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stellawolfearts · 13 hours ago

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Current Mood.

#luigi #mario #smb #super mario bros #mario and luigi #mario bros #love me some luigi angst #this definitly isnt borderline vent art #nah #i just love seein luigi suffer #i dont have a favorite #Im not a liar #myscribbles #cw alcohol #cw drug mention #love this loser so much #hes litterally me guys

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garfieldjournal · 4 months ago

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5am... the witching hour... my eyes are bloodshot as i scroll through online thriftstores, looking for garfield plush and merch to add to my evergrowing collection

i find one. beautiful. amazing. it is from the 70s and wearing a cute shirt. i type out a message to the seller, pretending to sound casual: "what a cute little guy! i'd like to buy him please :)"

the seller doesn't know i am surrounded by an army of garfield plush as i type this, humming and mumbling under my breath. they must not know or they might increase the price, or worse... take him away from me...

i am like a dragon who only wishes to hoard and lay upon piles of gold. only the gold is garfield, and i am garfield

#garfield #garf #garfield army #creative writing #except this is true and happening right now #im not a liar #i really want that plush #his shirt says “why me?” and he looks sad #it reminds me of my own life #i will give him a loving home and a dozen friends just like him #jim davis

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intergalacticmaggot · 1 month ago

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I will see gay fanart on my dash and say ”ew gay people” before liking, reblogging and commenting ”i want to chew on them”

#i do this on my alt acct btw #im not a liar

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sphinx-myth · 3 months ago

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you grow up being taught something, something they will swear on their life is true. they will interrogate you everytime its seen or spoke about, they usually want an awnser. you spend years learning this, its your normal now. you question yourself now. years later you are told its a lie, it shocks you but you agree to this. it makes more sense but its ingrained into u now. it only takes a week to forget the truth and go back to what u were taught. even if u question why they lied and taught you wrong, you forget what was true.

sometimes, you cant change whats been ingrained fast just because you know now, but you can learn. learn to re adapt.

<3

#im not a liar #i promise #i didnt lie #i havnt lied. so whys it there? what does it mean..?#i hate forgetting #something so small #/pos not sad

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g1gglee-rxccoon · 6 months ago

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HMMMMMMMMM AS IT APPEARS YOUR ARGUMENTS AGAINST BEING A LEE ARE EXTREMELY SUS. Ler imposter??

i am a LER!!!!!!

#IM not a liar #Totally

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blackbeauty-bby · 3 months ago

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bambi2008 · 4 months ago

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twisting-in-wonderland · 5 months ago

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why does he meow?

#twst #twisted wonderland #art #ram's art #deuce spade #leona kingscholar #this one line during lessons cracks me up-#why does he mrowww...#i know im not funny but this image wouldnt leave me alonee #my art block is going rough still so this is still a bit rough- (rip to past me wanting my next post to be a finished one-) -#-but i like the colours tbh-#at least. on my laptop?? (my phone is a liar and a fraud i shall ignore it unitl the end of days)#EDIT EDIT- i just noticed THEY BOTH HAVE GLOVES??????? I DIDNT NOTICEEE #I EVEN USED REFERENCES.................................

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hinamie · 2 months ago

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"I'll show you every day that choosing to live was worth it"

some of my favourite scenes from @hijinks-n-lowjinks' fic things i would miss from the other side . this fic tore my heart out fr but like in a good way and i wanted to pay it homage the only way i know how <3

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #itafushi #fushiita #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #megumi fushiguro #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #I LOVE PLOTTING AND ALSO SCHEMING #listen i have a lot of feelings and i needed 2 process them and i do that by making art 2 target my mutuals directly #read my about it's there it's in the fineprint if we talk You Are Not Safe smile #i just . BITING BITING BITING this fic #the domesticity the grief the casual yet unfathomably deep soulmatism.......im ruined i tell u Ruined #so naturally i dropped everything #remember how i said lefts/rights r my enemy my beloathed my nemesis. MIRRORS MADE IT SO MUCH WORSE FHGDSAJFGJS I WANTED DEATH #i was like this is incorrect. no this is correct. flips them around in my head. no im wrong again actually #purgatory tbh but we got there (watch me be wrong again tho if i am wrong again i think i will Cry)#anyway!!! i don't have much else to say except pls read the fic and show jinx some love they 1000% deserve it this fic 1000% deserves it #i could only draw so many scenes but i would draw all of it if i could #fr i ws so paranoid abt accuracy lmao cut 2 footage of me looking up rice cooker models and wtf the colour 'carnelian' was #i hope i got everything right i hope i did it justice :'>#also if any1 mentions how megumi's arm in 3 is at an awkward angle. look me in the eye and tell me youve comfortably cuddled with someone #i will call u a liar

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astro-eats · 2 months ago

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STOPPP SHES SO CUTE

(stop the last two are just like me frfr omgg)

SHES SO CUTE AAAAAAA AUGH AUGH ASTRIBBON FRFR IM ENTERING MY GANGLE ERA BUT STRONGER I AM TRANFORMING AAAAA RUF RUF RUFFF AAAAAA BARK BARL BARK SHES SO CUTE AAAA

MARISSA DO ANOTHER GANGLE THING AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

just your imagination the exit is your fixation...

