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x-heesy · 2 months

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Swag a la Italy 🇮🇹

Hey

Mixer T, there

I jump on Italian rap like a trampoline

Brother, I've been at it for a while, you scream

She gets wet when I rhyme

To do it better I found the algorithm

The flow weighs one kilo

Like the Migos necklaces

I'll smoke you in one hit

You're a Chilum in the park, I ride it with the widest filter

Then I enter precisely, bro, archery on the sample

When I hear you you're like the wind if I'm turning it around

No, I don't feel like a deaf man sleeping

Bro, I win gold, platinum and silver

With her in the hotel, bro, more stars than Hokuto

I go, straight cash like Coccoluto

Her pussy is Newton's apple

I smoke it whole bro in a minute (wooo!)

We are artists

We seem happy but then we're sad (hey)

We write records (ha!)

These rappers go home then diss us (wooo!)

I have the black box, you a package (ha ha!)

I'm a goal in the final with the heel

With you it's like boxing with the bag

When I hear your music it comes down to me

I don't care if it sounds good or if it sells

We are us and we don't change anything

Emme!

I smoke from morning to night, bro

I'm having dinner with my girlfriend

Crazy panther kitten, bro

Guajira Guantanamera

I'm going up the stream

Brother, no, no, I don't have a dick, I have a propeller

His face white, hungry, anemic

Fievel landing in America

Sometimes, sometimes I inhale such a quantity that I pass out

I watch her ass go, they are so high that it seems like they are going up

You're on a pedal toilet

What a toilet, what a rate, with an ass that looks like a hexagon

Maybe it was better if you remained a bachelor

It's getting late, let's talk, I'm running bro!

I'll take a shot of ice cream, bro

Then I smile at you like a triceratops

Wanted flow machine gun, bro (hey)

Matrix change I'm regenerating it (hey, hey, hey, hey)

Die of envy, yes, you are triggered (seh)

Bad language, the beat is eviscerated

The feat is refined, the drink is mixed

What a fucking life, bro, I was a hermit! (em!)

At work, bro, I'm still a rapper

Even though I'm handsome, I'm an influencer

We are us and we don't change anything

Ouch, ouch, tremble when you hear Lebon on the mic (Lebon on the mic)

Alright, 24/7, all night (all night)

When do you make wheat? Tomorrow (yep)

I'm Jimmy Iovine bro (yep)

Without the styles where do you go? Goodbye

God gave me the flow, he said 'go (go, go, go)

I do not know how

You don't know what

You know it well

That you are not what

You can make foam

You're a soda girl

A slap on the head when you're posing (pshh)

Music is a drug (hey)

And I always have the best one

Moment, moment, moment

I rock anyway and the microphone is off

I sing and you can't hear the accent

And you don't hear the jungle until I turn it on

Well done, take the bulldozers against the blacks and the Vatussi

I swear I can't do it like you do (yeah)

I should sell envelopes at Russian weddings

And be in the red like the Tunes (wooo!)

Life as an artist is sad, especially if you live in Italy

How to get a flat earther pregnant and raise her kids in Australia

It's like a prison, they condemned you

You want an hour of air, but conditioned

Out of the box forever @ombrabrontok 🇮🇹 @kattywompuss @bigbonzo @cumpletelyhappythesecond 🤪😜

We are us, we don't change anything (Ah!)

Esagono (Hexagon) (feat. Salmo) by Gemitaiz, MadMan,

#anyways 🤪#hehe 😜#Salmo #gemitaiz #MadMan #italian rap #SwaG #8/2024 #gif mood board #gif moodboard #moodboard #fuck off #fuckit #x-heesy #fucking favorite #now playing #music #music and art #spotify

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ambyandony · 4 months

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whats Angurio’s lore?

OHKAY WOOO!!! BUCKLE UP!!!! I'm half going off the cuff and half just documenting previously decided info.

i think ive got everything in here.

I'd say Angurio has one of the... stranger concepts of my OCs. Unlike Tirami, he is very interesting! (I am bullying my own OC)

JJBA OC: Angurio Profile(tte)

Angurio (from 'anguria' meaning watermelon), full name presumably Angurio Romano Zatta (he's not Roman, so I don't know why his middle name would be Romano, and it's hard to say if this is his actual name, but...) and also nicknamed Ang and Angie by his sisters. He is a friendly guy! He's Italian-born, probably somewhere in his 20s and a bit younger than Melonia. Honestly, I don't know a whole lot about him concretely, necessarily. But I can tell you he's a Stand User, and his locale is technically Vento Aureo. Similarly to Tiramisu, this technicality is because Naples/Italy is his origin and where his family are, so he has ties to the Part 5 locale and a reason to be in the area.

He's also a bit of a viator; a fly-by-nighter (metaphorically)—a common trait in the family—but for him, it's not exactly by choice. Moving out of Naples originally was planned; Angurio never liked the hustle and bustle of big cities and wanted to live in a nice little town instead. And he intended to stay in that little town.

Unfortunately, that didn't pan out.

Of course. who would have fucking guessed.

「High By The Beach」

(design not official but i tried to pull something together. I draw the damn thing a little differently every time I draw it, by which I mean I have drawn it 3 times, and in not a single one of them has it been consistent. i tried to follow my Related Stand Resemblance Procedure here. a good alternate name if i were to rename it would be Blasphemous Rumours)

「High By The Beach」 is essentially built entirely around 'vengeance'.

The Stand targets victimisation or trauma, to put it one way; it picks up on the mental state of an individual who was significantly "wronged" by someone, and if the User—Angurio, that is—feels a strong enough conviction against an act of injustice that the Stand detects, then 「High By The Beach」 can take the "wrong" from the victim's mind, and use it to fuel itself. It then seeks, with Angurio, to 'avenge' the victim in some way ("peace through vengeance"). The taken 'wrongs' are manifested as bags the Stand carries. It becomes stronger through vengeful thoughts, leaving suffering as the wake of good intentions (road to Hell and all that).

