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all I could hear was growling, so I stood up to take a look
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Is This Ethical?: new survey shows millennials want rudolph the red nose reindeer to be renamed Klonopin the Crust Punk Horse
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#i like how these cats are so fucked up there's people in the comments thinking theyre AI#no they really are just Like That#kitties
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I do not want to live in a world where you can’t laugh at someone for getting horny over angry birds. You know, the game angry birds. Featuring the titular angry birds. Where someone sees a sort of yellow triangular shape with some feathers and says oh fuck I have to stroke my penis to completion. We should be able to laugh at that. It’s laughable.
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accidentally ran into the literal coolest person on this earth
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Say it with me. No animal is capable of evil because the concept of 'evil' is based on human-made standards of morality and thus it is ridiculous to expect an animal to adhere to them or to look down upon it for not doing so. Okay thanks
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shout out to girls who look like this. i love you.
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IT'S STILL THE HOLIDAYS IT'S NOT TOO LATE
FUCK I FORGOT TO POST SUS MISER
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FUCK I FORGOT TO POST SUS MISER
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its true that complimenting strangers is fun and nice. people will go "awwww really" when you say their hair is cute. people will go "thanks" and straighten up a little when you compliment the colors they're wearing. people will say "oh yeah i got it at (place)" if you say a charm on their bag is cool. people really do appreciate it and its very whimsy and you can just do this for free
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going on someones blog after they make a post about being obsessed with a fictional character and their theme is just entirely some random anime woman youve never seen and youre like okay well at least you stan a woman and then you find out the character they made the post about is an underaged anime boy they wanna fuck from the most misogynistic piece of shit media youve never heard of in your life
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