#IN MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER?!?!?!?!

[burnedself]

@undyingrogue

[thriftedgenes]

This is literally the reason why I love the unofficial English translations of tbhk/jshk so much :]

In the original Akane says "Did I just get invited to a pity party?"

[tgcfsketches]

Taxian Jun post, because 2HA volume 7 got me misbehaving

[ficklesprite]

A little lad for my little lads

(cough @rabbitbites )

[giddlygoat]

i love ur turbo/felix stuff !! what's an underrated part of their dynamic that you're passionate about? any sorts of scenarios youre fond of ?

oml. thank you for such a treat of an ask!!!!!!

aaaa, where do i start? i genuinely don’t know how to articulate most of my thoughts and headcanons so i’m just gonna go for it LAWL

firstly, i love that turbo is an immature bad boy while felix is this heart-of-gold angel. i’m a simple man, i like that juxtaposition and i like to consider how they would inspire each other to veer out of their respective comfort zones and change as people [for better or for worse]. and i especially love all of this because i think it’s pretty safe to assume they are both the other’s first delve into dating. they’re both stupid about relationships going into this, which i believe is a big part of the reason felix fell in love with turbo.

which reminds me: i don’t think turbo realized he was in love with felix. he latched onto the only sprite in the whole arcade who remained consistently tolerant of his ‘charming quirks’ and soaked up that attention like a sponge. while felix would sometimes chastise his rude behaviors, he seldom told turbo anything but what the racer wanted to hear. he was encouraging to turbo like that; thought he could foster good change with positive reinforcement [at the time, felix did not realize on all conscious levels that he was trying to fix turbo].

that reminds me. in the very beginning, turbo thought of felix as a naive innocent whom he could mess with for his own amusement. on a less cruel note, he also found himself enjoying genuine laughter around felix more than anyone else, and turbo’s perception of the handyman changed significantly once he saw the real value in their friendship. he realized that felix actually made for great company and was a lot brighter than he’d originally assumed.

that’s around the time they both started to get close. turbo discovers that being playfully mean is his go-to love language, and felix consequentially discovers that he likes a little bitchiness in a guy. it’s kind of a surprise to them both but it’s a welcome development and they each come to terms with their newfound chemistry pretty quickly. it all goes unsaid. the flirting just kinda happens, and before too long they’re letting the lines of their relationship blur.

felix is absolutely thrilled. he loves the way turbo lights up when he enters the room. he loves feeling useful and wanted to someone other than a nicelander, and he sincerely loves turbo. it’s ridiculously simple to him, and at some point he was probably even convinced that turbo was his future. there is a sliver of bliss between them before the fantasy inevitably ends. sad! oh well, there are other bad boys with intimacy issues and their golden retriever boyfriends 😊 COUGH tamora & felix COUGH

OK BUT FR turbo even. Listen okay actually no. turbo had gotten wrapped up in felix’s fantasy too. he was invested. then he thought more than 2 seconds about the prospect of felix specifically being his life partner and got scared as fuck.

i’m ngl guys, i think turbo may have found felix’s predictability and love of routine and familiarity comforting in the beginning, but he quickly realizes that he can’t hitch himself to that. i think he had considered the anticipatory lifespan of his own game early on and a little seed of doubt burrowed itself down in his chest, telling him that he could not afford to get too comfortable and loose his touch.

OKAY UHM. sorry about the incoherent wall of text before you i just have so many thoughts about them at all times. all subject to change and evolve of course. in the meantime, here are some of my notes on them:

turbo has a strong emotional attachment to his car and felix recognizes that being invited to ride in it is a huge sign of trust and vulnerability. you’d never think he was sending sappy signals by the way he offered felix to ‘take it for a spin’, but it touches felix either way.

as previously mentioned, felix has a thing for being bossed around. he vehemently denies this when turbo teases him about it. no big surprise

turbo feels out of his element in most of the romantic aspects of their relationship, finding it easier to navigate the physical aspects. this isn’t even necessarily because he doesn’t have romantic feelings for felix, he’s just allergic to emotional intimacy.

felix is the perfect opposite of turbo in that respect. no display of affection is flippant or unimportant to him: he is very deliberate in initiating anything physical

on that note, felix is extremely service oriented and prefers to dote on his partner. turbo could not be happier by all the attention, but sometimes he finds felix’s emotion and sincerity to be overwhelming. this applies to basically every aspect of their relationship

i’m trying not to make all of these about turbo but i just have to get this off my chest: yes, turbo gets off on obliterating competition. he’s not normal about winning. winning in front of his boyfriend makes him especially abnormal. being praised for his victories by said boyfriend makes him downright unusual. no further questions at this time

i have more but this is way too long as it is and i’m falling asleep sitting up so CHAPTER ONE OVER!!!!1!1

