#If I don't laugh I'll Cry

[lizzybeeee]

Can't believe I waited ten years to learn that the Old Gods were elven horcruxes

[wejustvibing]

uh great gowns, beautiful gowns - Lewis Hamilton

[suckmyarschkarte]

[whirling-ghost]

gameshow host voice: today's migraine is brought to you by - turning my head to the left for too long

[moonslittlestar]

I've started my first Evil, Evil run and I hate it 🙃

So far, Willow has: - Killed Gale - Killed the Tieflings to rescue Lae'zel - Got Teela to kill Arabella and then told her parents Kagha did it - Stole the Idol for the shits and giggles to start a civil war - Killed a squirrel - Sent Barcus flying - Kept the Necromancy of Thay for herself (she's obsessed with Necromancy and the dead - not particularly evil, but I've never not given it to Astarion) - Beheaded Karlach and gave her to the Paladins of Tyr (convinced Wyll he did the right thing) - Went back to the grove an slaughtered the last of the Tieflings - Threw rocks at the bear with the Goblin kids & then killed Halsin - Refused to save Volo or Liam at the Goblin Camp - Killed Lae'zel because she pulled a knife on her - Killed the Owlbear and it's cub - Ignored Scratch (she really doesn't like animals 😥) - Sided with Minthara and raided the last of the Grove (Wyll left 😥) - Killed the Hag and then stole Mayrina's Husband to keep him for herself

So she literally only has Astarion & Shadowheart and her twin brother, Hunter on her team right now and I AM STRESSED.

[v88sy]

What you said about the GA rolling there eyes at the breakup I watch the show with my mom and she literally just sighed when the broke up and was like “how long till Buck gets a new girlfriend”, she wasn’t even a bucktommy shipper she’s just tired of bucks constant stream of love interests!

I got my mom also watching it last season, and she hasn't really watched the previous seasons, but she's been keeping up now and we usually debrief once a week on our shows. Last week he was "wow, there was a lot of Tommy for you!" (She knows I really like that relationship but I keep my unhinged covered around her lol)

This week I know it's gonna be something along the lines of "what the heck!"

I would say I'm more upset about this than the ending of my marriage, and while true, that's not a particularly high bar to set. 😂

[brightlotusmoon]

Heads Will Roll

We've reached a new milestone in the uncanny valley, folks: AIs are now Rickrolling humans.

[heyitsrink]

We love an old man with the body of a 35-year-old and the mind of a teenager

[eddiemunsonsmiddlefingers]

Me: I don't understand why people in comic books and TV shows keep trusting entities called shit like "SucroCorp" and "Skynet" and "Umbrella Corporation" and—

Also Me: *Uses a Master Card to pay Labcorp for blood panels every 3-6 months*

Also Me: *Gets my electricity, as about half the population of America does, from a company that is part of a collective called The Grid*

Also Me: *Keeps an eye on a surveillance company called Palantir because what the actual fuck, y'all*

Also Me: *Sighs every time SpaceX does something ridiculous with the glitterati*

Also Me: *Explains for the five millionth time that no, I do not miss having my photos and personal information available on Facebook*

[lizzybeeee]

Currently working on a list of interesting lore/plot points that ended up being nuked by BioWare in DATV...my World of Thedas books are being drowned in my tears at the moment lmao

Band of Three I will always love you :(

[wejustvibing]

well, probably rain dance tonight and the rain dance tomorrow so that it rains and maybe that creates an opportunity. and then make sure we've got a good strategy and then somehow, i don't know, pull a rabbit out of the hat somehow - lewis

i'm crying lewis stop 😭😭

[void-snakat]

Plan to get a binder in rural Appalachia :3

> It's Halloween in October. > Say I want to cosplay as a guy character or a flat character (prbly the latter for safety :3) > My Dad (<- the main bigot (when it comes to politics mom just listens to him)) is weeb, dweeb and a nerd (only derogatory cause fuck him) so if I am going for accuracy he might let me have one for the costume. > But until then I have to be EXTREMELY not sus ;3 > So he doesn't think I'll keep it or use it after the costume > AND hope he doesn't take it immediatly after so I can't use it > Let's hope this works cause some days I'm this close 🤏 to taping or other non-savory things (like a break down don't worry Abt me) :D

[eldestdaughtersyndromeforreal]

All my panic attacks are father induced .

[aithusarosekiller]

All I'm saying is no renewal means we get to choose what happened next...

[milo-my-beloved]

show matthias now he's stuck in eternal limbo:

[tavina-writes]

can we crab rave now?