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Throwback to the time I thought I was a heathen for *checks list* ✨Liking Fictional Characters✨
How sinful of me.
#Fun times.#Exmormon#exmo#ex cult#ex christian#Ex religious#Damn that’s a lot of exes#So many exes it looks like I’ve actually ever been in a relationship lol#Ignore that terrible joke
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I think it’d be funny if the twinyards dressed up as the twin towers for halloween
#in honor of 9/11#9/11#ik this won’t get notes but this is the only day I can post this and it’s almost over#this is completely ooc but ignore that for my joke to be funny#yes ik this is insensitive or whatever idc#Ik ik many lives lost. terrible. but have u heard of aftg#andrew minyard#aaron minyard#twinyards#all for the game#aftg#the foxhole court#tfc#the kings men#tkm#the raven king#trk#my post
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reject cleans lines be messy its fun i love doing whatever i want forever yay
anywho, grammar? i hardly know her! .. sorry
#gravity falls#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls ford#gf stanford#stanford pines#art#fanart#gravity falls fanart#stanford pines fanart#i fucking love this guy#ignore my terrible joke#im funnier than this i swear#also ignore the poor lighting#took like 3 tries before i gave up djdhdn#i swooped his hair to the wrong side#its too late to fix that
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Found out about Wally ‘Midwestern Conservative’ West and immediately had to make memes LMAO
Discord got these first but I spent too long on these to not share them on tumblr too 😭
and bc I COULD NOT stop thinking about this of course I had to make a midwest-inspired wally west playlist,,,,
(I hate that Spotify doesn’t show the whole description so here it is bc i find it funny: Passing rows and rows of corn, not a house in sight. A large ominous sign proclaiming ‘HELL IS REAL’ casts a shadow on the ground. Your name is Wally West. You are not a midwest princess, but The Midwest Conservative (TM). You turn on the radio. Here are the songs you hear…)
#wally west#dc comics#the flash#pls ignore the terrible editing i made these on my phone using google slides 💀💀💀#Spotify#spotify playlist#character playlist#i guess???? Not really bc it’s a joke one LMAO#This is my first dc character playlist which is just great#Guys believe me my other tmnt character playlists are actually good!!! i swear!!!#my post
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alright. playlist for dave and dirk letsgo. some prefacing stuff cause i have a lotta Thoughts abt their relationship and how absolutely unhealthy it is but also how much they wanna be around e/o, and how thats a constant inherent tragidy between them
first up undertale + game over reference for the cover photo because vibes
there are a couple songs in here that are technically what a lotta ppl would consider love songs, like for romantic couples, but im taking them and spinning them on their heads for the context of how i see dave and dirk
the way i see the striders is that they're both struggling with oppositional attachment problems. dave with his emotional estrangement from bro, and dirk with his idolization and wish fulfillment of how he sees a!bro. dirk loves dave. this is an inarguable, textual fact. dave isnt sure how to feel about dirk, not in totality. these problems combined, outside of the meat+candy timelines, i think would play out as the two of them either remaining painfully foreign to each other or - important word useage incoming - enmeshed
the lalondes struggle with similar estrangement/idolization problems, but theres something about the striders and their specific emotional issues that makes their attachment shit go TURBO
they dont know how to approach e/o in a balanced way. its all or nothing for them both. usually 'all' for dirk, and 'nothing' for dave, which feeds into dirk's 'all' and in turn pushes dave further into 'nothing' even when he doesnt actually want that. its a horrible cycle of wanting to actually know each other but not knowing how to think of the other without seeing someone else. they could be completely hands off and not talk to each other at all for months or literally be sharing pockets and talking about rooming together, and those phases transition into e/o quick. and then those plans fall through and it starts all over again. its weird, it aint right, its painful for them both, they just want to be okay around each other, but they dont know how. theyre far too close to cherubic bullshit for me to pass that one up
