#Is this why I'm craving orange juice?

[closetocanada]

This tracks.

Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

[iwonderwh0]

You know what, I crave to try new things and so I wanna start a tag game

Tag 5 blogs and share your go-to recipe(s) you cook regularly that you think more people should try

You can type or link a recipe, use whatever way you prefer. Doesn't have to be a meal, could be a drink or a snack or something. No pressure to participate.

@tartrazeen @unlisshed @alcatrazoutpatient @justanotherhumblebagel @heyyjae @feltsticker @kishavo @nothinggathers @senorpugbean @verved @radibe5 (I'm tagging a whole lot of you, sorry) and feel free to participate everyone who sees this post and feels like it

I've already shared mine on multiple occasions (hi @tartrazeen) , but I'll do it again before I love dal and I can't really think of anything else to share (that's why I'm making it!)

Ingredients in the order of how they're added, orange ones are the ones I always add and consider essential, blue are optional. No precise measurements because I never measure it and just do how I feel like. This dish can be prepared in so many different variations you really can't get it wrong, it'll always end up delicious

Some oil or butter heated in a pot

Some cumin seeds added to the pot and heated

One diced onion. I usually have red ones but use whatever you prefer, whatever size you like. Fried until translucent before adding next ingredient

Garlic and/or ginger. Can be freshly diced/grated or can be premade paste. I add both in paste because it's convenient and easy

Chilli/Jalapeño peppers if you have any and like it spicy

A can of chickpeas (some variations of this dish don't have chickpeas in it but I always add them in mine)

Garam masala spice mix (I don't remember the exact content of what's in it)

Two-three diced tomatoes or a can of tomatoes of you're feeling lazy/don't have fresh tomatoes

Additional tomato paste/puree

Additional veggies if you want/need to use them. Pretty much anything will do, but I enjoy cauliflower the most, and if you make it more like a soup with more water in it, potatoes can be nice addition

Lentils (I use regular red ones + I add some moong dall chilka just because I can)

Water + bouillon cube (any) or just salt if not

(now just put a lid on and cook it until lentils are ready. Mix once in a while or add more water of it's getting too thick for your taste)

Greens like spinach or parsley if you have/want them

A can of coconut milk is optional but really nice addition + it can help if you accidentally made it too spicy

More greens (like parsley or coriander)

If you didn't use coconut milk, you can enjoy it with sour cream or some plain yogurt or without

I guess you can also add lemon/lime juice but tbh I've never done this

Enjoy!

[according2thelore]

Hope yall don't mind some Omegaverse asks,

But I'm dying to know what are O!Deans or O!Sams cravings ? What was the most annoying aspects of their respective pregnancies ? Most paranoid/ overprotective alpha!brother?

[ Let's be real, their both over protective of each other lol, but it feels like Alpha!Sam would try harder to get preggo O!Dean to stay and relax in the bunker for the whole pregnancy. And while Dean likes the bunker well enough, this man CANNOT put still for more than a week]

hi!! we ALWAYS take omegaverse asks, lol!

i think it would be fun if omega!sam's cravings are always sweet things? because i think him being pregnant would turn his health-consciousness into OVERDRIVE. and now his feet hurt and he's exhausted all the time and dean won't even fuck him like he's not gonna break and sam wants to eat an entire quart of chocolate ice cream with his goddamn hands!!!!!!

and now dean has sympathy cravings and buys them each pints of nice, specialty ice cream and sam is two seconds away from crying both in gratitude and in fury!!!

he also really loves salt and vinegar chips, and crushes them up so he can put them on his ice cream. dean loves that sam is eating things for joy rather than strict necessity and WILL hand feed him m&ms or chips or reese's cups.

omega!dean's cravings are random and insane. sam wakes up one night and dean isn't in bed and he freaks the fuck out but dean is crouched in front of the pantry dipping cold day-old bacon in peanut butter like why isn't this working?? he wants lemon juice in yogurt and cries when it curdles immediately. he blends three eggs into protein powder and drinks it like a man starved.

he pours pickle juice into ramen that he's already put orange juice in and topped with frosted flakes and moans in ecstasy when he shoves it in his mouth.

most normal dean craving? crunchy peanut butter. he can't get enough of the stuff. he puts it on everything and licks it off the sides of the jar when he runs out. sam doesn't mind because 'actually, dean, it's really rich in some good protein and vitamins like magnesium and--' and dean cuts him off with a glare. all of their kisses taste like peanut butter for all nine months of dean's pregnancy and sam--years later--still gets a little turned on when he eats a PB&J and can't explain why.

most annoying part about sam's pregnancy is the mood swings, if one can even call it that. he's having a completely normal afternoon, then he's having a panic attack under the table and clawing at his throat. he bursts into tears at the drop of a hat. he wakes up and is so furious at dean for not hanging his towel up that he doesn't talk to him all day. he gets out of the shower and is so blindingly horny that he doesn't let dean go to bed until three a.m., and even then because sam himself collapsed from exhaustion. and for sam, who prizes personal control, hates this. he hates not being able to control his emotions, and that any little thing can set him off wildly. he feels like he's going insane. he's so filled with anxiety constantly that he's going to be a terrible parent.

most annoying part about dean's pregnancy is that the baby won't stop MOVING. it kicks his bladder or liver or stomach all hours of all days, and sam gets so misty-eyed excited even eight months in, wanting to feel it. the baby gets excited when it hears sam talking and kicks up a fuss, and when dean tells sam this, sam cries. dean tears into sam for 'infesting me with this gigantor baby,' and sam does that thing where you stand behind a pregnant person and hold up their belly for them to take pressure off their back. dean's moan of relief is so loud that cas pops out of the room because he thinks they started having sex. dean's back hurts all the time from how big the baby is and the constant moving keeps him up at night and makes his body ache. he cries from exhaustion and pain and gets furious for being such a 'weak' omega who can't even carry a baby right.

who is the most paranoid alpha? dean. who is most over-protective alpha? sam.

alpha!dean is constantly worried that some supernatural being is coming to tear his family apart, because that's all monsters do, in his personal experience. here is baby sammy, now pregnant with a baby. dean is inconsolable. omega!sam rolls his eyes, but alpha!dean starts researching how to make their circle of protection wider. he won't let omega!sam go anywhere without dean, and dean won't go anywhere without at least two guns and three knives.

now, alpha!sam is over-protective. he thinks he's super chill and normal, until dean--glowing with new pregnancy and smelling incredible--and he are at the grocery store and an alpha comes over to ask dean where he got the bacon in their cart. sam, over by the dairy, practically teleports back to dean and starts growling. dean is not allowed to go out in public without sam, and not allowed to take more than three steps away from him at any given time.

you are completely correct about dean going stir-crazy! sam is used to being at home, and most of his hobbies are inside hobbies (e.g., reading, researching, even running can be done on a treadmill), while dean only has TV watching. he's most at peace when he's driving on a windy road with the windows down and music blaring.

sam insists on going with him and is practically vibrating with anxiety the entire time, ruining any enjoyment dean could've gotten from it. eventually, dean gets too big to get behind the wheel, and he melts into a puddle of frustrated fury-tears.

one time, when his stomach isn't too big, he goes on a drive in the middle of the night without telling sam. he comes back to the bunker a few hours later, finally at peace and back to normal, and finds the bunker torn apart and one of the other cars gone.

dean calls him, and sam picks up before the phone even has time to ring. he's out of breath and panicked and a minute and a half later, sam practically kicks open the front door. as soon as he sees dean, standing at the bottom of the stairs in the war room, he collapses to his hands and knees and retches.

i thought something had happened, sam sputters through a barely-leashed panic attack, when dean stumbles over and lowers himself next to him. you were gone and there wasn't a--a note, nothing. please don't ever do that again. i'm sorry. i thought--

dean doesn't ask him what he thought. all of it adds up to dean and their baby lying in a ditch somewhere. he rubs tears off of sam's cheeks and resigns himself to being a homebody. he can't even be mad when sam is this torn up about it.

sam preens when dean makes a nest out of sam's shirts, and dean--still apologetic--lets sam into his nest to hold him for a bit. it's nice. it's really nice. dean can almost forget how much his back hurts.

sam won't let dean lift anything, ever, and once hopped out of his chair to stop dean from bending down to pick a movie to watch, insisting on grabbing the VCR tape himself. sam will stand behind him and pace if dean wants to cook food, like the pancake batter is going to grow claws and try to come at him. dean almost thinks his pregnancy is harder on sam, until sam gets to hold dean at night, hand over his stomach as the baby moves, nose tucked right against dean's scent gland, and he can't stay too mad at him. he tries, though. he definitely tries.

thank you so much for sending this in, anon! <3 i clearly love gabbing about this, lol!!

