#IT STARTS

[sweeneydino]

CW: Gore, body horror

"You don't fit in this world, so it needs to make you fit."

I wonder how Donnie's doing.

Happy October!

[tonydaddingham]

are we all relatively agreed that the bookshop represents eden? yeah? well what if - and it's a big if - aziraphale and crowley don't actually go back into the bookshop in s3, or at least not together? what if the next garden they stand in is the one they build together, that's all their own, the start of their forever, they never have to leave it, they never have to leave their paradise?

[ignatius1lava-and-gairy1spore]

Music, the Music is eerie, as the fall of kingdoms are caused.

…

The tale Begins now.

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Our tale is here, the starting of life and death. Join us now as this tale is about to begin. For centuries our prince has been hidden, turned to a monster of fire, isolated for these years trapped away in the fires of hell.

Though his life isn’t done yet. A hero will save him, someone that was his for years before this downfall.

A Thief, and a young one who the thief carries to one day find his love, his husband. His forbidden husband. This tale will be forbidden,but he will find help.

Now let’s  begin, join him on this adventure to get what is his back.

@naris-606 @aurum-the-yapper

[vecnawrites]

Happy No Nut November!

Or UnHappy, depending on how you like this "holiday", lol. Don't worry, there's shouldn't be one every day like Halloween (lack of time and these are all a lot more involved, whereas with Halloween, Costume Reveals are pretty fast and easy)

Feel free to throw asks my way, and I hope to see some of rarer girls!

[clovesnz]

cw: colds, mess, coughing, intentional contagion between partners, excessive horniness

I sometimes wish I was in a position where I didn’t live with several other people so that I could get myself a sick hottie to mash faces with and enjoy the consequences. I want to be on top of someone, kissing them deeply until they have to break away to let out a congested cough. They’ll try to turn away but I’ll turn their head back to face me, and kiss their cheeks and nose and finally their mouth again as they continue to let out the itch in their throat. I’ll let them blow their nose on my shirt, into my hands, onto my chest. I’ll help get all of the stuck sneezes out of their poor, itchy nose. And when I get infected they will do the same for me. We’ll let it overtake us together, sharing in everything. Coughing and sneezing into the each others’ shoulders during sex. Comparing the wetness of our coughs, the snottiness of our sneezes, how many tissues each of us have piled around the room. We’ll drink tea and cuddle and watch watch funny movies even though it destroys our raw throats with laughter, and no one will fucking bother us till we’re well and ready to face the world again. It’ll just be a sick, horny hiatus with 0 illness anxiety. Only good wholesome filthy degenerate fun

[crimsonandgoldthieves]

@scarsofra

"Please no."

"Don't be like that Malik~ I only bring peace and love.." such a liar-

[madameminor]

Geek Therapy - Rage and Violence: Part 1

You ever have those moments where your therapist is like: "What is your relationship to rage and violence?" And all you can think of is:

.....*sigh* I have some work to do.

[aldieb]

sorry to create the “mixing pepsi and lemonade” of book descriptions but a stranger in olondria is like if you combined italo calvino and patrick rothfuss and it owns. this is everything i wanted from texicalaan but didn’t get. and points for being a book about books that doesn’t submit the thrilling thesis “books are cool and that’s all”

[cowkami]

Day 0

[allo-frouto]

🤣🤣🤣 I meant to release stress maybe a Dick appointment not disappointment. ☺️🌻 But I'll stop being a ahole and leave you to relax a little.

I must be more careful with the hidden messages!

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

[bitchfitch]

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

[cunning-and-cool]

idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?