#IT TASTED NASTY
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i got bored and did this
#you can twll i slowly got more lazy with coloring#im gonna talk more after i put hastags#invader zim art#invader zim#zadf#zade#maybe#idk#shitpost#zim posts zim thing! again#irkem#forever weed brownie.#OKAY HASTAGS DONE#im fucking ʰᵃᵗᵉ dib memrrane#pixel art#dawg dib is fucked#idk maybe he thought...zim was gonna take over the earth on a weed brownie#DUDE#my drafts (of art ill never post) are crazy#my hcs are weird sometimws jaja#MAINLY WHY I WINT POST EM#i love weeded out zim!#i had this weird chocolate (i ate it on impulse it was my dads...it was..shrooms or smth i forgot. it was funky tho#IT TASTED NASTY#but i had the worst hallucnations eer#I WAS TRIPPING#it was weird asf#LIKE#its hard to explain#DOMT DO DRUGS KIDS
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I don't think we as a fandom talk NEARLY enough about the gay little thing Bill does with his hands when he talks to Ford
#billford#gravity falls#it is 1 a.m. and I have had quite a few shots of Jameson#which tastes NASTY AF btw
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wish these guys had more moments together,,, maybe even a little kiss,,, it'd be so cool
#i ship these two so hard but i honestly cant remember why. i think it was the one cooking scene. it felt so domestic to me#riker making eggs that taste nasty to everyone except worf who is enjoying them like they're the best thing ever made. i love them#worfriker#worf#will riker#tng#the next generation#star trek#star trek fanart#fanart#art#and YES i gave worf a lion tail. he deserves it#i like to think klingons would add spikes and stuff to their tails if they had them. useful little weapons
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Your order of rowlets is ready?
[ID: 5 rowlets in a box of nuggets, but the rowlets are the nuggets. There is 1 shiny nugget lifting the box lid. 722 is written on the side.
#pokemon#pkmn#rowlet#rowo#dentist gave me the nasty mouthwash again so everything tastes Wrong and Bad
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Spoiled 💋
He can sub this time. As a treat.
Smut - woozi x gn!reader
Happy Birth Month Woozi! I would love to spoil you one day 😘(I may have gotten carried away with this Uno Reverse.)
AO3 link
Word Count: 3k
CW: sub!jihoon, bottom!jihoon, oral (m!rec.), handjob (m!rec.), cockring, vibrator, dildo, fingering (m!rec.), analingus (m!rec.), assplay (m!rec.)
♡✧˚ ༘ ⋆。♡˚✧˚ ༘ ⋆。♡˚ 💋♡✧˚ ༘ ⋆。♡˚✧˚ ༘ ⋆。♡˚
There is nothing more delicious than the sight of your boyfriend panting and flushed with one arm slung over his eyes and the other gripping the sheets as you take your time sucking hard on every single inch of his cock. Jihoon is sprawled out naked beneath you, his clear skin hot to the touch and slick with a thin sheen of sweat. The muscles in his stomach contract as he has no choice but to hold on to his release. A cockring sits snug at the base of his dick, and your fingers find it amusing to rub it slowly as your tongue circles his tip.
“I can’t take it anymore!” Jihoon moans out, squeezing his eyes shut behind his arm. He can’t even chance a look at you, fearing he’ll come early for the first time tonight.
You move your hand to stroke his length languidly, taking your mouth off of him to reply, “This is just the beginning, baby Hoonie.” Your voice is too sweet. Too innocent for the filthy things your tongue has been doing to Jihoon for the last twenty minutes. And for the things you're planning to do until he’s begging, pleading, and crying to come. You have your essential tools laid out beside you, ready for use. The cockring was a part of the small group, but it has already been employed. Next there’s warming lube, a small bullet vibrator, and a long dildo each waiting for its turn in tonight’s session.
Spoiling Jihoon with some solo pleasure makes your own heart race with anticipation. You love seeing him drop his dom persona and take a break once in a while, embracing that switchy side of himself. He starts talking cutely, acting cutely, and listening to every command you issue him. His whole body flushes a blushy pink color, and he looks softer than ever. All you wanna do is sully that sweet innocence, bring him to the sexy, dark side with you. You wonder if he gets the same feeling looking at you when you are this needy and adorable.
