#Imagine jean’s face

[ameboubou]

My wish for tsc2 is for when Keven comes to cali he is invited to a boardgame night with the trojans. Jeremy try to makes him play chess and then we learn that Keven DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO PLAY.

After “Did you know I’ve never been skiing”; “did you know I’ve never played chess”

Gag

[diizi-dot-png]

dyou guys think Jean has ever had chocolate or just like sweets in general. like he probably hasnt at least for the past 5 years. i need the trojans to give him ice cream or something he needs ice cream

[i-did]

Jean Yves Moreau

[jeanmoreaue]

hello jess. what is the jean hunt.

- @you-know-i-get-itt

LMAO oh boy first of all thank you for reading my tags. the jean hunt is a joke (but not) that started when i was talking with @allforthegayphase about the extra content and i was like where’s that ask that Nora answered about the ravens celebrating Halloween by hunting Jean in the woods with dogs and she was like ?? excuse me? and then i made a fool of myself and made a post to ask if anyone else had this (correct) hallucination that Nora said this and i think the consensus is that im confusing it with smth i saw in a fic that @problemduetest4life thankfully found god bless

for the record, i don’t even think this should be part of Jean’s official lore bc what the fuck lmao. that being said, no one can convince me Nora did not say this on tumblr in like 2017 so if you remember seeing an ask about how the ravens celebrated holidays PLEASE let me know asap im gathering evidence

[5a-alf]

Btw if anyone is wondering in my au the numbers on their cheeks are arabs numbers not roman numerals

Why?

Well you see,, these guys are losers.

The roman numerals version fucks too much and 9 years old who grew on the court aren't going to think about numerals (well, actually, maybe kevin would because he is a history nerd. But he's not making the decisions) they are going to think of jerseys . So.

Unfortunately that's how it goes.

[natimiles]

Interlude: Chapter 17 - Dramatic

Not helping, Charles...

Masterlists

[luvbug724]

do you think kevin/jean/renee could ever be something....... not in canon but you know. in our hearts

DO I EVER. anon are you in my brain. i had this thought like three hours ago. anyway YES absolutely especially if we take them slightly out of canon and to the left. jean has two hands.

i think the most plausible way it would happen is if jean stayed at psu which would expedite his reconciling-with-kevin timeline. instead of after the finals as per EC it would be like. a month in bc they literally cannot avoid each other the flip side of this is that he would probably be less adjusted than he would be with the trojans bc the foxes will always have riko & the ravens hanging over their heads.

i also think renee and jean would be together officially at this point like i don't think it would take jeanee very long after jean starts at psu at all. in my heart they start a relationship after jean goes to usc anyway bc i can't part with them but you know. That pesky little thing (the EC whom i love dearly) exists to tell me they do not. cue: a very confusing conversation with renee bc i don't think jean can keep a secret from her after she was his only outlet for all those months they were texting wherein he is like "renee i think i am in love with kevin" and renee is like " i know :) are you going to do anything about it?" and poor jean is like "What. Am i what. You??? What ???? KEVIN!!! as in DAY!!"

now if we're talking like Full all everyone everything poly.......... i don't know i really don't. i just genuinely can't think of a single time renee and kevin talk to base my opinion around. but i think both of them would love jean enough to just let him do whatever :) this is my boyfriend jean and this is jean's boyfriend kevin :) sometimes kevin and jean start acting insane bc the nest is hanging over them & renee is like Wow. Does anyone want pancakes and maybe to go to church?they all share a giant bed bc jean and kevin are huge but renee and kevin sleep on opposite sides & sometimes one of them needs to sleep on their own so. renee and kevin sharing a bed no jean! let's think about this for a second too now. maybe they fall in love with each other bc of jean i think that's cute. this too is yuri

[darklight-owl]

Since the Death Note kills people based on their preferred name and it's not exactly clear if Descole is a name or an alias I've been thinking about this a lot. Does Descole view "Jean Descole" as his name or is it just a descriptor of the remains Desmond Sycamore? Does a small, tucked away part of him still believe he is Desmond Sycamore? I don't know I'm leaving it up to the Desgirlies on Tumblr who know him better than I do to answer this.

[flhoarder]

“Where’s your homo, homey” mate you’re wearing a fishnet wife beater at work can we talk about that first

[sing-you-fools]

Imagine, if you will - please, please, if you've watched the show, humor me here - a Parks and Rec episode:

Ben is, once again, deeply depressed. This time, he has taken up something called "Nerdy Taxidermy," and in her desperation to rid their house of animal corpses, Leslie calls in reinforcements.

Chris knows what to do. It's bad this time, and they need to have an actual intervention. Luckily, Chris is so, so, so good at delegating, and he knows exactly who to go to when an event of any kind needs planning.

Tom steps up to the task with his signature Tom-ness. He booked the entire Snakehole Lounge. The decorations are gaudy and wildly inappropriate. No one's quite sure why he hired a caterer. But the most baffling part is the musical guests.

Chris realizes he made a mistake when Jean-Ralphio and Mona Lisa arrive with microphones.

You've got it? The scene is set in your head? You're ready? Okay.

Now listen to this song by Queen

("That's by Queen," Jean-Ralphio announces as he sets off a bunch of smoke bombs, under the cover of which he and his sister plan to disappear mysteriously. Unfortunately, he bought his "smoke bombs" at a "significant discount" in a back alley from his orthodontist and has just set off a whole lot of stink bombs.)

[blueeyeddarkknight]

Boylston native Jean Louisa Kelly takes Iceman’s breath away in 'Top Gun: Maverick'

Val’s lovely. He’s funny. He’s warm. He’s very personable. He’s very friendly,” Kelly said. “He has his limitations because of his health so that makes things difficult for him. And you’ll see it when you watch the movie. When you watch Val you understand, the strain, I think, it probably was for him. He’s the best. He’s a true actor. Val Kilmer is the best, so is Tom.”

[kickis-conan-king]

Okay I know we are all in love with the Platonic Ideal of Emo Boy Keith. But please consider- Punk Keith.

[zuzusexytiems]

https://youtube.com/shorts/6UrfFKINqL8?feature=share

jeanpiku owning a cat be like

HELPPPPP THIS IS SO PERFECT SYDUFGHDUISJK THE SLAP????

jean loves him regardless anyway :<< <3 <3 <3

PS THIS WAS PURE SEROTONIN HNGHHH

tagging @sparklekitteh bc I'm reminded of ur babies ; u ;

[crossroadsbishounen]

cis men really say the most brainless npc shit in the world with no shame. the other day my boyfriend asked me if people can wear belts with jeans.

[denkisauce]

happy jewish christmas!!!! xoxoxooxo

[folkinsomnia]

ghost outfit!!!