[briony-tallis]

hey i know that no one seems to want to address this and we’ve got way bigger fish to fry right now but what the fuck is going on with these two

[sunnibits]

Izzy gets captured by enemy pirates and one of the younger guys is like “come on, let’s give him a few lashes to loosen is tongue” but the captain’s eyes widen and he stops him.. “nah man, that’s Izzy the freak Hands. you can’t torture Izzy Hands.”

meanwhile Izzy is just grinning like a madman and licking his lips, like ‘go ahead, I fucking dare you’

[a-love-like-yours]

Good Omens s2 SPOILERS

Corporate wants you to find the differences between these two pictures.

Sources say there are at least five.

<they’re the same picture>

[uruuk]

pissy today about how the siege of eregion was so immeasurably stupid in terms of warfare that it made my man look actually braindead. also why the fuck would you negotiate with elrond when the high king was right the fuck there? -- the damming of the river wouldn't have secured them much time, and sending his orcs out without ladders OR COVER towards the wall? what were they supposed to do? what is the purpose? they should have built terrain OVERTOP of the river considering their numbers, with cover overhead which would have rendered the elven attacks pretty useless. their trebuchets NOR their ammo were large enough to make such a devastation on the city. (not that the elves were much more ... elegant in their warfare). because they just forwent the fact that he's supposed to be a master at conducting his forces, with thousands of years of experience in battle and tactics. even if diplomacy isn't his strong suit, truly. good fucking god and sending the orcs in to meet sauron? what the fuck what the fuck ??? rookie shit, the show just really wanted to kill him off in that moment. a betrayal of adar by his children would have made sense at the right moment, but without the cost of it not making sense in terms of character or plot. to show potential and smother it. woweeee. i already forgive this show for enough, like actually ruining the continuity of the stories that are supposed to take place subsequently. (yes i'm directly looking at the galadriel in the room).

[yellowrabbitfurry]

What's your pfp????

DEATH TO THE OVENS!!!! A bunch of people tried to cook and eat @yourloveaton ‘s poor, innocent trickster sans 🥺🥺🥺 so now we’re BANNING ovens from [tumblr] to avenge him 😤

[thriftedgenes]

does this count as a hug???

[nysus-temple]

Dante: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Virgil: Please, just say fuck.

[civilotterneer]

Can't believe you got me zooming in that pic LIKE A WHORE 😭

Oh? And what part were you zooming into? Nothing...'naughty'...I'm sure...

[cryptidwrestling]

JACOB TITLE SHOT???

[asketho]

Stop intervening agent one 

your friends would hate to see what you can become? 

or maybe we should tell them how you lived for quite a sum

then they’ll see who you are, and what you have done.

-👁️



I am not your damned agent. Stay away from my friends.

[enter-the-phantom]

It's so creepy when people draw porn or write Fanfics about real living people. It's really overstepping boundaries

It’s a hot take on this site, but it’s one I’m okay with having and with people knowing I have.

It’s 100% fine to draw fanart, do lil moodboards, have your daydreams and your fantasies and whatnot. It’s fine to have a crush. It’s fine to have a squish. Anyone who came here for Eurovision content knows I certainly do (and if I see anyone treating him this way I’m gonna fight a bitch)

What isn’t fine are shipping fics, smut imagines, and erotic artwork of people who did not consent. It doesn’t matter who those people are, or if they never see it. Consent still applies. And it’s shocking to me that this is such a hot take and a controversial opinion, in an era where we’re trying to take sexual harassment seriously.

It can get tricky with public figures, and performers especially, because there is that invisible line of persona vs person. Where does the performance persona end and the real person begin? Where does it overlap and where does it blur, if it does at all? Are we making smutty content of the persona, or the person behind it? But I think even within that context you should always be thinking, “If the person playing this persona saw/read this, would they be uncomfortable? Would I be uncomfortable if I were in their shoes?” And if the answer is yes, or even maybe, for the love of god, don’t post it. Keep it to yourself.

Even if they don’t ever see it, that isn’t really the point. The point is that it’s overstepping a line and there was no consent.

The Eurovision fandom is the first fandom involving real people I’ve ever been in, and I’m genuinely shocked at the level of disrespect and just straight-up creepiness I’m seeing, right out in the open.

Also ya’ll have to tag your shit better. He didn’t consent to you drawing his dick and I certainly didn’t consent to seeing it on main.