Angurio knows that his Stand can remove the 'wrong' from a victim's mind, and he thinks it's a good thing, and that he's just helping them out by doing that. Removing memory and the presence of trauma can surely bring a sense of calm, a sense of safety, but it's all a potent occurrence of repression, and the potential good is temporary. It also leaves the victim dazed, lethargic, or otherwise prone to dissociation.

If the victim was particularly traumatised by the injustice that was taken, then the removal can actually do a fair bit of harm. If a traumatic 'wrong' is removed, it doesn't remove trauma; it removes the memory. If something happens that would trigger the memory—like seeing or hearing something, anything like that—then whatever trauma response the victim usually would experience—a sense of panic or whatever else it may be—they will still experience, the only difference is that they won't know why. Rather, that is, they lose readily available access to the memory of the trauma that would let them comprehend what's going on (at least to some extent).

What Angurio doesn't know—at least not actively, consciously—is that 1. there are these very negative side effects to what he believes are a good act, and that 2. 「High By The Beach」 also gets stronger from these side effects (which he, as stated, doesn't know about).

See, Angurio's very sweet. He tries to be gentle and helpful to the people around him, though he's a bit scatterbrained at times. He also carries around a supply of emergency items (think rescue inhalers, EpiPens, etc), which I cannot verify the legal obtention of; but he keeps them on him in case anyone around him ends up needing them. He's an incredibly empathetic person, which is why he uses his Stand how he does in the first place. He hates to see people—children, especially—suffer, particularly at the hands of someone else. He just wants people to feel safe. You'd be forgiven for thinking he's perhaps a bit of an antihero.

I would thusly have to call him a bit of a... face-heel turn, on a sort of acute scale. Perhaps an anti-villain.

While 「High By The Beach」 does get stronger mostly through feelings of vengeance, what isn't inherently obvious at surface level is that it also severely increases Angurio's mental strain and propensity for needless violence.

Which, um... uh oh!

Because of this, when his Stand's ability is active, and/or has something it's carrying, and especially if he's in the middle of hunting down a 'wrongdoer', he has a tendency to become brutal, cruel, vicious, to the point where he seemingly simply doesn't even know or experience his own rage most of the time and develops lapses of memory when he brings injury to people. And these factors are the main reason why he couldn't just stay in that nice little town like he wanted. Or several of the other nice little towns he's moved to.

As time draws on and he uses his Stand more and more, it seems that he begins to more easily vacillate between the two sides of his essence (nice dichotomy idiot) at disproportionate provocation (or seemingly complete lack thereof); and as a result, now has an odd dualistic personality (what the fuck is wrong with pink-haired Italian men). It doesn't seem to be a Dissociative Identity situation, though—both seem to be Angurio.

He can be a bit hard to read sometimes, though arguably not often. It can be hard to tell if he's Normal or in Crazy Murder Mode at a given moment, but there are usually tells (hair being down is usually an indicator of being in crazy murder mode. sometimes its also just an indicator of he just woke up and hasnt had time to braid it yet). The change is actually so drastic that some people, even after seeing it and seeing the personality swing with their own eyes, have trouble believing that both sides of Angurio apply to the same person.

His relationship with the communities he lives in can vary slightly depending on how others react to his actions and personality swings. But ultimately, he almost always ends up chased out—either "directly" (closest you can get to torches and pitchforks in the 80s/90s) or because the cops are poking around.

Unintentionally he probably actually does more wrong to people in pursuit of justice than what he's trying to avenge.

Even if he didn't, he's quite clearly lost perspective.

He's convinced himself that everything he's done is justified and noble (—whoever it was he just killed; Hell, he probably doesn't even know who it was—but it doesn't matter anyway, so who cares). Ends to a means.

His sense of right is heavily skewed.

Now, while things "making the Stand stronger" is meant in a physical power sense, having the bag(s) of 'wrongs' also gives the Stand everything it needs to help Angurio track down and get to the person they're taking vengeance against. When the bags are opened, the Stand releases a mist that facilitates a very strange, loose form of fast travel that puts them within "proximal distance" of the person they're after. Basically, they disappear into the fog and then emerge from the fog elsewhere, though it generally can only go so far on its own. It also can't go through the walls of buildings unless a door or window is open, since the mist can't really flow through solid matter.

(this picture is not canon. obviously)

Like his sisters, he was born with Stand potential, but not with a Stand. And like (at least) one of the other two, he can be assumed to have developed his Stand upon contact with a Stand arrow, though I couldn't tell you where or when that happened—either after his middle sister left for uni, or after he left Naples. I think things would have gone a lot differently for her if he'd developed 「High By The Beach」 while she was still around him before the whole Passione situation... I'm not gonna get into all that, though. That's Ilta's business. Ask her after she posts the new OC profile update if you're still curious.

Anyway, wherever he got his Stand, it didn't impact anything until after he'd successfully moved to a smaller, much less urban (less noisy and touristy) town. The kind of place where you can actually get acquainted with the other people around you, since there aren't as many.

And things were just lovely at first. Why wouldn't they be? He's an agreeable guy and quite unconfrontational—his older sisters' sibling rivalry seemed reserved for each other, so he never got much of that Big Sibling Bullying toughness that he probably would've otherwise. He was friendly enough to fit right in, even as a bit of an outsider! Made a few friends, or at least friendly acquaintances... even friendly people can have some trouble with actually making friends. Became a minor facet of the community, and his Stand didn't really have any impact on his life. You know, until it did.

Angurio always found himself to be pretty good with kids; kids seem to think he's tons of fun, and he likes to indulge childish imagination and help them learn when he has the opportunity. Whether he had any occupation in childcare is up for debate, but since he eventually became fairly well-known in the community, kids would talk with him plenty either way. And from this came the first time his Stand activated and all the disaster that resulted from it. Unclear if he even remembers what the kid said about their dad, but does it matter?

The man's dead now.

Wasn't really what Angurio meant to do; though, did he actually know what he meant to do to begin with? Hard to say, but either way...

someone saw.