You reach for the bullet vibrator with the hand that’s not traveling up and down his shaft. Carefully, you rub the object on his tip, massaging the slit all without turning it on. The action elicits a desperate moan from Jihoon that lilts through the air like sweet music.
“Aww,” you coo, “it’s not even on yet, love.”
He moves to grip the sheets hard with both hands, bracing for the moment you hit the little button that brings the simple object to life. He’s breathing heavily, eyes still screwed shut and bottom lip stuck between his teeth. You chuckle at the sight of him and remove the still vibrator from his tip to give it a reassuring kiss. Your lips trail up his taut stomach and land for a visit to his adorable nipples. As you prod at one with your tongue, you move the toy back to rubbing his tip.
“Please,” he breathes out in a whisper.
“Please what?” you pry, mouthing the words on the erect nub.
“Please, just, turn it on. Get it over with.” It’s a desperate plea.
You can’t help but smile and move your lips up to rest on his jaw. “Now, baby Hoonie, don’t be impatient. If you want it to be over, we can stop.” Your tone is teasing, knowing the reaction the simple threat might provoke.
Jihoon finally snaps his eyes open in shock and panic. You raise your head to meet his eyes. “No, please, don’t stop! I’m sorry! I’ll be patient!”
You lean in to kiss the corner of his lips gently. “That's a good boy.” The words are punctuated with the swift action of turning on the vibrator as it presses hard into the head of his cock. Jihoon’s eyes roll back into head as a gorgeous, full-bodied moan rips through his chest and pours from his lips.
You move back down to your position between his legs and place a hand behind one of his knees to bend it until you have access to all of him. You sink down to place your lips on his balls, kissing and mouthing at them. The feeling of hot, wet lips and relentless vibration are almost too much for Jihoon. His breathy sounds become a high-pitch staccato following his heavy breathing. His fingers curl into the sheets hard making his knuckles go white. He’s using all his strength to avoid coming and the resistance is almost as torturous as the action itself. His resolve crumbles when your adventurous tongue wanders further south, lapping at his taint and then finally circling his tight asshole.
You move the vibrator down his length until it’s vibrating against the cockring. “Please,” he breathes out, “please, I want to come.”
You bite at his thigh then say, “So early? You know I’m not done yet. You think you can come again tonight?”
“Yes! Yes, just please, take it off. I’ll be a good boy. I’ll… I’ll…” He knows that right now, he doesn’t have the power to do much but lay there and take what you give him. He sounds desperate, and he looks adorably pathetic.
Looking into his big teary eyes, you reply sympathetically, “So spoiled.” You sigh, “I can’t say no to that face.” You give him a sly pout and remove the cockring from him with the same hand holding the vibrator. Grasping both him and the small machine in your hand, you stroke him to help reach his climax. He comes in long spurts, glossy ribbons falling onto his stomach. Discarding the ring and vibrator, you lift your head to see the absolute mess you helped make of your boyfriend. Fingers run through the streaks on his stomach and find their way to his mouth. He sucks at them eagerly, grabbing onto your hand and looking into your eyes. You replace your hand with your mouth and immediately swipe your tongue around, tasting Jihoon on his own lips.
“Now,” you start as you separate, “what do you want next, baby Hoonie?”
The eyes that once bore into yours are now flighty. They can’t focus on one thing, and they definitely can’t meet your face. “Well, umm…” he hesitates.
“How am I supposed to spoil you if I don’t know what you want?” You grab him lightly by the chin and direct him to face you. “Look at me, and tell me.”
He blinks with big, innocent eyes. “Can you… put that…” he directs his eyes to the long dildo then back at you, “inside? Please?”
He looks delectable. Just too cute. You peck him on the lips then answer, “Of course, baby Hoonie. Anything for you.”
You sink back down in between his legs and place both of them up to a position bent at the knees. His hand sneaks to reach for his flaccid cock, wanting to bring it back to life, but you grab his wrist hard and pin it against the sheets.
