#IT'S ALL SALT AND VINEGAR

[ireallylikehickorysticksyay]

i dont know who thought salt and vinegar hickory sticks was a good idea but whoever they are, wherever they are.. know that i. Fear. them. with every fiber of my being.

[ask-hws-canada]

Are those All Dressed potato chips really your favorites like the Ruffles bag claims?

[numbaoneflaya]

Can we circle back to the cousins friend being eaten by a shark I’d like to unpack that

Yeah man my cousins childhood friend was actually eaten by a great white shark this year. Like fully killed and eaten by a shark I know

[mag200]

[ye-olde-trojan-horse]

oh would you look at that, another one shot / fic I’ll start but never finish

[shinyvibrava]

I just had the best bowl of swiss chard for dinner, my god

[distractedrighter]

reading my late night draft is very fun because it has notes like:

I'M NOT SURE HOW UNDRESSED HE IS AT THIS POINT

I wonder if I can fit a masturbation scene in here?

CODE RED: THERE IS NOT A JAIL IN RIVET CITY

IDK WHAT ROOM THEY'RE IN OR WHERE TO PUT THEM, I'LL FIGURE IT OUT LATER

[sasukimimochi]

MDZS PROJECT MASTER POST!

Hi everyone!

I've changed the way that this is set up by using google drive to outsource each section bc my post was breaking, this new setup makes it easier to edit and of course the post i'm using can continue to be used without breaking.

The hyperlinks attached to the titles are generally the "first chapter" or "part" for the AU or the source for the information about the AU. some of them don't have a lot of info so they're just linked to their original posts, but the big ones have larger sources on google drive!

BEFORE YOU START READING, make sure you're looking at my original post so you can see the most up to date version.

See the full post without all the fuss here on google drive.

MASTERPOST UPDATED LAST: [ 10/5/23 ]

.✦"Ghost of Mine" / GOM - RATED EXPLICIT [ACTIVE] CH 20/?

See the full section and art list here. (you can also read about RHFF & TWPT there).

GOM SPINOFFS:

"Rose Hips and Flushed Fingertips" / RHFF [working on in bg]

"The Wild Plum Tree" / TWPT [working on in bg]

.✦“Son of the Yiling Laozu” / SOTYL - Rated Mature* [Inactive] *(Rating may adjust to Explicit if i deem it bad enough, but i'm just not sure all of what is gonna be in it despite having a good chunk of outline done).

See/Read more about SOTYL here.

.✦“Clash of Immortals” / COI - Rated Explicit [casual updates]

See/Read more about COI here.

.✦“In My Blood, Stardust Blooms” / IMBSB - Rated Mature* [casual updates] *(Rating may change depending on if i don't add anything explicit).

See/Read more about IMBSB here.

.✦“The Dead Keep Walking” / TDKW - Rated General* [casual updates] *maybe Teen if gross things are described, tbh more likely to be teen but not sure.

See/Read more about TDKW here.

.✦"Possession of the Burial Mounds" - Rated Explicit [casual updates] *Rating may change (rn its explicit for dark themes/"spice".)

PBM is a short project revolving around wwx becoming "wrong" during his 3 months missing in burial mounds.

Music playlist!

.✦Salt & Vinegar - Rated ??? [inactive]

Prompt

.✦He's Definitely Sober - Rated ??? [inactive]

Prompt

.✦Breaking Dawn - Rated Mature [Casual Updates]

Shattered Reflections (Origin story)

Breaking Dawn isn't quite modern, but it is later than mdzs time setting. No summary written yet, but all you need to know is that werewolves exist in this universe.

.✦The Night We Met - Rated ??? [Paused]

(Merxian/Traveler!Lwj AU) + Merxian/Merji AU (unnamed) - might tie this to Merxian/Traveler!Lwj au.

MerJi/TravelerJi WIP / Wangxian Prompt 1 WIP MerXian sketch / MerXian 1 (nudity & wips) MerXian 2 (sfw)  / MerXian 3 (B&W) Wangxian Prompt 1 cont. sketch Stay with me (prompt 6 + art) Deleted Scene for prompt 7 Allure of decency MerXian sketch (referred to in prompt 6 and 7) Deep Sea MerXian Edit (along with the Ao3 link for the ficlet collection).

I created these two mermay au's for mermay prompts i wrote. You can read the prompts on Ao3 as well.

Music Playlist here.

.✦Suns Out, Buns Out! - Mature

BunXian Design (link to ficlet) BunHuan Design (and ficlet)

Random Wangxian/mdzs things:

Emoji writing prompts He's a biter ficlet for @/Jiaoji (canon-themed mdzs with divergance) Ao3 "fluffles" collection, where you can find all my ficlets together (minus The Night We Met and other au's that are to be posted individually).

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[morgenlich]

the secret to flavoring things is that you generally do need a fat, more salt than you think, and some acid

[joy-drops]

This is my work breakfast I call it "guarenteed tummy hurt"

[catgirltoes]

Of course, the onions are really powerful in linking up flavours. I'm talking about, like, combining foods together you wouldn't expect to be combined because the flavour profiles are different. Except they're not that different, and they share ingredients in common, too. So while eating them together might seem a bit bizarre because of previous associations, it fundamentally makes sense.

[mrsmarlasinger]

My charcuterie board dirty martini bubble bath slay 👍

[ketchupchipsaregross]

Were ketchup chips the weirdest/ grossest flavor of chips you've tasted? If not, what where they?

ranch doritos. with my entire chest, i hate those suckers

[lesbiancolumbo]

the salt and vinegar sour cream sauce that @1985directedbyyentan and i made as a sauce for smashed potatoes has quickly taken over my workplace. when i got home i immediately made it and just started dipping pringles into it because #eventlife means you eat struggle meals and pringles and dip was filling enough. anyways all my coworkers were watching me eat that and i kept letting them try some. today my boss who is like in a much different tax bracket than i am and can afford a more luxurious eating lifestyle texted me "send me the dip recipe, i have pringles"

[fumifooms]

Shogun 2024 is really good holy shit

[distractedrighter]

okay i give you more... 5, 23, 25, 29, 42! lay them on me, tell me more about my niece <3 i will literally ask more later

Felicity welcomes her aunt with the warmest hug ♥️

5. Highest & lowest skill

Highest - science, followed by medicine

Lowest - big guns, unarmed, melee (please don’t let enemies get too close to her!!)

23. How do they feel about physical touch and affection?

She grew up with a ton of it, always hugging her dad/Jonas/Amata. So yes, she loves it. She is a hugger unfortunately for everyone in the wasteland (not that she’s going around hugging everyone but… yes Sarah has been the unwilling recipient of hugs).

25. Are they quick to trust others?

her trust is so fucked up after the vault… I think she likes to give people the benefit of the doubt but she always suspects. She always assumes people want something from every interaction with her. It takes a while for her to let her guard down fully with new people, so most people don’t get to that point with her.

29. What is their moral alignment/karma?

Definitely good. She may steal/lie occasionally so I wouldn’t say very good. She also lets Butch do some suspect things which, may not be a karma reducing act within itself, but certainly isn’t suitable behavior for a very good character :)

42. What is their favorite wasteland creature?

I think she dislikes most of them because tbh they are all so fucking ugly. But, she likes birds :) and dogs that don’t attack her. She is kind of fascinated by tamed creatures (pumpkin for example). She doesn’t have the animal friend perk because she is a bit too scared of most of them.