The kid, in fact. Sure, Angurio meant well, but you know what they say about the road to hell—and abusive or not, if you see someone in your house at night murdering your father, I'm sure we can all see how that would not make things too much better overall. The situation didn't really catch up to him fully when he tried to calm the kid down. And when he did come to grips with the situation, he realised that this was going to be... a bit of a problem. And there was only one way to get away with a crime with a witness, right? Still, he kind of has to wonder why his first thought was just to take the knife he was holding and make sure the news didn't make it out of the house.

Well, he did what he had to do; that's what he told himself when he hurried home and started cleaning himself up. So what next? Well, all he could think to do was to start packing up. He didn't leave, not right away. But he packed. He was absolutely unproblematic; nobody would've suspected he could do something like that. Angurio was a bit squeamish, too, so the turnout was certainly quite a surprise and kept suspicions off him for a bit longer.

But when accusations did turn to him, even just once, even just an accusation that wasn't taken seriously, he didn't wait; everything he couldn't transport in two suitcases and a shoulder bag was left at his home, and he vanished without much of a trace. Some people worried he'd gone missing, or that they had some kind of serial killer in their midst, but there were plenty of people who said they saw him leave the day he... well, left.

The whole situation became something of a myth, and even for years after he'd left, his name was passed around in whispers. Some people believed he did it, some people didn't. But he wasn't forgotten. And though everyone in that town knew it, he'd never become important enough for his name to be spread much further.

He tried again and again to settle somewhere but never seemed able to help himself from trying to take matters into his own hands. He wouldn't always take it to the extreme (often, when the wrongdoer wasn't an immediate threat to the victim, they would be alive when Angurio left). But the violence was bad enough to get people after him—police or civilians—and he found himself locally infamous in a few places—but still never important enough to reach beyond local scopes when it came to dissemination of rumours.

They don't always remember him, now that he doesn't seem to stay as long or socially embed himself as much. Some forget his name, or probably wouldn't recognise him right away if he came back. There tends to be at least one person, though, in every town he's lived in, who will never forget about him completely.

He knows that he's talked about, and often negatively or fearfully. With his name passed about in so many places, even though it stayed almost entirely within those local scopes, it was bound to breach containment at least once; when he first started moving, he mostly lived in towns that were at least somewhat proximal to his birthplace, so even in Naples, occasional rumours about him are spread, probably because it's where he's from; but the rumours are much less well-known in the city than in the towns.

He continues to try to live a sociable lifestyle... and also still violently pursues 'wrongdoers' when he detects a particularly angering 'wrong', hoping that at least some good comes from his efforts.

And he continues to try to justify it to himself when he finds that an innocent person got hurt in the process. For the greater good, right?

At least once, he pinpointed himself as the wrongdoer.

And, well...

For the sake of vengeance, what must be done must be done, right?

As long as I survive, a part of him thinks. Another part wonders: is that really fair?

Sometimes he wishes he knew where he got that scar under his eye.

#amby answers #jjba oc #jojo oc #fanstands #jjba #vento aureo #amby draws #my art #angurio zatta #angurio romano #melonia zatta #melania zatta #any resemblance to preexisting characters both living or eternally damned to endless death was entirely accidental #character profilette #character profile #so unfair that his sister is an occupational assassin #THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ASK

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svtminji · 1 year

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WEVERSE LIVE :: SEVENTEEN IS LIVE! -> 🦢

10.04 - 06:54 AM warnings. slight one piece la spoliers language. 'normal' = korean, 'italic' = english, 'bold-italic' = japanese members who joined in. joshua & s.coups

❪ 🦢 ❫ - 06:56 AM

hi everyone~~~ how’s your day going? i just got out of work currently and heading back home. today’s tmi is that i drank some boba today after a few months! i really recommend the classic brown sugar boba, especially the milk one ( ◠‿◠ )

❪ 💎 — 💬 ❫ - 06:59 AM

how was jeonghan-oppa’s birthday? and what did you get him for his birthday?

❪ 🦢 ❫ - 06:59 AM

oh! what did i get for jeonghan’s birthday? hmm, i don’t think i can tell you all of the details but, i got him three expensive *sigh* lego sets and some wine from italy! don’t worry, my bank account has not been drained yet. i still have coups as my second bank~~

❪ few minutes of silence ❫ - 07:01 AM

❪ 💎 — 💬 ❫ - 07:06 AM

could you pose for us?

❪ 🦢 ❫ - 07:06 AM

pose..? um, i’ll do a v-sign

❪ 🦢 ❫ - 07:08 AM

wow, i’m getting a lot of questions currently. i’m trying to find one that sticks out. hold on, which member is online? huh? oh it’s shua! hi josh *waving*

❪ 🦌 — 💬 ❫ - 07:09 AM

hi mizu! i’m watching the live with coups lol. we’re making sure you’re not spoiling anything for the comeback

❪ 🦢 ❫ - 07:10 AM

ugh.. as if! my manager-unnie is literally staring me down. tell coups i said hi!!

❪ 💎 — 💬 ❫ - 07:12 AM

have you seen the fight between the fishmen, zoro, and sanji in the live action?

❪ 🦢 ❫ - 07:12 AM

what. what do YOU MEAN FIGHT SCENE?? i’m not even on the first three episodes.. i mean, i saw the anime so it’s common sense but the live action? no i haven’t.

❪ 💎 — 💬 ❫ - 07:14 AM

who’s your favorite op man? i really like zoro~~

❪ 🦢 ❫ - 07:15 AM

who’s my favorite one piece man? wow.. you guys cannot put me on the spot. i literally have a boyfriend..but my favorite man is sanji *laughs* he’s literally what i want as a man, except for some weird things. he’s been my anime and manga crush since i was.. ten? and now that i’m 28, it still hasn’t changed. i felt so horrible for him at cake island.

❪ �� — 💬 ❫ - 07:17 AM

what’s better to start with? anime, manga, or live action?

❪ 🦢 ❫ - 07:18 AM

hmm. well it really depends on how much time you can spend with the entire series. there’s over a thousand anime episodes with a lot of movies. for manga.. i don’t think it’s the best choice to go with. the live action only has one season with around eight episodes? it goes by very fast, i think like four episodes into one.

