#Incorrect asoif quotes

[not0a0mundane]

Agon talking to Haelena about bugs: Dragonfly? Yea they tend to do that.

[emptyportrait]

all my homies hate jaehaerys!

[alexitheslayer02]

*The Stark family plus Theon stand around a table in silence where there was a broken practice sword* Ned: ....Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just wanna know. Jon: I did. I broke it. Ned: No. No, you didn't. Theon? Theon: Don't look at me. Look at Robb! Robb: What?! I didn't break it. Theon: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Robb: *pinches the bridge of his nose* Because it's sitting right in front of us, Theon, and it's broken! Theon: Suspicious. Robb: No, it's not! Arya: If it matters, probably not… Sansa was the last one to use it. Sansa: Liar! I don't even practice that crap! Arya: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the training yard earlier? Sansa: I use the daggers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, Arya! Robb: Actually, I did not know that.. *highly concerned* Jon: All right, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it . Ned: No. Who broke it? Rickon: Sir, Bran's been awfully quiet… Bran: Oh, really?! Rickon: Yeah, really! *Everyone but Jon are arguing while Ned is trying to calm everyone down* - Joffery watching the chaos and talking to Jaime: ....I broke it. I cut my hand so I had the Hound break it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Joffery: *grins* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here. Jaime: ....Right.

[norakbubbles]

Jaime: *is dead*

Tyrion: Don't worry, I got this

Tyrion: *ahem* Brienne of Tarth is ugly

Jaime: DInG dOng YoU aRE wrONG

[longlivetyrells]

Keeping Up With the Kardashians x Baratheon-Tyrells Crossover That Y’all Need

Bonus: honorary Tyell

[ayowotsdis]

Random incorrect memes about the baratheon sib dynamic on my fic because I will do anything except write it.

[with0utath0ught]

Aegon: Why do people think that I fuck everything that has legs?

Helaena: You do spend a lot of time in the Street of Silk.

Aegon:...

Aegon: They can suck my dick

Helaena: *stares*

Aegon: *cough* Respectfully, of course.

I just couldn't help myself, this was such a funny idea.

[iremainunvanquished]

Ser Shadrich: You’re wanted, Clegane. 

Sandor: I reckon I’m right popular. You a bounty hunter? 

Ser Shadrich: A man’s got to do something for a living these days.

Sandor: Dyin’ ain’t much of a living, boy. 

[depends-on-the-sellsword]

Cersei: where's Jaime?

Tyrion: don't worry, I'll find him

Tyrion, shouting: BRIENNE SUCKS!!

Jaime, in the distance: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT

Tyrion: found him.

[anonil88]

🔥Fire and Blood Spoiler🩸

Everyone: Just kill her, she literally stabbed you.

Rhaenyra: Okay and that's too far, can't we just send her to jail.

Everyone: She deserves death.

Rhaenyra: Maybe but she's like pretty and she once said she liked me.....I meant to say my dad loved her.

Alicent: You think I'm pretty?

Everyone: I know you are fucking lying.

[kentstoji]

robert: god, why are people so much heavier when they’re dead?

arryn!reader: you got a lot of practice at this?

robert: …

arryn!reader: …

ned: yeah.

[emptyportrait]

missing my #1 oldtown hater queen

[alexitheslayer02]

Jon: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city. Ned: Well, that was entirely predictable. Jon: One of them punched a gang member. Ned: Theon? Jon: Robb, actually. Ned: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

[beryndraws]

New Azor Ahai theory just dropped. x

[longlivetyrells]

Game of Thrones x Mean Girls Crossover

Another crack post because I miss my baby Tyrells & Baratheon:’)

[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

Amazon will ask what Tolkien fans what they want to see in the new show, hear valar, ask morghulis?, and not wait for an answer