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gracieheartspedro · 10 months ago

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thinking about that clip of pedro saying “I love whores”

………. that’s all

#pedro pascal #i can hear his voice #it follows me #he loves ME okay?#me: the biggest wh*re #he loves whores #not horror

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blackvelveteen1339 · 10 months ago

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Pedro said what he said 🥴 He loves wh0res 🙌

I love it when he wheezes 😂

#pedro pascal #coleman domingo #vanity fair #interview #pedro said what he said #he loves whores #i love these two queens

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justaz · 3 months ago

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arthur becoming king and showering merlin in gifts to the point where it looks like hes a nobleman. camelot going yup thats the kings consort, i think we’re two months away from a royal wedding. visiting nobles/royals who have no idea about “merlin and arthur” treating merlin like a nobleman until he corrects them. visiting nobles/royals who DO know about “merlin and arthur” not being surprised in the slightest. merlin getting away with everything and blatantly stealing from the kings plate during a feast and they’re all just like “yeah alright” idk just merlin being spoiled by his bf who isn’t his bf but who desperately wants to be

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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No time to play. You are being sent away.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

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ghost-bard · 5 months ago

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I think at least some of varrics issues would be fixed if he looked into bisexuality and thats all i have to say on the matter

#dragon age #dragon age 2 #dragon age inquisition #varric tethras #da2 #dai #he wanted to fuck sebastian so bad #anyway #i think if he was bi/knew he was bi hed be wau more normal #about certain companions #aka sebastian blackwall and solas #sebastian primarily #like. in what world does it make sense #to compare sebastian (ex-whore found the light of god/j)#to blackwall (wanted man for committing war crimes??? and a fake grey warden)#its so funny like. varric. whats wrong with you #love or hate any of those men we should all agree.#varric isnt normal about any of them 💀

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z-grist · 8 months ago

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some chais, throwing them against the wall

#cw suggestive #hahhahah #hi fi rush #hi-fi rush #hi fi rush chai #chai hi fi rush #chai hi-fi rush #tango fanart #would he be a whore? girl i dunno #love seeing him get smacked against the wall though #zgrist #2023 #yep this stuff is from last year i think #also just know that my commissions are open if u wanna pay me to draw him get even more roughed up #or getting a hug #u know

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arcanefox207 · 11 months ago

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This suit was FIRE. The chemistry between Pedro and Colman was *chefs kiss*

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Love to the ladies that keep me going @magpiepills @redhotkitchen @sparklefarts38 @exquisiteserotonin @pink-whiskey-woman @youandmeand5bucks @legendary-pink-dot @for-a-longlongtime @morallyinept @secretelephanttattoo

#pedro pascal #pascalispunk #gifset #arcanefox gifs #pedro pascal fandom #Vanity Fair #he loves horror and whores #julie please style him like this next red carpet k thx #colman domingo #the hollywood issue

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stuck-in-the-ghost-zone · 8 months ago

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i need to make like. the opposite of the jurgen leitner rant and make it about tide

EDIT: I ALREADY MADE THIS JOKE IN THE NOTES . THIS WAS A 2 PART POST GO REBLOG THIS VERSION

#i keep saying “every time he is mentioned or on screen” and every fucking time it makes me think #of the damn jurgen leitner rant. i love that post. avatar of the whore. etc. but i need a positive one so i can say it about tide lambert #jrwi #jrwi pd

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yanderedrabbles · 18 days ago

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FIRST MATES AID IS SO SO GOOD AND IM DRVASTED IT DOESNT HAVE MORE UPDATES, WHEN I SAW IT UPDTAED A FEW MONTHS AGO I SCREAMED

I was obsessed with those boys for almost two years!!

For everyone wondering what anon is talking about, First Mates Aid is this awesome historical yandere romance set on a pirate ship. With a cast that includes:

one sadistic captain

two bratty pirates and

one incredibly hunky silent type

It actually inspired me to write my own pirate based fic (mine was awful and I've scrubbed all memory of it from the Internet forever don't ask)

#Loved the captain #He's such a loose canon #And the many man whores on that ship were chef's kiss

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batfleckgifs · 1 year ago

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BEN AFFLECK as MATT MURDOCK Daredevil (2003) | Dir. Mark Steven Johnson

#ben affleck #benaffleckedit #baffleckedit #daredevil #daredeviledit #daredevil 2003 #matt murdock #mattmurdockedit #marveledit #filmtvedit #filmtvsource #cinemapix #cinemaedit #mine.#edit: gifs.#film: daredevil.#he's so pathetic and whore-ish #i love it

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ninkaku · 1 month ago

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annoying conversations happening on twitter this week about dazai and his canonical whoreness .... very ableist delivery of people treating him like a tiny 22 yr old minor who clearly doesn't know what sex is and its getting weeeeeiirrrrd ...........

#like idk and idc about other peoples perceptions but to me dazai fucks #its in the source material regarding the fact that hes a DOG and nobody understands how he manages to charm women #women send him love notes to the office bcs he doesnt give out his address......uses sex as a tool and people can infer what they want #but i dont have it has having any nefarious meaning other than he knows himself well and how to get what he wants #and (in MY mind) enjoys it :p #he says he appreciates ALLLL women #women being official the source content but to me he's a man with no preference :p #what i find ableist is the notion that someone with clear though unstated mental illnesses must be “protected” and “he doesnt know what #sex is" like come on. we read the same stuff #youre saying it because you think it gets in the way of ur fav ships that he whores around #well guess what!!!!! he does!!!!!#so what!!!!!! live with it!!!!!! everyone else has to!!!!!#women cry in the source content and i infer that to be bcs he just straight up ghosts them after #maybe he sees a couple of people a few times but for the most part #he dips </3 #but we dont need to pretend hes innocent and like #sex - afraid #im tirrredddd of these takes they stink and theyre not fun to read #tldr: my dazai fucks (and WANTS TO!!!!!!!! SEEKS IT OUT!!!! ENJOYS IT!!!! SKILLED LOVER THAT U CANT HAVE!!!!)#(unless u get him.....then hes devoted teehee<3)#enuff said i think #ACTUALLY FURTHER POINT. hes a flirt and a whore. PROUD!!!!!!!!!#he gives u the eyes and he'll have u wrapped around his fingerrrr anyway. thats it now

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baldygrave · 1 month ago

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it’s crazy how much lucanis loves rook even when you don’t romance him 😭

#just did the fade part of his quest in act 2 #the way he looks at them #spite saying he only listens to them #the way he says their name i mean come on #i love him and neve don’t get me wrong #but dammit bioware use an easier engine so ppl can make a poly mod for us indecisive and love hungry whores #dragon age #lucanis dellamorte #dragon age veilguard

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