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from andrew, to renee (re: neil)

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You mean you didn’t get kidnapped and tortured by the mafia?? Pfff College is a waste of time fr

i read aftg when i was 15 and now that im older than a lot of the main characters and have. ya know. gone to a southern state college and played a (gay) college sport and stuff...im thinking about how this series really hyped up my perception of what my early 20s would be like lmfao

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Things to remember about Roland:

- Andrew was 17 and Roland was 23 when they started hooking up

- couldn't keep to Andrews boundaries and needed to be cuffed

- willingly drugged customers

- when he saw Neil's fucked up scarred and bruised wrists he assumes Andrew did it

- until Neil made the deal about cracker dust Andrew was never sober when he was hooking up with Roland

He is not the cute and friendly bartender buddy you want him to be! I'm tired of seeing him portrayed as this fucking saint who has Andrews best interest at heart.

Roland is a predator who just happens to have a friendly persona

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No thoughts just the foxes gifting Wymack a bright orange « #1 Dad » cap for father’s day

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renee & neil but they're trans

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Need your team to win the championship, arrange surprise therapy for the murdery twins

Neil's logic is astounding. Need to get out of a tricky situation? Pay someone 100 bucks to knock you out. Need to come up with a plausible lie for your past? Walk for THREE HOURS while you just, y'know, think your thoughts.

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Followed by the seven deaths of Neil Josten

The Seven Husbands of Kevin Day (an animated series)

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alas, life trots on 😔 let's just say 2.22 so I hold myself accountable

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god i feel so stupid. i just realized:

jeremy knox = nox = night vs kevin DAY.

night and day.

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It’s hilarious to me that you don’t realize until your second read of aftg that the funniest line of all is andrew saying to neil “you’ll just learn to do what I say”. Like I can’t read that now and not laugh tbh

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Do we all agree that Neil's first professional team is the team where Jean is?

When Jean told the coach that they needed a more powerful forward, the team thought he was talking about Neil Josten, because... you know... Everyone knows that Jean and Neil met in France when they were little and they are the best friends in the world. That's why Neil went to the Nest. By none other than his best friend Jean Moreau.

No one thought he was talking about his other best friend and life partner, Jeremy Knox! (with whom Jean has a secret relationship). NO. They only thought about Neil.

The team is so excited when they announce to Jean that he will be able to work with his best friend... Even better! They have arranged everything so that they don't have to worry about housing and they will be able to share a flat (since they know that Jean likes to live with other people).

When Josten arrives at his new team's court and Jean approaches, they share words in French.

"Je vais t'étrangler dans ton sommeil jusqu'à ce que tu chies dans tes intestins, espèce de larve vomissante" Jean tells him.

French is a beautiful language and the team is very happy that the two friends are together to speak it!

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i don’t think we realize how groundbreaking the kevin and jean interview is going to be. like. imagine if you’re the fan of literally the most famous collegiate exy team ever and everything is normal normal and then all of a sudden these two are like “yeah it was a cult and also. the yakuza” i feel like most raven fans would just drop dead.

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“Daddy I want to be like him when I grow up!!”

Browning just start crying

Headcanon that Agent Browning has an exy-obsessed kid who thinks Neil Josten is the coolest thing since sliced bread and won’t shut up about him

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Aaron is stronger than me bc I’d point out that Andrew was a sugar baby during any argument no matter how small/petty

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Yeah so if the twins got their jobs at eden’s twilight when they were 16 years old (max 17, because Andrew got on his meds at 17), that means that when Andrew and Roland, a full grown adult, started hooking up Andrew was still underage. I mean yeah it was consensual, but still…

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I don’t understand how people got over the fact that Neil once said to himself “desperation is a valuable lubricant” while wiggling out of a tight window.

Because I’m sure as hell not. I don’t think I’ll ever get over it.

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 I love powerpoint night things lol i thought id try my hand

Matt: aw no big deal man

Allison: wdym places youve slept??

Nicky: do we finally get to know all the countries youve lived in?? omg

Neil: um

Nicky: oh

Aaron: wtf where else would you sleep

Kevin: is that andrews bed

Dan: i feel like that ranking is a little high but whatever

Allison: why is that chair in the woods

Neil: ok next slide

Andrew: nice

Renee: oh it is a nice view

Aaron: how tf did you get up there

Matt: WHY did you get up there

Allison: how does that have a 6/10 neil how low are your standards

Andrew: pretty low

Nicky: what

Neil: oh yeah that one was a hassle

Nicky: ALMOST FELL??

Neil: woops

Aaron: smells like what

Andrew: junkie

Kevin: that is not what a locker room is for

Dan: whose locker room is that??

Dan: ON A? ON A TRUCK???

Matt: how did you even get up there?

Renee: actually thats really impressive

Neil: thanks :)

Nicky: we're not gonna talk about the 'almost fell' again? or the 'yelled at'?

Andrew: whats to talk about

Nicky: no comment

Dan: i think we need to start considering the possibility that neil has superpowers

Kevin: climbing trees is childsplay

Allison: yeah but sleeping in them?? without falling??

Nicky: its important to note that this one does not say 'almost fell'

Neil: i was surprisingly secure

Matt: wdym 'kind of obvious'

Neil: when you see someone sleeping in a tree thats pretty suspicious

Andrew: have you met yourself

Neil: and i try not to draw attention to myself, yknow father and mafia and all

Andrew: have you met yourself

Allison: not surprised about the beef with squirrels tho

Renee: neil when did you get good at climbing

Neil: its a talent

Aaron: surprisingly high rating again, are we sure neil knows how rating works

Allison: EW YOU SLEPT THERE?

Nicky: neil...honey...

Neil: it was one time guys

Dan: at least this is the worst one right neil

Neil:

Dan: right neil?

Nicky: i am very concerned for you neil

Aaron: how tf do you even manage that

Renee: we're not gonna talk about the fact that he passed out ??

Dan: this rating i can understand at least

Allison: no. no this is where i draw the line

Kevin: this and not the stairs or the alley?

Nicky: its the fact that this is rated higher than either of those for me

Matt: your lack of self preservation skills still astounds me

Neil: try before you deny

Aaron: fuck no

Neil: coward

Renee: well wasnt that just a great presentation guys

Dan: neil please have a sleepover with us