#IT'S SO TRUE

[stocknerds-from-nerdwell]

Re listening to all the sagas and got to the part in the Cyclops Saga where Polyphemus says in thanks for the lotus wine, Odysseus will be the last man to die

He's technically not wrong, he's just early. And what Polyphemus says does come to pass when Ody's whole crew is gone post-Thunder Bringer. It's a really unique piece of foreshadowing that takes a long time to pay off and can easily be overlooked in the moment, but it comes back when you listen again and realize it was always going to happen like that, with Odysseus left alone. It was just a matter of when.

[zipadeea]

[luxlightly]

Gianni described Sebastian's voice as "just if AM was a twink"

I think about that every day.

[kekaki-cupcakes]

actual comment I just got on my fanfic:

I love it, but I understand less with each chapter

[onetiredbi]

[incorrectbarbie]

Woman at the bar: Did it hurt?

Barbie: Did what hurt?

Woman at the bar: When you fell from heaven?

Barbie: No, Gloria caught me.

[karniss-bg3]

-Spaces where they can climb, build webs and ambush as they see fit

...I just pictured Kar'niss abushing Tav in their shared home for snuggles 😂

Tav returned home from the market, a basket of goodies in hand for their pantry. They stepped through the front door into the living room with small kitchen attached, placing the bags down on the counter.

“Kar’niss, I’m back! I found some nice things at the market,” Tav said.

They would get no response, making them look around in search for the drider. The home had been built with his size in mind, rounded doorways allowing him to squeeze through without the risk of getting stuck and open spaces between furniture for ease of movement. Tav wondered if perhaps he had left to hunt, or maybe went onto the roof to survey the landscape as he often enjoyed doing. They hummed and began to walk toward the back door to check, unaware of movement directly above them.

Before Tav could get too far Kar’niss was on them, dropping from the web they had built in the high ceiling to ambush their companion. Tav’s breath hitched as both arms and pedipalps wrapped around their torso, hitching tight so Kar’niss could hoist Tav off the ground from behind. He had attached himself to a string of silk which suspended them both above the floor below. Kar’niss held Tav firmly to his chest, his head leaning down to deliver a playful bite into the side of their neck.

“I got you.” Kar’niss muffled with his mouth full of neck flesh.

Tav trembled, both relieved and startled at the same time. “Y-You’re too good at th-that…”

“I am,” Kar’niss agreed. He’d squeeze Tav while continuing to chew on their neck without inflicting harm, seeming rather happy that they had come home.

It was one of many things Tav had to get used to living with a drider, but they weren’t complaining in the slightest.

[whatever-letmebe]

"When people are lonely, the lose sight of their own path. They end up walking down the wrong road. You should follow a path that lights up your way."

[prismatic-starstuff]

Thinking about the way Morgott's Great Rune is described as the anchor that holds the base

Thinking about the way Morgott really is the anchor keeping his family stable and secure

Thinking about the way Morgott does all this for nothing in return, solely because he loves the Erdtree

Thinking about the way Morgott's love for the Erdtree probably comes from love for his mother and father who had him put in the Shunning-Grounds

Thinking about the way Morgott deserved better than to fight and die for something that never loved him back

[ayathefly]

Ninblr discord when i drop a S3 leak nugget

[ellsey]

We’ve got a huge variety of dynamics in ice dance these days. We’ve got the wholesome siblings (Mrazekovi), the less wholesome siblings (Taschlerovi, who signed off on a Hot Stuff program???), the girlies and their bezzie mates hitting the club (Fear/Gibson, Orihara/Pirinen, Harris/Chan), the Utah ballroom dancers (Neset/Markelov) the earnest co-captains of the drama club (Lajoie/Lagha), the scary co-captains of the drama club (Gilles/Poirier), the esoteric artistes (Lopareva/Brissaud)…

‘The sluts’ was the only real vacancy.

THIS ACCURACY i'm screaming

And the thing is I love this aspect of each team truly. Who'd have ever thunk the sluts would end up cpom though lol. Igor really had us believing they could only be the golden couple.

Actually though going back over some of Klimova/Ponomarenko's programs perhaps being super dramatique and a little slutty is genetic.

[ceeridwen99]

What level of delulu is it when you look at Astarion and say: "Gosh, you're so pretty covered in blood?"

[aqg-arts]

Tenno: We're under attack from the grineer! Master Umbra, what are we going to do?

Umbra: *sound shawzin activating like a light saber*

Tenno: ...

Umbra: :3

Tenno: Don't-

Umbra:

[biskael]

I find it really funny that female ocs usually get so much shit compared to male canons but in your case we all love irys and bully quilge

one bouquet , tiramisu , kiss and admiration for miss irys ! 💙

and for quilge , everyone's eternal ire . 💢

[catalyswitch]

[citizen-of-the-fandom]

every so often I remember the Ao3 tag #Astarion's Planning Skills (derogatory)

and i giggle to myself