#Im so fucking tieed

[theforesteldritch]

my mom when you come anywhere near implying that she’s in the wrong: so you’re attacking me like I’m a horrible person

[bedforddanes75]

i need ao3 dark mode right now its 3am im being blinded just let me read my gay people

[titlishu]

whatbis it called when you're. so terribly sad and can't get up from bed because of it

[yourcalamity]

puked spicy salad through my nose 👍

[sillverstreets]

im so done with everything I need a goddamn break

[ynwa-chiesa]

When im in a being utterly useless competition and my opponent is crystal palace

[barrygeuse]

hi (thinking about the maitlands)

[loutrem]

Its all a fucking nightmare. Moms dead. Dad thinks hes dying. Brother could die. Eberyone os u king dying. Im so tieed

[xamaxenta]

FIRST ANON ALSO EYES AT SPECULUM HDHDJDH

Strapped to a medical table, legs forced apart and speculum opening him up 🥰 yknow those rods they use to make sure everythings healthy?? well that fuckinf his cervix i know its not healthy or v safe but fuckkkk its so hot 😫

Oh thats very hot, I know cervical penetration is unrealistic and painful as fuck but fictional kinks wise YES PLEASE YES PLEASE

And we can pretend it doesn’t hurt Ace at all bc we are allowed🥰

Listen im such a big fan of medical table— tieed down Ace spread open and he can’t resist !! All the tools are cold too Marco didnt warm them up bc he’s mean and wants to watch every reaction possible

Ace whimpering when his cute little cervix gets prodded, gets a little unhinged when Marco mentions theyre going to have a little look inside ;3c

[yesterdaysnewts]

Hi yes hello here are a random assortment of saf aus i have some of which I have already talked about but hahahah branrot

Saf x pacrim au

right so essentially Curt and Owen are jaeger pilots but then Owen 'dies' so Curt retires, only returning for the end of the world where it turns out Owen isn't dead but instead took up a different role within the PPDC

Teacher au

Curt's a maths teacher and Owen's an english teacher, with the two becoming close while having to be form tutors for the same form. The student body thinks they hate each other however hence funny stuff enues. Easily one of the more happy aus in this collection

Childhood teenage? friends au (canon era)

Curt (round about 16) gets outed as being gay in his hometown so he runs away. One a train up north he meets a guy who owns a mechanics shop in London that's currently short on staff during WW2, the guy offers him a job and Curt excepts landing him in London. There he meets a young Owen, still dealing with the grief of his parents deaths and currently homeless because of the blitz, and the pair of them form a bond

Childhood again teenage? friends au (modern era)

In which Curt's grandparents own a campsite where they have a little cafe on site where Curt works when he's not busy. One morning after a storm that has had Curt running about, helping his grandparents prepare food and ushering guests inside before they get blown away with their tents, Owen and his family show up. Curt and Owen become friends being similar ages.

Actor/Celebrity au

Owen is a theatre performer and Curt is and action movie star. They meet when put on a celeb special of show. or alternatively they put in the im a celeb jungle cause i think thatd be funny

sports au

Owen is a rugby player and Curt is a baseball player. They meet at some fuckjng sports gala idk how professional sports work and get so drunk they have a one night stand, the two are now left to deal with their feelings and fending off press due to some images taken.

thats all for now i can feel myself going delusional as its almost midnight and im i am tieed as fuck id any of this deosnt make sense it is because i am tired i am always tired but my body does not wait when it comes to my specialist baby girls

[atlasfalling]

THE LAST POST LITERALLY HAD AN UNSUPPORTED CONTENT BANNER THAT I THOUGHT Was a SCREENSHOY OF A UNSUPPORTED CONtrnt banner THAT I YHOUGHT WAS A JOKR I HATE IY HRRE WE HAVE PROGRESSED PAST HUMOR INYO EXISTANCE IM SO TIEED IM GOING TO FUCKING BED

[existing-ramblings]

ijts litersllg my friends birtbdys tomorkw and i havent mbeen able to make them anythign bevause of my stupid brain

im so tieed bevause i havent eaten jn like four days and i cant focus on anythign

i wish i could be a better person to all my friends im gconstantly putting everyone off because this stupid head cant make the chemicals ist needs ti be a regular fucking mersin

wish i were a robot or something

[princemick-archive]

bro I finished work at 12:30 fucking am it's 2:23 this dishwasher is still not done

[dipperthedestructor]

the sun: *sets*

my body: time to stop any production of the Happy Feeling

[straykats]

i can not [insert]

[kingxfmischief]

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