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[through gritted teeth, with fists clenched]
When upon life's billows you are tempest-tossed, when you are discouraged, thinking all is lost, COUNT YOUR MANY BLESSINGS, NAME THEM ONE BY ONE, AND IT WILL SURPRISE YOU WHAT THE LORD HAS DONE-
#I AM GOING TO BE HOPEFUL#I AM GOING TO COUNT MY BLESSINGS#1. got a free smore today#2. i have a backup laptop [my usual laptop charger got water damage yesterday]#3. i got sick a couple months ago so i already have all the cold + flu medicine i need from last time [am sick]#4. i have a friend group of socialist mormons who are going through the same thing as me right now#5. i have brazilian citizenship so worst case scenario i move to Acre and you never see me again#6. i have running water. i love water#7. i had a potato for second breakfast today#8. it is cold outside but i am in a warm room#9. i am going to stay alive no matter what#10. the Lord understands me even when nobody else in this Goshawful red state does#tumblrstake#lds#mormon#sparrow squawks#humor
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"Don't u know what u're asking me with these?
'Abandon the sea, and stay on land'"
"Are you sure you know~ what u're getting into, Trey-san?"
[x] [x] [x]
#treyjade#AUGH WHEN TREYJADE ARTIST DOES SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WRITING I CAN'T LEAVE ALONE & JUST HAVE TO TELL THE WORLD WITHOUT EXACTLY REPOSTING IMAGES#FIRST LINK FIRST LINK CHECK THE FIRST LINK AUGHHHH!!!!! THE JADE REACTION IS SO MOEEE~~ yes it's kinda different to the way i draw him here#THE SECOND AND THIRD LINKS ARE JUST AS NICE & FUNNY I LEAVE THEM THERE AS A TREAT for treyjaders!!!!!!!#twst#twisted wonderland#jade leech#the description of the third link STABS me right AT THE FUNNY BONE IN MY HEART#'When I was at the sea there was food swimming everywhere...'#JAAAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEE FSDHSDHSHDSH#HE THINKS THE SEA IS OPEN WORLD CAFETARIA FHSDHSDHSDH#HE'S TOO CUTEEEEE ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I JUST IMAGINE HIM DOING SOMETHING TOTALLY RANDOM AND SUDDENLY HIS HAND JUST WENT AND GRAB A FISH AND PUT IT INTO HIS MOUTH IN A MATTER OF#SECOND FHSDHSDH#AJA DE#AND THIS KEEPS HAPPENING EVERY 5 MINUTES INTERVAL FHSDHSDH#THE SECOND LINK IS JUST GOLD THROUGH AND THROUGH FHSHDSDH#SO MOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAUGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TREEEEEYYJJJJJAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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like father like son
#granted this is in Operation: Birthday Takeback where everything officially starts going catastrophically wrong#and like .5 seconds after this screenshot Dev changes his expression to a happy surprise bc Hazel & Cosmo + Wanda had confetti#but shhhh shhhhhhhhhh shut up#they opened the door with the same expression and that's what matters#like FATHER like SON shut UP#fairly oddparents#fop#fopanw#fop a new wish#fop peri#fop dev#periwinkle fairywinkle-cosma#peri fairywinkle-cosma#dev dimmadome
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May I ask is katya his real name? (I think he uses he/him pronouns but the name is traditionally a female name so I thought he was a girl for a loooong time ups)
hey dude fuck the fuck off
#DOES IT MATTER?? no!!!#IS IT YOUR BUISNESS???? also no!!!#*john mulaney voice* GET OUT OF MY ASK BOX WITH THAT SHIT#you’re lucky i woke up 5 seconds ago otherwise there would be a meme#not a tag#from saph
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Pac: HEY CALM— ...What is this, man? I just asked to give him a hug!
Pac may be dedicated to the slowburn, but Sims Fit and Pac sure aren't.
