#Incorrect eaps quotes

[the-faketiccit0by]

Ruin: What is it with your family and "biting" I bet you people have never even bitten someone

Lunar:

[pinkydee10]

KC: So who did you want me to meet- *gasp*

Andrew, Jake, Andy, and Charlie: Hi grandpa!

Eclipse: Dad, meet the kids-

KC: *picks him up, looking him over*

Eclipse: Uh dad, what are you-

KC: *flips him upside down* Making sure you aren’t broken!

Eclipse:…They didn’t come from there.

Jake, Andy, and Charlie: We’re adopted!

Andrew: I just refused to leave him alone.

KC: Oh-

[the-tsbs-freakshow]

[mama-ships]

Incorrect quotes

Sun: I want a trip down memory lane.

Earth: *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Sun's lap*

Earth: I heard you needed these?

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Eclipse: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.

Sun: Eclipse, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.

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Earth: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Lunar: Eclipse is the scariest thing I could think of!

Eclipse: Lunar told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

[cgarttrailsandtails]

Christmas incorrect quotes!! (Sams, Laes, Eaps)

Ships: StarShades (Eaps Monty x Ballora ,TreasureBox, NatureGator, Lumini, WorkBook

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Dazzle, wrapped in lights: Look Sun! I’m a reindeer now!!

Sun: You’re just as bright as Rudolph’s nose!

Dazzle: :D!!

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Solar: JACK GET OUT OF THE TREE

Jack: hiding~

Solar: I can see you GET OUT OF THE CHRISTMAS TREE! The cats knock it down enough!

Jack: but climbing~

Solar: Down. Now. Or do I need to get the spray bottle?

Jack: D: not the bottle!

Solar: I will go get it right this second if you don’t come out of the tree in three… two… one-

Jack: I am out of the tree now~!

Solar: now stay out of it or no cookies.

Jack: yes father qwq

(He’d totally do the cat in the tree thing)

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Sun: alright, what types of cookies does everyone want?

Lunar: NUTELLA. CHOCOLATE. CHIP.

Earth: I think Andies Mint cookies would be nice-

Lunar: NUTELLA!

Moon: Snikerdoodle.

Lunar: AND DID I MENTION NUTELLA?

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Pollux, putting a bow in Castor’s hair: you’re the only gift I need, Cas!

Castor: 🥺

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Monty: he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice!

Moon: he’s gonna find out who’s on thin frickking ice,

Solar: Santa Claus is calling you out.

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Eclipse: I hope I get run over.

Puppet: Aw, come on! It’s Christmas, get in the spirit!

Eclipse: okay, fine. I hope I get run over by a reindeer.

Puppet: not what I meant-

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This is discontinued because I’ve kinda distanced myself from canon and the fandom, so… 😑

[littlemanthings]

Incorrect SAMS Quote

The Eclipse Trio again:

(Context: Eclipse and Ruin trying to convince Solar into joining them, but Eclipse and Solar are making things difficult—)

Eclipse: Don't you want a bit more out of your small pitiful life?

Solar: Just admit you need me for this—

Eclipse: Over. my. three. dead. bodies.

Solar: Then nooo—

Ruin: Well whether you agree or not; you are coming with us!

Solar: Ruin, I believe these kinds of arrangements must be unanimous for them to work, I mean—

Ruin handcuffs himself to Solar and tosses the keys over to Eclipse who swallows them.

Solar: ...

Solar: Well that's just unfair.

[llamaisllama777]

Here's more TSBS incorrect quotes

Enjoy!.... again.

[sleepy-hall]

incorrect quotes

-*eaps sun rambling so much and so fast that no one understands him*

Eclipse: STOP TAKING COCANE AND SHUT UP FOR 5 SECONDS-

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-some sexist person: we need men

solar: so, you got one of the gay dating apps or what?

*Sun and moon bust out in laughter*-

———- -puppet: so….how we feeling?

eclipse: fuck off-

————— -puppet, who is close to a mental breakdown: PLEASE, eclipse, this is your 100th death. Just go to the afterlife and accept it.

eclipse: ✨no✨-

—————- -lunar: so what if I wanna fuck stars?

Moon: lunar, SHUT.-

—————— -puppet: who gave the mentally ill one, children?

andrew: the mentally ill needed 3 children-

[murasaki-cha]

So how did TCF take over my life? (Please read it it’s kinda long but really funny)

I actually discovered TCF many months before I started reading it. I think it was around the time that the manhwa had just started and it was appearing a lot in my discover page on Insta. I checked a couple of posts and thought “Hey this is pretty nice (plus I’m always in for a manhwa with a hot redhead)”.

But at the time I was pretty into romance manhwas, so past me looked up if there was any romance in the novel, and when I didn’t read anything about romance + found out that the novel was still ongoing (tho I didn’t know about the amount of chapters at the time), I decided I don’t want to read this, it’s not my thing.

