#INSEN

[grrl-beetle]

Alva Noto + Ryuichi Sakamoto

[bookburners]

Do you think Barbara Gordon has one of those youtube chanels where she plays GeoGuesser frightningly well?

[sskk-manifesto]

He was within ten meters of distance. He never left Atsushi's side for one second I'm going to throw up everyone

[reiinraus]

a small, alternative local in my area throws a "rammstein party" tonight....

is it going to be terrible and the place is going to be filled with sad, middle aged men? most likely.

am I going there, to find out? oh absolutely.

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

The better TF2

I miss Teams of Fortress 2 tbh. But that got taken down

[nemo-is-real]

why the balls is my icon still starscream dude. argh

[vyragosa]

[choiwonder]

MARKK LEE EXPLAIN URSELF MISTER WHAT THE FUCK

[arachine]

NOBODY UNDERSTANDS HOW FUCKING LONG IVE BEEN FIENDING FOR THIS FUCKING FIC LIKE IVE SPENT SECONDS MINUTES DAYS WEEKS MONTHS YEARS DECADES DAYDREAMING ABOUT THIS SHIT IT WAS ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT ON THE TOILET IN THE SHOWER IN BED IN SCHOOL AND NOW IM GONNA BE SO INSUFFERABLE OH MY GODDDDDDJEJJSJNSSJ

thinkin’ about bbf!charlie who uses any and every excuse under the sun to run into you when he’s over the house.

you’d call for your brother to hand you a towel from the shower, and your brother, ever the naive one, thinks nothing of it when charlie so eagerly offers to run it to you. thinks it’s just him being nice, brotherly.

he couldn’t be more wrong. you’d think after years of friendship, years of being attached at the hip, your brother would know everything there is to know about charlie.

but no, he doesn’t. he doesn’t know what charlie does when he’s home alone with just his fist and his imagination. and he doesn’t know who he’s thinking about when he’s got his hands stuffed down his pants, or even whose name he repeats like a mantra—over and over and over again—when he finishes all over himself for the nth time that night.

doesn’t even know that his best friend likes to watch you…doesn’t even know that he’s doing it right now. but he’s got your towel, though. and all he has to do is just accidentally stumble in. just accidentally not hear you when you say you’re indecent. yeah, some best friend he is.

lexi you're actually killijggemememeemem pleasseeee, the charlie renaissance starts now fr, we r about to be the leaders

°͙˒ ⊹ 𝐛𝐛𝐟!𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐞 𖠵 ˖ ࣪

꒰ pairing: charlie walker x fem!reader ꒱

𓂅`˒ warning(s): male masturbation, charlie is lowkey delusional but me too, dirty talk to 'you' but you're not there but plot twist u actually are! (just read this plz.), he whimpers and he tears up 🤝

꒰ overview: charlie knows he shouldn’t be doing this, he's downright pathetic and he's well aware of it, but when he finally catches a moment to steal your panties—well, no point in stopping now, right? ꒱

he’s vile, he has to be—no normal person steals panties from his own bestfriends sister, he’s absolutely pathetic, and yet, he can’t seem to stop. he thinks he’s just too desperate, delusional. he’s sure you’re only so kind to him because he’s your brothers bestfriend, that’s it.

but, you gaze at him longer than one could consider normal, and maybe he is a bit off the hinges, but he can’t be wrong to think you want him, right? nonetheless, he knows he’s perverted for stealing your underwear, and he’s even more sick for breathing in the scent like a starved man, but it’s really, really hard not to.

and when he ‘’accidentally’’ walks in on you when you’re indecent, you act like you expected it—which is impossible, because how would you even know? has he really underestimated just how much you’ve found out about him and his dirty endeavors? (surprise, you have.) and you’ve decided it’s time you switch your roles.

he really decided to risk his own skin and steal your panties once more, and he’s sure he has some type of special spot in hell for stroking his dick in his bestfriends bathroom, like, he really does—but it feels so, so good. the fabric is rubbing deliciously over his cock, and he’s doing this slow fast pattern that leaves literal goosebumps in his goddamn feet.