#Pactw#Sims#Hideduo#Fitpac#June 13 2024#Man went through all 5 stages of grief in a matter of seconds#I'll see if I can get help on a full translation for this another day! Sorry!#I'd rather not post a full translation if I'm not 100% confident in it!#Pac
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Little bright colored outfit with a fun vest ~
(shoes from ebay like 10 years ago. everything else is thrifted)
#ootd#jfashion#fashion#fantasy fashion#mori kei#....like... adjacent... lol#no idea what style this would be lol.. makes me think of like whimsical vaguely fantasy themed childrens book character#finally posting one of my aforementioned seven million drafts of actual outfits and costumes i have finished and edited#the photos for but just never feel like posting lol..#I need to find one of those people whos like 'omg i am ADDICTED to social media ugh i wish i could get off of it#im just browsing and posting like 60 times a daaaaay!!!' and take a little magical bottle and suck some of the social media#enthusiasim out of them. for moi. In exchange they can have some of my 'literally just never in the mood to post or interact with the#outside world ever' energy. We can balance each other. huzzah and so on#Though I think maybe it's part of the general thing I've heard of like.. I can't remember if it was in reference to adhd or just some sort#of general execcutive functioning issue type of thing - but the idea that things have to be ''just right'' before you do something. like#'oh i need to do this task. but i have to wait until XYZ first' or 'oh i can do this but only if X specific condition is met' or etc#The fact that I even have to be in a Specific Mindset to post. or sometimes will delay posting on social media because like 'oh well#I'm going somewhere tomorrow. somehow this matters. i cannot spend 5 minuts posting TONIGHT. clearly it will interfere#somehow schedule wise with the doctor appointment i have 15 hours from now. yes. yes. i must wait until my appointment is over#tomorrow afternoon. THEN i shall post' or etc. etc. lol. NOT even taking into account the many days#I just genuinely and physically sick and it's not even a mental thing. I just physically dont feel like sitting at the computer lol..#ANYWAY.. trying to get back into it. trying to get a business bank account.. make a proper paypal so i can start selling sculptures again.#selling clothes and sculptures.. posting about such things then of course as one must. etc... chanting to hype up and motivate myself lol#But yes. this is my favorite outfit out of the bunch so I am posting it first I guess.. maybe others later..#Also the purple dress says its from shein. which I've heard is bad fast fashion stuff. but maybe okay since its second hand? I havent#been to the bins since like 2020 or late 2019 even. and I think stuff like shein and temu has only become poular in the past few years#but I bet if I went to the bins now I might would find a good handfull of that stuff. Probably now not much different than what you#find in a walmart or a forever 21 or actual physical stores you can go to though. I hear quality of clothing is down everywhere no matter#where you get it or whatnot. What bountiful joys unfettered capitalism and exploitation bestows upon us (<being sarcastic).#Wearing one of my favorite little vests though. I love the texture of it and the clasps on it
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nnnnnnnnnnnnno maa'am
#my want to draw traditionally literally split me open for the past week and leaves me literally depressed i'm so serious i can't even look -#- @ my art programs without wanting to throw up omfg should;ve never picked up those pencils#but it's ok i just needed a nap#something so relatable about them i think nelvas has something in it for everyone meanwhile eltl is secluded art museum.#it's very possible to walk around in neloth's and talvas' brains but eltl is off limits. they will NOT! get no drawings like this outta me#wtf r they thinking ........#< eltl not nelvas#something nobody on dis earth can understand ..........#talvas wants to live he likes living but neloth's presence is so strong that it overrides and deletes his will to live.#bruuuuuuuuh#i bet the feeling of neloff is in everything he does if they ever part ways he won't be able to fold clothes or anythign without wanting -#- 2 cry . for what reason . idk bc neloth once yelled at him for folding clothes like shit .what am i on rn#(talvas thoughts mode) I want this old man to hug meeee😢😢😢#NELOFF DO IT and smash him too before i do it first .#me and neloth are the same person tho so it doesn;t matter but w/e#i'm getting emotional over them right now this cannot be real#i love her .... (Skyr1m)#i opened the game for .5 minutes today to take pics of a character uight what a beautiful game.#Te/s having such extensive lore ruins the whole entire game and the franchise but whatever . skyr1m is an art piece that's just how i feel#also this might be a very hard pill to swallow for some people but t*lvas is literally a kin Vessel for young women that keep getting -#- hit on by men twice or thrice their age when they're just trying to live their life .#this feels so profound to me i need dis shit inmy discord bio right NOEW.#Talvas................................#(eyes watering) (holding palm out)#suicide //#just in case but this tag would've gone crazy with my drawings of ulfr*c from late 2022 where i drew him with slit wrists. very artsay#is it not. i didn't like neither of those drawings tho i need to revisit cus i can feel ulfr*c on a diffaraaant level#when will i run out of tags. the way you can tell i just LUH talvas look at me drawing his hair in that second pic 😑BRU#look at me also trying to replicate pencils digitally in the first.. hmmm i don't hate it#at least it soothes me and i don't have pencil withdrawal
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Okay no idea if tattoo's were a thing in ancient greece but regardless imagine penelope and odysseus having an olive branch tattoo around their hands that connects when they hold hands.