❪ 💎 — 💬 ❫ - 07:20 AM

did you see that mackenyu is zoro?

❪ 🦢 ❫ - 07:20 AM

don’t even mention it.. he’s such a good actor. like.. he can attack me like that too. too bad he’s married already

❪ more minutes of silence ❫ - 07:21 AM

❪ 🦢 ❫ - 07:26 AM

should i stick my head out?

❪ followed with MORE silence ❫ - 07:28 AM

❪ 🦢 ❫ - 07:35 AM

carats~~ i should head out~ make sure you’re eating well! this has been minji 🫶 bye-bye

WOOO a weverse live done ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ svtminji est. 2023

#svtminji #kpop #kpop oc #seventeen 14th member #seventeen oc #seventeen #kpop added member #seventeen added member #seventeen female member #kpop female oc #mz:weverse #weverse:live #mz:1004 #kpop female addition #seventeen female oc #fictional kpop oc #fake kpop idol #seventeen x oc

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cinnbar-bun · 7 months

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I saw you say you before you had a literature degree and recommended reads before (the poems were really good) do you have any other books/poems you recommend (not just Arabic ones but any?)

WOOO putting my degree to good use. So I had to read a lot of classics, short stories, and documents like declarations/speeches/etc. so a lot of books you'll see below are most likely classics or at least from a few decades ago. I mostly work with children now so my newest reads are kid's books (if someone else wants those, feel free to ask!!). My recommendations are below- again, PLLEEEASSEEE be very careful about content warnings and go in with an open mind!

So I'm going to be very very frank, my favorite writer and poet is William Blake. Cannot recommend him enough. "Ah, Sunflower", "The Lamb", "The Tygre", "The Angel"- William Blake my beloved. Fun fact, he's one of the founders/earliest writers of the Romantic Era. He also does gorgeous artworks that either go alongside his books- can't recommend him enough he's amazing.

Do you like autographies? No? Too bad, go read The Autobiography of Malcolm X this is a threat!!!!! I really think this is one everyone should read, it's phenomenal and raw, but also gives you something to discuss and ponder about.

The Duchess of Malfi by John Webster. Could not put this down. It's a play set in Italy just go read it if you like tragedies and drama I was GASPING the whole time.

Mrs. Dalloway by Virgina Woolf. A shorter read at less than 200 pages. Deals with post-WW1 in a stream of consciousness narrative about a day in the life of Mrs. Dalloway.

I have to, have to, always recommend Toni Morrison. By god is her writing amazing, but I have to give a big big big warning that her books will probably destroy you for a few days. The Bluest Eye especially. Heavy content warnings for her works but... if you can stomach it, absolutely someone you should read.

Other Recommendations I'm not Going Into Heavy Detail About:

Rappaccini's Daughter and Young Goodman Brown by Nathaniel Hawthorne

The Cask of Amontillado, Ligeia, the Masque of the Red Death, and The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe.

Incidents in the Life of a Slave Girl by Harriet Jacobs.

Sweat and Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale Thurston.

Dracula by Bram Stoker.

Good Country People and A Good Man is Hard to Find by Flannery O'Connor

"Who Said It Was Simple" but also basically anything by Audre Lorde.

Cathedral by Raymond Carver.

Everyday Use by Alice Walker.

Woman Hollering Creek by Sandra Cisneros.

#rambles #book recommendations #not writing

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shahs1221 · 8 months

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I thought for a while that your banner was Elias Bouchard and now that I've realized it's not I'm very interested to see your take on him (if you ever happened to get into the Magnus Archives). Not a request more a recommendation lol

Also your Raphael gives me LIFE my boyfriend bought me two prints of Italy vacation Raphael and they're hanging next to my coat rack. I'm obsessed

YOOO that is awesome! I'm stoked you guys liked it enough to get the prints (big shout out to your bf too wooo ✨✨✨)!

Haha I have gotten MANY comments about how some of my Silco and Peter Cushing stuff gave Elias Bouchard vibes. Even though I'm not familiar at all with the series and the character, from the images/art I've seen, he certainly seems to be up my alley 😂 Maybe one day.

#asks #imthedoctortobiasfunke

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awigglycultist · 7 months

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We Didn't Plan To Kill Our Guest w/ DYLAN Saunders thoughts bc I never watcher and yes I know I'm 2 days late but I've been busy and couldn't watch it ok

JAIME

PLEASE THE LORI LOUGHLIN CRIME MENTION

YEAH WOO TIN CAN BROS WOOO

Why is Corey in a trashcan lol

Woah didn't know Brian was drummer 10/10

Jesus ok just mentioning someone death

"it's democrats like you that cost us the election" Pft

Yup very popular dance totally have seen it

Uhm Joey it's BOYS what are we gonna do not GUYS

Wow Dylan has really aged

Sjsjdhd the snapping

RONALD REGAN?

Old man boomer Dylan Saunders

"we know you're super busy" "I don't do anything at all"

PLEASE THE BIT WHERE DYLAN SAYS HE CAN DRIVE WITH HIS EYES CLOSED AND THEN HE CANT GRAB THE CUP

On FILM?

"with Dylan Saunders!" "who's that?"

"I got tales from the war"

Omg he's dead

LAUREN sorry I mean DOCTOR

DEAD AS A DOOR KNOB!

GET THEIR ASS DOCTOR

"am I problematic figure?"

Joey don't worry the doctor said natural causes I'm sure you didn't bore him to death it's fine

Joey's and Corey's little skips bdjdb

Love how the doctor says it was natural causes but they think everyone's gonna think they caused his death. Like guys if the autopsy report says natural causes its finneee

Finished, toasted, gazumped, fleeced. Fucked.