he can feel he’s about to leave a rather loud noise if he continues, and he doesn’t want to stop because, well he stole a fresh pair and how could he ever, let your panties go to waste? so, he bites his fist and whimpers into his hand instead—god, the things he’d do to be able to touch you, your tits, your ass. he would eat your pussy like it’s the last on earth, he knows he’d be messy but he’s also sure you’d help guide him, tug him by his hair maybe, or even tell him how he’s a good boy.

and, oh fuck, if he goes at this rate he’s going to release all over your panties, smearing them and covering them in his cum. if he were actually paying attention to the sounds outside of the bathroom he’s currently hiding in, then maybe he would’ve noticed how the door opened just the slightest bit, and maybe he’d notice how you were peeking, and how your mouth was open and your pussy was absolutely pulsing at the sight of charlie tugging on his cock with your panties.

‘’oh, oh fuck, fuck yes baby—please—more, nghh.’’ and he’s certain he’s fucked now, there’s absolutely no way you didn’t hear him whimper your name like a pathetic bitch, he’s stroking himself so quickly he’s genuinely afraid he’s gonna hurt himself—but you’re like an addiction, he needs more and more and more. a few more strokes and he’s spurting his cum on your panties, and you feel yourself gasp a bit at the sight, he releases the loudest groan before he does it, and truly, it’s a sight for sore eyes (and ears.)

your heart is beating so quickly you’re afraid even he’ll hear it. you notice he’s about to get up and quickly leave, but in the moment of things you forget to close the fucking door, and charlie may be sometimes dense, but he’s not that stupid. he notices, and he knows it was you, he just does—your brother would probably beat the shit out of him if he found out what his bestfriend thinks about his sister, so the only other choice is you. and he, like the sick bastard he is, feels and finds himself smiling at the thought—maybe he wasn’t as delusional as he thought after all.

@ vulturni 2023

[trans-formers-n-stuff]

i will be honest i could probably lose it if i see another skinny es bumblebee humanformers design ... idk ... i just ... i just him i think him

[maagicmushies]

been gettin really into pentatonic scales lately

[grrl-beetle]

Alva Noto & Ryuichi Sakamoto INSEN 2006

[tiredfoxtf]

Bdubs is a heart, Joel is a sword and Etho is a coward to hold either of them.

[fastandcarlos]

Restless Baby : ̗̀➛ Max Verstappen

summary: 1.1k words of dad and husband max trying to fix the angsty mess that he's made

A hum of confusion came from Max as he tapped the space beside him, expecting to feel your figure. Instead he was slapped by the harsh cold of your empty space, the chill in the air leaving Max shivering. He knew bed was where you needed to be, especially with your pregnancy so close to the end.

He slowly sat himself up, brushing his hands over the front of his face. Max steadily stood up, noticing a faint glow of light coming from the doorway. He knew it was you, but he was confused as to what you were still doing up. 2:07 the clock informed him, definitely time for you to be resting. Max crept through the house, moving down the stairs to try and find where you were.

Fast asleep.

Max was almost relieved to see you resting until he noticed how uncomfortable you looked. The guilt struck him as soon as he took you in, knowing that your decision to sleep on the cold, battered sofa was all down to him.

Unlucky for Max, you weren’t quite as asleep as he thought you were. You could hear him moving through the room, desperately trying to keep your eyes screwed shut in an attempt to convince Max that you really were asleep and for him to leave you alone. He knew you better though, and knew exactly the way to try and catch you out too.

His head shook as he took a few quiet steps towards you, poking his finger against your arm that hung out from the blanket you had draped over you. Your body jumped at his sudden touch, confident you could hear Max giggling proudly to himself as he sat down beside your figure, giving you a moment to rub the sleep out of your eyes and tilt your head to look across at him.

“This is ridiculous,” Max told you, resting his arm just above your head.

“I don’t want to talk to you,” you huffed, pulling the blanket further around your body, making sure that your bump was well protected and warm.

“Just come and join me in bed.”