-lizzy

[natootaro]

Headcanons about Kokudoukaza!

TW: Random universes, mentions of SA, suicide, depression and other problems, multiships

- Kokushibo x Douma x Akaza (Modern AU)

For Kokushibo:

Kokushibo's most desire is to have children, but he knows that Akaza is too young to be a father

He likes to bride his hair

Most mature in relationship

Best lawyer on the town

He doesn't show most emotions

His 1st name is Michikatsu, but due to childhood trauma, he is most likely to go by his middle name, which is Kokushibo

Bisexual, asexual

Insomniac

Hardly ever smokes

He wears prescription glasses

If Douma wants, he could force himself to have sex with him (he's top)

Black cat personality

Basically best husband

Mitski stan

Knows history better than your history teacher

Looks like he was on his 30's

He secretly takes antidepressants

Smokes usually after sex

Abandoned issues

Low self-esteem

For Douma:

Before the relationship he worked in hospital as a surgeon, but now he changed the job and he's now a biology teacher

Often smokes

Gay, hypersexual (he can control it physically)

Very clingy towards his boyfriends

Can't cook

Loves to tease everyone

Paints his hair tips red on summer

Loves orange juice, but hardly ever drinks it

Best fashion taste

Snores loudly

Golden retriever personality

Tall child

TV girl and Britney Spears stan

"Did you know that..." Biology or chemistry edition

Beautiful handwriting

Wears eyeliner (that's why he had those square eyelashes under his eyes)

"Don't worry, I can operate you in home for free!"

Extrovert

Has SUPER religious parents and happily, he cut the contract with them

For Akaza:

Bisexual

Literal Gordon Ramsay

Second mature, still studies polytechnics

Grumpy cat personality

Definitely bottom, no switches

His favorite color is pink

Goes to Soryū karate classes

House husband

Has striped tattoos on his neck and forehands

Doesn't really like being touched if it's unnecessary

Swears a lot (too much)

Hourglass figure

Trauma :3 (his father hung himself on his eyes)

He can beat the shit out of Kokushibo with his bare hands

Nirvana, Queen and Metallica fan

Fangs!

He's good at physics

Crooked handwriting

Has older twin brother - Hakuji Soyama

After the suicide of his father, Keizo took them (Hakuji and Akaza) and gave them the roof overhead. They were good friends with Koyuki and soon, Hakuji married her (Hakukoyu spotted)

Relationship:

Akaza was 17 when he met Kokushibo, who was 23 at the moment, they accidentally met each other and then the friendship turned into a relationship

They met Douma in hospital, when Kokushibo somehow stabbed himself in palm while cooking something

This is quite complicated to explain, but in that moment, Akaza loved Kokushibo, Douma fall in love Akaza and Kokushibo both

The reason why Douma quit his job is because while Akaza was home alone, someone decide to break in

Kokushibo was first to mark Akaza

But Douma was one who is craving for sex everyday (with success)

Kokushibo is still Yoriichi's brother

Kokushibo also had abusive father and to his misfortune, his mother died three days after giving birth from unknown reason

I mentioned that Douma has very religious parents, so when Douma was born, they were delighted with the fact that he has rainbow eyes and platinum blonde hair

Douma was annoyed by this fact

He once tied his hair black and wore natural colored eye contacts to fit in society, but then stopped doing that, since his parents were mad and started scolding him

One time when Akaza was on Soryū karate class, he was about to leave, since the lesson ended, but someone grabbed and refused to let go. It ended bed for Akaza, because it ended up by being SA'd

He was 14

Alright, I'm too lazy to write more-

[lumine-no-hikari]

Dear Sephiroth: (a letter to a fictional character, because why not) #346

I have 7 hours of sleep, yay! Admittedly, it's still not the ideal 8 that I was going for, but today I am not writing while trying to stop my head from drooping down to the table. I can keep my eyes open. I'm not struggling to focus. Here's how I woke up today:

Mogwai is very cute. Please do feel free to say hello!

I mostly rested today. I was supposed to meet a new friend from the friend-making app at Eggcellent, but when I asked them if they were still on for today, they reported that they must stay late at work and asked for a different time. I asked them to tell me a different date and time at their leisure. The ball is in their court now; I guess we'll see what happens.

M saw how stressed J and I were from yesterday, and suggested that we get Chinese takeout as a means to relax and enjoy tasty snacks that we don't have to prepare. And I thought that this was an excellent idea. I got a variety of things, though my favorite things were probably the crab rangoons and the grilled squid...

The container of turkey on the far right is not from the takeout place, though. No, that is from J's parents' house. I asked them to give me the parts of the turkey that they're not going to use – namely, the skins and the wing tips. No one eats those, but I like them because that's where all the tasty collagen is.

I crave it all the time, and I suspect it's due to the fact that the Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome makes my cartilage wear out a little faster than normal.

...I thanked them for giving it to me, but... J's father made it a point to tell me, essentially, that there's no reason to thank me because the only reason they're giving it to me is because it's “expendable”.

...Sigh. The thinly-veiled hostility is exactly that – thinly veiled. Oh well.

This morning, J and his father got into a textual kerfuffle because apparently, his father didn't like the fact that J didn't obey him when he told J to get dishes for the pies. J didn't obey him, because J was already in the middle of doing it when his father demanded that he do it. Feeling disrespected and like he was being ordered around arbitrarily, J stopped doing it.

For context, J's father has a habit of asserting dominance over his children by ordering them to do things that he could definitely do on his own. One glaring example that stands out in J's memory was one time when they were all watching some TV show together, and J's father demanded that J get up and get him a glass of orange juice, as though J is some kind of servant. Apparently, J's father does this sort of thing a lot. He seems to get a kick out of pushing people around that he considers “lesser” as compared to him.

Well, this time, J wasn't having it, and told his father “no”. And in the end, J's mother got the plates, because J's father didn't wanna do it. And for all intents and purposes, it seemed just... like... “okay, you don't wanna get the plates.” Which would have been the normal response.

For reference, I ask for things, and J says no all the time, and that is a good thing. Having healthy boundaries is essential. It took a long time to break J of the habit of automatically saying “yes” to anything I ask for, even at the expense of himself. But J is NOT an extension of my will, and I don't ever want him to behave as such; he is a full person with his own needs, wishes, thoughts, feelings, and priorities. He's not my personal errand boy or my personal problem solver.

Unfortunately, neither of J's parents, and especially not his father, feel the same. So today, J's father came at J via text, demanding an explanation for J's behavior, and asserting that J personally attacked, affronted, and disrespected him by not doing what he told him.

...The sense of entitlement J's father has to J's immediate and unquestioning obedience is real and VERY bizarre, considering that J is only 5 years away from being 40 years old.

So J explained his position, and his father REALLY didn't like the answer. Responded with a whooooole ton of gaslighting, guilt trips, projection, and deflection. It was one of the most spectacular adult temper tantrums I've seen in a while. Grade A cognitive dissonance there, when J explained that his father tends to belittle, dismiss, and invalidate him, and his father comes out with, and I quote, “you have spent 35 years misinterpreting your reality.”