You look up at him from between his legs, “No touching. That doesn’t belong to you right now. Understand?” He nods in response which is not good enough for you. You lay a swift smack to the side of his thigh. “Use words. Now, do you understand?” you say firmer than before.
“Yes, I understand.”
“Good boy.” You continue your ministrations, using both of your thumbs to spread him open. You begin kissing and tracing his rim with your tongue like before, only this time, you start prodding to open it, slipping inside. You pump your tongue in and out, tasting his fresh hole. He prepared for tonight and is now reaping the great reward. He’s sensitive here, though he only dares ask for stimulation when he’s feeling subby like this.
You're a great multitasker. While maintaining a steady pace with your mouth and tongue, your hand finds the bottle of the special warming lube you got for this exact occasion. Without even looking, you open the cap and spread the substance over your fingers, enjoying the way Jihoon’s body reacts to you and to the anticipation. He jolts and his cock twitches when you bring a finger to join your tongue inside.
A warmth spreads through Jihoon that starts as a nagging feeling. The smooth sensation gliding into him from your finger paired with the warming lube is undeniably erotic. Even just one finger with the substance brings a heat to Jihoon that almost makes him sweat. His once spent and limp dick now starts to harden again, untouched. You remove your tongue and begin pumping the one finger torturously slowly. You feel the heat on your hands of the gentle warmth the lube brings. Your hips begin rutting against the bed where you are poised. You won’t be able to go long without some attention of your very own.
“Hold on for me, baby Hoonie,” you say as a last-minute warning before completely removing his stimulation.
“No…” he whines, “Please, I want more.” His eyebrows knit together, screwing his face into a frustrated scowl that can’t even try to be intimidating. He’s too flushed, too needy, and too cute to look angry.
You try to take him seriously, but end up chuckling lightly at the mini tantrum. “I thought you said you’d be a good boy. Is this how good boys act?”
He squirms in protest then relents. “No,” he pouts.
“Then you can wait for me.” You move deftly, reaching for the discarded bullet vibrator. As much as you enjoy watching your boyfriend get all flustered and a little bratty, you know that the show must go on. You’re dying just about as much as he is waiting for the eventual sweet climax of the evening. With the toy in hand, you put it in your own underwear, right against your own sex and turn it on a low setting, relishing in the pleasurable vibrations.
Jihoon watches you breathe heavily and rock your hips against the vibrations. You smile at his wide-eyed stare. You bend down again to kiss him, still enjoying the feeling of the vibrator in your underwear. Trailing back down his body with your mouth, you can’t help but feel giddy. The amount of power you have over him is almost addicting and you wish it could last forever. Of course, you like to be the submissive one, but there’s something so sweet about Jihoon when he wants to do it. It’s like it releases an incredible amount of tension in him.
You sink back down near his half-hard dick and your breath ghosts against it. Jihoon begins to sweat in anticipation. You chuckle lightly, sending more soft bursts of air against his cock. “Are you ready, baby Hoonie? You were so patient for me.”
“Y…yes, I’m ready,” he replies. His heartbeat quickens as your tongue flicks out and licks his pink tip. You see it coming back to a full erection. Your fingers find his hole again and begin circling. This time, two fingers plunge inside at once, and you take the tip into your mouth and suck hard, which is the final push Jihoon needed to come all the way back. The sounds emanating from him are loud enough that you wouldn’t be surprised if you get a noise complaint later. You don’t hesitate in the pace of pumping your slick fingers in his blushy hole.
“Your noises are so pretty, baby Hoonie,” you say as you sink from the tip of his cock down to his balls. You don’t want him to come again yet, so you use your free hand to grip him at the base of his dick. Jihoon is more than stimulated with the scorch he’s feeling from your electric touch on his dick, your heated and relentless fingers in his hole, and your warm and wet mouth now sucking at his balls. His body reaches a fever pitch as he feels a third finger move inside of him and spread to stretch him wide. The tip of his cock leaks precum that drips down his length. His breath catches in his throat, and he’s making choked noises, unable to vocalize his pleasure anymore. He’s becoming more and more worn out, and you realize that it’s time to finish up.
