#In-HouseTraining
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house and his oral fixation part 2/?
#he is a wet cat or perhaps destructive puppy who isn't housetrained yet#and is chewing on all your wires and cables#house md#my posts#house md clips#greg house#malpractice md#hatecrimes md#this is from 5x21 Saviors#this is my house mouth tag
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Canon Overlord would be the worst housemate in existence.
Eats all your food, fucks with the door open, doesn't pay rent on time, thinks it's funny to hide shit from you, hits on your girlfriend. I could go on.
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Idk if I could fix him but I could probably make him mildly more approachable
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You know what's funny are people saying Jack Seward has his friends as morality pets and you'd think Van Helsing becoming more religious would be his biggest source of ethics. But in reality, it's less that Van Helsing is an upstanding person and more like he has the authority to take a spray bottle and hose Jack down when need be. That's literally it.
#dracula (novel)#dracula daily#jack seward#abraham van helsing#vh is housetraining him#idk this was shippier in my head but imagine VH spraying cat!jack down#thebibi on vampirez
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most of my friends are going to be busy this week and i love that for them because they’re doing a bunch of fun stuff they’ve been planning for like a year now HOWEVER. i am now accepting applications for anyone who wants to have custody of me this week
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anyway Keith Swanson is what happens when a puppyboy becomes a puppyman. I refuse to elaborate but I am eternally correct.
#keith swanson#solve it squad#how the grunch cribbed christmas#The entire time I kept thinking ''in a non heymelissa way this man is SO dog coded"#he has very simple thoughts and isn't housetrained and he's my favorite character
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we have bonnie's brother just for the day and boy are they not just siblings.... they're twins. i keep having to double take. it's wild considering how different the rest of the litter look that these two are so alike! we're taking him to our friend tomorrow who will be fostering him!
#he's great he's gonna make an awesome pup for someone#once he gets a liitttle better housetrained#it's tough for pups raised in the shelter#he isn't at all head shy like his other siblings which is a big plus!#makes it easier for adoption events if he isn't as scared of being petted <3#bonnie#dogblr
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Update on the whippet: she has shit in every kennel in the house, as well as the carpet of the dog room. I kind of hate her.
#its like she waits until i like her again#then forgets how to be housetrained#(yes she is under veterinary care for the developing diarrhea. i just hate her today)
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is there like a curse you get put under when you decide that you like cold weather better than hot weather to never ever shut the fuck up when someone expresses a different opinion on the subject, or is that just a choice you are all making
#i really don't get it. i don't do this on posts about liking the cold#but every post about liking hot weather is FULL of people like 'ohhh but op have you considered it's easier to warm up than cool down'#as though a) that is true everywhere or b) we've never heard it before#first of all no it's not i will refer you to the years ive spent insomniac in the winter because no matter how i huddled i could not feel m#toes but second of all we fucking KNOW. we Know. we know you feel that way. It's not a secret we are AWARE. WE KNOW#no one's saying you can't like the cold but for fucks sake if you're not gonna say anything helpful what's the point of saying it#red rambles#i know i'm being a bitch this week but also i don't care. it's like fucking clockwork#every single time i reblog one of those posts i just wait for three or four people to tell me about how they 'can't peel off their skin' if#it's too hot. as though the only way to cool down is to take off layers#unfortunately i am not afflicted with whatever curse this is. sorry about your inability to shut up when you're clearly in disagreement tho#for the record i'm still housetrained and i have no intention of expressing this annoyance by going and bothering people who like the cold#you can like the cold if you want to i dont give a shit#but like. Seriously what the fuck is the deal with this shit#do you actually think that 'weh weh but actually the cold is better' is a unique opinion. approximately 50% of the people in any given place#will agree with you#there is absolutely no new complaint you can offer under the sun that will be fresh to anyone hearing it#as we have exhausted literally all of them by the age of like twelve.
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Reggie training update: We are starting to go days without accidents!! We are getting SO CLOSE
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The horrors are real and they're taking the form of this puppy that I'm babysitting who just used the rug as a bathroom at 4 am
#they said he was housetrained... but he doesn't go to the door or anything when he needs to pee... and he can't sleep in a crate at night...#at least im getting paid
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How to Keep a House Clean with Dogs
Whether you have a rambunctious puppy with muddy paws who’s laser-focused on shredding toys or a sedate senior with incontinence issues, dealing with major dog messes means constant cleanup. Having the right dog gadgets and products makes it easier to handle this never-ending task.
1. Keep floors clean with dogs: Proper training can help
Working with your dog on basic house training from the get-go can go a long way in keeping your house clean and cut down on daily cleanup chores. All dogs need to understand there are no-go pee and poop zones indoors and be trained to go outdoors or use designated pee pads.Â
2. Neutralize dog pee, poop and diarrhea stains and odors
Apart from inappropriate peeing, diarrhea and vomiting top the list of dog messes. The key to dog-related clean up is not only removing the stains, but also neutralizing the odors completely. Dogs have such great olfactory senses, they can smell odors that pet parents can’t and often return to mark these locations.
