#Like it does annoy me but like... on behalf of furries lmao

[therealnotta]

Okay I don't know how much sense this makes but being a furry isn't liking anthro animals the same way being punk isn't wearing spikes and being goth isn't wearing black like, it's a sub culture, it's a whole thing, and an anthro animal isn't necessarily furry art the same way slacks aren't necessarily goth just because they're black sometimes, and yes this is because I keep getting called a furry for things like saying the little storybook drawings of animals in little period-relevant clothing are adorable I have literally nothing against furries but I don't like getting shoved into boxes, especially when they don't fit

[bienmoreau]

The Dork Reads The Lightning-Struck Heart: Chapter 19 - End.

@lio-zehel​ and @glitterghost​ (spoilers obviously) :)

19/20

It was called ‘Dear Brother-Uncle-Father. An Ode to the Furry Depths of my Feeling for Your Personage’

LMAAAOOO THE SUPER FUKING AWKWARD TRUTH POTION NONSENSE

So very impressed and uncomfortable @ how they just made talking abt magic THAT pornographic. JESUS Ryan is such a mess. Jfc. Also. Magic kink? Sure. Why not. After all of this. Why not that.

How to face off against a dragon by Sam of Wilds Yell “COME AT ME BRO” And then punch the dragon in the eye.

Why does the dragon wanna fuck him. Why does everything wanna fuck him.

Omfg wait was that an og Mario reference??

Omg the dragon chases sheep ‘cause he likes the noise they make when they run around and scream

“Once you go dragon all the rest are laggin’.

”lmaaaooo is justin cohabiting with the gdamn dragon :laughing::laughing:

“Heeeeeyyy buddy. You doing good? You look good.. for being kidnapped” PHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA “Heeeeyy buddy, you look alive. That just super”

“There’s nothing wrong with me!” “Well that’s certainly not true sam” “You���re a wizard, you deserve to be on fire”

HA! The dragons in love with Justin 😆 😆

Also! Fukin. KEVIN! PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Also also. Side note. Beast from the east is the name we here in the uk gave to the really annoying recurring cold weather we had earlier this year  😆 😂

JFC. NO. KEVIN NEEDS TO NOT CALL JUSTIN BABY AND BRIGHT EYES AND ALL THE REST OF THAT JFC. WHY.

“He’s very sexually aggressive, I don’t think you should sleep with him” “STOP COCK BLOCKING ME”

LMAO OMG Gary letting himself be a horse

What kinda shrek dragon/donkey nonsense

Well this all became a pretty big downer real quick

That is just not at all the kind of conversation you want to have with/hear your parents having. Also yes, Why does the king feel the need to state that he wants a three way with them

“We can’t just kill people” “They were holding us prisoner” “That doesn’t make it right” “What about Moishe?” “I’ll kill him!”

“You’re not my knight in shining armour you’re a dick in dented tin” (Or. Perfect things to say to creepy guys who come on way to strong/have the whole male saviour bullshit going)

:( :( :( vaguely sad confessions are no fun at all.

“I will never be anyone’s second choice. I will never be second best to somebody I love” Bruh that’s so fukin real.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa they kissed!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ✨✨✨✨🎉🎉🎉 ✨✨✨✨

“I’ve seen *huge list of really impressive sounding shit*. I have seen many many things but I have never seen anyone look at another the way your knight looks at you”

“Sam, everyone knew. Everyone!” FUKIN CALL HIM OUT GARY

“I thank myself when I come” Jfc. Why sam why. Please never get drunk again.

Gary and Kevin. Are. Making me uncomfortable. So very very very unnecessarily explicitly gratuitous NO. NO YOU DO NOT USE YOUR FRIENDS NAME IN THAT WAY. NO! NOT OKAY. 4. Hours. Fukin. NO! Anyways I would FULLY disown someone for subjecting me to less than that. Sam is a champion on loyalty and is braver than any marine.

I kinda hate this tbh. Like. It’s just weird and vaguely gross and I’m kinda uncomfortable.

“It’s still monologuing when you do it on someone else’s behalf”

So. Gross.

Morgan is so soft. Gdamn.

Also lmao. Kevin is an attention whore.

“Bask in me”

“I feel like we failed as parents.”

“Naaahh look at him. He’s adorable and knows how to put on his own pants”

Lmao sam ignoring ryan is such classic move. ‘The awesome power of ‘The ‘Blank’

Randal is Kevin’s hero. That is not a good thing.

Aww super protective Ryan despite it all. Dear boy has so little chill when it comes to sam.

Also. Them just casually openly flirting is so funny

Also. Randal calling this shit for what it is. “Are they always like this” 😂 😂 😂

Also I love Pete and that the other knights are just like “lol nope. Not my pig. Not my farm” and this whole situation

PHHAHAHAHAHA OMG TJ REPEATED THE SEX&BABY BOOK JOKE FROM IN HOW TO BE NORMAL

As much as I hate the whole Kevin making himself Sams stepdad. It did at least lead to Ryan dropping a long sword on his foot.

Lmao poor stalker Ryan. He’s so useless.

Omg. He ran away from his own bachelor party to hide/stalk sam.

“That’s weird”

“You make me weird”

“Were there strippers? Strippers also make things weird”

YES THEN SAMS DAD. SERVE THESE IDIOTS THAT TEA.

“See when you say it like that it makes me start to regret my life choices”

Fukin emotional bois.

Omfg. Unicorn perm. LIO PLEASE DRAW THE UNICORN PERM!

Hahahahaha omg Randal calling back to the pimp joke at the perfect moment 👌 👌 👌 👌

Handsome Ryan is handsome and devastating.

“Haha. Yes my mind is in pieces” 

YES RYAN! FINALLY FOUND YOUR FUKING BALLS! 

And that’s- when a group of dark wizards broke into the throne room.

Because of course.

Phahahaa YES RANDAL. love that call back! keep it going you ancient weirdo 

Okay. Like I’m not a fan of sex scenes but that was soft and sweet and so very tame compared to some of the nonsense the other characters have come out with so far.

ALSO! EPILOGUE:

why on earth are Sam and Justin on a mission together!??

And Ayy sassy Justin :laughing: is this the redemption arch beginning?

Aww best friend in training is such a demeaning title for a prince 😂 😂 😂 

Also. Lmao that was such a romantic proposal sam. Well done.

Aaannnnndd IM DONE!