You halt your movements but keep your fingers inside of him. You lift yourself into a kneeling position and use your free hand to caress your lover’s red cheeks. Jihoon looks considerably more fucked out than he was before, barely holding on by a thread. He’s barely registered you’ve stopped moving. You get his attention, “Hey, baby Hoonie.” Your thumb is caressing his cheek softly as you speak to him with a voice as sweet as raw sugar.
He leans into your hand and finally makes eye contact. “Mhm,” he hums in response.
“Are you still okay, love? Can we keep going?” You feel a tinge of concern. He’s already cum once, and the stimulation has only gotten more intense. You have been coasting on the sight of him wrecked for the whole night and can almost ignore the minimal vibrations against you. Jihoon, however, has been experiencing a barrage of sensations with few breaks.
“Yes, please,” he says, perking up almost instantly. He starts to wiggle his hips seeming to have finally noticed the lack of movement.
You smile and kiss his lips. “Okay, good. I’m gonna let you come again. Are you ready?”
Jihoon nods eagerly, “Yes! I’m ready! Please, I really want it.”
“I’ll always give you what you want, my sweet baby Jihoonie.” You move in to kiss him sensually, sliding your tongue against his and absolutely loving the taste of all of him. You remove your fingers and finally grab the dildo. Breaking the kiss to sit up, you examine the toy before applying a generous amount of lube to it. You rock your hips against the toy in your underwear as well. Before you move any further, you reach down and turn the vibrations to a higher level. You have to still yourself and focus, not letting the pleasure take over and make you finish before your boyfriend. You take several deep breaths before continuing.
Jihoon waits patiently and moves without fuss, mostly anticipating what you need to do. He’s been on his back all night because you want him in the position with the least maintenance. You don’t want him to strain or anything; he just gets to sit back and relax tonight. You’re not going to try to fold him in some way; you just need his knees up, exposing his leaking cock and stretched hole. You rub the blunt tip of the large dildo against him. Your lips intertwine with his once more as a distraction from the push of the toy into him. It’s a thick toy that stretches him open wider than your three fingers could. He’s vocal in the kiss, but you bring your hand to his hard shaft and stroke until the dildo bottoms out inside of him.
You begin pumping the toy in and out of him, fucking him open carefully. Jihoon feels like he’s on fire. The stretch in his asshole pairs with the warmth of the lube to set him ablaze. Your hand on his wet cock adds fuel to the fire in him, making him sweat. Your pace is steady with both tasks you're carrying out. You don’t need to be brutal; Jihoon is already a mess under your control. His voice strains against your lips, and you are overcome with the desire to hear him at this moment. You trail down again to suck at his hard nipples and listen to him mew and squeal so high-pitched. He’s enjoying every second, and he’s so close. You realize that you are too and lean into the vibrator satisfying you. Jihoon’s hips begin to buck up into your hand. You have to put your weight on your elbows to hold him still, so you don’t lose your rhythm with the dildo pumping a little harder inside of him.
Jihoon is restless. You become sloppier as well as you begin to lose focus and take in the pleasure of vibrations and the way your boyfriend jerks against your touches. There’s a shift in his hips and then he gasps into loud, desperate moans. The dildo now brushes against his prostate, bringing his stimulation to a high maximum. You move to look at his face again, and there are tears forming in the corners of his eyes.
“Cum for me. You can do it. Cum for me, baby Hoonie,” you coax him to it, tightening your grip on his cock. With just a few calculated, rough thrusts of the dildo against his g-spot, Jihoon comes in strong bursts. More of his cum glazes his stomach along with your hand. You take him through it, slowing your strokes and thrusts. Watching him makes you follow close behind, cumming against your vibrator. You are both utterly wrecked, panting, and sweating.
After an extended amount of clean-up time, you both lay in the fresh sheets you put on the bed. Jihoon is bathed and mostly dry when he sinks down to curl up next to you. He lays his head on your chest, and you stroke his damp hair. “That was fun, wasn’t it, baby?” Your voice is close to a whisper.
“Yes,” he breathes out, “Thank you for taking charge tonight.”
“Anytime. Actually, it wouldn’t kill you to feel subby more often,” you joke to him, and he buries his face in your chest, embarrassed.
