#ITS A VISION

[rugwurm]

charon chart the way to silent hill

[syresdcthings]

OK, picture this.

Gotham totally capitalises the fuck out of their villains, there's no arguing about it. They make all sorts of stuff, tshirts, figurines, posters... But most importantly, Onesies.

Now why do I think this would be a wonderful idea? Well just imagine Damian Wayne, 14 years old, playing dress up with Harley while she forces him to put on the onesie of herself she bought for 5$. Damian acts like he hates it too but he wears it everytime he goes to bed because it's "just comfier than my other clothes."

Even better! Throw some other people in there. Riddler and Catwoman sitting around Damian as Harley makes him try on every onesie she could find for cheap. Plus, Harvey begrudgingly sitting in the corner muttering something about lawsuits and copyright infringement, but really he's angry there weren't any Two Face onesies in his size.

FUCK IT, ADD SOME OF THE BATFAM! It's a night of fun where the rouges and the heros have a competition to see who has the best onesie design, and in the end Damian says the design of his own robin costumes onesie is best.

[crysidscrisis]

i had a dream where Doll Dexter got so angry he just ate a rat

[szaryherbatnik]

please quote me on this because this is my official taskmaster s15 prediction: 1st: ivo graham

 2nd: mae martin 

3rd: frankie boyle 

 4th: Jenny eclair

 5th: kiell smith-bynoe

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[bonesblackheadrotten]

just saw rafayel with a mullet

[kanakori]

i had to

[forecast0ctopus]

AN-TI-BO-DIES

[wanderingibon]

[ruushes]

companions re-classed pt 1 - karlach 🔥❤️‍🔥💪

[weepingalaxy]

surely this hasnt been done already right

[xxplastic-cubexx]

obligatory beach divorce doodling

bonus rough cover redraw of x-men #41 (1995) But Beach Divorce below cut

[bahrlee]

Eggman: I need you to collect the chaos emeralds so I can put them into the eclipse canon and threaten to blow up the world!

Rouge and Shadow:

[tojisun]

thinking about the way simon leans into you for a kiss like this— he curls his hand around your throat, and he doesn’t really tug or tighten it, instead uses his hold as a leverage to push himself close to you, like he is sucked into your gravitational force, always orbiting. always tethered.

he doesn’t know how it is to not be with you.

and this kiss, just one of many, shows the attraction he always succumbs to. he holds onto you like the way one would clap their hands around a glittering firefly, snuffing its way out to force it to sparkle only for themselves, and folds himself close like he is about to whisper a wish.

the kiss becomes a prayer; it is his offering to you.

and when he pulls back, you see the way your lips had burned him, leaving him all pinked cheeks and twitching nose. you feel breathless at the weight of his adoration, his reverence, because simon looks at you like you are worth more than the flesh that holds you up.

you swallow, throat bobbing, and simon’s fingers twitch on your skin. his hand around your throat feels like an anchor but you watch the way he still sinks into you.

[sonicman66]

DpxDc fic where Danny is just haunting the Bats and providing memes to the internet whilst being invisible

Because I read a fic ('the curious case of who lives in the walls' by RaccoonRobyn over on ao3) that has Danny chilling in the Wayne Manor's walls and commenting on the Wayne's habits and goings on and i just

Tl;dr danny has a twitter page where he invisibly follows the bats and documents their funny mistakes like a nature documentary.

One day a Gothamite spots a new twitter page on their feed. Its not got a lot of posts, but they're all pictures. And the first one is... Nightwing. Lying on the concrete, face-down, with another bat or bird very obviously laughing at him.

They think nothing of it. They compliment the photoshop for its realism, and move on. Except there's more pictures. All of them, every last one of them, has the Bats and Birds suffering from a trip, fall, a gaffe, a misstep, anything and everything.

And then they find a video

Its clearly a handheld or phone camera, pointed at Robin in an alleyway. Someone starts talking, in a very poor attempt at sounding like David Attenborough, narrating like a wildlife documentary. "Here we see the youngest of the Bat-brood partaking in one of its more private behaviors, unseen and unknown by its kin."

And Robin just. Steps further into the alleyway and gets swarmed by stray cats, all begging for food. He grins and starts feeding them, all whilst narration continues, talking about this like its an animal's behavior.

And they have more. So many more.

A video of Red Hood. He does a fancy gun twirl when nobody's around, bobbles it, and accidentally fires into the ground. He picks it up and acts like nothing happened. But the video sees all.

A video of Batman on a gargoyle on a skyscraper, with shaky footage from clearly around a corner, but on the same level. "Commentary on this specimen has been added in post, for reasons you will soon see. Batman, the patriarch of the Bat-Brood, is incredibly elusive to research, and for good reason." In the video, the camera jolts a little and Batman turns suddenly to the sound of rocks moving. The camera goes still, and Batman scans the area, seemingly seeing nothing. Then, his white eyes turn blue, and he looks directly into the camera. Footage ends.

The acc posts a screenshot of a dm that is very clearly an Oracle sockpuppet. She has sent something along the lines of 'how have you obtained this footage, this is dangerous,' etc etc. His response is 'i am in ur walls lol'

He is not aware of the level of Bat Paranoia this brings out.

[logictoinsanity]

Wade: *joke*

Logan: shut the fuck up

*five minutes later*

someone: why are you even with him

Logan: *completely deadpan* he's the funniest person I've met in my entire fucking life