...Wow, J's dad; way to do EXACTLY the thing that J said you do while claiming you don't do it. Holy shit. And what's worse, J's dad's reaction to J's explanation was foreseen, precisely because he consistently acts this way.

Well. It is what it is. J turned to M and I for support with trying to keep his responses measured, logical, and well-thought-out. J ended with something akin to “I'm here to talk when you're ready to hear me without belittling me.” And that was very good. M and I were very proud.

...Still, there's part of me that kinda wants to punch J's dad's face right off. Like, so hard that it flies off his skull and lands on Pluto. That's because I feel rage whenever someone deliberately tries to hurt someone I'm close to. But that is not how we do. It is not the way. That sort of thing is how I grew up, for sure. But that is not who I wanna be. And this is J's fight, anyway. We can be here for support, but it's J's voice that has to stand up to his father in a way that conveys integrity and respect, despite J's father's lack of these things.

When we use the same tactics of the people who hurt us, it's tantamount to stooping to their level. There are better ways of handling toxic behaviors than mirroring those behaviors back at the person who engaged in them. By mirroring their toxicity, we perpetuate its existence within our own minds and bodies, and that's no good. We can't clear out generational curses by becoming the very same thing that hurt us. That's not how it works. So we have to choose something else. And when that doesn't work, we have to step away from those people – sometimes permanently, as much as that sucks.

So... I tried resting today, but I got a bit riled up on J's behalf. But that's all right, these things happen. I chilled out on the couch for a bit while talking to a new friend I made from the friend-making app; he's from Italy! Here was my view from the couch:

...Hunter, Mogwai, and Hoshi. All the cats, all the time! Hahahaha...!

Maybe I'll try to learn a little Italian. Why not. If it'll help me talk to my Italian friend a little better, why not?

Fwhoof. Actually. Sephiroth. I'm starting to nod off again, even though it's only 11:13pm. I guess I'm not fully recovered from all those days of 5 hours of sleep or less.

...I gotta get up early for work tomorrow, too. I'm looking forward to going, but... I wanna be well-rested and present while I'm there. So I guess I'll go to bed now.

...I wonder how things are in your general vicinity... I wish you could tell me...

Hey, Sephiroth? Don't forget that you're loved, okay? Because I love you a whole lot, and lots of other people do, too. If you look around, you'll find tons and tons of folks who were very much unlike those you were raised with. We of my house found all kinds of awesome folks, once we were able to look beyond the veil of painful memories that clouded our vision. I hope someday that you, too, will be able to look at the world with unclouded eyes.

Please stay safe. I'll write again tomorrow.

Your friend, Lumine

[plant-bioreactor-answers]

I've just thought if an independent plant craves flora-food there must be a reason to it? People usually don't go around eating that stuff so, I've made a conclusion that it must be something relatively normal for Plants in general? Sorry if I'm being annoying or dense, I just find Plants fascinating as a whole

You sound like you may want to seek out training and a career in Plant-engineering! It's hard work, but very rewarding! Flora-food seems to be something that Geoplants react to positively. While we have found that, of course, Dependant Plants have no need of conventional food (rather, some of them are generators of it), since they work from dimensional-Gate draws, there were some early tests. Geoplants, which make soil arable, really benefit from a direct feed of just a little bit of flora-food into their "soup" to boost the nutrients in the soil they create. And... I've worked with Geoplants whose inner form, when unfurled slightly, - smiled at me when I've given them a lil' treat. Orange juice is way out, flora-food is in - but only in small amounts. Independent Plants, of course, have different needs. They're more like humans. My kids scared me to death when they got into the food for my flowers. While I've seen Nai take a nibble (and make a face like he'd just eaten a lemon he was not prepared for), Vash... it's a Vash-thing. This is why I speculate, while he has thus far not demonstrated any Plant-powers, that when he grows a bit older he might start manifesting Geoplant abilities. I am watching them both closely, and not just because they're super-cute. _ R. S.

[imdoingsortagay]

I have request 👉👈 president! Agatha Harkness x First Lady! R being the perfect couple and smut

Day in the Life of the Harkness Family

Summary: a glimpse of what the president and her wife do during their day.

Warnings : Presidential stuff, meetings, soft agatha, some smut so 18+ minors dni or I'm throwing bricks

5am- Waking up to go and workout

Agatha always started her day with an hour workout, dragging you along with her as it was always best to keep your health up while all you wanted was to sleep in with her in bed.

" Aggie," you whine as Agatha holds your hand on the way to the gym in the white house. your wife pays no mind to your complaining as she knows that the moment that you see her working out, it'll get you to shut up.

" yes my love?" she asks you sweetly.

" Why can't we-"

" Stay in bed and cuddle until I go to my morning meetings? baby, I know you enough to know what you say every time" she explains as one of the guards goes to open the gym.

About 30 minutes into the workout, Agatha will giggle as you watch from one of the treadmills as she's lifting weights.

7:30am- Breakfest

While Agatha did know there was a chef on the property for her to make food, she always enjoyed her mornings making different foods for the both of you to eat. She'd tell the chef to come in at 8am, meaning there were 30 minutes when both of you would be in the kitchen giggling, making pancakes, eggs, waffles, or whatever food you were craving.

" Did you feed Ebony y/n"?

" I did my dear," you tell her setting up the table for the both of you," and Senor Scratchy also got fed of course".

" Orange juice or coffee babe?"

" With my eggs? Coffee duh" you tell her. Agatha and you sit in silence as you eat next to each other, your wife reading some papers for a meeting she has soon while you read the newspaper.

9am- Meetings and First Lady Duties

" What happended to doing your duties y/n?"

" Dropping you off to your first meeting of the day with Barkley is a part of my duties baby, then I have to go help set up with the planner for a tea party with a group from Nevada", she hears you explain and before she knows it, Agatha is at the oval office. While she wants to spend the rest of the day with you doing nothing, Agatha knows that she has duties to attend to.

"I love you, Agatha," you say as you give her a kiss on the cheek>

" And I love you," she giggles.

" No Aggie I love -"

" Harkness can you stop with the lovey dovey shit we have a meeting literally now?" Jennifer barges out of the office, annoyed that she has to hear the both of you act like this every time that you drop her off at the office.

" Love seeing you Barkley, long time no see," you say " i see you still haven't gotten better with your attitude since nobody wants to f-"

" Baby, how about you go and do your duties while Vice President and I have a meeting?" Agatha asks before you give your wife a quick kiss on the cheek and walk away while her Vp goes back into the office.

" Jenny you know you have to be nice to my wife right ?" Agatha asks while the other woman tries her best to avoid eye contact, already wanting to get this meeting over with.

" I had to deal with the idiots in the Senate on a bill they can't seem to ever pass a bill," She grumbles.

" I'm Sorry Jenny," Agatha starts off," How about you take a bit to destress while i read some of these papers for later?"

" How though? "

12pm- Lunch with Agatha

" Knock knock," she hears you say as you walk in, bringing in some lunch that was made for you.

" How was the meeting with Barkley? Did she behave for you or did you have to show her how to?"

" Told her to destress with Senator Debella and she started blushing like crazy at the mention of the woman babe you should have seen it,” Agatha chuckles, never failing to tease the woman about her crushes

" Those ladies need to confront their feelings for each other or else we might need to lock them in a closet," and Agatha laughs at your comment.

" Maybe I should help you destress a bit too dear," you say in a seductive tone," We still have a busy day around here, might as well help my bunny in the office for a bit".

All Agatha can do is nod at your idea, letting you take off her suit pants slowly along with her panties. The moment that you use two fingers to feel how wet the woman next to you is, Agatha tries her best to be quiet.

" You want Daddy to help you out, sweet Bunny?"