…………….*deep aggressive inhale*

YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH—

*cough* Moving on. So months later, on Agust 22nd at 9:20 PM (yes I have the date saved), I texted my friends “Hey so I’m going to put you guys on mute and read Trash Of The Count’s Family. Bye bitches”. The reason I started it was because I had no new manhwa to read, nothing was catching my eye. And TCF had always been on the back of my head so I decided to give it a try, ongoing novel be damned.

I was still skeptical about the romance part because I’ve had some traumatic experiences with romance in the manhwa’s which I’m not going to go into. Let’s just say, there’s a reason why I read novel spoilers on romance manhwas.

So before I started reading it I looked up the TCF tag on Insta and boy was I shocked to see so much fanart and content. I had never seen such a big fanbase about a manhwa/novel since WMMAP, no this was bigger. I was shocked, I didn’t expect it to be such a big thing. And why the hell did Cale have long hair and a uniform?

So I got a bit more motivated to start reading and ended up staying up until 1:20 AM and my phone battery died. I might have internally screamed because “NOO I NEED MORE”. “Not your thing” huh past me? Dumb whor-

I continued reading the manhwa the next day after, of course, reading spoilers on tumblr and A LOT of incorrect quotes. Yeah I found out about Eruhaben, White Star, sworn brotherhood with Alberu and a lot more while still not finishing the manhwa. Why am I like this?!

I finished the manhwa that day and went to check the novel (I NEEDED CALE WITH LONG HAIR AND BLEEDING DAMN IT!!!!!) and boy was I surprised by the amount of chapters. 730+ chapters at the time! What the hell! And I was in the verge of the new school year too. My senior year!

So I did what any sensible person would do in my position. I made a huge cup of coffee and opened the EAP website.

And I have never regret it for a single second. If I have one regret is that I I can’t go back to the past and sucker punch my past self in the guts when she decided to not read the novel because of the romance. Stupid ass! YOU MISSED THE CHANCE TO READ A MASTERPIECE!!

And getting into TCF has introduced me to so many other beautiful works like ORV, SCTIR, SSSCSH etc etc. My new taste in men is rich single dads who sacrifice themselves a lot.

So that’s my story. If you want please feel free to add your own experience of getting sucked in the hellhole of TCF. And thank you to those who read this far🥰

[the-faketiccit0by]

Eclipse: Lunar, let’s go!

Lunar: Oh, yeah, about telling them, I was thinking about writing maybe a letter

Eclipse: Okay, you know what? That’s it, you had your chance

Lunar: What-?

Eclipse: Lunar smoked pot in the basement

Lunar: You are such a tattletale!

Lunar: Moon, you remember that time you walked into my room and smelled marijuana? Well, I told you it was Monty who was smoking the pot but... It was me. I’m sorry

Eclipse: And Monty, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn’t steal your Playboy’s, Lunar did

Lunar: Yeah, well, hurricane Gloria didn’t break the swings in the daycare Eclipse did

Eclipse: Lunar hasn’t worked with the astrals for a year!

Lunar: Eclipse and Fancis are living together!

Eclipse: Lunar married Kerian in Vegas and got divorced AGAIN!

Moon:

Monty: well then...

[pinkydee10]

Eclipse: I’m not a dad!

Also Eclipse: *placing sandwiches on table* Ok Andrew, turkey, cheese, and extra mayo. Jake, turkey and tomato. Andy, turkey and cheese. Charlie, turkey, lettuce, and tomato. Flare, plain turkey, hold the mayo.

[thefbrz]

Quoth the raven, 'Play my ass like the bongos.'

Edgar Allen Poe, probably

[the-faketiccit0by]

How I imagine Francis coming back will be

Charlie: Ecliiiiipse!

Eclipse: yes Charlie?

Charlie: There's some creepy guy at the front counter, he looks like a scary and pointy version of Sun

Eclipse:

Charlie:

*Eclipse fucking BOOKIN it out to the front*

Fancis: Hi Ec-

Eclipse: WHERE IN THE GODDAMN HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?! I HAVENT SEEN YOU FOR THREE FUCKING MONTHS!!!

Fancis: I missed you too <3

[the-faketiccit0by]

Eclipse: There's no way they like me back

Lefty: Francis would throw themself in front of a moving car for you

Eclipse: Francis would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun

[the-faketiccit0by]

Past BM:

Past KC:

Past SF:

Past Eclipse: W-we had the star... we finally had it... WE WERE UNSTOPPABLE AND NOW WE'RE... THIS?!

Eclipse: Listen, I met Earth and Puppet, and then the mom life infected me, and now I'm a mother of four with a dog. I don't know what you want from me... I also have morning sickness but that's something I'm going to deal with later

Past BM: and... what is that?

Francis on his knees hugging Eclipse's waist:

Eclipse: ... a nuisance that somehow became the reason I have morning sickness... they also gave me a shiny rock so I'm stuck with them or something

[the-faketiccit0by]

Ballora: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box

Ruin: Did Monty say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?

Ballora: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

Eclipse: sounds about right...