#epic the musical#The odyssey#It works for both so I'm tagging both#Odysseus#Penelope#Odypen#odysseus x penelope#Tattoos#hand tattoo#Olive tree symbolism reaching every part of their lives#Literally anybody in their lives: you know that just because you met under an olive tree#Doesn't mean you need to make it your whole personality#Odypen: no I'm going to#Literally .5 seconds of googling says tattoos were for criminals#So probably not but it's my fandom space so 🤷#Half of me wants to be like oh nvm they were actually good rulers so they probably didn't want pretty visible tattoos like that#The other half of me thinks they would want it even more due to the crime#Okay okay nope I've fleshed out this headcanon as I've rambled in the tags so#They talked about getting a interlinked matching hand tattoo before but always decided it would be worth the push back#UNTIL#odysseus has to leave for troy. And then they sat down and tattooed the interlinking olive branches onto each other#(And they took the complicated route and made it so the olive branches always line up no matter what way they hold hands)#Odysseus shows up to the war meeting with fresh tattoos marking him a criminal and his wife's dresses#This is half of why Athena had to spend half the odyssey changing odysseus's appearances was to hide the tattoos#*the dress thing came from another one of my posts#Do I think odysseus would have crossed dressed....maybe in private probably not before the whole 20 years odyssey thing#But post-canon? Absolutely
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Via Luke IG Story
#um. yes#5sos#5 seconds of summer#luke hemmings#luke#instagram#lh ig#kh4f post#that simply must be my only public comment on the matter#no actually i lied i need to tell you this beard is extremely important to me#ok bye
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showing people my art and my writing and my interests and being told "can't you like/do something nicer :(" makes meee. tired. it feels like all my technical skills in words or drawings or analysis just peel away and die because the subject is scary or gross or just generally on the darker side. "I'm calling a therapist" jokes don't make me laugh, they make me feel like my talents don't matter if the things I'm making are bloody or scary and that my actual real life morality and personhood is somehow made worse by enjoying these things. idk. the burden of the autistic horror guy is sisyphean
#this is OK to rb itd be nice to kjow anyone else relates to this#beckonings#spurred by me just showing my mom a piece i spent 5 hours on and her goijg#'cant you draw kittens or puppies or something for once?? why is everything you make so disturbing?? im worried about you' and its like idk#my art could be a little nicer. or---consider---you could be a little nicer.#you dont have to like dark subject matter even (i phrase it as dark subject matter cause it isnt even all bad enough to benhorror lmao)#but you can at least not pretend that the second something makes you uncomfortable there was no skill behind it.