Agatha nods before she feels one finger go into her wet cunt, wasting no time in taking off her jacket and shirt to leave marks all over her chest for later in bed.

2:50pm- Getting ready before a press event

Agatha was a bit nervous about this press event, with only a month of preparation all she wanted was for this to go okay. It's the first event that the white house is hosting during pride month ever and she hopes all goes well.

" You need a pep talk honey?" she hears you ask. You had happily volunteered to do her makeup for the pride event, adding a subtle rainbow eyeshadow look to her attire.

" M'fine baby," she tells you," Just having you here with me before I'm bombarded with the press is all I need".

" Okay honey," you start off," Did you want to hear about who I saw walk out of Barkley's office?

7pm- Walk around the White House

The event went better than expected, while on the outside she was cool as a cucumber, you could spot from a mile away how your wife was playing with her wedding ring to calm down as one of the reporters was asking her questions about where the idea to do this came from.

Agatha was grateful that you had quickly jumped to her side to calm her down and held her hand while she was talking to a couple of the press who came to write stories.

Now came your favorite time of the day, taking a long walk around the Whitehouse with a couple secret service agents not too far behind to ensure the safety of the two of you.

" Did you know that I appreciate you so fucking much y/n? Like so goddam much?".

" I know Aggie," you say as she looks around, wondering how she got so lucky to have you after the chaos of being an important member of the United States.

Months of grueling campaign stops, rallies, and threats didn't deter you away from her when you knew she would make a wonderful President.

9pm- in bed

" Can I make you feel good tonight Daddy?" Agatha asks in the sweetest tone.

She was in complete bliss after the 2 orgasms you had given her and you assumed that she just wanted to go to sleep right after the stressful day she had.

" Oh you can sweet bunny," you tell her in a sweet tone before she starts to leave kisses all over your body, leaving a couple of marks before making her way to your wet cunt. She wastes no time in licking your cunt and you wrap your hands in her hair to ensure that she says right there.

" Such a good bunny for her Daddy," she hears you say before letting out moans.

It doesn't take long before you cum from her mouth on your cunt, Agatha helping you calm down before she moves back up to cuddle with you.

" Fuck I love you, sweet Agatha".

[baenyth]

Bethany's Bizarre Miraculous Reviews Episodes 3-25 and 3-26: Heart Hunter and Miracle Queen

So, this is it. Goodbye, Chloe.

You ever think about how weird it is that Miraculous season 3 still uses the season 2 opening despite all the new heroes and kwamis introduced? We got to see 6 more Miraculouses here out of the 12 of the Chinese Zodiac.

So that's where pizzaboy Luka came from! Seems to be a delivery boy more than anything.

Yes! Luka! And hopefully Lukanette!

pfffft Gabriel really busted out the "Our get along shirt"

Yes! Kagami and Adrien having friendly interactions with Marinette!

Andre needs to divorce his garbage heap of a wife. Does he know about the affair?

Yes! Kagami and Adrien spending happy time with eachother!

Yes! Silly Kagami and the three having mischevious antics!

Ooh, the ballpit pool as well! The three of them are so cute and fun together. Now all we need is Luka and we'll have the superior love square! One that's actually a square as well!

Kagami might have feelings for Marinette too?! Whoopee!

Marinette with her hair down is peak.

The Evil Egg that Eats Everyone

So the ice cream guy isn't really polyamorous, but just concerned about having too many flavors? I mean, peppermint and orange kinda sounds like toothpaste and orange juice, but searching it up there are people who think otherwise,

Marinette letting Adrien and Kagami be happy together. Yippee!

Master Fu's monologue really went back to normal halfway through, huh?

Steals your girlfriend

And there it is. Honestly it's less of a jape and more of a downward spiral. Chloe wants to help in deakumatizing her parents, Ladybug broke her own rules by bringing back Ryuko when Hawkmoth knows her identity as much as Queen Bee's, and paralysis being a better fit for this fight than Logias. Girl felt abandoned by her crush, and Hawkmoth only manipulated her in person because he couldn't do it with an akuma, as well as it giving her the special treatment she craved.

And the superior ships fall into place.

The bees actually stinging people wasn't in the budget?

Now that's what I call a hive mind!

Oooh, and the moth's back as well!

I'm glad the water voices aren't back. Oh yeah. A lot of stuff's coming back. This really is a season finale!

Love me a good boss rush!

Again with the baldness.

And yet, Ladybug tries to get Chloe back on her side. What an angel.

Pfft she's really putting on everything

And there's Chloe's villain meltdown. Ladybug didn't even tell her she couldn't be Queen Bee anymore. Chloe broke ties with Ladybug on her own.

Why and how are they in love again? One's a karen and the other's a pushover.

mmmm, crumbs of Julerose.

And so we get Lukanette and Adrigami. They should've stuck with these ships and abandoned the love square, but no. Not even for one measly episode.

It's been said a bajillion times before, but it's weird how Miraculous says a grown adult terrorist with too much beef with two 14-year-olds can be redeemed but a 14-year-old with blatant issues is irredeemable and the scum of the earth. Admittedly this wasn't as bad as expected. I know the first two episodes of season 4 are going to make this look like paradise. So much disrespect. I'm probably going to watch the two specials in this season, and move on to rereading that fic I decided I still love and take a long hiatus to review a different Franime series. One I've known for much longer, and feel much fonder about as well.

[silverynight]

Comfort omega

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Chapter 13

Epilogue

Izuku wakes up with a smile on his face even though he knows he's alone in bed; Katsuki has gone to work early that morning and the omega knows he probably didn't want to wake him up.

He keeps smiling anyway, still having the sensation of his alpha's arm around his waist. Katsuki has gotten into the habit of wrapping his arms around Izuku's middle and pulling him closer to his body while he's asleep. The omega doesn't mind it at all, he loves Katsuki, although he also has become a lot more overprotective lately.

Izuku thinks it's because of the beautiful biting mark Katsuki has left on his scent glands or the fact that it's been a month since they got married.

Still, Izuku doesn't mind a protective alpha, as long as he doesn't start to tell him not to go to work or something, which of course Katsuki hasn't and probably never will because he's proven he's a very good alpha.

The omega finally gets off the bed, takes a quick shower and decides to make himself breakfast before going to work. Breakfast for one since Katsuki won't be coming back until later that day.

He makes himself pancakes and eggs... But as soon as his mouth touches one of those he starts feeling dizzy and nauseous. That's when Izuku decides that maybe breakfast is not meant for him that day and drinks a little bit of orange juice before heading to work.

***

After putting on his safety glasses, Izuku grins at the new piece of equipment for Uravity's suit. He knows she's going to love it.

"Bakugo, are you alright? You look a little bit pale." One of his co-workers asks, concerned.

"I'm fine, but thank you for worrying about me," Izuku says, smiling at her, although he's a little bit flustered now. It's been a month and he still gets warm and fuzzy inside whenever someone calls him by his new last name.

"You also smell more sweet than usual this morning," Hatsume points out, without taking her eyes from Red Riot's suit.

"What?" Izuku blinks in confusion, he hasn't noticed, even though he's a very intuitive omega. "I'm not going into heat, that was a couple of weeks a-ago."

He feels himself blush as he remembers he had to take a few days off (and Katsuki had to do the same) to spent it with his husband.

The omega shakes his head to push those memories away; that's definitely not the time to think about that.

"It's probably nothing to worry about," another of his co-workers says, waving his hand dismissively. "I mean... What if your scent is a little bit more sweet than usual? You still smell good to me."

Izuku nods and decides not to think about that for the rest of the day.

***

By the time he gets off work, Izuku is starving and since Katsuki is not back home yet (they've been texting each other every now and then) he decides to go get some dinner with Aoyama.

"I want the spiciest noodles you have," he finds himself saying to the waiter.

"Your explosive alpha asked you to bring him some?"

