#Iron Cops

[gbhbl]

Horror Movie Review: Dead Heat (1988)

While LAPD detectives Roger and Doug are investigating a spree of crime committed by dead criminals, Roger is killed. He is brought back to life by a resurrecting machine used on these criminals. Then the real case begins…

 Dead Heat is a 1988 American buddy cop action zombie comedy film directed by Mark Goldblatt. Detectives Roger Mortis and Doug Bigelow are called to the scene of a rather violent jewellery store robbery. The robbers take on a squadron of police in a messy shootout, but neither seems affected when they are riddled with bullets. Thanks to the combined, albeit extreme measures of Mortis and Bigelow,…

[pastelchad]

I know it’s common for RE fans to lament the fact that Leon never got to live his dream of being a cop but I feel like he was going to have a severely rude awakening resulting in the loss of his innocence either way. His chief of police was a serial rapist and murderer who liked to taxidermy his victims’ bodies. In an AU where umbrella never existed and there’s no zombies he most likely would have been harassed/threatened off the force bc he tried to expose Irons.

[portycupcake]

Rock Crush paper drawing 🪨📝

➕ digital drawings

[paul-transportlifemashup]

Before & After I added Flame Nova to this legendary photo

[brainrottfan]

I just got into metal cardbots a while ago

I'm OBSESSED

Anyways post dump of most the things I made

That I keep forgetting to post...

I saw that one post of bluecop being congratulated for top surgery so-

take some sketches 2 on the road

Sesbian lex... I headcannon they're both trans women💖

Memes

Ok in gun do a head cannon and ship post sometime soon, bc I have a huge list 💖

[bearforceone3]

did you know guy and steel were college buddies

[skygallop]

metal card art from jumpgo on wechat

[wantedi]

Sorry if i already posted some of these 🙏, these have been rotting in my album for weeks.

[uselessalexis165]

the final battle but it’s just random screenshots that i took (3) 🤖

[blue-policerobot]

Black Hook and Heavy Iron are fighting and causing destruction in Blue Cop City!

I swear! It's not a lie

Blue Cop facepalmed. Ah, not again.

"Edo's going to kill me if I don't stop this."

And he ran off to the garage where Heavy Iron (@heavyironsbasement) & Cap'n Blackhook (@capta1nstreasure). Peeking his head into Edo's garage, he closed his eyes and yelled– 

"You better not being fighting-!"

[king-k-ripple]

[yume-writes]

Hey, so I have just read your Blue Cop gets kidnapped by MECH scenery again and saw the part you mention that he screams his friend's name. And my brain somehow thinks about the order of how he'd scream the name of his friends. Like we know he gets along with Jun and OP(I'm not sure about him, he probably could be the last one too) the most so he probably calls their name first. Then, follow up will be the rest of his friends, but this time will be randomly, so whoever comes up in his brain, he will probably call them.

Now to the main part, imagine he left Heavy Iron, Black Hook and especially Flame Nova the last. And the reason he calls out their name is when he was so desperate and was SO near breaking he has to scream the name of literally two criminals that kill most of his colleagues back in Machina and his former mentor who he can't even look in the face currently. Like the three are the strongest Jun has so he probably delulu that one of them will find him and him out of this damn place.

Another thing I just came up with while writing this. Imagine one of Blue Cop's friends comes to save him and coincidentally hears him scream their name lol- if Blue Cop cannot sleep because of the trauma experience, then others will not sleep because Blue Cop's scream haunts their dreams:))))

I lowkey wanna see Black Hook, Heavy Iron and especially Flame Nova reaction when they hear Blue Cop scream their name and being haunted by that.

(I feel like a pervert when writing this tbh, lol-)

MCB x TFP crossover

I feel like I should make a list of how many times we abuse Blue Cop, we've been doing that a lot

Blue Cop screaming out his friends names, knowing it's useless (they aren't anywhere near him, they don't know where he is) but just begging hoping for someone to save him. He gets so desperate that he calls, screams, out for anyone to save him

He mostly calls out the cardbots names first, Mega Trucker, Mega Ambler, etc. Then he calls out the names of the humans, he knows they wouldn't be able to do anything against MECH but still. He finally calls out for Black Hook, Heavy Iron and his old mentor, Flame Nova. He never thought he would be begging for Flame Nova to save him but here he is. He screams himself raw until most of his voice is static

