#blorboposting hours or something

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10 Characters, 10 Fandoms

RULES: List your ten favourite characters from ten separate fandoms then tag ten people!

i was tagged by beloved mutual @sklent thank u for including me mwah. picking ten and not being able to repeat the source material is evil but let me try. these wont be in any particular order btw

envy from fullmetal alchemist (2003 envy is superior!!!)

rohan kishibe from jojos bizarre adventure

akane owari from super dangan ronpa 2

neji hyuga from naruto

shadow the hedgehog from sonic AKA the coolest guy ever since i was 9 years old

miles edgeworth from ace attorney (my newest addition to my little guys collection hehehe......)

nicholas d wolfwood specifically from trigun manga (1998 anime is fine too) (FUCK stampede all my homies hate stampede that was character assassination for everyone fr)

aradia megido from homestuck

dimentio from super paper mario FUCK you

lenalee lee from d.gray-man im DONE with lavi, if hoshino doesnt want to write him in the manga more then best girl is taking over they could never make me hate you lenalee lee you will always be famous

tagging ten people is insane behavior but ill tag some moots @byrdsfly @pendejxsrus @audhdgoku @jakeenglishapologist @boatswainscall @aflirtingaccident @oudkee @lucicat @aposemetric @minatheangel cant believe i actually tagged ten of yall. you can all throw rocks at me if u want me to remove you from this LMAO just lmk. oh it fucked up for half of yall. well youre in luck i guess

[moth-mart]

actually i started tearing up just a little bit from that recent post and i just figured out why i like this blog so much it's like. blorboposting done by the biggest fan of something and from someone who understands the characters the most. its like making the experience of absorbing information about a show or something through tumblr osmosis into the way the characters are presented in a way and it's a really cool and fascinating way to present a story (even if like. idk if you meant it that way smsbsmsn)

IM GLAD YOU ENJOY SHOPPING AT THE MART :). I think osmosis and the nature of it and how the story is presented on here is in some part inherent to the way the shelves are stocked [the nature of posting on tumblr]. I'm glad that combined with me skittering in at off hours and throwing posts out like saltine crumbs to a duck pond is hitting in a way that's enjoyable & resonating

The only method to this madness is a deeply enamored [and sometimes embarrassing] passion with my own silly brain children, truly their biggest fans till the day I die 🫡

[gerhardtz]

JUMPING UP AND DOWN WAVING MY ARMS !!!! YESSSS BLORBOPOSTING!!!!!!

1. Rye Gerhardt (Fargo Season 2) Okay we all saw this one coming a mile off. Holy shit. Url and pfp and every 5 posts tagged with his dumb ass. I could literally rant for hours here trying to justify my obsession with him but all I'm saying is Noah Hawley really knows how to make a character with 20 minutes of screen time haunt the narrative harder than Rose fucking Tyler okay? God damn!

2. Childe (Genshin Impact) Fuckkkkk man I'm sorry I'm a Genshinhead it's true... 😔 there's just something about this little weirdo that speaks to me.... and by that I mean I kin him so hard it isn;t even funny oh my GOURD

3. Ianto Jones (Torchwood) UE UE UE UE UE UE UE UE UE UE UE UE UE UE UE UE UE UE UE UE WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

4. Dot Cottan (Line of Duty) Comfort character is debatable because he makes me so sad whenever I think about him a little too hard. But he's great. Another tragic man for the pile.

5. Lonnie Burton & Laszlo Vary (My OCs) YEAHHHH IT'S THE BOYSSSSS MY BEAUTIFUL BABY BOYS (middle aged men) WHO ARE NORMAL (commit murder) AND OKAY (one of them is dead)

Okay so that was me desperately digging in my brain's file cabinet trying not to exclusively name Fargo characters (: if I wasn't limiting myself to one character per Thing you BET Floyd and Simone would be on there holyyyyyy moly I love them to death. They're honorary mentions. Everyone watch Fargo now immediately !!!!!!

Tagging: @pastelspindash @hella-slava @littlemoondarling @peculiaritybending @captwaddledoo 💪💪💪

five comfort characters, five tags

making a new post bc the one @chosoyukiism tagged me in was ten miles long and i dont play that game 😂 in no particular order bc the intensity of my fixations varies day to day, moment to moment. im not sorry for how long this got.

ok so basically half the jjk cast for different reasons but i really focus on gojo bc we have the same mental illness frfr (i hit him with the cluster b hammer so hard yall dont even know) anyway this one is like 6 guys in one plus gojo as the actual pick

krobus (stardew valley). hes just a guy with no discernable gender and you can shack up with him aro style its great im having a blast.

speaking of characters that hit me in the trauma disorders: Diva (blood+) is the epitome of god forbid eternal girlchildren women do anything

in this same category of blorbo is a twofer because they share the same name and hit the same issues of the paternal variety. claudia from interview with a vampire and claudia from the dragon prince. theyre so mecore it hurts and i dont need to elaborate, anyone whos been around for more than 5 minutes knows whats up here

ok yeah i would be straying too far from my roots if i didnt mention izuru kira from bleach ive been insane about him since forever thats my emotional support corpse cyborg

honorary mention to sasori and deidara from naruto, shizuo and izaya from durarara, and fucking.... aizen??? from bleach??????? i will not be elaborating on that last one anymore than i already have.

anyway people i know love chances to talk about blorbo (you dont have to be as verbose as i was): @renthony @seeveekat @fractoluminescence @criminal-sen @seasparrow

[flyttadigs]

something deeply wrong with me when i carnally desire the fictional guy that regularly says "yipes"

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i love seeing what ppl tag my gifs as. yall r so insane please never stop talking abt our blorbos in my notifs pls

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bro we are foils... its ok to have a different opinion and moral compass than me.... our chaos is now entangled, no bro dont stop

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"dr. stein be like, while you werent looking i gave you fallopian tubes. they serve no purpose other than to be funny to me."

@peachykoichi

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my boy eats his soup

me just now talking abt ling yao

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he has bewitched me with his brilliant red hair and low IQ :///

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bro fuck it time to post abt their petnames bc i love how they have all these names for each other in canon. greed lives AU with him staying in xing bc fuck you

when everything is all said and done, greed mostly sticks to calling ling by his name. "emperor of xing" to tease or praise him.

that being said, "brat" becomes his bedroom petname for ling. bc he is a brat in bed probably

greed would use "prince" as a half-petname for ling when they shared a body. also sarcastically of course. the only thing he doesnt like about ling becoming emperor is that he cant call him prince anymore. the power that comes with "emperor" is sexy to greed tho, but it doesnt have the same ring. he’ll still use it tho.

he also still calls him stud. i liked it when he called him that that one time, that was rly good.

ling only calls greed “monster” in the bedroom when hes dominating.

ling will call greed “homunculus” when hes being "bad”. like a rapscallion. a mischievous one if u will.

they also still call each other partner but for a different reason now.

i dont know why i cant come up with honest, sweet petnames for them for each other. i just rework their nicknames in canon to be sexy.

(you cant make pissant sexy)

ling has a new nickname for greed and its daddy. i said so. (it was greeds idea)

post done, bye.

[flyttadigs]

@byrdsfly​ messaged me this post and said “You with... Greed” so u know what. here it is, a character opinion bingo i filled out abt the one and only greed fma

didnt get a full bingo but if one space had been changed to “i would fuck” then we’d be set. but theres not. so no bingo for greed.

feel free to send me other characters if u value my opinion on them and ill fill it out for them too idc