"No, this bowl is for me," the omega says, prompting Aoyama to quirk up one of his brows at him. "I know, I know... I mean I usually don't like food that burns my tongue, but today I'm craving spicy food... I don't know why."

"Sure. Just be careful, mon ami," Aoyama nods, although he observes him with curiosity for the rest of the evening. "Why don't you tell me about your day?"

Izuku does and when he finishes telling him, there's something different in Aoyama's eyes.

"So you felt dizzy? Only in the morning?"

"A couple of times during the day, especially around food, but there's nothing to worry about! I mean I'm perfectly fine now."

"You know what? Why don't we keep chatting for a bit in your fancy apartment?"

Izuku buys another bowl for Katsuki and gets into Aoyama's car, however, the blond omega stops at the pharmacy and tells Izuku to wait for him.

"Did you need suppressants?"

"Something like that... I also bought ice cream!"

Izuku can't help it, he gets a little bit distracted by the mention of ice cream.

"Chocolate?"

"Of course, mon ami."

***

Whenever he's back in their apartment, Izuku likes to put on comfortable shorts and one of Katsuki's t-shirts. He sits on the couch while Aoyama finds another two bowls to eat ice cream together.

However, at some point his friend approaches him without ice cream. Izuku feels tempted to pout, but then he notices Aoyama has a funny expression on his face.

"What is it?"

"Listen... I don't want you to get your hopes up, but I think you should take these two to the bathroom."

"What do you–" Izuku doesn't get to finish the question because that's when he sees the two pregnancy tests in his friend's hand. "Really? I mean..."

"I just thought about the things you told me... Especially about you feeling nauseous in the morning. This doesn't mean... Just don't get too excited yet."

Izuku can't help it, his heart is already beating happily and his hands shake a bit when he takes both tests and runs towards the bathroom.

He doesn't come back with an answer yet, because they have to wait a couple of minutes. Instead, Izuku tries to distract himself with a bowl of chocolate ice cream.

It doesn't quite work.

"It's okay if you're not. Don't get all sad because of that, you can keep trying..."

"It's time!" The green haired omega jumps off the couch, almost dropping his bowl in the process. He leaves it on the counter before he rushes towards the bathroom again, right where he left them.

"So?"

Positive. They're both positive.

Sobbing, Izuku runs out to hug his friend.

"I'm going to have a pup!"

"Maybe a couple..." Aoyama smiles back at him. "I can't believe I'm going to be Uncle Aoyama soon!"

Tearing up, Izuku touches his own belly, even though the pregnancy is not noticeable yet.

"Well... It's time for me to go because you have to tell something to your explosive alpha. Call me tomorrow, alright?"

Izuku nods, shaking a little. He feels nervous, even though he knows Katsuki is going to like the news.

***

By the time Katsuki comes back, Izuku has calmed down or that's what he thinks. He heats his alpha's noodles again and puts them in a bowl.

"Kacchan, I brought your favo–"

The alpha ignores the food completely and instead takes Izuku in his arms and buries his face in the curve of his neck.

"I missed you," Katsuki takes a deep breath, right before he starts kissing his cute omega all over the face.

Izuku can't help it, he starts sobbing, which prompts the pro hero to immediately take a step back and look at him with concern.

"What is it, Izuku? Did I hurt you?"

"No, no! Of course not!" The omega assures him, feeling Katsuki's thumbs on his cheeks, trying to wipe off the tears.

"Do I have to kill someone?"

"No," Izuku chuckles then, rubbing his nose against Katsuki's. "These are happy tears."

"But... Izuku..."

The omega cradles Katsuki's face in his hands and the smile on his face becomes wide despite the tears.

"Kacchan... I'm pregnant."

The pro hero freezes, even though there's a lot of emotions and thoughts glimmering in his eyes at once. Izuku bites his bottom lip with worry, a concern that only grows when Katsuki blinks, drops to his knees and puts both arms around Izuku's middle.

"Kacchan!"

"Are you sure?" The alpha has tears in his eyes as well, but he's fighting them, trying to keep it together.

"Yes! We're going to be parents, Kacchan!" Izuku squeaks with delight when he feels kisses on his belly before the pro hero carries him towards the couch and cuddles with him.

"You're the best thing that could've happened to me, Izuku."

That's when Izuku bursts into happy tears again. Katsuki tries to kiss them away even though he's tearing up too.

***

They tell their friends a couple of days later. Although they don't exactly get the opportunity to actually say the words because Ashido guesses right away.

Then Izuku is attacked with hugs; Katsuki growls at Todoroki when the other alpha pulls Izuku into his arms, but calms down when Izuku kisses the blond pro hero on the chin.

It's been a little bit challenging already, Katsuki has become a bit possessive and overprotective and has a hand on Izuku's waist most of the time.

Fortunately, he doesn't let his instincts get the best of him and their friends are more than used to his grumpy behavior already so none of them get mad at it.

"Congratulations!" Uraraka grins, before squeezing Izuku into her arms.

"Careful, round cheeks!"

"I'm fine, Kacchan!"

Of course, Katsuki's friends don't waste the opportunity to tease him about his overreactions when it comes to Izuku and his safety and even though he growls at them, the omega can tell he's having a good time.

He sits Izuku on his lap and keeps one of his big hands on Izuku's belly the whole time as the omega happily tells their friends how he found out he was pregnant.

"Did Blasty cry?"

"NO."

"Yes, he did." Izuku chuckles before giving his grumpy alpha a kiss on the forehead. The pro hero immediately softens. "He's actually very sweet."

Katsuki doesn't even deny it this time.

"You're going to be a great Dad, you know?" Izuku whispers against his ear, giggling when he notices the blush on Katsuki's cheeks.

He can tell his alpha is desperate to meet the pups, because even though they haven't gone to a doctor yet, Izuku is sure now that he's having two pups.

***

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[finkinthisfrew]

Anything (Pt.48)

We finished our bath, which lasted much longer than necessary since we dragged the bath out as long as possible. As Matty gently washed my hair and the rest of my body, we took our time, savouring every touch, kissing each other tenderly on whatever skin we could reach from where we lay, over and over, allowing our hearts to slowly repair as they steeped in each other's presence. 

Afterwards, Matty dried us both off, clothing us in his comfiest sweatsuits, and then placed me on his couch before turning and walking out of the room. Moments later he reappeared with his duvet and several pillows from the bedroom, then began placing them around me, tucking me in tightly.

"Wait, wait, wait, stop," I said as he wrapped me up like a cocoon. He froze, looking up at me skeptically with a raised eyebrow.

"Why?" he asked dubiously.

"Because I want you under here with me," I answered innocently. When he didn't concede immediately, I made sure to pout slightly so he wouldn't turn down my request.

He bit his lip as he fought internally about what would be best for me, finally caving after a few moments.

"Fine," he said as he resumed tucking me in. I raised my eyebrow at him in question and he quickly finished before continuing. "But I'm getting you snacks first," he said as he stood up, wagging a finger at me, then promptly turned on his heel and walked out the door. I couldn't help but laugh, then reached for the remote and began to scroll through Netflix as I tried to decide on something to watch. I settled on a lighthearted rom-com and nestled myself deeper under the covers as I began to watch.

Only a few minutes later, my phone began to ring. I chuckled as I saw the smile of Matty's contact photo light up on my screen, rolling my eyes as I picked it up.

"You can't possibly be calling to check in on me- you've been gone all of five minutes, Matty," I said incredulously as I answered.

"I'm just walking to the shop- I'm grabbing you a bunch of things, but are you in the mood for anything specific? We'll order lunch in, but any snack cravings?" he asked earnestly.

"I'm okay, Matty, honestly. I'm fine with just lunch," I laughed.

"But what about after? Just tell me what to get," he insisted.

"I'm honestly not very hungry," I said. I listened to his silence on the line, then I realized he wasn't going to take no for an answer. I sighed.

