#IM THE EDGEWORTH'S BELOVED

[acupofteaintheafternoon]

Who would win, Steel Samurai or Hello kitty?

my friend on discord legally requested me to do this, do NOT ask why I did this

i think i got shadowbanned on here idk

So this petty argument started over you two deciding who would win, Hello Kitty or Steel samurai

Your man does NOT like Hello Kitty at all, he calls it ‘’too childish’’ and he says the characters don’t match his tastes

‘’Please understand that Steel Samurai would win. He destroyed the Evil Magistrate in the end and while the characters from Hello Kitty can’t even fight hence the reason why would Steel Samurai win.''

‘’Nope, Hello Kitty characters would destroy the Steel Samurai.’’

‘’Hmph…stop with these baseless arguments of yours.’’

‘’Have you even watched Hello Kitty?’’

‘’Hold it! Are you saying that I didin’t watch Hello Kitty? Then if that was the case then this argument wouldn’t have started at all.’’

‘’It seems like you only watched one episode and then you judge based off that episode.’’

‘’Objection! I didin’t watch just an episode and I can clearly see that Hello Kitty wouldn’t win against the Steel Samurai’’

‘’Yeah yeah, it shows a lot’’

‘’I think I might have to make some modifications to your salary next month if you keep doing these kinds of stuff’’

‘’Everything but my salary!!’’

‘’Then stop with these arguments, please’’

You both have to get an agreement as much as Edgeworth hates it and doesn’t like it.

and no he doesn’t cut your salary that’s his way of expressing the fact that he wants this argument to end and get back to work stuff

As much as he loves you he still won’t accept the fact that Steel Samurai can be defeated by other characters

While you’re both cuddling and talking about stuff before sleep bring this argument up and you have an Edgeworth sighing in your neck before going to sleep

‘’Hnngh, how much are you going to keep pestering me with this thing? Steel Samurai always will always win’’ (while talking in that sleepy voice of his dsjnosfjofwjofw)

‘’Yeah yeah, we’d see’’

‘’Hmmph''

10/10 man would recommend 

[ceeejus]

witness, next of kin

[salmonrainy]

FIRST DATE! a bratfeen fancomic where they go on... well, their first date! :-3c

[this is the first part!] // [part 2 >]

[machaeraaster]

Don't you love sleeping surrounded by comfy pillows and blankets? I know I do, and I hope Edgeworth does too ‧₊˚ ☾. ⋅

[dailyedgeworth]

today, chiefs of justice

[im-still-watching-anime]

me: hmm idk i don’t really need to preorder aa investigations i can probably wait until it comes out and i have a bit more spending money

aa: preordering gives you access to five (5) bonus tracks that you could probably just find on youtube anyway

me: so i’m preordering rn—

[kiss-the-lawyers]

Me talking about Phoenix: pathetic little wet dishrag man. Creature with no survival skills. Absolute gremlin who refuses to die. Deserved to be decked in the face Absolutely. Probably deserves more. Fuckgnimg glass eater. Radiates chaotic hobo energy even when he's not one anymore.

Me talking about Apollo: omg hiiii sweet baby ....... I love you so much you are my favorite boy..... I wish you were real so I could hold your hand and tell you you're doing amazing sweetie I love you sm!!!!! Kisses him all over his face.

[fandomaddict505]

Okay back to something kinda relevant! When i saw the colors of the rubble i truly thought the statues were of phoenix and miles lol

[chstart]

it's the way he really never tells anyone shit re himself

[aroacettorney]

perhaps the reason why aup ended like *that* is because it was not supposed to have a happy ending in the first place, but sayren didnt have the guts to deal with readers' backlash for when they finally kill off the main character so a half baked happy ending is what we get 😔

[sevenyeargap]

hello it's my birthday today so here's a reminder that i write ace attorney fics!

so carry me from these walls, brother of mine is about the vk siblings, departures and the inherent tragedy of airports, and healing and growing up (please mind the tags/tws!) im working on a sequel!

beyond all reasonable doubt is a very silly narumitsu confession fic, and the plot for it literally appeared to me in a dream while i was taking a nap

you still love him (but she does too) is a Forbidden Hospital Scene (our beloved) fic, with Feelings, Yearning, and diving into miles edgeworths brain

thank you so much for reading!!!!!! and also for following my blog, you're all awesome!!!