Your head shook defiantly back at Max. “Why would I share a bed with the man who says I’m distracting his career because he can’t get a good night’s sleep with all my fidgeting. I’m giving you what you wanted right now, what’s the problem?” You snapped. Max flinched at your harsh tone, he knew what he’d said was probably the worst thing that he could say, and he knew he had a whole world of making up to do too.

“According to my data I got three hours of sleep last night, my coaches are really concerned as to what’s going on!”

“You try being seven months pregnant and see how it easy it is to rest at night, I’m sorry life is so difficult for you Max.”

“At least you can rest most of the day!”

“Wow Max!”

“My lack of sleep is starting to effect my performance and I can’t let that happen, my career is important and you wriggling around most of the night is really starting to impact that!” Max yelled back, stopping as soon as he realised what he had said. Your eyes fell to the floor as you took a moment to process what he had said, sticking the blame on you as if you wanted to sleep restlessly and enjoyed not being able to let your husband rest at night. “Babe, I-“

“Don’t even try and apologise, I can’t believe you’re making me feel guilty for growing our child, I’m sorry it’s all just such an inconvenience.”

“I didn’t mean it like that, you know I don’t feel that way,” Max tried to argue, but your mind was already made up, his true feelings really were now known.

“You go to bed Max, I’ll give you the space that your precious career needs,” you told him, pushing him in the direction of your bedroom. He let his feet go, knowing arguing with you was pointless, hoping you’d follow behind him.

“I don’t know what I was thinking when I said what I said earlier love.”

Max’s hand slowly reached out and hovered over the top of your bump, smiling to himself as he admired just how big your baby was getting.

“My career is important, but you and the baby mean so much more to me. I was insensitive and rude, my priorities weren’t straight. I know it’s hard for you, and I really do completely understand how difficult being pregnant is,” Max whispered.

Your hand slowly moved across your bump, resting your fingers just over the top of Max’s.

“No one wants for me to sleep peacefully more than me,” you informed him.

“I know,” he smiled, shuffling closer towards you. “I’m so proud of you, you’re coping so well, and I’m sorry if I ever made you feel anything different.”

“You’re an idiot sometimes, you know?”

“I do,” Max chuckled as he saw the first hint of a smile on your face. “I’m stupid, selfish and a massive ass sometimes, but that doesn’t stop me being so in love with you and our baby. You have no idea how excited I am for our future together babe.”

You hummed in agreement with Max, “I do, I’ve heard all those interviews you did in Miami last weekend.”

“Seeing as you’re talking to me again, is there a chance you might come and join me in bed again too? It’s horrible being in there without you,” Max smirked, extending his hand out for you to take.

“You’re lucky you’re cute,” you teased, taking Max’s hand and allowing his other arm to wrap around you and help you off of the sofa.

“Can I get that in writing too?” Max grinned as you started walking.

Your head shook as he supported you all the way back to the bedroom, easing you down and placing the duvet gently over your body.

“Max, reckon you could sleep if I laid in your side?” You whispered, surprised by just how cold your spot was after you left it abandoned for so long.

“Of course,” he replied without even having to think, lifting his arm up and inviting you into the warmth beside him.

“Is this alright for you?”

“I promise, it’s more than alright for me.”

Whether he slept well for the rest of the night or not, it didn’t matter to Max, just as long as he had you back by his side.

And if his data was rubbish, well, his coaches would just have to deal with it.

˗ˏˋ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ! ´ˎ˗

[ilovecatilinclark]

Chance

Paige Bueckers x Reader

You have sworn off dating after a horrible break up with your ex. He would always cheat on you and only use you for money, he would also do the bare minimum. After a messy break up you swore to never date again for the rest of your college life. Until you meet a girl who tries to change your perspective of dating.

"Please babe I love you, after everything you can't just break up with me and kick me out, you know I have no where to stay" you now ex boyfriend plead on his legs. You were done with him after finding out he used you for your money. You were also annoyed on how he never even tried. He would always spend your money carelessly and tell you how he loved you and adored you when you bought him stuff. But when it came to physical affection he would always come up with the excuse of "sorry I'm tired".

