#IT IS A THING

[maximura]

[pishifuzul]

horny anon time! You have really pretty nipples and your forearms make me salivate a little. I can be trusted around strong butches. ~~also cute toes 10/10 paws~~

thank u I do have some nice nipples and areolas if I may say so UwU but I cannot be trusted around myself I am very clumsy.

[acoraxia]

I will never understand the AUs where they make macaque a god…

[boernepedia]

some things should probably be discussed but......

[unmooredpoet]

tonight's a listen to boygenius and stare at a wall kinda night

[pandagirl45]

Tony plays this when someone asks if he has a sleep schedule/.

Is this my goth Tony propaganda? (Yes)

[kingocats]

I have GOT to stop like taking on personality traits from the characters I obsess over. Obsessing over Maedhros is legit making me act insane because he is SO depressing and like self loathing and Byronic and I’ve been like wandering around being like “lol I need to self destruct because I am cursed by the gods to be a bad person” probably out of every feature I have, that’s the one about me that is most insane

[lover-of-mine]

I think it's so funny when dads go all "oh you like this? Here's a lifetime supply of it" because the other day we were out at a store and there was this 2 liters bottle that I wanted but the store was too expensive, like it wasn't worth it, and today 3 of them arrived at the house. He got 3 of them. And in my favorite color too. Like this is so funny. Why 3? One was enough lol.

[dracothedeatheatingcupcake-ao3]

I can't say whether this is a good thing or not, but TPWP is now officially the top fic in the Ishimondo tag when you look at the number of hits. 🙏🏻

[talisidekick]

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

[calocera]

my pet mold spore

[willgrahamscock]

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

[angelofdumpsterfires]

presented without comment

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke