#IT'S FUCKING LITERALLY

[jangmi-latte]

ha.q.wh.ah.a.h.a.ga ha q d.s. Djz r wjf.w fks.e.gs. .. .. . . . ..c.djenw w rjrnakc smaona wjrj wkd SCREAMING, CRYING, SHITTING, SLIDING DOWN THE WALL, VIOLENTLY THROWING UP, HITTING MY PILLOW, EATING GRASS, HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION BARK🐶 WOOF🔊 BARK🐕‍🦺 RUFF🐺 BARK BARK🤬 GRRR🐕 BARK 🔊 WOOF🐕 WOOF🤬 RUFF 🐩 RUFF🐩 GRRRRR🐕‍🦺 BARK 🤒 BARK🐺 WOOF😡 WOOF🔊 GRRRR 🐕 RUFF🐺 RUFF🔊 BARK🤬 WOOF 🦮 RUFF 🐕 GRRRR🤒 BARK🐕‍🦺 BARK🐩 BARK BARK🥵 WOOF WOOF🐕📣 BARK BARK🐶 WOOF🐺 WOOF🐩 GRRRRRRRRR🔊 SNARL ARF 🔊ARF GOOD MORNING THE LOML 🥰💖 MY HONEYBUNCH 🤩 SUGARPLUM 🥰😍😍 PUMPY-UMPY-UMPKIN 🎃 🧡 YOU'RE MY SWEETIEPIE 🥧💗 YOU'RE MY CUPCAKE 🧁😋💛 GUMDROP SNOOGUMS-BOOGUMS 🥵😍💋💘 You're The Apple Of My Eye 👀💝 AND I LOVE YOU SO AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW 😚😳💖💖 THAT I'LL ALWAYS BE RIGHT HERE

[azvhaalk]

glorious evolution

[dumbbitchawards]

Crying over these geese.. oh to be a solitary goose finding love and starting a family in an interracial goose relationship

[great-and-small]

Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious

[apollos-boyfriend]

having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

how it felt watching the wolverine/deadpool honda odyssey “fight” scene

[virijuol]

how can you be a wolverine fan and not also be a multishipper? that man is a WHORE

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

[damienthepious]

watching @nanowrimo within a single hour:

make an awful, ill-conceived, sponsored post about "responsible"/"ethical" uses of ai in writing

immediately get ratio'd in a way i've never seen on tumblr with a small swarm of chastising-to-negative replies and no reblogs

start deleting replies

reply to their own post being like 'agree to disagree!!!' while saying that ai can TOTALLY be ethical because spellcheck exists!! (???) while in NO WAY responding to the criticisms of ai for its environmental impact OR the building of databases on material without author consent, ie, stolen material, OR the money laundering rampant in the industry

when called out on deleting replies, literally messaged me people who called them out to say "We don't have a problem with folks disagreeing with AI. It's the tone of the discourse." So. overtly stated tone policing.

get even MORE replies saying this is a Bad Look, and some reblogs now that people's replies are being deleted

DISABLE REBLOGS when people aren't saying what nano would prefer they say

im juust in literal awe of this fucking mess.

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[segretecose]

underconsumption being called a trend now…… mf that’s just how normal sane people live

[yennefer]

netflix is CRAZY if they think i’m about to pay for my own account when i can just p*rate all their shit 😭

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

I am incredibly serious right now when I beg you all, please, and if you have Twitter or Tiktok or whatever to please spread the word: click on an author's profile on Ao3.

You want to know if an author has written more? Want to know if they're still writing? Want to see more from them? Want to know if they've written a trope or kink or sex scenario you enjoy?

Click on their name. And look at their profile.

I cannot tell you how many times in the last six months someone has read a new or newer fic of mine and said they (a new reader who has read nothing else I've done) "can't wait to see what you do next!" I've written 50+ fics and over a million words already.

"I don't know if you're still writing..." click on my profile. I am. I literally wrote a 128k+ fic for that ship last month.

"Would you ever do X?" "Please do Y!" I already did. Click on my name and look at my works.

Archive of our Own is a library. It's an archive. Not social media. It is your responsibility to fight back against the laziness that corporate algorithms have trained into you.

Click my author name. Just click it. Just click it.

Before you demand more, or ask if a writer will do XYZ, or wonder if the author still writing, or anything - click on their profile. Click on the author's profile.

I'm not trying to be mean or condescending or anything like that. I'm just exhausted. It's disheartening and frustrating to repeat myself ad nauseam, because someone couldn't take thirty seconds to do the tiniest bit of work to see if I've written lately, if I've written more for their ship, or scan my works to see if I've written what they're asking for. Please. Please. I'm begging.

Click the author's name, and explore before you ask.

[hoshizoralone]

reflection

[spyres]