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My charcuterie board dirty martini bubble bath slay 👍
#okay fine i lied it's not a bubble bath. it's a bath with a lemon lavender bath bomb OKAY. what do you want from me!!#dirty martini is subpar bc i only have vodka & no gin or vermouth :( actually it was pretty good but i regret the red wine vinegar#two shots plain vodka + olive brine + sparkling water (gone flat cuz carbonated martini = ew) + dash of red wine vinegar + green olives#with a rim of garlic parmesan popcorn salt + bacon salt + cayenne pepper 😋🤤 and unfortunately i am tipsy cuz i have NO TOLERANCE#charcuterie board = goat cheese + prosciutto + green olives + kalamata olives + mozzarella + pomegranate flavored dark chocolate ball things#and a cup of black coffee#i could eat prosciutto and goat cheese forever for the rest of my life. you all are jealous + praying for my downfall. sorry 🌝🌝#n e wayz i am watching you s4 i guess. tbh i am not paying attention bc i kind of stopped caring once they expanded past the books#but i cannot watch breaking bad bc i have to watch the last 3 episodes with my brother and for the series finale we will have a party#and make blue candy crystal and eat fast food chicken (not from chick-fil-a). and i know i will cry 👍👍#why am i tipsy wtf. cheap date ass 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 my fwb lovessss me#personal#alcohol#alcohol tw#alcohol cw#tw alcohol#cw alcohol#my excessive trigger tagging as symptom of moral ocd slay
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