GUH AAAAAA IM GOING TO CARVE HER NAME INTO MY ARM WITH A MOTHER FLIPA DIP DIPPING RIBBON AND BROKEN PORCELAIN SHARDS ITS GONNA BE KIND OF HARD WITH THE RIBBONS BUT IM DOING IT IN GONNA GET HER NSME TATTOOED ON MY ARM OMGGG

New video from Marissa Lenti (aka Vixen the Reindeer) dropped and..

youtube

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Poor baby.

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dykespirk · 2 months ago

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10/10 funniest Spock moment is when he accidentally tells everyone he went blind bc he forgot he has an extra set of eyelids.

he ACTUALLY thought that HE, himself, was permanently blinded before going, 20 minutes later, “OH FUCK! I can see again”

normally that’s something Spock would do just to fuck with everyone but this time he also had his ass handed to him because he couldn’t remember HIS OWN NUMBER OF EYELIDS

best Vulcan ever. I know Starfleet is still telling stories about him to this day

#spock would have insane insane lore amongst Starfleet cadets and veterans bc there’s literally no way to tell if something about him is #true or not #who are you gonna ask??? Spock?? renowned liar S’chan T’Gai Spock??#’im telling you bro these alien witches LITERALLY stole his brain’#’there’s no fucking way bro. AMBASSADOR Spock’s BRAIN was not stolen by alien witches’#’my cousin was there!!! the fucking Captain put him on a roomba and brought him on the away team!!! he did his own surgery!!’#’TO PUT THE BRAIN BACK IN HIS HEAD? FUCK OFF!’#’HE DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE’#’WHO TOLD YOU THAT?’#’MY GIRLFRIEND’S BROTHER KNOWS CAPTAIN UHURA SHE WAS LITERALLY THERE!!’#star trek #spock #star trek tos #s’chn t’gai spock

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cowgrlcunt · 3 months ago

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cryptidmickle · 2 months ago

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so what if. and hear me out. i made my own au for shadowvanilla purposes-

au details below

HELLO SO I PRESENT AMNESIAC AU

so you see, i was minding my business, drawing and looking at cookies and how everyone has their own cool aus with awesome designs and i went "well im not very good at designing but i Love putting characters in Situations"

this au is mostly focused on shadowvanilla so dont be too hopeful I'll get into the other cookies besides their little circle, im ill for gay yaoi only okay

So! motions to comic above, amnesia smilk time! let me elaborate

Pure vanilla fucked up BIG TIME, in that he maybe ventured out to beast yeast alone to try and find out more about the beasts and a way to stop them, as people with a savior complex have a habit of doing. Maybe, perhaps, also at the same time, smilk was getting the workings of his new dough body done and sensing pv was nearby decided to take the opportunity to torment him a little, yknow he cant help himself! he needs to see him

a nasty little fight and confrontation in some old structures of smilk (or at the spire) result in pv using a strange spell he spotted in the surrounding papers and documents, and .... accidentally cracks smilk's soul jam! hehe, oops!

and also sealing his memories. double oops. damn, what are you gonna do now pv?

well he cant leave confused smilk alone here, and itd honestly be best the other beasts and dark enchantress dont drag him back there in this state, so he offers a hand.

"Come with me. We can help you, I'll make sure you're okay."

a memory-less smilk is confused by this but... he's already grabbing the other cookie's hand before he realizes it. It'll probably be fine, something about this cookie... makes something in him feel okay.

taps forehead, im still working everything out of course, and i WILL be cursing all of you with sketchy stuff about it when I'm able, i need more time to figure out smilk's behaviors without the soul jam and corruption

of course I'm always of the mind that pre-corruption smilk was kind of a rat and rude but how exactly is the real question!! how bad was it before the corruption exacerbated the negative qualities of knowledge and his personality

anyways,,, feel free to ask questions!! it could help me figure this all out, if yall are interested of course,,,,,,,my,,,, handful of crk followers SNRRKS

#pure vanilla cookie #shadow milk cookie #white lily cookie #gingerbrave #wizard cookie #strawberry cookie #crk fanart #crk au #amnesiac au #shadowvanilla #pureshadow #<- that is my end goal here guys the men are going to kiss #my drawbs #ALSO THIS WONT BE TOO ANGSTY AN AU #WE ARE A HOUSE OF HAPPY ENDINGS HERE IM SORRY I LOVE HAPPY ENDINGS OR AT LEAST HOPEFUL ONES #but rest assured there will still be angst and conflict #as is a constant with liars #looks directly at pv

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dandelion-roots · 11 months ago

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[ID: a digital comic in two panels featuring bungou stray dogs characters. the first shows atsushi banging open a door and shouting, dazai-san! are you oka- the second shows a shot from the anime where chuuya is holding dazai against a wall by his neck. the text reads, homoerotic atmosphere, and four squares with text point out whats happening. they read, casual hand in pocket, chokehold, knife, and lastly um... followed by two sweat drops pointing at chuuya's knee between dazai's legs. a tiny panel in the corner shows atsushi covering his eyes with his tiger paws and blushing as he says, i'm sorry... end ID]

come here. crack open the canon with me for a minute. consider. what if atsushi hadn't listened to everyone telling him dazai would be fine and left to save him only to witness whatever the fuck was going on in that cellar. consider the bit.