I feel like Black Hook, Heavy Iron, and Flame Nova would stop for just a moment (extremely small moment) to process the fact Blue Cop is calling for them. Confusion and shock would be their first reactions, mostly Black Hook and Heavy Iron. Flame Nova gets reminded of his past, he remembers times when Blue Cop would call out for help. It shakes all of them to their cores

When Blue Cop is finally brought back to base, those three keep a close optic on him. The knowledge that he screamed out their names must mean that whatever he went through was hell. Flame Nova would take more interest in Blue Cop, gaining some of his old mentor habits. Just because he's a traitor to Machina doesn't mean he doesn't care for Blue Cop any more

[lavenlady]

I've seen your work and it's amazing!!!

So I want to make a request.

How about the idea of

reader baby cardbot and platonic/parental relationship with cardbots?

Possible strong friendship with Theo.

Notes:

Reader is the last baby created by the Machine, doesn't remember how he ended up on Earth and doesn't know what happened to his creators.

The team takes responsibility for raising a new generation.

And by human standards, the reader could be 5-7 years old.

I LOVE the Idea! Here you go @akifandragon! Enjoy!

✪ The Last ✪ | Metal Cardbot x Child!Cardbot!Reader

Your escape pod was found in the scrapyard, basking in the sun, waiting to be opened. Noone really knew you were there, so everyone thought there was a treasure or a device. After making both Black Hook and Heavy Iron retreat, the first to open the pod was Blue Cop. Being as careful as he could, he didn't want to damage the thing that was inside.

Without much struggle he managed to do so, but what he found was not a device of any kind. It was you, a young little Cardbot. How terrified you were, shifting to the far back of the pod with such panicked optics. It made our last surviving Star Guardian guilty, he tried to calm you down, not wanting to keep you in this probably uncomfortable pod any longer. It was confusing for others, what was it taking his so long to get the device out? Wild Guardy fed up with the wait decided to walk towards the police car, only to stop in his tracks after seeing the contents of the pod. It made his processor swirl and had nearly had him collapsing from shock.

Others, sensing that something is wrong, slowly made they way towards the two. You have chosen to climb into the Star Guardians arms, still shaky, but content with his soft hold. You, as a curious young Cardbot you were, started playing with his helmfins, seeing that they moved when trying to reach them. Mega Ambler was the first one to come closer, checking your well being. Everyone was confused, how did you get here? Was it an accident, or was it intentional? Either way it was a positive outcome, you were probably the last child that somehow survived the annihilation of Machina. It truly was a blessing.

The closest Cardbot to you was Blue Cop, he was the first one to meet you afterall. He is always watching over you, worried that something could happen. You often like to play with his helmfins, watching as they shift to get away from your touch, it truly was funny to you.

The second in line was Shadow X, thanks to his more childish attitude. He tries to include you in his pranks, but Blue Cop's influence has reached you far quicker than anticipated. Though you never refused a lesson in shuriken throwing, the sound of them cutting the air was interesting. Sadly it was rare as whenever Mega Ambler would see you playing with something sharp, he pulls you away and lectures Shadow X for hours. You always enjoy his company.

Mega Ambler knows how fragile you are compared to them, to Black Hook and to Heavy Iron. It worries him that you are exposed to violence at such young age. He can't really cut it out entirely, but he can limit it to the best of his abilities. You deeply like how caring he is with you, even better he could always explain complex thing to you in an interesting way.

Phoenix Fire is more carefree than the unlicensed doctor, but worries greatly as well. Working with fires on Machina really showed what kind of damage it can do. When ever you are too hot he happily sprays water to cool you off, he can't have you overheating, it is not good for your health. You love to spend time with him, often asking him to make rain with his water cannons, it was one of your favourite activities.

Dexter loves teaching you about Earth's nature, taking you on strolls through the forest and showing you it's beauty. You took an interest to cats as they were more common to spot. Mainly because Dexter takes them to the Auto Shop and watches over you as you carefully pet the felines. You liked listening to him and loved the animals he often brought over.

Mega Trucker enthusiastically showed you the music he danced to. He even taught you some moves. He was the next fun Cardbot after Shadow X, managing to keep you company all day if needed. You liked him and were ecstatic that he could keep up with your sometimes handful energy.