#our t#roxposting#me resident system aro person being handed a 'love song': new platonic/qpp/secret 5th thing song dropped#theyre messy and terrible they make me siiiick#dirk isnt allowed to have a normal relationship#not bc i wont allow him its bc he himself as a character wont allow him LMAOO#for real though the pseudo-incestual tension btwn the striders is far too frequent and noteworthy to ignore wrt their characters#for me. the jokes from dave especially became so frequent that the whole concept like. literally baked itself into the deep lore#which is crazyass and fascinating its like watching a car explode in slow motion#its terrible but you cant bring urself to look away. not completely#ESPECIALLY bc as i said theyre some of the closest characters to Cherubic Bullshit#caliborns brand of cherubic bullshit specifically. if they were like callie theyd have a better fighting chance (looks at the lalondes)#of COURSE theyd struggle w/ enmeshment. no brainer for me#they were both groomed by the same fuckin guy (lil cal/LE). of course theyd struggle with this shit#ill shit u not like i'll call it now dave is written like he has incestuous OCD. like those jokes are from intrusive thoughts#and they make him panic and they bother him but he is only himself so hes gotta joke about it. hes trying to depower it
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#i will warn you only once: tsc spoilers#literally just finished it as i am drafting this its 5am where i live#so you may be subjected to some nonsense#that all being said i have thoughts.and feelings#the kevin was lovely and tasted delicious! jean defending him at every turn even when he swears to hell and back he'll kick his ass#the kevjean was surprising i was only half expecting that#the dog metaphors i have to say i need this one cashed in. nora run me my check#im joking of course dont quote me on it#jean taking kevins promise to the end and living on it is seriously so. well.#'be careful with him' 'take kevin's name out of your ignorant mouth' 'you promised me'#also kevin getting called the court's queen had me tender and on my back oml#jean's relationship with the trojans is sweet and he is very interesting and complicated#a character with many moving parts im sure#there were a few things i did not care for#namely jeremy and the trojans felt remarkably flat to me bar lucas (by far the most interesting) and catalina on occasion#i didnt quite enjoy jeremy's pov and felt like he spent perhaps way too much time worrying over jean? if that makes sense#i wish he had some more complexity to him or really anything to catch a hook on#all we know is hes attractive and smiley and gets along terribly with his family#so much of his character is sucked out by jean he didnt feel like much more than a plot device to me#which i wouldnt mind if jeremy wasnt the literal main character alongside jean#i was living for everything jean thought but had to drag myself through jeremy's pov if im honest#uuuuh what else. neil! funny. deranged. i have to love him#andrew couldnt give less of a fuck about jean which is funny as all fuck#two bugs placed in the same habitat ignoring each other#the thing with elodie i thought was complicated. i wish we knew some more about her or that shed been mentioned a little earlier#but im assuming thats a topic to be revisited#uuuuuuuh yeah so thats most of it. i think my first thought and the one that sticked out the most to me is that the book felt remarkably#pedestrian#not necessarily in a bad way#it lacked to me one of the main appeals of aftg which were the numerous interesting side characters
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I’m fairly new to the fandom, but I do have a question if you can answer it! Why do people ship Daigo with Aoki / Masato? I tried looking to see if they’ve interacted before, but couldn’t find anything! Sorry for asking I’m just </3 dumb AND I LOVE YOUR ART OF THEM!!! Nerd looking ahhhhhh
hi ! welcome to the community i hope you're having a lovely time so far and ty for enjoyin my stuff :) no need for apologies it's a very fair question to have :]
i cant speak for everyone (all. ten people into masadai anyway) but Personally To Me i just think the idea of them together is very funny. thats quite literally it im afraid..