The straw that broke the camels back was when he cheated you for the 4th time. You were done with it especially his constant excuse for cheating which was. "I was just drunk", you felt no more sympathy for him in the moment and dumped him and kicked him out.

Thinking of that memory still brings you bad vibes, remembering how you gave him your all but he never tried for you. Swearing to never dating. As you finished zoning out you decided to grab the rest of your coffee and head back to your apartment. Till you bumped into this girl and group while walking. As you were about to say sorry you looked up and saw the person.

It was your schools basketball star, Paige Bueckers. You knew of her, you also were both in the same year but you just have never seen her. As you soon realized you bumped into her you spluttered out the word "Omg I'm so sorry I didn't mean to" as she looked down she felt like she had butterflies. Bumping into a pretty girl such like you made her blush hard. "Oh, Its alright" she responded trying to sound like it didn't bother her.

As you guys made eye contact for longer then you expected, you heard a scream from a girl far away. It was one of the other women's basketball player. As you were trying to think of who it was. You heard Paige wave back "Oh hey kk" she said. She soon turned away and walked to her as you were still puzzled on what happened. You decided to continue walking back to your apartment.

Soon throughout the next week you constantly saw her more often, it felt weird as this was your normal route and you never seen her take this route. But what you didn't know was since the encounter Paige developed the biggest crush on you. Opting to take the route she took on the day you met everyday.

While during one day you were walking through your campus not watching where you were walking as you tripped. As you were trying to get up you saw some girl rush up too you helping you. Hey are you okay let me take you to the medical office. As your head felt like it was spinning you could hardly recognize the voice. Till after she started chatting to you as you continuously nodded to her words you realized it was the girl you bumped into.

As you were in the medical office you got to know Paige much more soon becoming close friends. She soon got your number and you guys started hanging out much more. Almost hanging out daily, as you were in her dorm hanging out with her. KK was live soon dragging you into the live and introducing you.

As you saw many questions flood KK read one of the comments "Are you single" she asked you. Which peaked Paiges interest as she looked at you hardly, as you gave a reply "yeah I'm single, but I don't plan on dating anyone in college anymore" as Paige felt disappointed she tried to keep a upbeat attitude.

As the live ended Paige went up and asked you why you weren't planning to date anyone anymore as you replied "I'm just scared of another heartbreak after my messy break up with this guy who used me, treated me like shit and cheated on me multiple times" as badly she wanted to say you should not let that stop you she felt like it would be insensitive after all many things had happened to you.

Even with the way you swore off she told her to self to not give up you and still trying. Even if it would take some time, as you soon hung out with her more she slowly made more small hints. Like always walking you too your classes even it means being late to her class or practice. Buying you cute trinkets and snacks often and always holding your hand. You felt like your feelings were starting to grow but still not ready to give in to her just yet.

One day you soon ran into her after her practice and she asked you if you wanted to go with her too Ted's. As you agreed as you had no classes tomorrow you took up her offer and went to go change then met back up with her. As you both walked in you both ordered a drink while putting it on her tab. As you grabbed your mojito, you guys went to the dance floor dancing and drinking all night. As she drank non alcoholic drinks knowing she would be the one driving you home.

After many drinks and dancing it was about 2, as she saw how intoxicated you were getting she dragged you out of the bar. You were clearly drunk and stumbling with your heels. As she seated you into the car. Before you could think of anything you grabbed her face and kissed her. She knew it was wrong but she couldn't help but lean into the kiss. As you guys were making out in the car she started remembering that she had to bring you home. As clearly the state you are in she couldn't just leave you alone she decided to bring you to her dorm.

Soon waking up the morning next to her you remember what had happen that night. Feeling guilty you shook her up, as she woke up she gave you a sleepy "good morning ma whats wrong" as you quickly started apologizing for you drunk actions. She grabbed your chin and kissed you silencing you. Maybe you should give dating another shot as you kissed her back.

[thegreatyin]

it's REAL dire. like things tend to accidentally usually be for this bat

want everyone to know the scoundrel is having the ultimate whump adventure right now (took the iceberg route in where you and i must go)