“It might,” he says back with his voice muffled by your t-shirt.
You laugh softly and reply, “I love you, Jihoon.”
The last words Jihoon gets out before succumbing to his exhaustion are “I love you, too”. He feels incredibly safe and secure in your arms. You love being able to be that for him once in a while. Listening to his steady breathing, you drift off into a blissful sleep, as well.
#yeah this one is#really really nasty#and for a#specific taste#the next one will be sweet again#seventeen#svt#woozi#lee jihoon#lee jihoon fanfic#lee jihoon fanfiction#woozi fanfiction#woozi fic#lee jihoon x reader#woozi smut#lee jihoon smut#seventeen x reader#seventeen smut#seventeen fanfic#svt fanfic#svt smut
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here's the thing. if baron didn't immediately jump to adaine after fabian, i would be crafting intricate angst fics in my head. but because they did, i am instead thinking of adaine and fabian bonding over their mutual possessions while dunking on baron.
#“did baron also taste bad to you” “he was fucking NASTY”#i choose to believe the two possessions just kinda cancel each other out. but also please write those angst fics bc i wanna read them#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#baron from the baronies#fantasy high#fhjy spoilers#fhjy
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I think we moved on from the moment when Loki revealed that there is some sort of romantic love between Jean and Emma too quickly. Like is it mutual ?? Is it unrequited from Emma's side ??? Unrequited from Jean's side ???? Are they already dating or in some sort of situationship ????? MARVEL I NEED ANSWERS DONT LEAVE ME LIKE THIS ??????
LIKE HELLO ??? WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET SOME DEVELOPMENT ON THIS ^^^^^
#emmajean#jeanemma#emma frost#jean grey#xmen#x-men#marvel#my post#need them idiots to smooch so bad#i know they would fuck so nasty too 😩#i know their storyline to becoming romantic partners would hit so hard i can taste the angst/hurt and comfort
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firm beleiver that all the demigods (luke, nico, ethan, alabaster, like 1/2 or Kronos' army, probably SPQR, etc.) who said "nuh uh" to the CHB T-shirt has gorgeous fashion taste. Absolutely amazing Pinterest worthy looks. The CHB t-shirt is like the boogeyman
#if you wear it for too long your fashion taste immediatly becomes nasty as hell#Proof?#The Texan Bitch With a Gun#will solace#pjo#pjo hoo toa#percy jackson#pjo show#pjo shitpost#luke castellan#nico di angelo#ethan nakamura#alabaster c torrington
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ultimately i think the appeal of daniel and armand to me is that it's very much a typical dark romance storyline where the heroine is kidnapped and tortured by an evil monster but using her wits she manages to seduce him and make him emotionally vulnerable to her, because she is More Special and More Clever than all of his other victims, and because of this she enjoys a level of dangerous favor and protection from him, except in This version of the dark romance it's two toxic old men who both have the worst fucking personalities imaginable. who truly just fucking suck beyond measure. like no pun intended, they are Garbage, one is the actual literal immortal devil and the other is just kind of a deadbeat with no moral compass, neither of them is willing to work on himself and neither of them has ANY reason to want to rail the other as bad as they do.
and yet. There They Are,
#i am not immune to evil stockholm syndrome dark romance that makes certain booktokers puke.#i am also not immune to a pair of shitty people who absolutely SHOULD fucking HATE each other#and who are going to be nasty little freaks about the other instead. possibly also while hating them.#'why do people write enemies to lovers so soft' i'm always saying. i just want you all to know#this is maybe the first time i've seen an enemies to lovers arc done in EXACTLY the GROSSEST ways i DESPERATELY WANT IT#and it is FUELING me. i am THRIVING. i am REFRESHED i am FINE i am NO LONGER SAD my SKIN is CLEAR#the layers. the drama. literally don't care about anything else going on in this show it's all them 2 me. theyre everything. thanks#i'd apologize for my taste but like. i'm not gonna apologize for finding the evil ships hot in the evil ship show. come on now.#iwtv#devil's minion#with that i need to like. go pick my partner up from work and then go to sleep. thanks for watching me do this on main everyone!