[puppppppppy]

HI PUPPY. FOR THE ASK GAME: ACE ATTORNEY

HELLO BELOVED I’m like ankle deep in aa and have only been playing on and off but ill try my best to give it my praise here we go

MAYA SHES SO SILLY I love how she drags Nick thru the ground and he lets her theyre so funny together. I like how they have an older younger sibling dynamic bc Phoenix is always trying to be the voice of reason when she teases but they r always there for each other. I see a bit of myself and my brother in them so its sweet

Im also really into franmaya cuz I’d like to see their personalities bounce off each other.. they get along like a house on fire methinks.

U also already know this but I am extremely fascinated by whatever wrightworth has going on and I like to think abt how they make it work with their 9-5 opposite sides of the court thing yknow?? And also Phoenix literally switching his major bc he saw edgeworth in a newspaper AND the fact that edgeworth played along with him to buy time to prolong court long enough to get Maya rescued. SUCH A BRO THING TO DO

THE JUDGE ALSO like hes kind of pushed to the side given that he only really appears in court segments but i also think hes important to theor dynamic. He’s like the friend that checks the group chat every once in a while to respond to texts in a single go before disappearing for a week again and also I think its sweet that he wants to join them for reunion dinner. Side note but I’d like to see a case where the judge gets implicated and we have to solve a case for him its be really fun

I like poking around for extra dialogue so I always go around showing everyone every single profile and piece of evidence I have on me at every chance I get. the fact that they anticipate the attorney badge almost every time is extremely funny to me

Phoenix’s internal dialogue is also a huge mood bc I worked in retail and we are both clasping our hands in restrained rage #justgirlthings

[andromedaco]

The autism demands the disaster bisexual during his first real slay era (7yg)

Found a silly picture on pintrest to reference [under the cut] because it was so so him coded and i'm being normal about it <3

Also! Expect more of the lawyers, all of them, the hyperfixation is wildin. Miles Edgeworth your next <3

Really really happy with how this turned out!! I haven't drawn beanix before now but i have drawn non 7yg Phoenix a lot so it was really interesting to incorporate those into this one! Long hair beanix my god damned beloved <3

ALSO IM REALLY HAPPY WITH THE SMOKE IM SO SILLY ABOUT IT!!

Anyway! the reference!! ive been trying to gte better with posing and props kinda and im starting to really actually practice with using refs as just a reference instead of vaguely tracing the figure behind it yknow? I really liked this pose,,, very beanix coded. I cannot credit properly as i found it on pintrest and google lens led me nowhere thats the original source sadly :[

[lesbianboyfriend]

hi jules^_^ do u have any fave aa cases so far?

haiiii my beloved <33 thank you for asking hehe of course i do…i fear this answer will be slightly ridiculous bc well. recency bias towards aa4 anddd about half the cases are my favorite. vey bad at narrowing down to a few. but i’m going to talk about them all anywaysss. also i’m very predictable like. while i find all the cases very fun to play my favorites are the ones that are more connected to the overarching plots/character arcs. okay here we go!!!

from aa1:

rise from the ashes was my favorite!! i missed maya of course buttt i love ema so dearly…plus we got lanamia lesbianisms and lana and ema’s relationship was sooo. i really enjoyed the introduction of the new mechanics as well and i found the case itself to be one of the most interesting ones to solve.

close close second of course turnabout goodbyes…HUGE for edgeworth understanders and also just like. unraveling the characters’ pasts and starting to understand all of them a little bit. plus you get to destroy manfred von karma’s life <33

aa2:

hmm i would say reunion and turnabout and farewell my turnabout are about tied here for me!! my poor maya :((( sweetiest pie ever she didn’t deserve any of that. butt it was super interesting starting to learn more about the fey family and i think mimi and ini are superrrr compelling. also we got pearly!!!! and then farewell my turnabout…scariest turnabout ever. i was convinced at any moment doing something wrong would kill maya. however still narratively really well done and enjoyable despite the stress…and i thought adrian was a really interesting character too!