#snap chats#//twenty page google doc in the background// ignore that. it's mostly for comedic purposes#might also be my fault idk sorry about that. allegedly. idk ive had like three people tell me they started to ship them cause of me 🧍♂️#@mementoasts is another person who's drawn masadai and whose stuff i love and am inspod by .. i love their disneyland fic sm ...#there was another artist on twitter who posted a neat drawing of them but i cant remember who they were and i didnt bookmark it //screams//#recently there's been ANOTHER masadai artist ive started following on twitter - @wifekiryu. his account's n/s/f/w fyi before you go looking#he has a tumblr too @foxdies. i say cause i realized as much recently vjeaKLGJALKGJ#oh but I GUESS ill get deeper into why. /i/ personally ship masadai or whatever#first off they're opposing factions yet their character alignments Do Not Match their roles. stereotypically anyway#aoki who leads the 'surface' of society and is meant to be an admirable figure and someone 'just' when really. he sucks LMAO#though that's not atypical of politicians but just from a stereotypical This Is A Respectable Individual perspective of his role#daigo on the other hand leads the 'underbelly' of society- yk comprised of dangerous criminals and outcasts and whatnot#yet as we know him daigo's compassionate and considerate of his men- he doesnt treat them like tools like aoki does#if put in a room with the two daigo would be most people's choice of person to hang out with. probably open a trapdoor on aoki tbh#and i think thats really cool and epic i always love that kinda Subverting Expectations thing#theres also the fact they both started off like. edgy/angsty in the franchise and then brush up down the line#masato does a stronger 180. publicly. obviously but its still really funny they both have to get their act together#if you wanna talk about in-text reasons. there really is none LMAO I TELLS YOU masadai is pure crack#but if i wanted to pull a muscle reaching then there's daigo being on aoki's side while everyone else is on arakawa's during the funeral#im lying of course. mitsu was behind him. rgg tryna make me forget mitsu exist .... put him back in y8 ....#and ofc ichi joins that side to even out the seating but moving on another Goofy Reason is arakawa being like#'the chairman and my son are like p much the same age Surely he knows how he thinks :)'#and then i just think daigo being all smarmy about outsmarting aoki is really goofy and im choosing to interpret that as personal#they both also have issues with their dad. s. dad/s/. anyway.#tbh the google doc tag was a joke but i really could sit here and list every dumb reason why i think theyre funny together#like i started going over the tag limit so uhhhh yeah needless to say i have a lot of. dumb reasons 💀💀💀💀#one day ill use the main text for long rambles like this but todays not that day Point Is my imagination is rampant im afraid#so the short and sweet of it is I Think It's Funny. And They'd Be Terrible Together. Which Is Why It's Funny.#and the unfortunate part is anything i find funny i obsess over for a year so. //gestures to the mountain of bullshit thats my masadai tag/
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Throwback to the first time I saw my friend in like a year, after only texting for that year, and she said, "My soul hurts. My grandfather got in a blood feud with a witch and now I only have 7/8 of a soul," and she said it with such sincerity, and I didn't know her sense of humor that well yet, so I fully believed that she believed she only had 7/8 of a soul. And I sat on that for three weeks, until I finally got up the courage to ask her if she was serious or if it was a bit and she IMMEDIATELY laughed at me because of course it was a bit. But in my defense, she said it with such sincerity that all of the others that heard it believed she was serious too
#she's my gf now btw but at the time she wasnt#BUT i had a crush on her and this really threw me for a loop lol#i consulted multiple friends on whether they thought that was too big of a red flag to ignore#the general consensus was that it was too big of a red flag but i wasnt swayed#it was a lot to consider though! bcuz what if she was right and only had 7/8 of a soul? i did the math#and figured that her grandfather lost 1/2 of his soul. so her parent was missing 1/4 of a soul. and her 1/8#so i had to consider that if we had a child together would they be missing 1/16 of their soul?#what are the side effects of missing part of your soul?#when i asked i felt so silly tho and she immediately said it was a bit#i walked out of the cabin we were in bcuz i could not deal. i just asked my crush if she was serious about having 7/8 of a soul#and she was laughing at me. what a terrible time lol#but now its a fun joke between us. still funny to think about that day lol
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the roflmao of it all…
im so used to being sexually harassed ig its almost a week later and it just clicked that my night shift boss grabbed my ass while we were waiting in the catering line for our employee appreciation party…
#and i wanted to assume the best but i do remember him immediately making a joke afterward about ‘accidentally’ doing just that#too bad i was high out of my mind in the moment#idk how to talk about this with anyone cus i dont want anyone to blow up over it either but i also am not interested in going to hr#just fucking sucks i was able to ignore him being a weird terrible person on night shift but now that i have a norma boss to compare him too#im not even surprised it happened. and yeah i literally cant go to hr hes besties with the owners of the whole company#i just need to put this somewhere#theres so much other more important shit for me to worry about now i just have another reason to watch out lol!