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Hello good day and good evening, I really adored your cookie run art, I’m aware that you don’t play ovenbreak anymore but last month was a rather sweet story that reminds me of k-on starring these two siblings strawberry stick and mint wafer with rockstar cookie as a special guest star!
What’s more this is the first time we’re shown a full family picture with both parents too!
Didn't hear much about this event from the cr people I follow, but I did see these cgs!! ヾ(^▽^*))) (Rockstar really is getting a lot of love recently in these events, huh? Rock on, old man, I guess :P) Strawberry Stick and Mint Wafer's designs are great! They're simple but nail the look of the food they're based on! It feels like it was about time that CR made a cookie based off Pocky.
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fucking . oreo coke.?
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songs for the start of the summer 2024
#trent reznor#atticus ross#nine inch nails#boys noize#challengers#zendaya#sabrina carpenter#adrienne lenker#beyoncé#nasty cherry#taylor swift#kacey musgraves#dua lipa#gracie abrams#ravyn lenae#zine#my art#digital collage#taste in music
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Why alcoholic beverages or drinks supposedly with even a little alcohol in it always taste so bitter
#houndshowlings#cw alcohol#tw alcohol#tw alchohol mention#cw alchohol mention#cw alcoholic drink#tw alochol#alcoholic beverages#supposedly at least#my ma bought it at the dollar store or sumthin#i think this one is supposed to taste like peaches & strawberry#bitter tho#i think she said it was wine??#cw wine#tw wine#just in case#idk#better than beer tho#that shit is nasty#rhetorical question#this is rhetorical
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WIP Wednesday
Happy Wednesday! This week, LLH and DFS finally fight--with words, not swords, of course, but it's no less vicious. Here's the opening of that argument.
(You can find earlier excerpts here.)
Di Feisheng flung more qi at the acupoint to reinforce the barrier, forced himself not to wince at the spike of pain it triggered, and took a slow, deliberate breath, forcing his lungs steady. “I’ve told you: It’s not a problem Yangzhouman can fix,” he gritted out. “You have your answer. Now drop it.”
Li Lianhua stared at him a minute more, his eyes narrowed, then he nodded to himself, the corner of his lips curling up in a faint, pained smile. He looked down at his thumb, stroking the fur on his cloak. “No,” he said at last. “I won’t. I refuse to cause you any more pain.”
Di Feisheng froze, the words a slap in the face. A whooshing noise filled his ears and his vision went gray around the edges. “You don’t want to hurt me? Then don’t die.”
Li Lianhua closed his eyes and bowed his head. “A-Fei–”
“–Is that too unclear? Then hear this: your death would hurt me more than any headache, sword, or torture ever could.”
Li Lianhua buried his fingers in the fur collar.
“The question, Li Xiangyi,” Di Feisheng growled, his qi howling through his meridians, his entire body vibrating with it, “is why do you keep insisting otherwise? Do you think I’m lying? Are you lying to yourself? Or do you just want me to beg you on my knees?”
For several long seconds, Xiangyi was motionless, apart from the slight rise and fall of his chest with his breath.
He slowly lifted his head, every cùn dripping with command, and pierced Di Feisheng with a glare every bit as sharp as Shaoshi had been. A look he’d hardly seen in the last decade. “That’s not my name,” he said, his voice colder than it had been since their battle on the sea. “Li Xiangyi is dead.”
#mysterious lotus casebook#my fic#WIP Wednesday#lhl#di feisheng#li lianhua#Dihua#lianhualou#feihua#difanghua#I stopped the excerpt right before it gets particularly nasty (it stays that way for awhile)#so you can have just a taste of the knives#I'm saving some of the more poignant stabbing for when I finally post the fic so there are still some surprises#Thanks to momosandlemonsoda for helping me choose the excerpt!
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ughhhh people are raising money for a billboard.
#it leaves a nasty taste in my mouth#dead boy detectives#whatever but i'm not going to contribute or encourage people to#send money to palestine instead
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had a warm yerba mate once that inexplicably tasted and smelled so much like shrooms (disgusting ass taste if you've never experienced it) that it put me off yerba mate perhaps forever. like it actually made my head hurt with how nasty the taste was. Simply can't explain it
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