I need more kfam alignment charts help
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kinda want chinese food, kinda wanna smoke a whole pack of cigarettes and get into a knife fight with god
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Today’s mood: the backup vocals to Grease Lighting where they go “oo oo oo oo-oo OO oo oo”
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Me, age 13: I'll never be one of those man-hating feminists.
Me, age 21: I AM AN ANGRY FEMINIST AND I HATE MEN
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*teehee* Die
- @theevlemanray
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apparently im a menace with cute hair
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When you get banned from a party because you’re sick even though I haven’t been contagious for three days
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I was just trying to annoy you but then my tongue ended up in your mouth
Me, last night, drunk
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aesthetic: drunk, eating applesauce and playing ps2
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I am a distressed human
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A poem
I have a teen vogue subscription
It should be coming soon
Fuck
Trump
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Joke's on you, you can't possibly hate me more than I already hate myself
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He smiles so much…I worry about his face.
Me
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Okay so this one time we were talking about tumblr and I told them my url an this guy was like YOURE FAMOUS and I was like Uhm not really? And it turned out that one of our mutual friends just reblogged my shit all the time so I popped up on his dash all the time and I still think it’s funny
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