PLEASE BRIAN AND JOEY BEGGING THE AUDIENCE WHILE COREY THREATENS SOMEONE

Please they freak out over Dylan's death making it look like they killed him but are perfectly fine with killing other people

Yup great acting guys very normal

[BEEEEEP] yup that is Dylan's exact address

Jesus Brian is really chugging that water

I love that Joey's the only person aware of the voice over. Also again totally not suspicious looking

Dylan is being a great dead body btw

DYLAN IS HIS OWN BREED?

COREY BREAKING DURING THE SNAPPING/SINGING BIT

"woah woah hey did you just litter?" "yeah what's it to ya?"

This whole thing with Joey being the only one to hear voice over and for him to keep responding to it is so fucking funny

HITTING HIS HEAD ON THE CAR AJDJDN

"in all my time narrating- watching" hm

"one person's actions can have detrimental cause on this planet" hmm

"is this forever now?"

"or a mental institution? Should I check myself in? Hahahahahaha"

You're gonna wanna see this

"I always thought Dylan just liked to eat palm fulls of hard candy"

The female doctor call back

Yup just moisturize the clothes

"his fleeting alpha male status" hshshlsndks

Brian backing up a the way onto the floor lmao

Fucking incredible speech from Lauren

Everyone breaking from Lauren including herself

"yes but did you have to Wikipedia that?"

HE DESIGNED THE HINDENBURG

"he left Italy AFTER the fall of the roman empire"

Well the age thing just got a lot more confusing with that

"and you're a better man for it NOT YOU! NOT YOU! NOT HIM. Not him. Not you!" "I'm trying!" "not him!"

I'm sure you'll get the numbers right at some point Corey (probably not)

Hey you're trying Brian

Yup ok Joey thinks he might be gods prohet now

*sigh* Dylan would know what to say

Why does Corey have a 3 phones

"wether its god-" "who is a woman!"

I am so truly entranced in this scene with Rachel and Marianne

Wow.

OMG HERE COMES DYLAN AND THE BROS

Again incredible dead body acting from Dylan and so this is so fucking funny

Yeah totally inspiring

"and not to get political but fuck Donald Trump"

Oh no the cops

Tammy!

Musical number!!!

"fucking kidding me?... You guys are just leaving me?... You guys think this funny?"

"how long is this fucking song?"

Dylan and Lauren breaking again

"NONE OF US KNOWS WHAT THAT MEANS"

God that was hilarious

#tin can bros #we didn't plan to kill our guests #tin can brothers #wdptkog

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spaces0ngs · 1 year

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wooo sorry for disappearing ! i am now in italy

#missed u ALL #my activity will be spotty for the coming month

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unitadmirals · 2 years

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Miraculous: Tales of Tentōchū and InkChat

Admiral

[Location: Liberty]

Rose: You know I love Unicorns, and nothing makes me feel better!!!

The Kitty Section members throw up their masks while Marinette, Nino, Lila, Mylene, and Nathaniel all cheer.

Marinette: Wow guys! For your first performance that was pretty cool!

Luka: Thanks Marinette… you always have the right thing to say!

The two both blush.

Rose: Actually, Juleka made the song! I just came up with it!

Nino: Yeah you did pretty good Jules!

Mylene: I’ve never been to a live performance before! Granted they do scare me…

Juleka: (mutters) I- uh… thank you…

Nathaniel: You deserve it!

Lila: Yeah… even my trips to Italy weren’t that exhilarating…

Everyone glares at Lila.

Lila: What?! I wasn’t exaggerating this time!

Everyone on the houseboat leaves. Luka and Juleka walk downstairs.

Luka: I’m gonna put everything up this time. Goodnight?

Juleka: Good Night!

While putting everything up, in the basement, Luka sees two shining jewels. He picks them up and they shine greatly.

Luka: Huh? What are these?

The two gems vibrate and Luka senses something. A unique melody he can only comprehend if he puts on the interesting jewels.

Luka puts the brooches on. They suddenly stop shaking.

Luka: Huh… that’s weird… the way they vibrated suggested something different…

Suddenly the gems glow and out come two luminous balls of old. Nooroo and Dussu twirl around Luka in a harmonious way before suddenly appearing in front of him.

Nooroo: *bows* Hello Master…

Luka gasps.

Dussu: WOOO! I feel so free! I was trapped in there for so long! And then there was that horrible woman... I hope we're with W-

Bubbles suddenly release themselves from Dussu's mouth as if he was no longer allowed to speak.

Luka: Who are you talking about little guy?

Dussu: Our owner! He gaurds the Miraculous! Last thing I remember a giant hungry blob this kid was chasing everyone!

Luka is confused.

Luka: So… what are you guys?

Nooroo: We are Kwami's! Cosmic beings that are born once a new concept is formed!

Luka: And these are?

Nooroo: Miraculouses! *picks up Butterfly* This is mine!

Nooroo chuckles.

Luka: How many of these are there?

Nooroo: TOO MANY TO COUNT!

Dussu: We have many friends in our little box though! Almost 20! Daizzi, Sass, Wayzz! And we must get back to them!

Luka: You miss them huh...

Dussu nods. Luka suddenly begins stroking his chin.

Luka: These things-

Luka instantly corrects himself.

Luka: Miraculouses, can they grant powers?

Nooroo: Yes! Every miraculouses grants a special ability based off of a concept. Some grant multiple actually!

Luka: Intresting... and your concept is-

Nooroo: Nooroo, the kwami of transmission! I am the butterfly and whenever my holder senses negative emotions they will instantly be able to transmit an akuma, a butterfly charged with energy, towards the person and akumatize them! Turning them into... a superhero!

Dussu: I'm Dussu, the kwami of Animation! I can animate beings based on your emotions!

Luka stares at the two miraculous.

Luka: Are there any SPECIAL miraculous??

Dussu seems offended. He becomes tense and looks away from Luka. He then turns back to Luka and begins speaking sadly.

Dussu: Well… Fluff can travel through time, Pollen can immobilize people, Orikko can knock people out- But the most important are the Ladybug and the Black Cat!

Luka: I sense something about this… like order to an unharmonious choir… Please, Elaborate.

