#IT FOLLOWS ME

[19-020221]

cannibal

copycat

[gracieheartspedro]

thinking about that clip of pedro saying “I love whores”

………. that’s all

[lyss-sketchbox]

Sorry for talking about cheese, didn't mean to make you angy 😔

Im briery angry right now

[gay-caveman]

does anybody else just enjoy lying? like ive convinced multiple elderly women on the subway that i'm on the run from the government because i discovered the cure for cancer

[askbabob]

EW EW EW IT HAS VEINS AND SHIT EWW GET OUTTA MY HEADDDDD AHSHSJSKSVSH

Tubi Cowboy tryna lasso some last minute plans tonight. You in?

[oldmanpusspuss]

I still think its the funniest shit ever that when I used to volunteer at planned parenthood every week even though I walked past mostly the same protesters every single time they were begging me not to get an abortion theres other options yadda yadda. Like meemaw you see me here every week. They call me abortions georg because I get another one every Monday at 8am

[maskenjager]

I can't unsee this

[arrgh-whatever]

[birdthatisbored]

Me and the mutual I pulled by being actually I have no idea why they followed me but I'm glad they did

[decamarks]

Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this

[samsayswhatever]

(cowboy-cat-loki-variant + cowboy-cat-mobius-variant)

[grabby-smitten]

The jellyfish cut is my favorite 🥺🥺🥺 I’m sorry I can’t hate it.

[yourfavecharacterisqueer]

hypothetical scenario for you all: the real king arthur returns. you meet him and you welcome him into your home. what is the first thing you do with him? keep in mind, this is a man from the 500s (he died in 542), and you are from the 21st century (2024).

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.

Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.

He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’

Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.

Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom

Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃

[criiitter]

:3

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