"Some chocolate, I guess? That Milka one we both like with the biscuits? And maybe some juice?" I gave in.

"Perfect," he said, his smile audible. "Anything else?"

"Matty," I replied sternly.

"Oh, hush, or else I'm going to call Agatha- she'll take my side and we both know it," he said sassily as the familiar bustle and beeps of the grocery store buzzed in the background.

"Goodbyyye, Maaatty," I sang.

"See you soon, my love," he said sweetly into the phone before hanging up.

Some 15 minutes later, I heard Matty climbing up the stairs, then reappear in the doorway carrying what must have been at least five or six grocery bags stuffed to the brim. As he carried them to the kitchen counter, I stood up and walked over to him, wrapping my arms around him from behind, earning a yelp from him.

"Anna-" he began to protest at my non-horizontal state.

"MATTY!" I yelled as my eyes landed on one of the bags which had tipped over, its entire contents spilling out of the bag and onto the counter. The bag was chock-full of Milka chocolate bars.

"I'm going to be gone for a couple more days! I didn't want you to run out!" he reasoned.

My eyes scanned the contents of the rest of the bags which were full to the brim with canned soups, heating pads, a variety of fruits including a dozen lemons, multiple bottles of honey, several different kinds of tea, various medicines, and every kind of juice you could imagine, including orange, apple, mango, pomegranate... I even saw a thermometer peeking out of one of the bags. He'd gone completely overboard, and while I found his overreaction entirely unnecessary, I was also so incredibly touched. I'd never had someone take care of me the way Matty did.

I tightened my grip around his waist as I nuzzled my head into his back.

"Thank you, babe," I whispered meaningfully into the hood of his sweatshirt.

"Hey," he said, raising his arms before turning around in my embrace so he could wrap his own arms around me. "Anything for you, my love. Anything," he said as his large palm cupped the back of my head tenderly.

Less than an hour later, once we were finally both settled under the covers on the couch with our bellies both full of takeout butter chicken, Matty turned to me, his eyes soft with care.

"How are you feeling?" he asked.

"Tired," I answered honestly. "Kind of feel hungover, but different. I guess I feel a bit anxious too. Mostly just tired though," I said with a yawn as Matty nodded attentively. "I also feel pretty upset about... what happened... last night, but I don't really wanna talk about that now. I'm definitely too tired for that..."

"I'm sorry, darling-" he answered as he wove his fingers through my hair, running them down to my neck where he began to massage the tense muscles. "-for everything... Are you anxious about anything in particular?"

"I'm anxious about everything in particular," I sighed. "I think it's from the roofies though- the doctor warned me that I might feel some anxiety or depression from the leftover drugs in my system..." I said as I closed my eyes and let Matty work some of the stress out of my body. "But honestly I'm too tired to really think too much right now- I feel like I just ran 17 marathons back to back."

"You should get some sleep, darling," he said softly into my ear before kissing my earlobe gently, then reached for the remote to turn the movie off.

"No, I like this," I said, putting my hand on his. "This is keeping me relaxed, and I wanna enjoy your company as long as I can," she said, a tinge of sadness in my voice. We both knew he had to leave in the morning. "Please? Let's just do this a little longer."

Matty caved, moving both our hands to his chest. I smiled at him happily, and he smiled back before his eyes returned to the movie. It wasn't until now that I noticed the huge bags under his eyes. He looked exhausted.

"Maybe we should sleep, actually," I said.

He looked back at me quizzically. I placed my hand on his cheek, running my thumb along the purple crescents.

"When's the last time you slept, baby?" I asked him softly.

He averted his eyes, clearly uninterested in sharing this information with me.

"The other night," he said nonchalantly, his eyes staring at the TV but not following any of the movements.

"Which other night?" I pried.

He sighed before his eyes turned back to mine sadly.

"Two nights ago," he answered honestly. Before I could begin to fuss over him, he cut me off. "I'm totally fine," he assured me, "I promise. I don't even feel tired."

I didn't have the energy to bicker, so I gave up for now and decided I'd try again later.

As we settled back into the movie, I noticed he kept looking at his phone, reading text messages and sending off his own, his fingers fidgeting anxiously with the duvet between texts.

"What's wrong, Matty?" I said, turning to look up at him

"Oh nothing, darling," he said, smiling down at me sweetly, but his smile didn't quite reach his eyes before they flitted back to the TV.

"Matty," I said with gentle sternness, taking his hand into mine and getting his attention again. "You don't have to tell me, but please don't lie to me," I said gently as I looked into his now saddened eyes.

"There's nothing I wouldn't share with you, darling," he said as he turned my hand over in his and opened my fingers. "But I don't want to worry you- you're meant to be taking it easy," he explained, rubbing my palm with his thumb.

"I'd feel a lot better if my boyfriend wasn't stressing out all alone," I offered.

"I know you want to help because you're such a selfless, giving angel, Anna," he said between the little kisses he planet on my forehead, "but it's too much to handle right now," he admitted earnestly. "I don't think I have it in me right now," added quietly, his eyes turning to look down at our fingers which now interlaced.

"Let me help. I have it in me," I said, giving his large hand a squeeze. "Let me take some of the weight off you."

"I'm afraid you don't have it in you either right now, Anna. You need to be resting," he said quietly, his eyes looking up at me, pleading. "Let me just deal with it on my own for now. I promise I'll tell you once you've rested up a bit."

"You don't have to do this alone, Matty," I said encouragingly.

His brow creased as his eyes turned pained with guilt, scanning my face for forgiveness. 

"You've already been through enough," he said so quietly, almost to himself. He turned away before mumbling, "You don't deserve this..."

"What do you mean, Matty? What happened?" I asked worriedly, sitting up straight.

Matty put his hand on my back and began to rub it soothingly. His eyes looked even guiltier now.

"There's been another article..." he admitted nervously with a look of worry. "It came out this morning. It's more of the same. My PR team is doing what they can and I've just been messaging with them about making sure your comments are turned off on your social media this time. I don't want to risk adding any more stress to your life right now..."

My stomach dropped. I couldn't lie, I was upset. But I was too tired to feel anything more than annoyed at this moment. 

"Fucking assholes..." I muttered to myself. I sighed audibly, then leaned back into Matty's chest, melting into his arms as they wrapped around me. 

We'd been lying like that in silence for a while before I noticed Matty's heart beating faster than normal against my back.

"I'm not too worried," I said quietly before I tilted my head back to look up at him. "We have our plan in motion, remember?" I said with a small smile.

"You're not upset?" he asked in confusion.

"Well yeah, a bit," I answered honestly, "but if the last few days have taught me anything, it's that none of it matters." I peered into his worried eyes as I readjusted myself to look at him better, and he watched my every move intently.

"Nothing's more important than us, Matty," I said firmly. "Nothing."

"But you've been through so much, Anna..." he breathed, his brow creased deeply with pain. 

"And I'll go through a lot more, I'm sure," I replied. I shrugged slightly. "But it's all worth it if it means that at the end of the day, I have you."

"I don't know if I agree with that..." he mumbled. He noticed my look of hurt and quickly corrected himself. "I just mean that my world has been bringing you nothing but pain and stress and hurt since we've met, and sometimes I worry you might be better off without me."

I frowned deeply at him.

"Saying something stupid like that again, I dare you," I threatened with a playful glint in my eye. "I know I'm weak right now, but that won't stop me from trying to smack the ridiculous out of you."

This earned a chuckle from Matty, and the sound made my heart skip a beat.

"But seriously, the pain of living life without you would far exceed anything either of us has gone through since we met by at least infinity," I reassured him as I leaned toward his face, planting a kiss on his cheek. "I promise."

"Well that I can agree with," he said with a small smile as he kissed the tip of my nose.

I settled back into my favourite spot, burrowing deeper against Matty's chest as I nestled myself into the crook of his arms. His arms wrapped around me snugly and we both sighed- a mixture of annoyance at our situation and happiness that we were together.

"We should go to bed if you're tired, I don't have to keep watching," I said as Matty kissed the top of my head.

"No, I want to keep hanging out. I love spending time with you too much," he said sweetly. "I promise, I'm not even tired."

I reached to grab a piece of the chocolate bar that lay unwrapped on the couch next to us, along with several other snacks Matty had picked up for us, and munched away quietly as I continued to watch the movie.

A few minutes later, I noticed something familiar in the next scene: the familiar rectangular box Matty's band used for their merch on the t-shirt of an extra walking far in the background.

"Oh look, Matty!" I said, tapping his chest gently with my finger. When he didn't respond, I peered up to find him fast asleep, his lips parted slightly as he breathed in and out slowly, his chest rising and falling with his breath. He looked so relaxed, finally asleep after such a whirlwind few days, yet his arms stayed tightly wrapped around me. I couldn't help but smile.

"I love you," I whispered quietly, almost to myself as I looked up at his angelic face, and he tilted his head to the side, nuzzling it into mine as he pulled me in closer against him, then smacked his lips lightly all while deep asleep before settling back into his still and deep slumber with a new little smile.

[thecryptkeeperskeeper]

Get To Know Me!! Thank you @deeplyseriousgator for the tag!

Rules: Answer and tag nine people you want to get to know better and catch up with.

Favorite color(s): blues, greens, light purple, warm orange, black

Last Song: uh something from the album Kill 'Em All but it's on shuffle in my car so I forgor. I'll say The Four Horsemen bc it's my favorite hehe

Currently reading: A Room With a View by E. M. Forester! It's wild dude I love it

Currently watching: Rewatching X-Files my beloved currently, and also making my way through Gravity Falls (I watched it when it was on but not like WATCHED it watched it). OH also working through Columbo, I'm on the newer seasons where there's like two every couple years. It's fine but the earlier seasons are definitely my favorites.

Currently craving: I just had dinner so not really craving anything rn! Maybe some juice. Maybe some cranberry pomegranate. That'd be nice.

Coffee or Tea: I WISH I liked coffee. I really like the smell, can't stand the taste. I'm not a huge tea person either tho, like green tea with honey and lemon is a go to when I'm sick, and chamomile is ok, but if I'm drinking tea then it's usually cold and fruity, like, peach snapple? Could drink that,,,,every day. But I like it bc it doesn't taste like tea lmao

Hobby To Try: I really really want to get into DnD, I've been interested for YEARS but the idea of making a character made me nervous bc like, they had to be Perfect. Which I realize now is silly. Which is why I'm trying to put a group together with some friends, half of whom already play. So we'll see!

Current Au: Currently in a very hellcheer mindset and just got back from Universal so I've been Think Thoughts about Eddie as like, a character actor like Beetlejuice, and he flirts HARD with Chrissy who is visiting with her loser jock boyfriend or friends or something. Will I write it? Who knows. It's fun to think about tho. Also always thinking about my and @thoughtsofahouseplant's human Spike au that we have like half written the first season of lol

Tagging if you want to join! @thoughtsofahouseplant @faultyhammock @momsopposed2theoccult @silvermars @cunninghamchrissie @majicmarker @erythromanc3r @disgruntleddemon @captain-peroxid3

[blkkizzat]

Woooh I've been a bit MIA for the most part lately but it's been for good reason...Kali I'm on the last chapter before proof.. my book is damn near DONE BABES! And unfortunately not a speck of smut in sight but there might be a love scene in the sequel. Unfortunately, my parents have to read this novel as it's hopefully going to be my debut and I 100% refuse to let them know what I find hot. They don't deserve that.

I'm also writing a Sample Writing piece so I can go back to school. So I'm giving myself more work.

I never got my fried cheese, but the craving went away with my time of the month, so I'm okily dokily.

I generally ONLY like mozz sticks and cheese curds from a greasy bar. Is it the best place to eat? NO. BUT if I have one more cheese curd served with a three house sauces and not ONE of them is marinara I'm going to freak. Worse is when they try to give you No sauce and then say, we don't serve marinara. Then why tf do you have cheese curds?

Anyway... onto my thoughts this evening.

Big celebrations with ya mans. I'm thinking

Gojo, has to go all out. He takes the day off. He showers you in gifts (nothing expensive just things he knows you like) take you out to an elaborate dinner to top before taking you home and making you forget your name. Like you aren't sure what happened or how you ended up on the kitchen counter, but Gojo's house keeper is not entertained when she finds you both naked on her previously clean counter

Geto is more low key and sophisticated a good dinner, some dancing. He let's you pick your favorite spot out and orders you the good dessert. You get home and yes he does pipe you down. Respectfully.

Nanami, he does not like going out. Something about him screams home body to me. He cooks you dinner. Candles, flowers, the whole 9 just at home. He still gets dressed nicely. Lays out a pretty dress so you feel sexy. His reward to you for your celebration is like 4 orgasms on his tongue. He doesn't ask for reciprocation, this night's about you..but you give it to him anyway.

Toji... you're getting dick. Metaphorically and physically. Like he's not buying you shit but he is dicking you down. Like can't walk the next day Dicking you down. You can't even complain. You're satisfied. Your toes barely move without twitching. He does, however, make you toaster waffles the next morning. With orange juice.

Choso...sweet baby that he is...plans something elaborate ..that does not happen. He planned to do the Nanami thing and cook for you and give you a nice relaxing day. But he failed to remember he could not cook. Nearly burnt the damn apartment down. Instead, he orders your favorite take out. Puts on your favorite movie and let's you put your cold ass feet just under his legs to keep them warm. You end up making love on the couch while he's praying you don't smell the burnt food he had to throw away...you do but it's okay cause he's cute.

One stress done and another ready to beat my ass- 🧠

🧠nonny! sorry ml ive been so tired and busy myself i couldnt get to your ask, i have a little back log i still need to get through 😭.

First congrats on your book! That's amazingggg! Smut isn't needed and yeah definitely not if your parents are going to read it 😭😭.

Oooh are you going to go back to school for writing? I love the commitment!

"Worse is when they try to give you No sauce and then say, we don't serve marinara. Then why tf do you have cheese curds?"

NO OKAY CAUSE REAL!!! Or if you can tell the marinara they are using is old/not fresh, urgh.

Also fhjdasfkjhagdfhjab lmfao i know gojo house cleaner would quit if she wasnt getting paid so well. i cant imagine the messes she be coming across. but totally agreed!

Oooh and Geto! I bet hes such a good dancer too, so smooth. I see him being good at salsa and that shit be so touchy/sensual y'all ripping each other clothes off by the time you get home.

Ah yes, Nanami home is his castle! I can also imagine that with lots of flower petals, candles and essential oil. you'd feel like you were somewhere else the way he'd transform your living room.

TOJI MY MANNNNNNN. LISTEN I WILL GLADY TAKE THE TOASTER WAFFLES AND OJ (THAT I BOUGHT AT THE GROCERY STORE) OVER ANYTHING ELSE!!! <333

"Puts on your favorite movie and let's you put your cold ass feet just under his legs to keep them warm."

SEE IM CRYING NOW CAUSE THATS MY BABY GIRL AND THAT IS A NECESSITYYYY!!!! I absolutely love that, esp cause my feet are always cold tbh. He's so cuteeee ahhhh i love him. This was super cute!

What about Sukuna though? I feel like he would need Uraume to remind him of the big event, then Uraume would fine out what you like, buy it and then sukuna will give it to you lmfaoooo

[khesi]

Top 5 favorite drinks! It can be specific ones/flavors if you want.

(Totally not asking because I'm craving a nice hojicha latte right now)

Never had a Hojicha latte, sounds tasty...