Nooroo: The Ladybug has the power of creation! And the Black Cat the power of destruction! These two miraculous’ grant a special wish when combined that can alter reality and reshape the universe!

Luka: Well friends. I didn't think I'd be saying this any time soon.

Nooroo and Dussu cheer.

Nooroo: Wait- what?

Luka: I'll be getting the miraculous and reshape the world into an image of perfection!

Nooroo: Y- You can't do this. It will destroy everything and reshape it all at the cost of loosing your loved ones. Are you willing to take that risk?!

Luka nods.

Dussu: YEAH! And I can create beings off of pure erratic emotion!

Luka: Now tell me Nooroo. What do I have to do....

Nooroo sighs in great displeasure.

Nooroo: All you have to say to get started is “Nooroo! Dark Wings Rise!”

Luka: Hm…

Anarka: LUKA! HURRY UP AND COME FER DINNER! DON’T WANNA BE THROWN OFF DECK DO YA?

Luka: Alright Mom!

Luka takes the Miraculous and hides them in his fanny pack.

Earlier this same day, Kagami has matters of her own to attend to. Tatsu, Kagami's car, begins the day driving her to her lessons. Art, Violin recitals, Tennis, Lunch, Dance, Singing Lessons, Fencing, an occasional meeting with her mother and her mothers accosiates (which wasn't often but she was always prepared) and finally the afternoon fencing lessons with her mother.

Of course that wasn't the end as Kagami forced herself to take on other self taught activities as well in order to live up to her mother's standards.

The two finally arrive at their destination. Adrien met up with Kagami at fencing. The two hadn't yet attended public school so the building enough never got old for them. Adrien and Kagami do a quick "pound it" before they entered. A friendly tradition the two as well as Chloé would do together. The best of friends.

After a long fencing session Chloé arrives in her limousine with Sabrina behind her.

Chloé: I can't believe your parents still don't let you go to public school... Ridiculous! Utterly Ridiculous!

Kagami: Actually Chloé.... at the meeting tonight... Adrien and I are planning to tell our parents-

Adrien: We... want to go to public school with you!

Chloé: Ooh! Finally! We'll be the best trio at school! Adrien Agreste, famous model and son of Gabriel Agreste, Kagami Tsurugi, famous fencer and daughter of Tomoe Tsurugi, and Chloé Bourgeois!

The trio laugh and walk into Chloé's car.

The next morning, Adrien and Kagami are on the phone together.

Adrien: Today’s gonna be so exiting! Our first day of school can you believe it.

Kagami: I can not believe that my mother is letting me out of the house. Especially walking.

Suddenly, while Kagami is walking to school she stops at the cross road.

Marinette does her thing and arrives at the cross road as well and you know trips or whatever

Master Fu starts to cross the cross road when he’s almost at the end and trips over Marinettes box

Just as Marinette was about to help Fu, Kagami puts out her foot catching his cane and catches Master Fu with her arms

Kagami: Are you ok sir?

Fu: Yes, thank you young lady…

Kagami: It was no problem at all sir, may you have a good day+

Fu: Yes… a good day [places the Miraculous in her bag]

Marinette gets mad and starting their little rivalry

Juleka runs towards College Dupont….

Juleka: *growls* No! I can’t be late!

Juleka bumps into Rose.

Rose: Hi Juleka!

Juleka mumbles something.

Juleka: Uh… I… hi Rose!

Rose: How are you-

Juleka: Uh… good. How are you?

Rose: AMAZING!

As usual. Rose was her perfect positive self.

Rose: We have 2 new students today! One of them is a model!

Juleka: *chuckles* Like Adrien Agreste?

Rose: Like? He is Adrien Agreste!

Juleka’s heart shattered as she heard the news.

Juleka: Isn’t he friends with Chloé?

Rose: Not everyone is like their friends! I’m sure this year will be perfect!

Suddenly a man slowly walks towards the school building and falls. The school bell rings and everyone rushes into the school. The old man struggles, reaching slowly for his cane.

Juleka hesitates and runs towards the old man risking to be late. She helps him up and picks up his cane.

Master Fu: Thank you young lady…

Juleka: I uh…

Rose: Jules!

Juleka nods to the old man and runs off. Master Fu chuckles as he watches the mini-miracle-box bounce in Juleka’s bag.

During class…

Ms Bustier Nino, Why don't you have a seat in the front row this year?

Nino growls and walks to the front row.

Chloé: Marinette Dupain-Cheng.

Marinette: Oh gosh…

Chloé: That's my seat.

Marinette: Bu- But Chloé-

Chloé growls. Marinette sighs and sits next to Alya.

Alya: *stands up* Hey! Who elected you queen of seats?!

Chloé: Well, well, well Sabrina. Maybe Adri-kins and Kagami-san should teach the new girl a lesson!

Marinette: Adrien… Agreste?! Kagami Tsurugi?!

Sabrina: New school, new year, new seats!

Marinette looks down and cries as Alya comforts her.

Miss Bustier: Has everyone found a seat?

Alya: Chillax, girl. No bigg-

Kagami slams the door open and bows heavily multiple times.

Kagami: I TRULY APOLOGIZE FOR BEING LATE MA’AM!

Adrien waves to Chloé embarrassed.

Juleka: Oh gosh… we have a fencing champion with us this year…

Marinette: Oh… it’s her.

Alya: Who?

Marinette: Earlier… this old man was walking across the street and she saved him way better than I ever could have…

Alya: *chuckles* Are you jealous?

Marinette: No! Uh… yes? Uh… maybe? She just carries herself so well…

Alya: Just be yourself and you won’t be jealous uh…

Marinette: Marinette, my name is Marinette Dupain-Cheng!

Alya: Alya Césaire!

Juleka: Oh no they’re here….

Rose: It’ll be fine Jules! This year will be perfect!

Adrien sits next to Nino and in front of Chloé as Kagami sits behind Chloé. Suddenly, Lila opens her mouth.

Lila: Uh… who are you?

Chloé: Ugh… how do you not know who Kagami Tsurugi is?

Lila: Oh? Tsurugi? You’re the Red Fencer?!

