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thinking about that clip of pedro saying “I love whores”
………. that’s all
#pedro pascal#i can hear his voice#it follows me#he loves ME okay?#me: the biggest wh*re#he loves whores#not horror
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Pedro said what he said 🥴 He loves wh0res 🙌
I love it when he wheezes 😂
#pedro pascal#coleman domingo#vanity fair#interview#pedro said what he said#he loves whores#i love these two queens
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arthur becoming king and showering merlin in gifts to the point where it looks like hes a nobleman. camelot going yup thats the kings consort, i think we’re two months away from a royal wedding. visiting nobles/royals who have no idea about “merlin and arthur” treating merlin like a nobleman until he corrects them. visiting nobles/royals who DO know about “merlin and arthur” not being surprised in the slightest. merlin getting away with everything and blatantly stealing from the kings plate during a feast and they’re all just like “yeah alright” idk just merlin being spoiled by his bf who isn’t his bf but who desperately wants to be
#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#fanfiction#fanfic#fic ideas#prompts#oblivious merlin kinda#arthur is besotted#so is merlin but hes not so damn obvious about it#i say as merlin throws himself into the line of danger to protect arthur for the millionth time#merlin finding out about the rumors that hes the kings consort and being peeved like#‘im not his whore’#and people are like ‘no no no corsort as in lover. the rumor is that you two are in love’#and merlins like ‘oh! like his lover! thats better’#and he goes to arthur and tells him the rumor#laughing about it#and arthurs just staring at him all soft as shit going#‘yeah crazy lol’
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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some chais, throwing them against the wall
#cw suggestive#hahhahah#hi fi rush#hi-fi rush#hi fi rush chai#chai hi fi rush#chai hi-fi rush#tango fanart#would he be a whore? girl i dunno#love seeing him get smacked against the wall though#zgrist#2023#yep this stuff is from last year i think#also just know that my commissions are open if u wanna pay me to draw him get even more roughed up#or getting a hug#u know
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I think at least some of varrics issues would be fixed if he looked into bisexuality and thats all i have to say on the matter
#dragon age#dragon age 2#dragon age inquisition#varric tethras#da2#dai#he wanted to fuck sebastian so bad#anyway#i think if he was bi/knew he was bi hed be wau more normal#about certain companions#aka sebastian blackwall and solas#sebastian primarily#like. in what world does it make sense#to compare sebastian (ex-whore found the light of god/j)#to blackwall (wanted man for committing war crimes??? and a fake grey warden)#its so funny like. varric. whats wrong with you#love or hate any of those men we should all agree.#varric isnt normal about any of them 💀
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This suit was FIRE. The chemistry between Pedro and Colman was *chefs kiss*
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#pedro pascal#pascalispunk#gifset#arcanefox gifs#pedro pascal fandom#Vanity Fair#he loves horror and whores#julie please style him like this next red carpet k thx#colman domingo#the hollywood issue
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i need to make like. the opposite of the jurgen leitner rant and make it about tide
EDIT: I ALREADY MADE THIS JOKE IN THE NOTES . THIS WAS A 2 PART POST GO REBLOG THIS VERSION
#i keep saying “every time he is mentioned or on screen” and every fucking time it makes me think#of the damn jurgen leitner rant. i love that post. avatar of the whore. etc. but i need a positive one so i can say it about tide lambert#jrwi#jrwi pd
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BEN AFFLECK as MATT MURDOCK Daredevil (2003) | Dir. Mark Steven Johnson
#ben affleck#benaffleckedit#baffleckedit#daredevil#daredeviledit#daredevil 2003#matt murdock#mattmurdockedit#marveledit#filmtvedit#filmtvsource#cinemapix#cinemaedit#mine.#edit: gifs.#film: daredevil.#he's so pathetic and whore-ish#i love it
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Happy day one of Chatember, starting it off with strong with the Thunderclan (Jin) leader, Jin Guangshan (Lionstar)
(Name and AU credits to @clintbeefwoods!)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#mdzs au#MDZS Warrior Cats AU#jin guangshan#He's a Persian calico!#Him and Madam Jin are T4T. This is very important and we are standing by it#No matter what it was always in the stars that JGS was going to be a local menace (whore) to the kittypets.#I saw the opportunity to draw JGS pregnant with his kitty nips out and had to take it#Can you fault me? Can't you see I had no choice but to take this path?#Anymeow; The Mythological Figure and dear mutual clintbeefwoods and I have been plotting a powerful AU!#and we have come up with some GOOD stuff. Can't wait to show you all!#I meant to do something for doggust but my life has been very hectic lately (I did Not Know It Was September Today)#I do have a creature (dog in shape cat at heart) whom I love dearly but shes very old and sick. So drawing her made me quite sad#Anyways I'm gonna TRY and finish another comic today to get back on track. It will be late. I'm trying to not beat myself up for it.
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