#Incorrect eaps quotes

[the-faketiccit0by]

More quotes but as me and my friends

Lunar: I can think of someone cooler, Obama!

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Sun: We're not communists

Moon: I am

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Solar after being around Miku: Moon, I think I'm terminal with stupid

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Jack: The poor! We can be the poor!

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Puppet talking to Eclipse: Why are you looking at me like I ate your mom?

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Eclipse: No, I'm certified to give CPR I just don't want to✨️

[llamaisllama777]

Here's more TSBS incorrect quotes

Enjoy!.... again.

[cgarttrailsandtails]

Incorrect quote #2 cause I thought of it as I was making the other one (lost code au, same rule)

Sun: STAY IN THE BOX

Eclipse: NOOO

Sun: STAY IN THE BOX!

Eclipse: NOO!

Sun: GET OUT OF MY SKKIINNN!! 😭

[murasaki-cha]

So how did TCF take over my life? (Please read it it’s kinda long but really funny)

I actually discovered TCF many months before I started reading it. I think it was around the time that the manhwa had just started and it was appearing a lot in my discover page on Insta. I checked a couple of posts and thought “Hey this is pretty nice (plus I’m always in for a manhwa with a hot redhead)”.

But at the time I was pretty into romance manhwas, so past me looked up if there was any romance in the novel, and when I didn’t read anything about romance + found out that the novel was still ongoing (tho I didn’t know about the amount of chapters at the time), I decided I don’t want to read this, it’s not my thing.

…………….*deep aggressive inhale*

YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH—

*cough* Moving on. So months later, on Agust 22nd at 9:20 PM (yes I have the date saved), I texted my friends “Hey so I’m going to put you guys on mute and read Trash Of The Count’s Family. Bye bitches”. The reason I started it was because I had no new manhwa to read, nothing was catching my eye. And TCF had always been on the back of my head so I decided to give it a try, ongoing novel be damned.

I was still skeptical about the romance part because I’ve had some traumatic experiences with romance in the manhwa’s which I’m not going to go into. Let’s just say, there’s a reason why I read novel spoilers on romance manhwas.

So before I started reading it I looked up the TCF tag on Insta and boy was I shocked to see so much fanart and content. I had never seen such a big fanbase about a manhwa/novel since WMMAP, no this was bigger. I was shocked, I didn’t expect it to be such a big thing. And why the hell did Cale have long hair and a uniform?

So I got a bit more motivated to start reading and ended up staying up until 1:20 AM and my phone battery died. I might have internally screamed because “NOO I NEED MORE”. “Not your thing” huh past me? Dumb whor-

I continued reading the manhwa the next day after, of course, reading spoilers on tumblr and A LOT of incorrect quotes. Yeah I found out about Eruhaben, White Star, sworn brotherhood with Alberu and a lot more while still not finishing the manhwa. Why am I like this?!

I finished the manhwa that day and went to check the novel (I NEEDED CALE WITH LONG HAIR AND BLEEDING DAMN IT!!!!!) and boy was I surprised by the amount of chapters. 730+ chapters at the time! What the hell! And I was in the verge of the new school year too. My senior year!

So I did what any sensible person would do in my position. I made a huge cup of coffee and opened the EAP website.

And I have never regret it for a single second. If I have one regret is that I I can’t go back to the past and sucker punch my past self in the guts when she decided to not read the novel because of the romance. Stupid ass! YOU MISSED THE CHANCE TO READ A MASTERPIECE!!

And getting into TCF has introduced me to so many other beautiful works like ORV, SCTIR, SSSCSH etc etc. My new taste in men is rich single dads who sacrifice themselves a lot.

So that’s my story. If you want please feel free to add your own experience of getting sucked in the hellhole of TCF. And thank you to those who read this far🥰

[thefbrz]

Quoth the raven, 'Play my ass like the bongos.'

Edgar Allen Poe, probably

[the-faketiccit0by]

Earth: Can I have some water?

Eclipse: starts chugging their water bottle

Eclipse: chokes from drinking too fast

Eclipse: spills water all over themself

Eclipse, coughing: I don't have any water

Earth: are you okay?! D:

Lunar: all those times I told you to choke are finally paying off

[the-faketiccit0by]

Eclipse, lying out of his ass: Hey, Earth. Those mini lava cakes you gave me? They sucked

Earth: But you ate them all?