Kagami: Well…

Miss Bustier: For those of you who don't yet know me, I'm Miss Bustier. I'll be your teacher this year!

Chloé: Listen here newbie! I don’t know who you are but you’re obviously to ridiculous to recognize celebrities when you see them.

Kagami: Well Chloé, some people don’t have time for those kinds of things.

Chloé gasps. Suddenly, a stir arrives in the back classroom.

Ivan: Kim!

Miss Bustier: Ivan, what is going on?

Ivan: It's Kim! I'm so gonna get...

Miss Bustier: Ivan, go to the principal's office.

(Ivan walks away angrily.)

Meanwhile, with Luka in his classroom, he gets a sudden feeling and decides to ask the teacher (Ms. Carter) to leave to the restroom. Luka runs to the restroom as Nooroo flies out of his bag.

Nooroo: Master! I plead with yo-

Luka: Sorry Nooroo. But peace comes with sacrifices… Nooroo , WINGS BEAT!

Nooroo screeches.

Admiral: *sighs* Poor boy… sad… alone…. Derised… his melody must be redeemed…

A Butterfly flies into the bathroom from a small window and Luka corrupts it as he smiles in the most innocent manner.

Admiral: Fly my akuma! And help this mocked boy!

The akuma flies away towards Francois Dupont. It flies into Ivan’s poem to Mylene.

Later everyone across the city screams.

Roger: Ready? Fire!

The police fire at Stoneheart, but he only grows in size. Adrien turns on his TV.

André: I'm asking all parisians to stay home until this situation is under control.

News Crews: Mr Bourgeois. Mr Bourgeois!

Nadja: As incredible as it seems, it's been confirmed that Paris is indeed being attacked by a supervillain. The police have been struggling to keep the situation under control!

Roger: Be confident, the strong arm of the law will come crashing down on the... I mean, the other arm.

Juleka watches the television in fear as she suddenly sees a box in her bag.

Juleka: Huh?

Juleka takes the box out and suddenly a bright ball of light flies out of it. Suddenly, a small, big headed creature appears in front of Juleka.

Plagg: *yawns* Finally a breath of fresh air! Got any cheese.

Juleka screams and hides under the bed.

Plagg: Uh... did the box open itself or….

Juleka shudders under the bed.

Plagg: Oh well… this room is very shiny!

Plagg begins rummaging around Juleka’s room and trying to chew on her shiny things. Juleka screams and grabs Plagg.

Plagg: Oh? Are you my new holder.

Juleka nods her head no.

Plagg: Oh… I was almost sure that I saw you when the box was opened…

Juleka: W-what are you?

Plagg: I’m Plagg, the kwami of destruction! A cheese lover, I can grant you the power to destroy anything, physically or metaphorically. Understood?

Juleka nods no.

Plagg: A-okay. Now got anything to eat?

Juleka says no as Plagg continues to fly around her room. Suddenly she sees Rose on the TV, trapped under a rock. She gasps.

Juleka: Wha- what did you say you were.

Plagg: A kwami, a magical creature that can turn you into a superhero! I grant you the powers of Cataclysm, Purification and Restoration. Your main power is cataclysm which can disintegrates anything you touch and you’ll find out the rest when you transform….

Juleka: Alright… what do I have to do?

Plagg: Just say, “CLAWS OUT” and to detransform say “CLAWS IN”

Juleka: *inhale* You know…. Maybe it’s a good thing Rose makes me watch so much magical girl anime… Plagg, Claws Out?

In a quick fashion, Juleka transforms. Juleka, now InkChatlooks in the mirror.

InkChat: AAH! What am I doing.

Juleka looks one more time and inhales as she jumps out of the window.

With Kagami…

Kagami and her mother enter their house.

Tomoe: We will now have to reschedule our fencing sessions but I will be meeting with you to talk about that school of yours…

Kagami: Okay Mother.

The two part ways and Kagami walks up to her room and immediately begins to dig through her bag..

Kagami: Where is my swo-

Kagami pulls out the box.

Kagami: What is this?

Kagami opens the box and a bright light flashes in front of her . Kagami gasps. Tikki yawns.

Tikki: Hi!

Kagami: Are you a kami?

Tikki: Yeah, no, it’s complicated! I’m Tikki, a kwami! A creature created from a concept. I’m the kwami of Creation so I was born when the universe was!

Kagami: Interesting. Does this have anything to do with that creature out there.

Tikki: Oh no! It’s happened all ready?

Kagami: What did?

In Master Fu’s apartment.

Wayzz: Are you sure these are the best choices Master?

Fu: Almost positive Wayzz!

With Kagami…

Tikki: Now! Just say, Spots on!

Kagami: Okay. Tikki, Spots On.

We cut to Kagami swinging across Paris and into the middle of the street.

InkChat: *saves Rose* Hello there Ms. Bug.

Tentōchū: I am Tentōchū. What title would you like me to refer to you as?

InkChat: I… I’m uh… InkChat!

Tentōchu: Perfect, now let’s get to business!

The two run to the stadium and Juleka hesitates.

Stoneheart: Huh? Who are you two?!

Tentōchū: Tentōchū!

InkChat: InkChat!

Stoneheart roars.

Tentōchū: LUCKY CHARM! *gets a wetsuit* What.

Kagami looks around.

Tentōchū: InkChat, go towards that hose! *ties hose to wetsuit and runs towards Stoneheart*

Stoneheart grabs Tentōchū and drops the akuma. The water sprouts and inflates the suit. Stoneheart lets go of her. Tentōchū throws the akuma towards InkChat.

InkChat: Cataclysm!

InkChat quickly destroys the paper containing the akuma leaving the little being to fly away.

Meanwhile, Alya sits idly by and films the drama.

Tentōchū: Over!

InkChat sighs and begins to leave.

Tentōchū: Wait! You have to purify the akuma.

InkChat: Oh- I uh… It’s long gone. We should just do the restoration.

Tentōchū: Alright!

InkChat: Restoration!

InkChat activates her power turning her hand green.

