#IM SORRY IM DUMB AS HELL!!!

[missingspidey]

guapoduo/spiderbit being on this years ao3 ship stats was NOT on my 2024 bingo

[xxplastic-cubexx]

alternate apocalypse ending or something who the hcrist knows anymore

[shakingparadigm]

till's first reaction to a wilting flower is to cheer it on, to keep it living. he feels so deeply for little things such as artificial flowers that he actively defends them when they are being crushed or mistreated, and kneels down to whisper encouragement as one nears the end of its life.

how often would ivan revisit that memory? the way till valued the life of these inorganic flowers, the way a single wilted bloom captures his attention and brings him to his knees in order to tend to it. when the time came, he might have hoped till would do it for him, too.

ivan and that flower were no different. beings bereft of emotion given feeling by the same sensitive boy, one who animated anything within his attention, unknowingly breathing life into blank vessels.

cheer up, till said, and suddenly the flower was brought to life, was personified by his encouragement. appealing to the emotions of a mere flower, assigning it a heart and a soul capable enough of receiving his words, believing it human enough to listen. through this display ivan was brought to life, too. mimicking till's words, thoughtful repetition, parsing through the layers and trying to understand the purpose, the meaning. cheer up, stay strong. this is must be what it's like to feel. heart seeping into actions, taking responsibility for the suffering of another.

ivan and that flower were no different. bodies weak and bent, blood-red. till over them, the same boy who brought them life watching as it trickles out. till kneels for the flower, but is motionless for ivan.

oh. maybe they were different after all.

[crocrubies]

*puts your 30 year old serial killer in a polar bear onesie for no reason* (this is so stupid HELP)

[lucyshypemaster]

you will NEVER see anyone writing paragraphs after paragraphs hating on keefe like they do with sophie.

[erophonemic]

two girls transvestigating each other with their penises

[raisinushigher]

fuck this show

[u3pxx]

along with getting me into dungeon meshi, you also encouraged me to purchase and play disco elysium. My life has been ruined by YOUR hyperfixations and I’m demanding compensation for how much of my time has been consumed by quality content,, I’ll see you in court.

*our* hyperfixations

[g3nderyb1nder]

I asked my friend if she thinks Kurt Kelly did end up being a Gas Station Attendant when he grew up. She looked at me dead in the eyes for a solid 5 minutes completely silent.

And then I got it.

[soupinaboot]

Steve got the Cat Valentine treatment from the fandom. 😐

[oceanwithouthermoon]

https://x.com/d3kutism/status/1741579841764475157?s=46

it should be illegal to be this fucking stupid so loudly and confidently omg..

mfs on the internet preach about "media literacy" yet they completely gloss over the fact that the only damn things that kusuo "canonically" is are a tsundere, an unreliable narrator, and a fucking liar LMFAOOO.. babe thats like basic reading comprehension, im sorry..

EDIT: it should go without saying not to send a person hate just because of a silly post like this one(+i dont have any reach anyway so im sure it wouldnt happen, but i wanna say this nonetheless lol) but i would just like to say that i just checked and realized that this person is 15 years old, so like... yeah, too young to be arguing with grown people on the internet. dont take this too serious or send this person hate pls lol..

[the-kipsabian]

[slashthrashandcrash]

Do you think The Trapper remembers his time in For Honor land during that one crossover or is killing all the same to him?

TIL about the game For Honor and that there was a crossover event lmao

Lore wise it's kinda funny/weird bc it says these nightmares are a "gift" from the Entity and that the Heroes can be consumed by the Entity, which I feel like opens a whole can of worms since she's not taking them into the fog but still feeding off them and (presumably) resurrecting them while not fully devouring their world.

Anyways Trapper fucking hates the Entity so methinks he was singled out to go kill somewhere out of spite. Not necessarily a punishment but more like "here's a change of scenery since you like to bitch and moan about my realm so much 💅"

Also look at this cosmetic you can get are they fr

[theprincessandthepie]

replaying dragon age inquisition is just an exercise in “the rebel mages would not fucking do that”

[eddiethehunted]

My work is so fucking stupid we get so so so so much theft that the drug store side has started displaying empty boxes for expensive stuff like electric toothbrushes and you have to ask staff to grab one from the back, max like $180 btw. But it’s totally fine for my side (beauty section) to display a $800 Dyson blow dryer (NOT AN EMPTY BOX) at the FRONT OF THE STORE right next to the door which is broken and doesn’t close so you can run in and run right out

And when I asked “so are we gonna put an empty box as display so people can’t steal it” they’re like lol no

[theblackwomb]

spot the difference