#IT'S FUCKING LITERALLY

[jangmi-latte]

ha.q.wh.ah.a.h.a.ga ha q d.s. Djz r wjf.w fks.e.gs. .. .. . . . ..c.djenw w rjrnakc smaona wjrj wkd SCREAMING, CRYING, SHITTING, SLIDING DOWN THE WALL, VIOLENTLY THROWING UP, HITTING MY PILLOW, EATING GRASS, HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION BARK🐶 WOOF🔊 BARK🐕‍🦺 RUFF🐺 BARK BARK🤬 GRRR🐕 BARK 🔊 WOOF🐕 WOOF🤬 RUFF 🐩 RUFF🐩 GRRRRR🐕‍🦺 BARK 🤒 BARK🐺 WOOF😡 WOOF🔊 GRRRR 🐕 RUFF🐺 RUFF🔊 BARK🤬 WOOF 🦮 RUFF 🐕 GRRRR🤒 BARK🐕‍🦺 BARK🐩 BARK BARK🥵 WOOF WOOF🐕📣 BARK BARK🐶 WOOF🐺 WOOF🐩 GRRRRRRRRR🔊 SNARL ARF 🔊ARF GOOD MORNING THE LOML 🥰💖 MY HONEYBUNCH 🤩 SUGARPLUM 🥰😍😍 PUMPY-UMPY-UMPKIN 🎃 🧡 YOU'RE MY SWEETIEPIE 🥧💗 YOU'RE MY CUPCAKE 🧁😋💛 GUMDROP SNOOGUMS-BOOGUMS 🥵😍💋💘 You're The Apple Of My Eye 👀💝 AND I LOVE YOU SO AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW 😚😳💖💖 THAT I'LL ALWAYS BE RIGHT HERE

[azvhaalk]

glorious evolution

[arkangelo-7]

Lex Luthor hates Superman, Lex Luthor hates the Justice League, bla bla bla… You know who Lex must really hate? Bruce Wayne.

Because he knows that bitch is Batman. He’d worked it through that big brain of his and he’s without a doubt certain that the same idiot who spilled champagne on him last New Year’s Eve moonlights as the Batman.

But he can’t fucking prove it. So he’s resigned to a lifetime of having to make stilted conversation filled with double meaning while Brucie just flutters his eyelashes and pretends to be a ditz. And Lex just has to sit there and take it, because Bruce knows that Lex knows and absolutely uses that knowledge to fuck with Alex at every opportunity—he says the absolute shittest, godawful pickup lines and flirts to his heart’s content, knowing full well that he helped Superman kick Lex’s ass last week and that Lex knows it was him.

[dumbbitchawards]

Crying over these geese.. oh to be a solitary goose finding love and starting a family in an interracial goose relationship

[great-and-small]

Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious

[apollos-boyfriend]

having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

how it felt watching the wolverine/deadpool honda odyssey “fight” scene

[virijuol]

how can you be a wolverine fan and not also be a multishipper? that man is a WHORE

[youvebeengalindafied]

love that in the wickedverse, this poor 12 year old is just stuck in the middle of the most insane dyke drama Oz has ever seen

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

[damienthepious]

watching @nanowrimo within a single hour:

make an awful, ill-conceived, sponsored post about "responsible"/"ethical" uses of ai in writing

immediately get ratio'd in a way i've never seen on tumblr with a small swarm of chastising-to-negative replies and no reblogs

start deleting replies

reply to their own post being like 'agree to disagree!!!' while saying that ai can TOTALLY be ethical because spellcheck exists!! (???) while in NO WAY responding to the criticisms of ai for its environmental impact OR the building of databases on material without author consent, ie, stolen material, OR the money laundering rampant in the industry

when called out on deleting replies, literally messaged me people who called them out to say "We don't have a problem with folks disagreeing with AI. It's the tone of the discourse." So. overtly stated tone policing.

get even MORE replies saying this is a Bad Look, and some reblogs now that people's replies are being deleted

DISABLE REBLOGS when people aren't saying what nano would prefer they say

im juust in literal awe of this fucking mess.

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

[aficionadoenthusiast]

jason's 13 years at the super disciplined camp and several years as a leader of said camp mean it is very unlikely that he is any shade of feral, except for maybe a few minor idiosyncracies that all camp jupiter kids have because they all spent time at the wolf house, but since they all have these traits, they might be considered cultural rather than feral. however, annabeth chase, who was famously left alone until she was seven and was raised by an ancient greek horse man that used to live alone on a mountain, a barely sober god of mental illness, several other mythical beings based on animals, and approximately 37 different traumatized, exhausted, and desperate teenagers at an unregulated summer camp where she learned how to be scary by studying greek monsters, would definitely be somewhere near feral.

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[segretecose]

underconsumption being called a trend now…… mf that’s just how normal sane people live

[idontmindifuforgetme]