#IS IT THE FUCKING NIGHT YORB

[haven-gum-rockrose]

This is gonna be me when I'm posting a fuck ton of screenrecordings of fantasy high in a bit

im hope im not just your tumblr mutual but your [Autistic about a certain media that you're not into] mutual

[mishapen-moth]

i’m gnawing on the bars of my enclosure (fantasy high junior year is coming)

[hellishfig]

lou still having the dice from fabian's terrible horrible no good very bad day and those dice consistently rolling poorly but him being determined to keep them is something that can be so personal

[colinprovolone]

it’s so fucking funny how they immediately went to garthy o’brien on the anagram and then take the amount of time they do to get to night yorb. more thought about how the letters fit than riz did getting those tattoos

[detectivedeckerstar]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS HAPPENING MOTHERFUCKERS

[natjennie]

ohh goading attack is so smart. the intrepid heroes read the fucking book.

[noirmalls]

Brennan tried to warn us about the Night Yorb, but we refused to listen.

WE TOOK THE NAME IN VEIN TOO MANY TIMES AND NOW WE MUST SUFFER!

[emthepotatocat]

I am cloaked in complete darkness, only illuminated by my computer screen and the moonlight. I work on some project, irrelevant, and listen to the adventures of a party soon returning. And as I listen, I am reminded of it. The horrible evil. No... after many long years... having repressed this force for too long... I hear its name......

NIGHT YORB

[lunarrolls]

I’M GOING TO THROW UP

[strawberri-syrup]

i am obsessed with garthy. i was prepared to distrust EVERYTHING they said but they have captivated me with their silly goofy vibes

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Murray, in the Northern Lights Battery: [on the verge of tears] 🎶 Feelin' really bad, and my van is a boat, feelin' really sad and my boat is a van- 🎶

Bentley, attempting to cheer him up: 🎶 THE NIGHT YORB, is comin' for us-

[hamable]

Love the Bad Kids immediately shutting down Porter’s attempt to proselytize; like absolutely not, you can’t defend this. You’re a bad teacher. Yeah, we spent the summer hunting the Night Yorb on behalf of the school, because the Night Yorb was our fucking fault in the first place. Elmville didn’t refuse to sign Gorgug’s MCAT, you did, Porter. You’re a freak. You’re 45 and you’re juicing and the teenage archdevil who clocked your bad vibes freshman year day one already swooped the godly domain you’re vying for out from under you and put it on standby like last week. Get fucked old man.

[anomaliex]

Gorgug joins the Bad Kids' nerd sub-club during junior year he really does. You saw that insane three years of artificer class because fuck you thing. Afternoons he would have previously spent with the Owlbears are now spent sprawled out on Adaine's rug doing math of all things. Bad Kids intelligence casters on top!! lol. I do find it funny that there's so few intelligence based spell casters but with Riz being an arcane trickster now it's 1/2 of the Bad Kids. Smart Kids. All they need now is an eldritch knight.

Speaking of Riz being an arcane trickster, I do think part of the reason he SO leans into the stuff his father gets him is Penny. But also, I think the adjustment period happens during their whole Night Yorb adventure so Adaine gives him a lot of magic pointers. I know that he in universe doesn't cast spells himself and instead uses gadgets but it's probably still helpful to have the wizard tell you how to handle magic. She also helps Gorgug with magic,,,all hail Adaine. Also Riz and Gorgug both have haste so they experiment with it on each other, I think.

Speaking of full casters helping their newly multi classed friends with spells. Fig and Fabian. As a fellow charisma caster and even more importantly fellow bard Fig does try to help Fabian with magic but while Adaine's help is step by step instructions and advice on how to handle magic whiplash Fig's is all "you have to feel the vibe" and "really put your feelings into it" and miraculously Fabian fully understands what the fuck she's talking about and thinks it helped and everyone else is like wow yeah I guess he's a bard now. Useless headcanon that is so precious to me is that Fabian learned pyrotechnics via Fig's general affinity for fire. I had more to say about this but I completely forgot.

[chungledown-bimothy]

screaming crying and throwing up at them guessing garthy so hard for the investigation question. like, the anagram is clearly night yorb.

which they got to by fucking up an anagram of garthy's name.

[hashbrowne08]

who's getting the tattoo this year I'm guessing either Kristen or someone wild like adaine or gilear

Anyone else being a little Riz, trying to figure out if Interim emergency backup principal Arcturus Grix is an anagram or clue that can be used to figure out what's up with him. No, just me? So far I have GAPBEI and IEBPAG which mean nothing

[bloodyshadow1]

fuck you legend lore. 'Riz gukgak is x person to summon the night yorb' how about Riz gukgak slayed the dread dragon Kalvaxus and avenged his father and saved the world.

I love the seven, until junior year they were my favorite d20 season, but it's bs that they get more credit for killing a defeated Kalvaxus then the Bad Kids did for ending his reign of terror before it began. Riz took the sword of shadows and with his mom's help plunged it into Kalvaxus' skull. Then they two of them ate him.

If that's not legendary adventurer behavior than I don't know what is