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one of my fav post game togami headcanons is the idea that in the early days of their time with the future foundation, he's the one doing the Bulk of the work -- not only in the Job sense of like, interpreting all the legalese and filing forms, and being mr ceo guy -- but in a caretaking sense as well.
and its still in his Weird Distant way but like. he picks up extra work so the others dont have to. he brings coffee and tells them when its time to turn in for the night. dont worry. he'll finish the work they have left. it's nothing to him. and sure all of it is couched in backhanded comments a la "if you're too weak to do it i will. i GUESS" because he's still too early in his Journey to Empathy to admit to himself that he's doing these things because he cares. like it's all rationalized as "im the better than everyone and my weak-willed so-called 'peers' are too consumed by grief to actually be useful so i'll do it because im naturally immune to burnout" (he isnt)
and also bc like. he feels BAD about everything that went down in hopes peak. again, not that he'd recognize it as such for years but. here are all these people that he doesn't (does) care about struggling against their own grief for the people they lost that he doesnt care about (or at least doesnt remember caring about) and he treated them SO poorly in some of the harder moments so now's when he needs to make up for it. sure his entire family is dead but he's alive and he's the best one, so he'll do the work. it's fine. this is what he was made for. extra paperwork? handled. too swamped to find time to grab food and water? tch, he's so on top of his work that he already got it for you, stupid. the most dangerous missions? whatever, you'd probably just mess it up anyways, so i'll do it.
#byakuya togami#and then there's the naegami of it all wherein naegi's powers of Observation and Compassion allow him to see through this big facade#so he's the one to be like 'hey. you dont have to do everything. you know that right.' <- hypocrite#which of course togami pinpoints immediately like 'heh youre one to talk. youre on the verge of collapsing. give me half ur work NOW‼️'#so 90% of their courtship is them trying to get the other to sit down for .5 seconds and the other refusing#because the core truth of naegami is that if either of them sit still the bad thoughts win#so they dont sit still EVER#kirigiri knows all of this as well but she's 1) more fucked up about it all than she's willing to admit#2) overwhelmed by the weight of her own responsibilities#(+ naegi's because she expresses affection in the same guilt ridden way that togami does)#and 3) doesnt like togami enough yet to care that he's killing himself with work#and knows it wouldnt matter even if she did say something because he's certainly not going to listen to HER
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bonus kalei pics
#*kalei ka'uhane#mine#cas#*grim reefers#yall#i have to perform a speech in class tmr and i haven’t started writing it until now bc i was sick#and it’s 5-7 mins with a lot of stats and citations so on top of getting this done today i need to spend time actually memorizing it 😭#i’m so cooked#starting my second body portion at least#the only thing keeping me going is my wax pen rn#i set myself up for failure too bc i rly went hard on my first speech (im in a public speaking course as a pre req for a nursing program)#like had that shit fully memorized no notecards#it’s so over#i just have rly high expectations for myself it rly won’t matter that much#also these pics are from yesterday i am not wasting time playing the sims rn (i wish)
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My favourite Town of Salem headcanons for the townies are the ones I have based on things that frequently happen in-game. People mix up the Medium and the Doctor because they're identical twins with similar names. The Spy, Lookout, and Jailor have an elaborate, 3-way secret handshake. The Transporter is transgender, celibate, and doesn't drink alcohol. The Mayor is a fucking idiot.
#i'm lactose intolerant#town of salem#it's one thing to say 'cons' (ort or sig??!!) but when you think med is tp you just outed yourself to the whole town haha#also you probably put a legit medium who's already fighting for their life up on the stand so i need to kill you no matter what now </3 irl#every time tos had a resurge in players i was so excited but also had to brace myself for new jailors saying 'med on me'#my fav tos bit is the niche 'i'm coming out as trans' [pause for 5 seconds] 'gender' which is especially funny when you are not transporter
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Guys should I watch gravity falls?
#gravity falls#I lowkey wanna watch it because of the Dorito man#bill cipher#bill nye the science guy#bill bill bill bill#bill nye the sciience guy#science rules#billl nye the science guy#anertia is the property of matter#(T MINUS 5 SECONDS)#bill nye#the science guy#dipper#mabel pines
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who else up and grappling with the weight of existence ‼️‼️ we should all grasp each other’s shoulders and weep openly in the streets
#idk if im the most sensitive person alive or if everyone feels like this#idk what im going through but if i allow myself to feel for more than 5 seconds i start to cry#good bad doesn’t matter#actually i do what i’m going thru . seeing a medium took a toll (good)#anyways.#b
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