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Thank you @batri-jopa for tagging me! I always want to participate in these fun posts but sometimes it's hard on mobile.
#brief explanation of images is as follows#i like weird creatures. thats a dinosaur that supposedly existed in real life. look at it#i work in customer service and i will fight a customer.#i play a lot of valheim and terribly edited this gif on my phone because i play with a bunch of boys#i like wearing weird stuff and i have this saved as an inspo photo so i do this to my next pair of work boots that breaks#i like really cheesy jokes#i would both steal from a store and i would ignore people stealing from my workplace in favor of a cat#el problema es el capitalismo pretty self explanatory#this is a screenshot i gave my tattoo artist as inspo. that crystal dragon is tattooed on me now#ohio is real. ive seen it. and its scary.#and last but not least#that's my skeleton :3 i found it in the woods n dragged it home and cleaned it and pieced it together like a fucked up lil jigsaw puzzle.#yippee!
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I love fanfiction where Percy suffers and the rest of the Weasleys don't notice until they find out later on and feel terrible. This is probably because of my own problems with my family but still
#Percy Weasley#its so satisfying no joke#love the Weasleys but seeing any ignorant family realise that they were wrong gives me immense joy#i want someone to feel terrible for hurting me#but for now i will settle for watching my boy Percy get what i dont currently have because I wish the best for him 🙏
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#actually my favorite person in the world no joke#feeling terribly anxious again but i’ll just ignore that 😔👍#hanji
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Jim Henson, having achieved godhood, speaks to his followers: And now I will feed you with food from heaven, and you shall call it manamana
His followers: Do do dododo.
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“Tuck Chase! ...he’s not tucking!” Priya calm down. The drag episode isn’t this season.
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Monday night I put in a maintenance request because my shower is broken and I have no hot water and Tuesday afternoon I confirmed shipping on my Buyee package with the cheapest option it gave me...tell me how my package from Japan got here (east coast USA) faster (Thursday afternoon) than the maintenance guy who lives in my building and still hasn't marked the request as in progress??
I may not have hot water but at least I have Them <3
and for funsies, the whole gang so far! No I don't have a problem don't worry about it
#ignore my terrible editing on the second one I didn't want focus on the background lol#shouts into void#3:28am send post#the joke I keep making about the acrylics is#it's been the worst couple years of my life and I've gone this long without developing an unhealthy coping mechanism#let me have this one there's worse things I could be spending my money on#also feel the need to clarify that my friend and I got g*ckt ones because they were cheap and we thought they'd be funny to own#my photos
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You know what itch.io shows me that amazon doesn't?
Views.
I can see which of my summaries are most interesting/covers most eye-catching and that is neat information to have.
Also, if "Can't you See Me?" becomes the only one anyone cares about I will be happy to have made the switch.
It's not bloody, or frightening in the expected sense of the word, but it is still firmly horror...I have a hard time describing my own things.
Point is, it's easily my favorite of the four I've written so far and someone left a review for it on amazon that made me cry. So I'm glad it also seems the favorite on itch.
#even if views don't mean purchases#i appreciate that it's catching 'eyes'#that is a terrible joke#the cover is an eye#you can ignore me it's fine#writing rambles
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