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sadclowncentral · 6 months ago

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the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

#he is an inspiration to us all.

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wolfythewitch · 6 months ago

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jesus in the hades art style

#he came for his lost sheep and took a wrong turn #art #digital art #wolfy religious tedtalks #jesus christ #bible #hades game #hades supergiant

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scramratz · 4 months ago

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#I wanted to hug him but he seemed like the type to grieve by acting like everything’s normal

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dsmsix · 5 months ago

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thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call

#he went sorry? I said nothing #but i wanted to say #is to blow up….#performative journaling #op #friendpilled visitmaxxer

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princehendir · 5 months ago

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I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

#''what so he's just gonna keep making these?'' again. not beating the completely unfamiliar with the genre accusations

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girldraki · 6 months ago

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#oh my god?????#txt #STOP FOLLOWING US!!! WE DONT POST LIKE THIS. WE POST JFK RPF #'blah hah hah and everyone clapped' don't you want to live in a world of beauty? with us?#‘why can’t i reblog this?’ Because trads started going He dodged a bullet in our notifications

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fangs-4-fags · 6 months ago

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remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

#why did he do that.#what did he even mean by that.

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ourlordapollo · 1 year ago

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The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

#he's SO FUCKING CUTE #delphi washington

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teaboot · 1 year ago

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BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

#I ALMOST DIED #GIRL HE HAD F CUPS #FUCK

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awittylemon · 7 months ago

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kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

#dungeon meshi #i like kabru he’s a fake bitch i like that in a man

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longsightmyth · 7 months ago

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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

#anyway I'm sad #I even offered to move it myself yesterday and was told they couldn't find him #and then this morning apparently they did find him and just killed him immediately #it's just a little snake! he was outside!#they aren't venomous!

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eternalgirlscout · 7 months ago

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did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5

#mickbell voice chilchuck that beanpole fuck why is he so tall #the rest of kabru's party: ???????#btw laios knows how freakishly tall chilchuck is #dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months ago

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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apollos-boyfriend · 1 year ago

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reblog if you agree

#icarus speaks #containment breach #why he ourple #flashing lights

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contact-guy · 8 months ago

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sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

#he would though

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