Eclipse: ... I had to make sure they all sucked...

[the-faketiccit0by]

Frank: Be not afraid

Miku: 😏

Frank:

Frank: BE MORE AFRIAD

[the-faketiccit0by]

Earth: Can I have a private talk with you?

Eclipse: Okay, as long as it’s not about tampons because I just don’t understand them...

[cgarttrailsandtails]

(Funny incorrect quote for the lost code au) - changed a bit for context purposes

Eclipse: Lunar Eclipse, OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!

Lunar: hehe make me dumbass!

Eclipse: *kicks down door*

From the other room, Moon and Sun hear the following:

Lunar: oh look at you-

*screaming is heard*

Sun and Moon: 😅 Lunar is not safe-

[cgarttrailsandtails]

TwilightDancer (Eclipse x Ballora) and others Incorrect quotes cause FUNNY

Ballora: Purple Puppet: Purple/White

Eclipse: Orange Monty: Green

Lefty: Pink Foxy: Red

Sun/Moon: Orange/Blue Vincent: Blue

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I WILL marry you!

NOOOOOOO-

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Vincent won’t trace it back to us.

Are you kidding? Vincent traces everything back to us. He traces things we haven’t even done back to us!

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Foxy, may I offer you something? Water? Tea? My hand in marriage?

Wait wha-

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Eclipse is at that very special age where he only has one thing on his mind.

Girls?

Homicide.

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*phone rings*

Hello?

I’m inside your house…

Okay?

*hangs up, then the phone rings again*

Yello!

Why did you hang up? Why did you hang up on me?

If you’re inside my house just come talk to me… *snickering in background*

I’m inside the closet, heh heh…

Oh you’re gay?

What? No I’m not gay-

Oh, no it’s alright my cousin’s gay.

No I’m not gay I’m literally in your closet!

Wait… who is this?

Hehehe, come find out…

Where are you?!

ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING? I JUST SAID I’M IN YOUR CLOSET!

Oh… *dying of laughter*

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So. I’m in love. With Eclipse.

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I’m in love with Eclipse.

Our Eclipse?

Yes. Thoughts?

And prayers you’re gonna need it-

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I need boy advice, help!

Kill him.

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(Where? Thingy cause I think it’s funny)

“He hates everybody!”

WHERE?

“He’s so spot on with his words people hate him for it!”

WHERE?

“He says curse words every ten seconds!”

WHERE?

“He’s a single father!”

WHERE?

“He can’t make friends cause he sucks at being nice to people!”

WHERE?

“He has a f*cking sword!”

WHERE? (Not a bad trait really but uh okay)

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Foxy, I’m cold.

*takes off jacket and wraps around her* here, hon.

Eclipse, I’m cold.

Sucks.

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Foxy, am I ugly?

What? No, I’m looking at you right now and you’re the most beautiful girl in the world!

Hey Eclipse, am I ugly?

Very much.

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I made Ballora cry today.

Wait what? What happened?

Well, she came up to me and said:

“Hey I think you’re pretty cute!”

So then I said “that’s nice.” And she was like “well don’t you like me?”

And then I asked her, “hey, how would you like to be the sun in my life?”

And she went “oh, cause I’m so bright?”

So then I said “well, kinda. But you can start by being 93 million miles away from me.”

*Puppet dies of laughter*

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Hey, about that love letter you sent me…

*blushes* what’re your thoughts?

The fourth sentence-

Yeah I know, that’s when I got really emotional and-

It’s “you’re” not “your”.

:/

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Eclipse likes playing hard to get.

Lucky for him I’m a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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I want that twink obliterated. (You can decide who she’s talking about :D)

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I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU BALLORA-

Are we about to kiss?

Wha- huh- what!?!

I’m not even mad anymore, now I’m just confused-

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(If Eclipse actually liked Ballora back)

*Getting ready to go out to a fancy restaurant*

Oh, going on a date I see? Who’s the lucky gal?

*pause* I forgot to ask you out, didn’t I?

*blushing* D: YES! I’ll be ready in ten minutes-

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(Last one!)

If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Yeah.

Okay, I love you!

It back.

Later:

Why is Ballora sobbing on the floor?

*shrugs*

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Thanks for reading everyone!