aa3:

another great game for fey family nation…okay im going to tentatively rank these

bridge to the turnabout!!! such a batshit crazy case…literally everything all coming together about the fey family..great stuff. has franziska!!!!!!! another one having me so scared for my best friend maya. getting to play as edgeworth…lots of really really good stuff in this one. this is also the first time the like. tutorial case really compelled me

turnabout memories. i think this is like. so foundational to understanding phoenix as a character. plus you get to play as mia which is soso awesome. and you get to slap grossberg. really really awesome.

turnabout beginnings…such a wild case. the fact that it was both mia and edgeworth’s first….the way it ended…augh. good stuff

aa4:

aa4 my beloved….this one is just hit after hit. i would say turnabout corner mighttt be my least favorite from the game just because i found wocky so fucking annoying but the actual mechanics and details of the case were super super fun to do plus literally trucy nation!!! like every case from this game is so good. turnabout trump another super fun one for the “tutorial” case like immediately throwing you into the crazy questioning what happened in the seven year gap what’s going on with kristoph everything is so augh. really really good. turnabout serenade is super super fun getting to see more about klavier and introducing valant…only thing that’s so annoying is that stupid concert video they make you watch a million times. and turnabout succession. batshit fucking insane as you put everything together. ahhh can you tell i really liked aa4 hehe

and i just started aa5 but nothing’s struck me so far…intro case pissed me off how they literally sidelined athena in favor of phoenix. and im like halfway through the monstrous turnabout and its fun but like. nothing special

anyways i love you my dear thank you so much for asking hehe ^_^ what are your favorite cases so far!! kiss kiss

[flyttadigs]

10 Characters, 10 Fandoms

RULES: List your ten favourite characters from ten separate fandoms then tag ten people!

i was tagged by beloved mutual @sklent thank u for including me mwah. picking ten and not being able to repeat the source material is evil but let me try. these wont be in any particular order btw

envy from fullmetal alchemist (2003 envy is superior!!!)

rohan kishibe from jojos bizarre adventure

akane owari from super dangan ronpa 2

neji hyuga from naruto

shadow the hedgehog from sonic AKA the coolest guy ever since i was 9 years old

miles edgeworth from ace attorney (my newest addition to my little guys collection hehehe......)

nicholas d wolfwood specifically from trigun manga (1998 anime is fine too) (FUCK stampede all my homies hate stampede that was character assassination for everyone fr)

aradia megido from homestuck

dimentio from super paper mario FUCK you

lenalee lee from d.gray-man im DONE with lavi, if hoshino doesnt want to write him in the manga more then best girl is taking over they could never make me hate you lenalee lee you will always be famous

tagging ten people is insane behavior but ill tag some moots @byrdsfly @pendejxsrus @audhdgoku @jakeenglishapologist @boatswainscall @aflirtingaccident @oudkee @lucicat @aposemetric @minatheangel cant believe i actually tagged ten of yall. you can all throw rocks at me if u want me to remove you from this LMAO just lmk. oh it fucked up for half of yall. well youre in luck i guess

[kijimha]

yk what’s really funny to me about getting into ace attorney. so i was already considering a law career [<- HUGE interest in law since middle school <3] so now someday i’m gonna head off to law school, i’m gonna be reading my law textbooks and im going to imagine the stupid little ace attorney characters suffering in law school im gonna imagine phoenix and edgeworth taking the bar. EVEN NOW EVEN NOW WITH MY MOCK TRIAL STUFF they’re never going to leave me😞

i have little guys who have gone to law school now kiji. do you realize how happy this makes me. very. [ps marrying franziska or observing her from afar. fine with either option really <3<3franziska]

YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I love you getting AA brainrot its so fun to watch... ily/p ur so silly and im glad we share an interest

AND YEAHHH FRANZISKA VON KARMA MY BELOVED