#International Teachers Day

[phoenixcatch7]

Bit of a shame I left hp before I entered svsss because one of my favourite tropes at the time was 'dumbledore calls in External Support from different fandom during ootp and they show up to grimmauld to help (and utterly upstage everyone in the process)'.

And needless to say Sqq, at any point, would have been perfect.

Like. He's a teacher too. A scholar. Secretly from the modern world so he'd have no trouble with its intricate and mysterious workings, incidentally making himself look very cool and competent in the process. He'd have So Many Opinions. He'd incite bloody war with umbridge. He'd project his feelings for sj onto Snape with a side of commiseration for his role and fate. He'd mostly pretend to know so much less about hp than he actually does (which, hilariously, he canonically name drops in svsss, AND his system is pretty heavily implied to have previously worked in, like wow). He'd be constantly comparing Harry with lbh. He'd have a running internal dialogue bemoaning the world building, the characters, Harry's fate, the general decision making process, maybe some death of the author. Geeking out about magic. Raiding the library whenever he's free.

He might bring his students as part of an exchange, he might bring a fellow peak lord if it was a serious mission (liushen anyone?) he could bring adult lbh. Maybe sqh? Or sqh could be the messenger with the system and/or mbj.

A self aware character who couldn't live with himself if he didn't at least try to change Harry's fate whether or not he actually likes the kid? He could canon that divergence before you could say horcrux. That kind, oblivious, smoking hot exotic teacher who had people ruining their lives for him in a world that was used to people that pretty and also hated him specifically?? The hogwarts students wouldn't stand a CHANCE.

Man the scenes are coming to me so strongly I almost want to write it just as a like. Satire piece or something. Just Sqq ripping everything to shreds, accidentally or not. Diatribes on the author biases. Unintentional themes. Iffy world building choices. Nothing new, but through the lens of svsss' Sqq it'd be something for sure XD.

[heronchildlove]

What if... a modern AU where James is Lucie's much older brother, like, he is in college and she is still in pre-school or kindergarten, and one day both his parents are busy so James needs to take lil Lucie to school...

Only to be met with Matthew, the most handsome and most adorable TA ever, greeting kids and parents for this class and making James completely flustered when he says "Oh, so you must be the awesome older brother Luce is always talking about, it's so great to finally meet you, Jamie!" to the point he completely forgets anything else in the world while he listens to Matthew talk about Lucie and what a hoot she is in class just because he doesn't want to stop listening to his voice and then James is very, very late for class that day.

And he starts taking Lucie to school on his way to college muuuch more often after that.

[abirddogmoment]

realized today that I'm so done being embarrassed by my puppy's normal harmless age-appropriate behaviours

[hunsa-jars]

Dread be dreading

[bugsbenefit]

cannot begin to explain how badly i was just jumpscared by finn wolfhard on the living room tv, questionable german dub and all, with some interview for his new ghostbusters movie that's coming out tomorrow apparently, i was literally just watching a movie with my parents. i know the man has a career or whatever but people from my tumblr gifs should not be allowed to show up during prime time commercials, this is an even worse colliding of worlds than when my local radio jockey started fangirling about joe keery and interrupted a hit count down to play his music

[jonismitchell]

summer 2022 when i was lugging dense classics around europe to read by the water... oh you were elite

[murderousink23]

05/15/2024 is National Day for Helping the Disabled ♿️🇨🇳, Teachers Day 👩‍🏫👨‍🏫🇨🇴, Astronomy Day 🌌🌎, International Customer Support Day, 🌎, National Tuberous Sclerosis Day 🌎, National Chocolate Chip Day 🇺🇸, National Nylon Stocking Day 🇺🇸, National Peace Officers Memorial Day 🇺🇸, International Day of Families 🇺🇳

[wishmemel]

only way i got through the day was hallucinating megumi beside me the entire time

[spotlightstudios]

I didn't realize how much I really do need to be an English Minor until my supervisor gave me an article to summarize the other day (we didn't write it, we were using it for a newsletter) and one paragraph in I saw something that looked stupid and therefore I researched it (yes it was stupid) and the rest of the article was very much just an advert for the site it was on without much actual, y'know, *substance*??? And istg I sat there for a solid 30 seconds buffering about how easily I dissected that Thang and tore it to SHREDS in my notes as tho my 11th grade teacher asked me to write a review on it.

And then I swallowed my pride and summarized it because I'm an intern, don't get paid enough to try and find a better article for my supervisor to approve, and I'm 75% sure no one is going to actually read beyond my little blurbs so it's fine. Whatever.

[selestesolstice]

Shout out to the social studies teacher that barged into my history class to give us an impromptu lesson on the importance of international woman’s day and woman’s history month

You is a real one ma’am

and fuck you to the kid that asked why we don’t have international men’s day or mens month

You is a sack of turnips and I hope your girlfriend breaks up with you

[imjustexistingtbh]

happy international women’s day, especially to all the closeted trans women out there who can’t celebrate without outing themselves <3

and to all the closeted trans men being misgendered today, stay strong, i love you <3

[p2ii]

My comsci class is online now and Google meet is just as horrifying and scary as I remembered it <3

[myxinidaes]

I think a lot about how a girl chafing against and actively rejecting the gender roles enforced upon them when they were young has been labeled internalized misogyny.

if you hate pink because you were forced to wear pink when you were younger bc thats what little girls wear? internalized misogyny, according to the internet. if you hate dolls because you got in trouble for wanting to play with dinosaurs and cars? internalized misogyny, according to the internet. if you resent the beauty industry and the way that in order to be seen as a human if you're not conventionally attractive, you need to redraw your face to fit constantly shifting beauty standards? internalized misogyny, according to the internet.

beginning to think that the average internet user doesn't know what internalized misogyny is! beginning to think that you all are unable to think critically about the world we live in and how our identities are used to sell products and enforce gender roles!

[divorcingjimmatthews]

man my boss handed me an AI tool proudly claiming that they fired multiple people at his buddy's company because of how well it works and asked me to give it a go, i asked him if he was aware that there was a huge strike going on in the united states against this kind of technology right now and he just said "we are not in the united states" :/ bitch die

[sliceofhotsoda]

first post on here ever. happy birthday kuroo... I love you forever.

[murderousink23]

09/05/2024 is Veterans' Flag Day 🇩🇰, Teachers' Day 👩‍🏫👨‍🏫🇮🇳, National Cheese Pizza Day 🇺🇸, National Lazy Mom's Day 🇺🇸, International Day of Charity 🇺🇳