Tea is my drink of choice. But specific flavours would be Masala Chai, Rose & Vanilla black tea and Taro Boba/Bubble Tea

Blue Heaven milkshakes. This is an Australian flavour. It's basically it's Vanilla and Raspberry with the syrup being blue (don't ask why)

Portello. Another Aussie drink, although it's also sold in Sri Lanka. (according to wiki). It's a grape flavour soft-drink that has a deep red colour.

Mother Energy Drink, the Lava Guava flavour. I like the drinks in generally, but this would be my favourite flavour (this is also another Aussie brand)

Orange, both the juice and the flavour. And I'm one of those people the likes the pulp.

[rinsarchive]

nine fandom people to get to know better 💖✨

thank you @lunaaaylin for the tag, ur my favourite :D

THREE SHIPS YOU LIKE:

ai di and chen yi from kiseki: dear to me (taiwan dramas always know exactly how to do angst to such an extent that i also actively suffer and i'm not even part of the relationship, but the reward is so delicious scrumptious yummy to me that it's worth all the headaches it causes)

tang yi and meng shao fei from history: trapped (it's the first history series i watched and perhaps you might think that's why it's my favourite but you'd be wrong. it's actually because it's the best <3)

bai lang and jin xun an from my tooth, your love (another taiwan drama to complete the trio but omg i binged this show in the weirdest way possible (backwards) for my own personal silly reasons but yes. they're up there as some of my favourites because of their silly boy communication but also because of the trope of cooking for the one you love which i'm utterly enamoured with just like xun an is enamoured with bai lang)

FIRST SHIP EVER:

i had to go check on ao3 who the oldest pairing that i've got bookmarked fics for and it's merlin x arthur <3 i watched bbc merlin when it aired so i'm guessing it started around then but i wasn't reading fic at the time so idk sjfdks. if we're talking first true otp it's probably thorn and daphne from scooby doo and the witch's ghost :D

LAST SONG YOU HEARD:

i'm currently listening to fall in love again by p1harmony who i've been getting into a lot more recently so <3

FAVOURITE CHILDHOOD BOOK:

there's a book called the secret island by enid blyton and that's the first book i physically couldn't put down because the storyline had me hooked from the first page ksdhfks but also a book called numbers by rachel ward, which i read as a teen but i still think about to this day. in fact, i still have it somewhere.

CURRENTLY READING:

the sword of kaigen bc i saw it mentioned on tiktok and it's actually so good like worldbuilding is mwah <3 but when i'm not reading that, then i'm hunting for good fics (mostly the untamed bc those characters are my comfort boys)

CURRENTLY WATCHING:

anti reset, 1000 years old, deep night, 23.5, and i feel you linger in the air rewatch that is absolutely krilling me <3

CURRENTLY CONSUMING:

fresh orange juice and bourbon biscuits <3 i haven't been able to have either for so long bc of treatment so now i'm indulging a bit :D

CURRENTLY CRAVING:

this specific chocolate cereal that is like. little chocolate bowls and it's so good but i haven't had it in so long.

i'm tagging @patchanons, @universe-club, @lwjenthusiast, @jimmyysea, @junghaesin if you haven't already done this and want to! no pressure ofc <3

[stonedsoul]

tag nine people u want to get to know better

thanks for the tag @callixton :3 three ships: in like... the silliest and most unserious way possible mick jagger and ronnie wood😭#girlbestfriends. ethan rayne and rupert giles from btvs... so little screen time together but they captured my heart fr <3333. and finally josh and donna from the west wing... platonic or romantic or whatever they will always be so beloved to me first ever ship: chandler and monica from friends and i stand by that!! they were so cute last song: sultans of swing by dire straits. learning it on the guitar 🕺🎸 last movie: i think it was fight club?? i haven't been watching too many movies recently. great film tho currently reading: quite a few things but none very consistently... i'm reading 'all tomorrows photos' (and have been for ages i'll finish it one of these days 😭) by @geneseedraws it's rlly good :) and keith richards' autobiography 'life'!! currently watching: also quite a few things! the most consistent of which is all creatures great and small which is sooo good i love it. also been watching gossip girl it's very fun... and ofc s4 of succession. and i've just started watching the o.c. cos of my brother 😭 currently consuming: nothing :( but i had a very nice lasagna a couple of hours ago :) real g's move in silence like lasagna one of the lyrics of all time thank you lil wayne currently craving: orange juice? i always start craving oj late at night i do not know why. also sleep i'm tired... tagging (but no pressure) - @sxmthingiswrxng, @lennonislife, @gonebutinaniceway, @thelastdj, @lettersfrombeyondthegrave, @sharksome-nen, @ronnie-woody, @thedirtymac, @bluesrocknrollingstones

[bugmin]

i'm not gonna lie i didn't bother watching mid 90s until my brother made me coz i thought it was gonna be some plotless indie movie abt nothing which it kinda was but erm. okay. that was incredibly heartbreaking. i am so sad for that child. first of all, look how fucking small he is 😭😭😭

this shot made me so sick to my stomach solely bcoz of the size comparison. THATS A BABYYYYYY 😭😭😭 and the ending?? i literally thought it was just beginning to wrap up and then the credits roll. i said "that's it?!" idk i did not feel more 'at peace' or w/e abt the trauma stevie experienced . dont get me wrong it's not a bad movie like the soundtrack was banger after banger i'm just ...ALSO did fuckshit not get arrested??? he was driving while severely intoxicated and crashed w multiple ppl involved including a very young minor child. why is he not in jail??? if i was stevie's mama he'd be hanged drawn and quartered in the town square ☝️😭 expeditiously i say. how DARE yall put my child in that situation. ANY of those situations!!! but stevie's mama didn't seem very engaged w her children's lives in the first place ... couldn't have been me tho. but yeah as for the ending in general i thought it was gonna have a stronger conclusion as to like... how easily children get taken advantage of and led down dangerous/difficult paths especially if they have a poor home life/support system, and maybe how just one kind, attentive person (i.e ray) can save a life in ways that doesnt necessarily require any superhero acts. the scene of stevie and ray in the shop while ray is setting up his new skateboard ? oh my god. so endearing. so comforting. i wanted more scenes like that but instead at the end im left wondering?? is stevie ever gonna learn to cope with intense emotions in ways that dont evoke self harm? was he truly inspired by rays ambition and drive and decided to follow in his steps rather than fuckshit for whom it is astoundingly unclear if he was punished literally or narratively and learned from his mistakes? not to mention the statutory rape that occured at the party was never actually condemned iirc aside from the fleeting 3 seconds of outrage from the mother but i get it cld be somewhat of a testament to how poorly understood male sexual abuse/assault is and was at the time. but fuckshit and his drunk driving that almost killed stevie? i dont get that. why was there no outrage or condemnation coz upon seeing fuckshit and the others in the hospital waiting room the mother seems to forgive them instantly. huh?! that easily?! and the orange juice from the brother? im sawry but go fuck urself.. that is not redemption enough for me to be like "oh yay you'll definitely stop abusing him now" coz in my experience with abuse, the anger and hostility eventually rears its ugly head back around even if they're genuinely remorseful bc the root of the issue has not been addressed. and maybe the ending was trying to say smth abt stevie falling in love with idealization and the sense of camaraderie he found with these other skaters despite the slippery slope that is gaining validation/acceptance at any and all costs. but that commentary seemed to vanish in the hospital coz what i kinda got was "yeah but this shit is still dope asf" ?? like sure but i dont think we were arguing that. skateboarding could be and is a really great outlet for stevie but i just dont feel that satisfied w the ending. is his mother gonna be more engaged in his life? is that jackass brother actually gonna change his ways so he can start protecting and nurturing stevie like he should rather than bullying and assaulting him? even so, why must it take a near death experience when all stevie has done is crave his love? ugh. just breaks my heart. and did fuckshit even have a wakeup call? does stevie fully understand that violence is not inherent to him? idk. i think it really needed another 15 minutes but, hey, LA in a pretty filter. whats not to love