Fleta Z likes to take you on flights, of course after asking others if that was alright. You loved the feeling of traveling the skies. He mostly carries you in his robot form so you often try to catch the clouds, though they always escape. It really makes him laugh at how determined you are to touch them. You like flying with him and playing with his wings like with Blue Cop's helmfins.

Wild Guardy didn't really try to get closer to you, but your genuine want to be his friends partly won him over. You really liked when he used his sword. That made him ask Mega Ambler to make you a smaller one without sharp edges. You would often want to sit on his shoulders and swing your mini sword around, hugging his helm so you won't fall off. He could only sigh and accept his fate.

You weren't really close to humans, but Theo somehow managed to make his way into your friend circle. You liked to hear his stories and rumors about the surrounding area, it was funny how other Cardbots were believing such stories and you were not. You liked to watch Theo as he was doing his homework, often listening to him as he explained what he was doing. You were even trying to help with your new possessed knowledge.

The first contact with Black Hook's crew was funny to say the least. The mini Gallons were tasked to steal the Metal Breath. While the older Cardbots were chasing them you quietly picked up the green one out of the minis and held him close, finding him fun to carry around. Noone really noticed that, both of you watching the chase on the sidelines without really having anything to do.

The other two managed to get away, luckily without the Metal Breath. Their escape was short lived as Buffalo Crush crushed them accidentally under his tire. Your innocent nature immediately made you cry at the sight. The green mini was in shock, somehow you had unconsciously saved him from that fate, which made him try to lighten up your mood. Seeing at least one of them was intact made you hug him to your chassis, happy that he is still there.

The mini Gallon quickly became your friend, being around you all the time. When others found out you had him, at first they tried to coax you into giving him to them, but seeing your sad little optics made then drop that idea. They allowed it under other Cardbot's supervision.

When Buffalo Crush was sealed you were hesitant at first, but with his unique personality you slowly came to like him. Of course not without an apology to the mini Gallon. Buffalo Crush was shocked seeing you, how and when did you appear. If he was still with Black Hook, he would have probably told him about that discovery. He likes to carry you around on his shoulders and listen to your questions. You enjoy his talks and fuel he gives you, it is really tasty!

Buster Gallon was taken back as well when he saw you, but noticing that you had his missing mini, he tried to get him back, only to be met with your denial. He started arguing with you, both of you looking like kids fighting for the same toy. In the end you had to let your little friend go. Instead he started introducing you to his less harmful experiments. You especially liked his ink shooting pen.

Black Hook was ecstatic, a little fella that spent time with his subordinates and greatly enjoyed their company was perfect to be a part of the Black crew. Other Cardbots denied to even let you near the battle field and had to watch over so he wouldn't possibly endanger your well-being. You liked his hat and just like with Blue Cop's helmfins you liked to try and reach it. Black Hook was often spotted with you on his shoulder from where you were trying to reach his pirate hat with your shorter arms.

The final battle took place, they had to leave you behind at the Auto Shop with the minis to keep you company. After winning the fight with Heavy Iron and successfully sealing him, he got to finally met you. He was confused to say the least. When did you even show up? He didn't want you near him, always moving away from you. He couldn't exactly say that to your face-plates as he knew he wouldn't hear the end of it. Over time he would let you hug his leg. He was not going soft on you just because you are possibly the last young of planet Machina. Was he?

You liked Heavy Iron's swords, just like Wild Guardy's ones. His banter with Black Hook was hilarious. They even knocked back Blue Cop's hat off his helm. They fought often and you didn't understand why. Fleta Z told you that it was their way of bonding. He played his flute whenever they argued to keep your attention away from them. All of them wanted to keep the last young of their kind safe. Though that was cut short when their presence started to make Edo broke and even better - Crest found a stone tablet, which he thought Jun would like to see.

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[important-quest1on-anon]

sandwiches

[paul-transportlifemashup]

THE END OF METAL CARDBOT SEASON 2!! 26 August 2024 ~ 11 February 2025

Thank you for entertaining us all See you again in the next Season 3!

[heavyironsbasement]

Heyo, Anon here. What exactly do you think of the other Card bots on your team? (Specially the ones who joined here with you) hmm?

"The other Metal Cardbots? If you're asking for my opinion, there is not much I can say about them... I have not had the proper time to interact.”

Heavy Iron responded… well. It was more like he hesitated to interact with the other Metal Cardbots.

“- So I shall speak of some off battlefield impressions and current observations.”