3. Keep muddy paws clean
Muddy paws can be a daily problem. Wipe a dog’s feet after a rigorous playtime or an outdoor adventure. Even a walk in the park can bring dust and dirt inside. Use a damp paper towel or specially formulated paw wipes.
Here are a few ways to clean dog paws:
PupMate Paw Cleaner
Earth Rated Dog Grooming Wipes
Clean Paws Drying Mitt
4. Set up no-go zones for your dog
Putting up dog gates is a great way to limit canine cleanup. Depending on the floor coverings in the home, dog gates can go a long way in maintaining a clean environment, especially carpeted areas.
5. Limit items your dog can shred and destroy
Empty trashcans or keep them covered. Put items away and out of your dog’s reach. If your dog is a shredder, limit stuffed items like throw cushions. Dogs left home alone are most likely to shred things as a result of loneliness and boredom. Investing in flat toys that are free of stuffing will also limit the mess.
6. Stop the dog hair everywhere
Good and regular grooming is the greatest defense to curbing loose dog hair all over the floors and furniture. Consider brushing your dog as quality time with household benefits.
House cleaning tips for dog owners
Have a dog cleanup kit at the ready; the sooner a household mess is tackled, the better.
Stock up on cleaning products such as Rocco & Roxie Stain & Odor Eliminator.   It removes strong urine odor and urine stains from carpet, fabric and upholstery. Its bacterial cleaning formulation creates enzymes that continue working when you can no longer see any marks so that dogs are less likely to return to these spots.
For bigger messes such as poop and diarrhea, Sprinkle & Sweep , made from highly porous volcanic rock works to absorb the mess and odor. Cover the mess and then sweep it all away.
A powerful cordless vacuum cleaner is easy to grab and use anywhere and everywhere.
For dogs of all ages left along for lengthy periods, a strategically placed absorbent pee pad, like these Amazon Basics Leak Proof Pads, can go a long way in keeping floors clean.
Limiting household messes means you can spend more quality time playing with your dog.
Final tip for curbing pet messes: Don’t doggie shame for Instagram
We’ve all seen those photos and videos of dogs looking guilty and being berated by a pet parent after making a major mess in the home.
Don’t do it. Dogs don’t understand punishment. And, if you take it too far, you could be setting your dog up for a behavioral issue resulting in more peeing or inappropriate pooping when punished.
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there is a ROUGH COLLIE named WIZARD that is being REHOMED NEAR ME and - i cannot stress this enough - i NEED HIM
#text#he is 7 m/o he was going to be used for breeding but some testicular thing disqualifies him#he’s great with other animals - horses sheep cats chickens - walks nicely on leash and off leash and he’s so cute#they want him to go to a home with another dog because he’s used to living with other dogs and he sounds like he’d be SO perfect here#ruben is only 1.5 years tho and everyone says never have two puppies at once wait until your first dog is at least 3 years old etc#and i wanted to get an english springer spaniel as dog number 2 but a collie is also on my ''wishlist''#AND we were definitely going to wait until after we move into a bigger place#BUT. he’s so cute and sounds like he’d be so great for us and he’s already housetrained and socialized well and sounds so sweet ðŸ˜#i could even ostensibly afford him. scream.#im not getting another dog yet but. Wizard#sigh
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in wales everything is dragons and it’s adorable
#dragons#this is a not insignificant reason i would like to live in wales#i was born in england and now i'm in the US#but i promise i'm housetrained#i just want to be in a place with govt that isn't rabidly transphobic#but also#dragons.
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my brother is moving but he has to leave his cat behind :((
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I really want to take a nap but I have to be awake in case Mabel needs to go out to pee
#i mean she’ll wake me up. she’ll definitely wake me up. i’m a pretty light sleeper and she has a jingly collar#also i wouldn’t put it past her to be like ‘i need help’ > ‘ellen is there’ > ‘leap on ellen or nudge her with my perpetually wet nose’#she does that#it’s just like.. can i wake up and GET up in time to avoid her peeing on the floor#i mean she doesn’t really do that anymore but who knows if she’s actually relearned housetraining or if it’s just luck#i feel so sick today it’s absolutely fucking terrible. i slept badly and woke up with a mucus cough that’s given me a sore throat#and i’ve ended up booking a doctor’s appointment because why.. why do i Always cough and wheeze. what is it about#i haven’t been okay since i chased mabel down the street on monday lol#if it turns out i never actually grew out of my asthma but no one ever noticed/cared & assumed i was lazy#i am going to blow a fucking gasket#like hellllooooo there’s a reason i don’t exercise. it’s because if i run for 30 seconds i taste blood#personal
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