then both in there at the bottom, under the ishipit box and squid bumper.

[voidgirliepop]

Rating: General Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: F/F Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan Relationship: Silena Beauregard/Clarisse La Rue Characters: Silena Beauregard, Clarisse La Rue Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Pining, Light Angst, Clarisse has a gay crisis, someone give Clarisse a hug, Character Study, Relationship Study, set sometime during the summer before the last olympian, like 2ish weeks before the start ig?, dont ask me for a specific timeframe idk lmao Word count: 1,392

Watching Silena makes Clarisse feel like a scientist observing a rare specimen. Her gaze clings to different aspects of Silena’s face: her delicate eyelashes, fluttering every time she takes a deep breath; the soft curve of her cheeks and the piece of hair that keeps brushing against it. The breeze knocks her hair out of place, and she watches it return perfectly to where it was before. Silena Beauregard is an artwork you could admire for hours on end. Clarisse could trace every detail and never get bored. What if Clarisse had more time to spend with her best friend? In another life, they could be normal high schoolers hanging out after school and doing dumb girly shit. Talking about boys and combing each other’s hair. Clarisse wishes she had a hundred lifetimes to spend watching Silena gnaw at her pretty pink lips. She could spend another thousand following the subtle twitches of her meticulously plucked eyebrows. And ten thousand more analyzing the rise and fall of her chest.

Or, Silena wants Clarisse to relax, and Clarisse gets distracted. She's trying.

[jimmysherfy]

The last day of HolMat was so fun! 🥹 We brought out a little Jelsa… 😜 Wigs: @lycanwigs ✂️ ❄️❄️❄️ ⛄️⛄️⛄️ 🌨️🌨️🌨️ #holidaymatsuri #holmat #cosplay #disney #dreamworks #jelsa #genderbend #elsa #jackfrost #frozen #riseoftheguardians #cosplayer #holidaymatsuri2022 #holmat2022 #cosplayers #ishipit #disneycosplay #riseoftheguardianscosplay #jelsaforever #jelsacosplay (at Holiday Matsuri) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmVjd99u3ou/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[saltyseaturtle]

"...in a single day and night of misfortune, the island of Atlantis disappeared into the depths of the sea." -- Plato, 360 B.C. #atlantis #atlantispins #kida #princesskida #princess #disneyprincess #milo #milothatch #atlantisthelostempire #disney #disneypins #fantasypins #atlantian #pins #pinstagram #pingamestrong #disneyfantasypins #princesspins #enamelpins #miloandkida #ishipit #atlantismilosreturn #disneymovie #pindesign #fantasypin #underrateddisneycharacters #pincollection #pintrading #disneypintrading #profilepins https://www.instagram.com/p/CDDTajVhSNF/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[ashleygreenkelp]

Moving all the way from my family in Splatsville to Inkopolis just to end up work in a iShipIt warehouse wasn't the best outcome...

But at least it works for now... 🚚📦

[splatoonosha]

what about iShipit. I heard they're not even giving their employees vehicles

iShipit’s legal team is vast, just as their violations are, we are unable to build a case at this time, feel free to submit more evidence and proof of claims

[emmatriarchy]

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