“Let us start with those who are on this app with me.”

“Blue Cop is an intelligent and skilled Metal Cardbot. He has skills worthy of his status as a Star Guardian. I’ve fought cardbots that were under par with him before.” ( @blue-policerobot )

Heavy iron sighed, softly.

“Though, Earth has softened him.”

He paused.

“As of late in fact, I would notice him returning during the dead of night. Critically injured and often beelining the second he returns towards Mega Ambler’s medical bay.”

He paused again.

“I am unsure if Mega Ambler confronted him about that yet.”

“Speaking of him. Mega Ambler is a good doctor, despite his... lack of a license..." ( @unlicensedmedicalcardbot )

Heavy Iron honestly wondered if it was even safe to trust Mega Ambler's medical procedures besides the occasional Healing Pulse. He was particularly worried in the future for when any of them would require surgury. That was not a fun thing to envision at all...

"I only trust him with Recycle Shot and Healing pulse. Outside combat... my self recovering function is enough to bring me to my prime, with enough available energy."

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“Shadow X, however. Is a BRAT.” ( @shadowx-ishere1 )

Heavy Iron hissed out, pure unbridled spite laced his tone. He did not had a bright opinion on that kid.

“You have no clue how many times we have fallen victim to that child’s stupid pranks… not too long ago, Buster Gallon came complaining to me while covered in glitter. While amusing, you could not but help feel a little bit of sympathy for him. Glitter is rather difficult to clean out after all.”

“Mega Trucker tends to blast his music a lot, it was enjoyable at first. But overtime, it eventually grows into a bad helmache.” ( @thelatinodancerbot )

“The others tell him to keep it down before I could intervene myself.”

“Buster Gallon is sharp, though he is a bit of a trickster. Regardless, he has a good helm on his shoulders. He understands what tasks need to be completed and carry’s them out with efficiency before retreating to his workshop.” ( @bustergall0n )

“Asides from the rare interaction. We do not talk much. The little ones, the Mini Gallons. I find myself somewhat fond of them”

He scoffed slightly with amusement. They were endearing. They reminded him of-

“Fleta Z, I’ve found from experience that he is quite the formidable sniper. Recently I discovered from passing conversation that he was formerly The Hunter Of The Wilderness.” ( @gracefulbountyhunter )

Looking away, he admits.

“I’ve had my encounters with him in the past back on Machnia. I never would have guessed a gentleman such as him was so deadly.”

“But it fits him.”

With a small but weary chuckle, he contiuned.

“Black Hook.” ( @capta1nstreasure )

“…”

“I have very colourful language I can and will not hesitate to use to address him.”

He responded, turning to the side to glance at Black Hook, his optics narrowing subtly, before turning away to look back at Anon.

“Though I am guaranteed to get banned if I say it here.”

He was about to move on, before he added.

“We only tolerate each other thanks to the influence of Jun and the Metal Breath.”

“Then there is Dexter to consider. Dexter has recently joined us on Tumblr not too long ago.”

“He’s… strangely unique. Those tiny earth mammals you humans refer to as cats, flock to him like a herd. I avoid him often, lest there be an accident where I do not mind my step.” ( @k1ttykatwhisperer )

“Let us move onto those not on Tumblr, shall we?”

He said, already thinking about what he could say about the others.

“Wild Guardy is a Metal Cardbot who had a lot of potential. I gathered that he wanted to become a Star Guardian who surpassed Blue Cop. Based on the fight before my sealing… If Machnia had not exploded. He could very well have had a successful career.”

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"Phoenix Fire has pyrophobia despite being designed for firefighting. It is very ironic, though I find it convenient that his reaction time is superb when it comes to extinguishing fires."

"I would have burned the warehouse down already if it was not for him."

Happily, he flashed back to the first day he spent at Edo’s repair garage.

“Hahaha! Good times, very good times.”

“Buffalo Crush however… is… special. There is not much I can say about him at the moment. I never had the proper opportunity to observe him.

Pausing, he mulled over the list of Cardbots. Did he get them all…? He thinks he did. Nodding once to himself in satisfaction, he turned back to the anon.

“I do realize there are the other Metal Cardbots from beyond Motown at present. But I have not met them yet to form a proper opinion.”

“That concludes this question.”

“Although, I apologize it took so long to respond. I shall reply to the other ask’s momentarily.”