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[bethanydelleman]

How many sexual partners do you think each Austen hero had before they were married? Not an exact number but like some of those are very slutty.

Okay, let's go, mini sexual backstories for all Austen Heroes:

Fitzwilliam Darcy considers base urges unseemly. He decided on a strict schedule to deal with them in a rational manner. It was working perfectly until he met her. Number of Sexual Partners: technically two, because of that time he burned his right hand

Edward Ferrars didn't know when Robert invited him to a friend's house party that it was that kind of house party. He spent most of the evening hiding in the library. He was engaged! (even if no one in his family knew it) After that, he avoided going out with Robert. He was considered a bit of a wet blanket during university. Number of Sexual Partners: virgin at marriage

Edmund Bertram didn't think it was considered moral to go to a brothel, but one of his friends made a very strong case for it and he eventually gave in. Then he felt bad about it afterwards and promised himself that he would never do it again. He was moderately successful. Number of Sexual Partners: exactly six or something like that, he tries not to think about it

George Knightley did his grand tour right before his father passed away. He saw the sights, he ate the food, he indulged in everything that there was to experience. He had his fill and settled down quietly at Donwell Abbey. Number of Sexual Partners: Enough.

Charles Bingley had been in love many times before, and someone discreetly paid those women to move along. Number of Sexual Partners: fortunately not enough to hurt his fortune too much. Good thing he married early

Henry Tilney is the sort of man open to new experiences and knowledge. Did he try some things in university? Certainly. Why not? Might as well learn something before entering the sacred contract of marriage. You know it's a lot like a country dance, you need to learn the steps and keep an eye on your partner... Number of Sexual Partners: He didn't keep track, enough to know what he's doing with either gender

Colonel Brandon indulged in everything after his life fell apart, alcohol, opium, women... It got worse when he heard about the divorce. When he took responsibility for little Eliza, he knew he had to get his life together for her. It was easier than he thought it would have been, he had someone to live for. Number of Sexual Partners: Couldn't remember if he tried, but too many

Captain Frederick Wentworth went to sea after Anne Elliot broke his heart not caring if he was going to live or die. He spent his time on shore trying to forget her, but he met no woman who was her equal or could sufficiently get her out of his head. And he tried really hard. Number of Sexual Partners: Higher than average for an officer in the navy

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

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[ionomycin]

Grief

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[sopuu]

animation of jimmy getting owned in real life

bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...

[aplpaca]

Bruh,,,,

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i could, in theory, buy a tofu press

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autumn kitties to greet the -ber months 🎃

[florad0ra]

Absolutely obsessed with this hurdy gurdy rigged up to a tredle sewing machine stand. Man is going NUTS on the thingamabob!!!

His tiktok has more videos as well!

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ngl im not even a superman fan. i just REALLY like clark kent,,, (thank you, Smallville, for that.)

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this literally happened in the movie

[emilnikos]

I need non autistic people to realise meltdowns are a real debilitating thing that has a serious effect on your mental and physical health NOWWWWW!!! The way its been trivialized and lessened pisses me the fuck off. It's not a tantrum and it doesn't come from "being too weak-willed" it's painful and it's embarrassing AND MOST OF ALL IT'S INVOLUNTARY!! Don't claim to be an ally to autistic or disabled people and then make fun of people who have meltdowns. Literally get the hell out of my sight

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My Mane 6 Redesigns all together! I was going to post them separately but ended up finishing them all before I got around to it lol