Tentōchū: Restoration!

InkChat puts her hand on the LuckyCharm. Her and Tentōchū perform the spell and restore everything.

InkChat: *grabs the paper and reads it* "You haven't even got the guts to tell Mylène you love her, wuss." Rude!

Ivan: Kim wrote it. He's always making fun of me.

Tentōchū: I don’t know who this “Kim” is but you shouldn’t care about him. He’s the “wuss” as he says.

Tentōchū takes out a small trinket from her yoyo.

Tentōchū: This is one of my special powers. It allows me to create an object that alerts you when something bad comes.

Ivan: Thank you miss!

Alya: HEY! Wait SuperRedBu-

Tentōchū swings off.

Later…

Plagg: Great job “InkChat” AT FORGETTING THE MOST IMPORTANT THING!

Juleka: Huh?

Plagg: The akuma can multiply and you didn’t purify it!

Juleka: *gasps* OH NO! This is horrible… I ruined everything Plagg as usual… *slowly pulls off the ring*

Plagg: WHAT?! NO!

Plagg disappears as Juleka sits in her room to mope.

#miraculous ladybug #luka couffaine #juleka couffaine #kagami tsurugi #ml kwami swap au #ml admiral au #kwami swap #akuma redesign

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endingboyhansel · 1 year

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Wooo I need to see what you guys think about this

#pierrot.txt #the day today

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gogtopia · 1 year

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What's a highlight of your day or something you're looking forward to today? ~🌿

i just got home from italy last night which was my sisters bday but we’re celebrating it tonight WOOO

#🌿 anon #answered #anonymous

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amber-isnt-a-precious-stone · 3 years

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my last three brain cells preparing to be hyped up about Måneskin's victory for at least another several months

damiano: the gay thirst™

victoria: so happy so fucking happy they deserved this win so bad

thomas: rock isn't dead! rock isn't dead! A rock song won eurovision finally agaaiiinn 🤘🏻

#my posts #maneskin #eurovision 2021 #eurovision #Måneskin #ahhhh the press conferance was fun god damiano was fucking drunk victoria was trying to save it and give lovely answers #the ethan dood was quiet the whole time then said something very wholesome in english at the end supporting all the artist who competed #Ive hard stanned themmmmmmm uh ohhh #maybe theyll come to london 👀👀 and I can see them live 👀👀👀 yass been a while since went to a concert #and a rock concert at that #music #about me #like damiano represents the thirsting vibes #victoria is just pure wooo yay yay #and thomas is 🤘🏻 rock isnt dead oh thank god wooo a rock song won in eurovisoon YESSSSsssSSSssss #Italy

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x-heesy · 7 months

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𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚐 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊 𝚕𝚊 𝙸𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚢 🇮🇹

Hey

Mixer T, there

I jump on Italian rap like a trampoline

Brother, I've been at it for a while, you scream

She gets wet when I rhyme

To do it better I found the algorithm

The flow weighs one kilo

Like the Migos necklaces

I'll smoke you in one hit

You're a Chilum in the park, I ride it with the widest filter

Then I enter precisely, bro, archery on the sample

When I hear you you're like the wind if I'm turning it around

No, I don't feel like a deaf man sleeping

Bro, I win gold, platinum and silver

With her in the hotel, bro, more stars than Hokuto

I go, straight cash like Coccoluto

Her pussy is Newton's apple

I smoke it whole bro in a minute (wooo!)

We are artists

We seem happy but then we're sad (hey)

We write records (ha!)

These rappers go home then diss us (wooo!)

I have the black box, you a package (ha ha!)

I'm a goal in the final with the heel

With you it's like boxing with the bag

When I hear your music it comes down to me

I don't care if it sounds good or if it sells

We are us and we don't change anything

Emme!

I smoke from morning to night, bro

I'm having dinner with my girlfriend

Crazy panther kitten, bro

Guajira Guantanamera

I'm going up the stream

Brother, no, no, I don't have a dick, I have a propeller

His face white, hungry, anemic

Fievel landing in America

Sometimes, sometimes I inhale such a quantity that I pass out

I watch her ass go, they are so high that it seems like they are going up

You're on a pedal toilet

What a toilet, what a rate, with an ass that looks like a hexagon

Maybe it was better if you remained a bachelor

It's getting late, let's talk, I'm running bro!

I'll take a shot of ice cream, bro

Then I smile at you like a triceratops

Wanted flow machine gun, bro (hey)

Matrix change I'm regenerating it (hey, hey, hey, hey)

Die of envy, yes, you are triggered (seh)

Bad language, the beat is eviscerated

The feat is refined, the drink is mixed

What a fucking life, bro, I was a hermit! (em!)

By work, bro, I'm still a rapper

Even though I'm handsome, I'm an influencer

We are us and we don't change anything

Ouch, ouch, tremble when you hear Lebon on the mic (Lebon on the mic)

Alright, 24/7, all night (all night)

When do you make wheat? Tomorrow (yep)

I'm Jimmy Iovine bro (yep)

Without the styles where do you go? Goodbye

God gave me the flow, he said 'go (go, go, go)

I do not know how

You don't know what

You know it well

That you are not what

You can make foam

You're a soda girl

A slap on the head when you're posing (pshh)

Music is a drug (hey)

And I always have the best one

Moment, moment, moment

I rock anyway and the microphone is off

I sing and you can't hear the accent

And you don't hear the jungle until I turn it on

Well done, take the bulldozers against the blacks and the Vatussi

I swear I can't do it like you do (yeah)

I should sell envelopes at Russian weddings

And be in the red like the Tunes (wooo!)

Life as an artist is sad, especially if you live in Italy

How to get a flat earther pregnant and raise her kids in Australia

It's like a prison, they condemned you

You want an hour of air, but conditioned

Out of the box forever

We are us, we don't change anything (Ah!)

Esagono (Hexagon) (feat. Salmo) by Gemitaiz, MadMan, Salmo @ombrabrontok @luna---zylum @bigbonzo @boanerges20 @faccaldo 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

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